Standing around the destroyed Alchemy Machine
Wilson: So….who broke it?
(Everyone glancing at each other)
Wilson: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Wes: … (Lifts finger as if to take responsibility)
Wilson: No--no, you didn't. Wortox?
Wortox: Well don't look at me, look at Maxwell
Maxwell: What? I didn't break it.
Wortox: Huh? How'd you even know it was broken?
Maxwell: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Wortox: …suspicious
Maxwell: No, it's not--
Wolfgang: If-if it matters, probably not but, Willow was the last one to use it
Willow: Liar, I don't even like that piece of crap!
Wolfgang: Oh? Really? Then what were you doing by the science machine earlier?
Willow: I use the metal lever to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that-- Wolfgang!
Wes: (Hands flailing as he watches them start to bicker. He gestures to himself multiple times)
Wilson: No! (Turning to the others) Who broke it?!
Warly: Wilson…Wickerbottom's been awfully quiet
Wickerbottom: Really?
Warly: Oh Yeah really!!!
(Arguing resumes)
(Wes watching in horror, panicking as everyone is bickering. Wilson moves in next to him, watching the chaos unfold)
Wilson: …I broke it.
Wes: ?! (Looks at Wilson in shock)
Wilson: I burnt my hand so I punched it.
Wes: ????!!! (more hands flailing in confusion)
Wilson: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throat with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick
Wes: (Making a why motion)
Wilson (Looks at Wes with a mischievous smile): ...Good. Was getting a little chummy around here.
Wes: (huffing and puffing as Wilson laughs)
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Willow with rain frog army try to beat Dragonfly. In the end, the Dragonfly still live to dance another day.
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Sebastian and Claude survive day to day life exclusively because they are demons. They would be dead by the end of their first day as a human.
As for the humans I tried to think not only of power but also - would that person be OK with living forever and eating people?
(I actually hated ending of season 2 where ciel turned into a demon. Very bad. Glad it's not canon.)
Anyway, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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Delightful new trailer for the latest DST update
(^smol crying wilson is concept art from the twitch klei stream)
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