#don't let me sync with an actual menstruator i might die
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If my boss tells me one more time "we don't work for free" in relation to me not wanting to overcharge the client, maybe I should respond "well according to my payslip, I do" and then just quit
#no but what dumb idiot works for under $50000 a year?????#like well under#and my boss tells me that i should get a pay rise and I'm not earning what i should be like????? what do i say that#also the worst part is I've SNOOPED I've seen Colleen's contract from 2019 IT'S THE BLOODY SAME A SMIDGE HIGHER#disgusting#apologies to anyone reading this who full time works/carer/etc who earns less than me but i sympathise with you#it's pathetic#also my boss would think I'm undercharging but i just put it up 10% (her rule of thumb) as per the previous invoice#which is what the clients are used to#she wants to charge them based on what time the accountants spent on the job#multiplied by some ridiculous charge out rate#she didn't yell at me today but she did talk in her frantic fast way which means she must be period having#which means I'm nearly period having#The joys of being on the same cycle as your 67 year old boss#i mean i say this as if she's never spoken to me like that any other week SHUT UP DON'T RUIN MY THEORY#I LIKE SYNCING PERIODS IT'S FUN ESPECIALLY IF THE OTHER PERSON DOESN'T MENSTRUATE#don't let me sync with an actual menstruator i might die
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☀️ – ADA with reader on their period !
TW: period talk, blood mention, dazai
🥃 note: reader is afab, but no pronouns are used <3
Yukichi Fukuzawa:
Very sweet man, he buys whatever you need as soon as you ask for it
He has a lot of snacks in stock already, so that's covered, no problem!
(If Ranpo whines about his snacks going missing, he’ll get smacked)
He's not well versed in female anatomy (haha who said that omggg??) But!! He's willing to learn and adapts to your needs very quickly
Will leave in the middle of an agency meeting if you call him, you don't even need to ask
If your cramps get so bad that you cry, he'll do his best to find the strongest (and safest) painkillers in literally all of Japan. Fukuzawa spares no expense for your comfort
Also he does NOT get embarrassed if he has to go out and buy pads or tampons for you!! He's in and out of the store with literally zero issue 100/10 husband material
Doppo Kunikida:
Probably has it written into his schedule depending on how long you two have been together lmfao
Listen!!! He's a busy man. He needs to make sure every single thing in his day to day life is planned for, including his partners cycle
Usually, he doesn't need to go out and buy anything for you when your period hits because he's stocked up on everything well in advance
But if you beg him enough, he might go out to buy you some extra snacks,, and herbal tea,,, annddd that really fluffy blanket you saw at the store–
It's really a toss-up on if he'll leave work if you call him. He adores you, but he's got a duty to uphold! (“I ran out of painkillers, please–” “I'm on my way.”)
Blushes when he buys pads/tampons for you, but otherwise doesn't react. God forbid Dazai tags along for whatever reason, because then Kunikida might actually die of embarrassment before he leaves the store
Dazai Osamu:
Acts like he forgets your period, but the first day it hits you there's literally a care package left at your flat with all your favorite snacks, a new heating pad, and a bunch of other goodies
He's not one to complain if you need anything from the store, he'll buy whatever you want (with Kunikida's money) plus some alcohol for himself
If you call while he's at work, he doesn't mind at all 99% of the time. He probably even uses it as an excuse to dip if nothing interesting is going on tbh
“Ah, my Dearest! You've called at the perfect time. Do you need me at home? No? Are you sure? How about I come over to check on you just in case, hmmm?”
If you need pads or tampons, Dazai doesn't get embarrassed at all. Very smooth, might even boast about how he's “just doing what any good boyfriend should”
^ If he simply doesn't feel like it, though… He'll send Atsushi to buy them instead. It's endless amounts of fun for Dazai to torture the poor boy, he really can't help himself </3
Atsushi Nakajima:
Atsushi's lived a pretty solitary life before joining the agency, so his knowledge about menstruation is limited to what he's read in books
He doesn't get queasy with blood, though, so that's good! Very much willing to help if you bleed through your clothes or anything like that. 100% the boyfriend ever
He might go overboard when buying things you want/need, practically begs for Dazai's help to cover everything
Tiger form is very warm btw. Atsushi is a living heating pad, and he absolutely lets you take advantage of that
If you call him while he's at work, he may be a bit reluctant to leave at first… A little bit of pleading gets him to cave near instantly, though :P
Might cry when he goes to get you some pads/tampons?? He's aware it's something you need, but he's terribly anxious and will panic if someone asks what he's up to
Akiko Yosano:
Yosano feels most equipped for dealing with this, and she is! She is a doctor after all :3
She keeps track of both of your cycles, and if they happen to align at any point, she will make a remark or two about how close you've both gotten
^ (She then proceeds to infodump about how periods don't actually sync up due to proximity. Might even show you a medical study or two on the subject!)
Depending on when you call her, Yosano may or may not leave the agency to check in on you. If nobody's injured or if she's out shopping, she'll drop by just to make sure you're alright <3
She probably doesn't need to go buy you pads/tampons because she has some for herself that you can easily use?? But she's not opposed to buying more if needed
Yosano knows how bad cramps can be too, so if anybody tries to bother you about going to work she can and will rip someone in half
Buys your favorite takeout on her way home from work.. Of course, she reminds you to eat well during your period,, but she can't help but spoil you just a bit
Ranpo Edogawa:
This literal CHILD of a man acts like he's on his period too 😭 he whines so much if you ask him to do anything
He still gets everything you need, he's just complaining the entire damn time… But you'll praise him either way, right? Right??
Ranpo might have to ask someone else to buy snacks for you because if he does, he knows he'll eat like,,, half of them
If you call him while he's at work, he literally doesn't hesitate to leave. It's been so boring all day, so he'd rather spend time with you anyway!!
He'll go buy you pads or tampons if you ask, but uh,,, please make sure to text him what brand, because he'll just toss in one of each if he forgets </3
For all Ranpo’s whining during the day, as soon as he gets home he's ready to cuddle with you under the warmest blanket he can find. He will NOT take no for an answer, so get cozy!
Jun'ichirō Tanizaki:
Will give you cavities with how sweet he acts while you're menstruating. He's already the perfect boyfriend, but during your period he dials it up to a thousand
He's no stranger to periods and all the annoyances that come with them due to having a sister, so he's not at all fazed by any of it
He calls you from work instead of vice versa. “Hi, Love. No, no, just wanted to ask how you were doing! Need me to buy anything from the pharmacy? No? Are you sure you don't need me to-”
Honestly just tell Tanizaki to come over during his break or something, he'll be a nervous wreck if he goes without seeing you for a whole day </3
He buys you anything you need or want with a smile on his face the whole time!! He likes taking care of you
Cooks your favorite food for dinner, and it's literally perfectly made somehow?? You two end the day by enjoying your dinner snuggled up in bed and watching your favorite movie
🤍 : [ PLATONIC ]
Naomi Tanizaki:
Zero complaints from her if you want her to stay over for the week, she'd be happy to help out! Though Junichiro might come over too sometimes (he'll cook, don't worry)
If anyone at the agency (Ahem, Dazai–) tries to bother you, Naomi chews them out with no mercy. NOBODY will call you for any reason other than to entertain you or ask if you need anything
Buys you anything you need without any fuss, it's not like monthly trips to the pharmacy are new for her. She'll stop by a local bakery to get you pastries, too
No work talk, nope! If you have any seriously pressing issues to get done with at work, she takes care of them (or makes her brother handle them)
Kenji Miyazawa:
If you need the fastest errand boy around, Kenji's the one to call for sure!
He's used to helping others out, so he has no problem buying you whatever you need and then delivering everything to you
Likes knowing he can be a dependable kid, even for mundane stuff like this. It honestly makes his day if you ask for his help
He'd offer to bring takeout or something to you, but he's sure that he might eat it before he even arrives at your home. He ends up just ordering delivery for you
Izumi Kyōka:
She has a map of the entire area memorized, so she can go store to store for anything you need and then drop it all off in under 30 minutes
However, Izumi does get distracted easily. If you give her some money to buy herself a snack too, then she's less likely to get sidetracked
Does whatever work you had for you, for the whole week. You don't need to ask, it's all taken care of already
If you call her a good kid for helping out, she'll walk with a skip in her step for at least a good few days after
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