#don't worry he just shed his antlers

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midwestern horror stories - cosmic horror (alternative cover)

[elsa-fogen]

So. On the topic of Alastor headcannons. What's your opinion on these radio themed ones:

Alastor has an internal radio. Like the concept of having songs play through your head, but more literal. He can tune to stations as if he was a radio himself. And if he really wants to, he can connect himself to other radios in his immediate vicinity and play that music though them instead.

His antlers help his radio powers. So when they get damaged (in battle, sheds them, whatever reason you wanna put here) his internal radio goes bazerk. Think; flipping stations randomly, connecting to other radios when he doesn't want it to, playing loud static at random. All the chaos.

He can hear through other radios. He once had to listen to Vox playing Barbie Girl through a TV right next to a radio in Vox's studio, for a week straight. Surely enough; Barbie Girl is now banned from all radio stations in hell.

What do you think? I got more like these if you like them. Give me a generic topic and I can probably list several under that category.

OHH RADIO HEASCANONS

Yes, but he also can turn it on and off when he needs

Never thought about it, but it's funny (don't think i'm going to use it anywhere but who knows, maybe i'll make some funzies with that)

Pretty much used it in one my comic slihdsdkjfh +headcanon that Vox taught him that, he also can control when and which radio he wants to listen (or his head would be a horrible mess) ut i like headcanon that he has some songs banned on the radio lol

speaking of other radiostations, i actually made an instruction on How To get Your Own Radio Station In Hell, let me just find it real quick... i wanted to share it long ago, but couldn't find a moment

Imagine you're a normal sinner in hell, who suddenly wants to become radio host for one small station. and it's possible! and you won't even die, and get some benefits, if succeed. So, it's kinda hard, but doable

1. You need to write a letter asking for a permission to have your own station to The Radio Demon himself. a) letter should be handwritten, and your handwriting must be at least readable. Or you can use typewriter, if you find one. DO NOT write it on a computer and then print, you'll probably won't be able to get your station in following 50 years b) You should send your letter via post. DO NOT try to meet Radio Demon in person, you'll just lose time, or even if you get lucky, he won't take your letter. b*) Now you can just come to Hazbin Hotel and give your letter to Charlie Morningstar and ask her to give it to Radio Demon. Don't worry, she won't read it. b**) You should leave your contacts, that's obligatory if you want to get an answer - that means you have to have a place to live. c) Do not try to e-mail him, he doesn't even have a phone or computer to receive it. If someone gives you 100% totally real Radio Demon's e-mail - don't trust them, its fake 2. You'll get answer from the Radio Demon in 1-2 weeks, he'll send you set of papers which you have to fill out. You'll probably have to do it 3-4 times so don't worry, he's just testing your dedication. In these papers you give general info about your future radio station - the name, schedule, what activities you'll gonna have and what kinds of music wanna play. Include some jazz, especially if you mostly want to have modern music. You'll also have to tell a bit about yourself. You absolutely should not be connected to voxtech in any way. 2.b) he may simply dislike your ass and become a real bureaucratic monster. Keep trying - you can impress him with you dedication and he may like you in the end 3. When you got your application approved, you'll have to sign a contract, that gives you right to broadcast on a certain radio frequency. According to the contract - your radio station belongs to the Radio Demon, you'll just getting it in unlimited use, until the contract terminated. You DO NOT sell your soul to the Radio Demon. He can broadcast over you any time he needs and you can't do anything about it. He can also ask you to change something in your broadcast schedule, ask to replace of cancel any of your programs, ban music and so on. (Tho, he probably won't do anything of it). But since your radio station is his property, you're as well under his protection while you on your station, so if someone attacks you and you're unable to protect yourself and your station, you'll have a way to contact him and ask for help. You'll have a specific channel for it and list of morse codes for emergencies. You should not use this channel for anything else, or you'll lose your station. 4. After all paperwork is done and approved, you have to get equipment for your station. DO NOT use ANYTHING voxtech related, and you absolutely cannot have TV on your station. 5. After you got all the equipment, invite the Radio Demon to your station. He'll set everything up for you and give you list of emergency codes. Do not try to interrupt his infodumps even if you lost track of it and can't understand shit, it's better if you show enthusiasm. 6. And done! Now you are happy small radio host! The Radio Demon may show up on your station sometimes to check how everything's going, but don't worry about it, he won't be bother you too often after few weeks.

P. S. You are NOT friends with the Radio Demon, even if he acts friendly and calls you "dear" - that's just his normal, not-threatenning behavior P. P. S. Don't be too personal, don't dump on him your problems if they aren't related to the station when he comes to you. Just make him some coffee, talk about weather and tell that everything works just fine P. P. P. S. ABSOLUTELY! DO NOT! TRY TO HUG HIM! He'll just laugh at you, and if you somehow succeed he'll make everything to make you regret every action in your life and afterlife that led you to this moment (and it doesn't necessarily means he will torture you physically, once he run into masacistic freak that got a boner when was tortured) P. P. P. P. S. If you caught feelings for him - suffer in silence and NEVER try to confess. You'll lose your station immediately and will never get it back.

All these instructions are totally written by Rosie who heared so many complaints from Alastor about how people want to become a radio host but can't do it properly

And Alastor is probably making them experience what he went through to become a radio host in life

GOD, TUMBLR WHY UR SUCH AN ASS TODAY WTF LET ME JUST POST MY SILLY TEXT

[resident-idiot-simp]

Tw for blood and deer shedding antlers i guess

When deer shed their velvet it looks really bloody and gruesome even though the deers cant feel it. so now im just imagining deer!ghost walking around base with what appears to be gore in his antlers just to mess with people lol

(I don't need tw's don't worry about me fyi but the masses might)

You're so right tho he would absolutely get a kick out of it. Soap freaked the fuck out the first time he saw it but after that he was 1000% in on the joke.

When asked about it he probably just plays innocent or he just laughs lowly. People are actually terrified.

Later Ghost and the 141 will giggle about it

[voidandabyssal]

Can you write a Axe x BLACJ!WENDIGO!Reader?

If you don't know what wendigos are they are made from somebody that resorted to cannibalism in order to not starve to death.

Dark days turned to darker nights. The gailing winds threw snow and ice into the air above. You sniffed, breathing in the musty air. The cave walls seemed to close in around you. It was almost pitch black, you could barely see in front of you. Luckily you relied more on smell to hunt nowadays.

The front door creaked open, Axe stepped out, carrying his bloody namesake. He looked you up and down, nodding as his eye met yours. 

“Hungry?” he asked, you nodded, salivating at the thought of catching something. 

“Crooks…heard something this morning” he tightened his hold on the weapon. His pointed teeth gnashing against each other fiercely. Your eyes widened, licking your cut up lips you spoke, voice harshed and cracked.

“Good, always hungry now” it was true, your stomach constantly screaming out, like a gut punch to your stomach, you were never satisfied. The only brief moments of respite came when you were sinking your claws into a human's guts and devouring them.

Axe placed a hand on your shoulder, snapping you away from your starved thoughts. He brought you into a light hug, nuzzling the side of your neck as he did. 

“...c’mon” he spoke, pushing away from you as he did. He walked off, with you following in close step behind. For how big he was, he was incredibly quiet. The loud crunch of snow you made everytime you moved your elongated legs was the only sound you both heard. 

You sniffed into the air, pointed antlers scraping the bottom of a tree branch. Your dark eyes widened. 

Blood.

“Axe…” you both turned to look at each other, in the distance you could hear the scrambled cries of some poor soul. Seems like Crooks was right. 

Digging your heel into the ground, you tensed your body, ready to leap into a sprint. You turned to Axe, giving him a wink.

“Whoever gets there last is the rotten egg!” he laughed quietly, before readying himself. Your dark hand gripped the snow, before you leapt up. Snow flew through the air as you dashed towards the scent of blood. Axe following closely behind you. 

Soon you come to a stop, pulling yourself up onto your two feet. You can see the human now. A man, desperately tugging at the jaws of a bear trap. Crying out when the flesh is cut deeper by the sharp metal.

Axe finally appears next to you, comforting hand on your shoulder. You’re too hungry to notice. 

Your claws are slicing through the man's throat, blood spurts out like a fountain of water. A rough hand grabs you and pulls you away as your long tongue lashes out, catching the flicking drops of blood.

“Later…need to get it to the shed” he mumbles out. 

The two of you drag the heavy body back to the shed. 

You leave before Axe starts butchering, you doubt you’d be able to stop yourself from eating all of it, and then going hunting again.

You clutch your pained stomach. Tears of hunger and frustration fall down your cheeks. Your fingers trace over your face. 

Once beautiful, and so clearly human had now been distorted, warped into something horrifying. Rows and rows of jagged and edged teeth spilled out over your mouth (Crooks had once cutely commented that you both looked more alike now), large antlers that scraped against the roof of your home had grown from your head. Ripping and pulling at the flesh atop your skull. 

You almost couldn’t bear to look down, see your hunched figure. Once beautiful curves were replaced with just skin and bone. Your back painfully hunched over as you tried to wipe away the tears that flowed down.

The night grew lighter. You chuckled, you’d always wondered how the Underground had a night and day cycle. Axe had always grumbled about it being ‘magic’ or something. 

“You…alright, Lambchop?” you looked up, Axe stared down at you, his bright red eye-light shrinking in worry. 

“Foods ready” you nodded, smiling as you wiped away the last streams of tears. Getting up you leaned up, pressing a small kiss to the side of Axes face, wiping away some of the blood off it. 

“Love ya, Axe” you murmured out. His eye-light changed to a red heart, before switching back to its normal circular form.

“Love ya to”

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This was very fun to write! Remember guys, couples that slay together stay together!

[multiandmany]

Osian the Jackalope (OC)

Name: Osian Species: Jackalope Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him Orientation: Panromantic, Leans towards males Age: 20 Height: 3'1", 3'6" w antlers Powers/Skills: Short warp burrow tunnels, think the Easter Bunny from RotG. Short ranged, at most a few miles then needs to sleep for half a day. Can mimic voices, better at masculine voices and those singing. Survival skills, digging skills (fast, strong digger) faster than normal running, enhanced vision and some night vision, bartering skills, close combat fighter, carving skills, caving skills Personality: Careful, slightly childish, sneaky. Likes to run around and cause trouble during storms. Sort of chaotic, likes to run, play pranks, and stir up trouble if you're a trouble maker Other: Loves the smell of whiskey, uses powers to get into nooks and hideaways, old mines, subways, ect. Lives above and below ground. Keeps stuff stashed in these stores. Items: Shoulder bag filled with dried snacks, two pocket knives, a reusable water bottles, some rope, money and bandages.

A wanderer that picks a town to hang around a year or so before moving on, Osian tends to go out more at dusk, dawn or just at night, or when people are less active, to avoid questions and possibly running into them with his antlers.

While staying out of trouble would be best, if he sees someone causing trouble and he can do something, he'll assist, the petty thief be warned, he will track you down and tunnel into your place and steal your stolen goods to give them to the police as well as your whereabouts.

There is little he can't tunnel into providing he eaten and rested enough, and provided its not too far. Tunneling makes him very tired as well as hungry and he must rest after doing it much.

During winter when his antlers shed, he will be more active during the day when he can walk around without worry, no one asking questions, no worry about running into someone and hurting them. Sometimes carves shed antlers to sell them.

Can run really fast, faster without his shoes on. Can jump super high, he has the jackrabbit jumping ability. While he fights similar to how Aang would in ATLA, he will bite and kick if he has to, and his kicks will leave bruises and can break bone if he needs them too. While he scratches, his punches don't do much at all. Prefers to do traps and be swift and hard to catch.

Lives in underground places, abandoned places, or hard to get to places, accessed by tunnels. Or places that don't ask a lot of questions.

Loves to dig around in the underground, abandoned and such places for lost treasures and gems and such, uses this for trading for money and bartering.

Fur is roughish, but fluff is soft. Farm boy from the west, city stuff is still a getting use to. Can and will eat grass, chews on it for fun and for food as a snack.

Loves to run around during storms, but underground if he can, doesn't like getting wet unless he has to. He misses heat lightning.

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1836963

[monmuses]

Staring at antlers were one thing. For Legoshi, he knew of a few other deer who would go through their shedding of velvet and bone each season. It was like molting ... or shedding for snakes. Or bringing on one's winter coat for wolves and other furred creatures. There could be a multitude of reasons that match, but ... that was nothing to really worry about.

" ... are you not hungry?" Perhaps the water was fine. Still, he was a little curious about the birth discoloration on his antlers. For later, he might ask ... if he was up for it.

"I, uh ... didn't think you were a transfer student," he said. "We don't get many of those ... but it's a surprise. When did you transfer? I could ... try to show you around, for the time being. The dorms are actually sectioned by gender ... so you're in the same building as the herbivores and carnivores. Just ... male. I can show you there."

@doefated

"Well, you get enough people staring at you and asking about the antlers." He responds, even when no one has really given them MUCH flack about the antlers. Sure, they stare... but that's as much as they do anyway. Jonathan would wipe the remaining water from their snout and proceeded to stand up.

"Walk with me?" He needed the company and all is friends in their eyes. That's the one thing Jonathan loved about themselves was how outgoing towards everyone they were. No matter if they just landed smack middle of the realm or the town, Jonathan just loved to talk. Part of their job, right? Get as much information as possible.

"I'm actually a transfer if you can believe it. Actually just started the other day, but I don't have my dorms yet." He isn't a student still. "All bunch of document trouble, so, I'm a bit late to the party. You know where the herbivore dorms are?" Is Legoshi even allowed to go there??

[aparoxysm]

☼☼☼☼ i don't even know how many i pasted but GIMME

this is literally going to be so long i talk so much YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS

☼ KYLE & DEANNA ☼

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

WELL, i think this would be kyle tbh. like no okay, he’s usually a responsible guy but hes SOOO easily manipulated and pressured into things ok??? the puppy would just have to look @ him and he’d just be like “no buddy im sorry i can’t………………… alright fine jump in the backpack ill be your obi wan we’re outta here”

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

deanna 10000000%

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

i actually feel like both? i feel like kyle is usually the instigator but since being around him all the time, deanna’s really going to get to embrace a dorkier side of herself. he likes making people laugh and she likes him making her laugh so basically he is gonna make her come to the dork side sooner or later~

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

HAHA probably kyle.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

SO i have finally decided that kyle is really interested in history and archeology. i think hes gonna really commit to college this time around soon and deannas gonna be pouty when he cant shower her in attention lolololol. so definitely her distracting and succeeding.

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

both!!

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

i don’t know if deanna really has a temper but given that she’s got italian blood in her, i’d say genetics prove that she’d be the one to walk out. kyle would 10/10 be upset if she did.

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

kyle. netflix nerd.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

deanna.

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

both. 10/10.

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

kyle LOL hes such a dweeb. there’s him in an ugly christmas sweater and antlers.

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

…..deanna? maybe? im not really sure, again, i dont know what her temper is like. i don’t know if shes a need space person or not yet, but kyle wouldn’t be able to stand ignoring her.

who plays with the others’ hair more

i definitely see deanna playing with kyles hair on the reg.

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

i think deanna’s already proved this one LOLOLOLL and i love it so much, its such a normal organic thing in relationships to hang off each other and i definitely see that being her thing. 

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

deanna. i think kyle’s more of a hugger, he always likes to just have an arm around her somehow. shes the kisser.

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

WELL kyle would never @ her like that but LOLOLOL i bet once the novelty of his blabbing has worn off and theyre an old married couple deanna might sometimes just be like stooooop

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

deanna is for sure the instigator, as if that isnt 100% obvious by now hahahha and god yes sometimes kyle will be like NO OMG MY MOM IS IN THE OTHER ROOM or I HAv E TO GO TO cLASS so yep he gonna have to walk away and its gonna kill him 100 times over probably.

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

kyle forgets it but also has to hold it because hes such a tall freak, hed be like good ol’ hunchback notre dame with deanna holding it LOL. but he’d also just like, get wet if it meant keeping her dry and warm cause hes a ~gentleman

who demands showering first in the mornings

hmmmmmmmmmmmm i feel like deanna. unless shes a night shower-er. in which case, shes a freak and kyle owns the morning.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

well this has deanna written all over it so.

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

kyle’s a wimp, he’ll win her a goldfish and not throw up (y)

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

deanna. kyle probably fell asleep LOL

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight 

hmhmhmhmhmhmhmh deanna??? maybe??? i mean maybe not always but i just see her being more connected to her phone than kyle, like surfing social media etc. and like i bet hes an iPad guy. so like maybe he steals the wall socket a lot and shes like k remind me to steal ur charger before we go to bed and hes like k *forgets immediately*

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

both? but i feel like mostly deanna. always givin’ him the heckin spooks because hes dumb .

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can 

both.

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

deanna feels more rambunctious tbh.

☼ EMILY & MILES ☼

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

WELL IF THERE’S ANYTHING MORE SOLID ABOUT EMILY AS A CHARACTER ITS THAT SHE HAS A N UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH DOGS. she is every dog lover tumblr post ever. barney, her UNNECESSARILY HUMONGOUS bernese mountain dog is her pride and son.

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

maybe miles but like more as a joke because like emily adores photography, she used to do a lot of it when she was a teenager for school because her dad was really interested in vintage cameras (see also: her box brownie collection she considered selling) and so thats a nice part of im to hold onto for her. he gave her a polaroid camera which she broke in one of her first big mental break downs. then some years later, a boyfriend at the time bought her a new one which she used a lot for a while. then they broke up and she hasn’t really touched photography since. anyway basically i think miles would probably know most of this (all her polaroids are probably still packed up in a box) so he’d pick up her camra sometimes like “photograph me like one of ur french women~” and shed be like omg stop ur being a silly goose ily.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

miles @ emily. sometimes shes such a sad rain cloud and so i think he would resort to any small stupid thing just to make her smile.

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

emily would rather die than watch a horror movie i think LOL. 2 spooky.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

i think miles respects emily too much to bother her when shes working, knowing she takes it all very seriously. but likeeeee, at the same time, maybe if he noticed she was already distracted he would try to egg it on cause maybe he’d think like why miss the opportunity to do something together instead if shes not gonna be busy??? idk. thats a real stab in the dark, i hope all my assuming isnt way off LOL

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

emily. worried mama bear.

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

miles is the stormer, emily is the cryer. 100%

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

emily. she doesn’t sleep very well anyway so she’ll read or watch obscure film/tv.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

miles?????????????? probably??? emily is such a shy little squirt when it comes to sex, i think shes very happy to recieve whatever he’s willing to give her but as for her own actions shes too scared to be very adventurous.

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

miles. if only they could afford a car… /sheds tear/

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

emily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes the person people hate at christmas time. but see also australia has like no game when it comes to inter/national holidays. our chrismas is in the summer so like reindeers and snow and hot cocoa and fireplaces and shit doesnt make sense. its an entirely different culture. same with halloween, its in the spring, there’s no fall colours, orange pumpkins, etc. having these holidays to REALLY celebrate into overkill in the states is probably her favourite thing about living there.

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

miles feels like the angry silent type. emily is the non-confrontational silent type. so both, depending what the argument was about.

who plays with the others’ hair more

i kind of see miles, like if theyre on the couch watching tv or whatever, his arm slung round her and distractedly playing with a lock.

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

hmmm, neither.

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

when emily is a happy clam, shes very loving. her mood really changes her physical interactions. when shes sad or distracted or stressed or focused, she is very recluse and really just likes to be left alone. but when shes feeling inspired and happy, she’s all for hugs and kisses and touching.

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

miles? LOLOL if emily would EVER tell him to be quiet. a highly unlikely scenario though.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

i think that miles is mostly the one to always start it, but never with an expectation that she’ll want to? because he knows how much of an awko taco she is about it? its kind of like a very hesitant, curious sus of the situation~ and if shes down then cool if shes not well then theres always next week maybe LOL. but real talk, i think its really special when emily initiates. its very like Big Moment™ and a real surprise and relief to miles’ stress levels cause otherwise he’s always feeling pushed out ja feel? so i think that the simple answer is miles and hes used to her shutting it down if shes not in the mood. but like everything about them its complicated LOL.

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

miles forgets and emily brings like 5. i feel like shes the cutie who holds it and he keeps an arm/jacket around her to keep her from freezing to death bc old married couple :’)

who demands showering first in the mornings

i mean emily likes routine but i feel like miles is the early riser for work and is always gne by the time she gets up probably.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

either or neither, depending on the night before :P 

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

emily is also a wimp and i dont imagine she likes heights very much. miles strikes me as the “big panda winner” type.

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

emily if shes either a) worried or b) unsure and keeps tacking on after thoughts.

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

ehhhhh, neither? i expect they both rely heavily on them for work so no point with a dead phone.

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

miles.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

emily.

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

neither? i mean emily is basically a mouse but yeah. neither.

☼ ADAM & JULIE ☼

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

adam. 200%. he has no impulse control.

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

adam AHAHAHA, i bet he would take photos of himself on her phone a lot. as if he’s doing her some public service. change his name to “hot adam” in her phone and take a snapchat filter photo of him with some dumb sunglasses on or something. use one of those dumb filters that put your face on the body of some dancing thing and set it as her wallpaper. basically he is so vain.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

adam. he doesnt get embarrassed easily and one day hes gonna like julie a lot and notice theres a dark raincloud in there somewhere he needs to chase away. so might as well do that with laughter.

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

adam but he’d want her to cling to him so it would be this whole elaborate plan. like “here let me set up the situation this is how its gonna go its gonna be great” and julie is gonna be like omfg stop and then hes gonna finish the movie wanting to vomit like “well that was not fun at all why did you talk me into this ur a bad friend”

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

julie strikes me as the hardworking type. adam is 100% the literal child wanting her attention.

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

adam ofc. but then it could be cute, like julie could start seeing dumb shit and text him like “i saw a guy who got thrown out of walmart today bc he tried to steal a the simpsons on dvd” and he’ll immediately laugh and call her like “WAS IT THE BEST THING? TELL ME EVERYTHING” bc his job is a lot of boring sitting around most of the time. he’ll learn when her lunch breaks are and call her to annoy her but also bc lonely.

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

adam would storm. idk if julie would cry?

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

hmmmmmmmmm, maybe julie? if its something shes really into or is anxious and cant sleep? bc adam is 100% that guy whos like “pf what no ill be up for HOURS” zonks out @ 9pm

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

adam, hes a kinky shit. but HEY maybe she is 2. we might never kno  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

adam. literal child.

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

i feel like julie has WICKED eye for interior? maybe she doesn’t, but her pinterest board lead me to believe shes stylish af. so i feel like she’d have a good time decorating. unless shes got deep family / body issues rooted to holidays which i could also see being a thing. people stareotypically eat a lot at christmas and thanksgiving omfg, so maybe she hates holidays. IDK. IDK THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE but im also pretty sure adam would dress as a sexy santa like u wouldnt even have to ask he’d be so down. i mean this is probably his favourite christmas related thing tbh (NSFW). im also aware that still doesnt answer the question.

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

adam. bye falicia~

who plays with the others’ hair more

adam but in an annoying way LOL

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

the image of adam climbing all over julie is weird af LOL. so like. maybe neither, idk?

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

adam. hes so convinced he’ll get her to give in one day. ONE DAYYY.

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

adam.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

adam sTILL. hes so annoying hahaha.

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

adam forgets, julie holds. mostly cause he probably gets them all wet cause hes an adhd kid half the time. 

who demands showering first in the mornings

hmmmm, maybe julie? adams probably a freak and showers at night.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

adam 200%

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

adam would LOVE rollercoasters. i dont know about julie?

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

have you met adam “pay attention to me” kane ???

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

hmmm, if it had to be one of them, probably adam.

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

adam. anything for the ass grab.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

i dont know this one tbh.

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

adam. obnoxious piece of work.