#don't insult jb tho

[granolapranala]

Rising from the dead to make a post that no one but me will care about: assigning the droplets boys metalocalypse characters.

(The numbers didn't add up since there are 7 jerks and 5 dethklok guys so I left out JB and then I couldn't find someone that Nate fit. He'd be Charles if Lynn was out of the picture for sure tho)

Pran- Nathan

I swear I am not only going on designs, but that's definitely part of it (pretty big men ♡). Both are strong silent types with a lot of hate. Their general demeanor and outlook is similar. Plus, both canonically didn't speak (at least for a while) as kids (and the one scene of child Nathan reminds me of all the descriptions of child Pran). Both are some of the least academic/booksmart of the cast, also. Not everything fits (Nathan has a leadership role, passion, and a good relationship with his family, all unlike Pran), but they have enough strong basic similarities that I had to compare them.

Shiloh- Toki

Both are completely all over the map characters: are they sweethearts? Are they true genuine assholes? Are they somewhere in between? What is wrong with them? Are they okay? Both are very cute and childlike in presentation with a lot of unsavory traits underneath. Plus, both of of tend to be followers, going along with other people's random plans. Toki has more of a set characterization than Shiloh (who's kind of an enigma), but if anyone in the droplets cast fits Toki, it's Shiloh.

Everett- Pickles

I also debated Nate as Pickles but Everett works a lot better. Both are tiny guys filled with rage. Just anger and bitchiness in a tiny body. Pickles has had the most physical fights out of any character in his show, and the blood droplets kill levels confirm that Everett is the most violent of the jerks. Also, if Everett wasn't on constant watch by Nate, I think he'd absolutely be a party boy and drink a lot. The main difference in character is that Pickles has family issues galore and Everett is a momma's boy. Plus, Pickles is rarely an instigator and tends to just react to things, while Everett starts problems seemingly for fun. The comparisons are getting looser.

Bae- Skwisgaar

(I think JB also would've made a good Skwisgaar but I left her out of this) It's all about the confidence and self obsession. Both think that they are so fucking cool and want to lounge around and relax. They also both seem weak as hell (Bae is, and Skwisgaar seems to be, if his build and demeanor is anything to go on). Both have the utmost confidence in their own abilities and like to piss off their rival (either Nate or Toki) with that. The main difference between them is that Skwisgaar seemingly does a lot of work to be the best, he's constantly practicing guitar and he writes/works on the albums, whereas Bae kind of does jack shit and still thinks he's all that. Also, Bae's sex-adverse asexuality versus Skwisgaar's eternal ho phase lol

Jeremy- Murderface

I'M SORRY. This one is weird. I guess the main thing tying these two characters together is low self esteem. Most of dethklok and most of the xod cast don't really hate themselves- these two do. They also both have body issues, tied into that self hatred, that come up somewhat regularly. Both make everyone around them miserable, partially on purpose and partially because they are just Like That. The way they do it is different (Jeremy is a downer and Murderface just pisses people off), but it's the same general effect. There are a lot of differences, mainly that Jeremy is a germophobe and Murderface is nasty, but I had to assign someone Murderface and I wasn't losing the Pran-Nathan comparison so whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lynn- Charles

Just in role more than anything. Guy in charge of a group of assholes, who really does care about those assholes and puts up with all the insults and difficulty they throw at him. (Also hot. They are hot.)

Petition to put dethklok into an xobd-style dark comedy yandere dating sim/cyoa and to put the jerk squad in an adult swim cartoon with several legitimate music albums please and thank you

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

My friend today during curs: Dorian Popa e Johnny Bravo and you can’t convince me otherwise

Me: O-O…….. DUUUUUUUDEEEE.

[writingjjfics]

More than a hookup

Pairing: JJ Maybank x kook!reader, Platonic!Pogues x reader

Summary: Y/N is having a bad day and needs her best friend JJ. He's away with the pogues, who don't know about the relationship between the two of you.

Warnings: some curse words

Request: jj x kook!reader. They're only hooking up (but obviously there are feelings involved), and one day when jj is hanging out with his friends on the hms pogue she calls him crying (you make up why, I'm not that creative 🤭) so he tells her to wait on boat thing (i don't remember the name 😭) and he immediately tells jb to go to her house (he doesn't say it's her house tho (yk what i mean?) And they're all like confused as to why the fuck y/n is getting into their boat.

Word count: 2.3k

A/N: I loved this request! Hope I did it some justice. (not my gif)

It was a hot day in the outer banks. The sun shone brightly on your body while you walked to the front door of your house. The door always gets stuck when it's hot outside so you had to push very hard on the door several times. You were exhausted.

You just finished a long shift at work that started very early this morning and you have been sleeping badly for days now because of stress and other stuff bugging you. Even though you are a Kook and your parents make enough money so you don't have to work, you just really enjoy it. Now you at least have something to do with your life and you get to meet new people.

Because of work you met the well-known Pogue JJ Maybank.

You have been working with JJ for 2 years now. The two of you got along very well from the start. Your main interest? The shared hatred for Kooks. You know that you are officially a Kook yourself, but you don't feel that way at all. You and JJ can talk and laugh about anything and prank each other or other people a lot. The only downside to the whole Pogues vs Kooks bullshit is that you hardly see JJ outside working hours. You do text each other continuously and now and then JJ chills at your house.

Just like a month ago.

You were home alone that night and had asked JJ to have dinner with you and watch a movie. It was super fun and you both were flirting a lot. Not very unusual as your friendship often consisted of flirting with each other. After a few drinks, the two of you loosened up a bit and before you knew it, you were making out which turned into sex.

You've had sex multiple times since that day. But it was a very casual thing, nothing serious. JJ was known for his many hookups with different girls. But you can't help but start to feel more for him instead of just a casual hookup. He has really become your person lately. You can talk to him about anything and he is always there for you when you need him.

You hang your coat on the coat rack and threw your bag on the floor. Your stomach has been growling for a long time now and you couldn't wait to eat something. You called to your parents to tell them you were home but got no answer. You walked to the fridge and saw a note on it.

Your father and I will be with the Cameron family until tomorrow. The fridge is empty, but buy something nice at the supermarket and you'll get the money back. Mom

You rolled your eyes and muttered something insulting about the Camerons as you opened the fridge. The fridge was indeed empty. There were only some gross leftovers, but you'd rather starve than eat that. With a sigh, you close the fridge.

Your tiredness makes you want to go to sleep, but the amount of homework that you have been procrastinating for a long time attracts your attention. You don't want another lecture from your teacher about how you didn't make your homework. You grab your laptop and open it reluctantly before you start to work on some project for school.

After a while the headache you've had all day gets worse the more you keep staring at your screen and the fact that you're still very hungry isn't helping either. You decide to order some food online from your favorite restaurant.

Phone message:

Sorry, there are no delivery drivers available at the moment! Try again in a while...

You let out a frustrated groan. Why does everything have to be so fucking difficult? You put your laptop away and let yourself fall on the couch. Thousands of thoughts run through your head.

Soon enough you can't help but have tears rolling down your cheeks. All you want right now is to be with JJ and his comforting words.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

JJ was currently chilling on the HMS Pogue with the rest of the Pogues enjoying the nice weather.

When he looked at his phone after a few hours of ignoring it he saw some texts from you and a few missed calls.

Kook princess👑:

Hey J, can you call me back.. I kinda need you

He smirked while reading the text thinking that you were horny and wanted to hook up.

I can't call right now but I can come over tonight 😏 💦 🍆

It didn't take long for JJ to get a message back

Please, I'm serious. I really need to talk to you. Are you sure you really can't call me?

His smirk was instantly wiped from his face. Normally you would have sent him something flirty back. He was immediately concerned about you so he excused himself from the Pogues to make a 'work call'.

As soon as he was out of range of the Pogues, he called your number.

"Hey y/n/n, what's going on?" the boy spoke softly.

"Hey J, I just wanted to talk to you for a second. What are you doing?"

He could hear your voice quiver.

"Have you been crying?" he asked worriedly.

"No-" you tried to keep your tears from floating, but you broke down immediately

"Y/n/n, please what's going on?" he said in the sweetest tone

"Just everything. School is just so fucking stressful, my parents give zero attention to me, my friends never have time for me, I just finished the worst work shift where literally everything went wrong and I'm just exhausted J. I can't handle life. " you rambled

"Hey, pretty girl, calm down. Are you at home?"

"Yes"

JJ looked behind him at the Pogues. They were paying no attention to JJ and his phone call. He hesitated to come to you for a few seconds but your quiet sobs made him decide to go.

"Okay listen, I'm with the Pogues now but I can come to you if you want?"

"Please"

"Wait on your dock for me okay, get some fresh air and I'll be there in a few minutes"

JJ ended the call and went back to join the Pogues.

"So.. hey guys, there is some crisis at work, it's chaos, could you maybe drop me off at my coworker's house, it's nearby." JJ spoke promisingly

"Since when do you give a fuck about work?" Kie asked confused

"Since JJ works with that girl he has a crush on" John B teased

The Pogues noticed a while ago that JJ was feeling more and more excited about going to work than usual. He paid more attention to his looks and always came home happy with the biggest grin on his face. Not to forget he was on his phone 24/7. So they all thought it had to be because of some girl. JJ kept denying it, obviously not wanting to let them know he was hanging out with a Kook. But deep inside he knew they were right. He really liked to go to work because he could be with you.

"Uh- no, very funny. But I actually need this job and I can't risk getting fired. So please, drop me off?" JJ begged

The Pogues all mumbled something before they agreed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

After your phone call with JJ, you changed into something more comfortable and walked to your dock outside as promised.

You sat down at the edge with your feet hanging in the water. The refreshment of the water felt nice, finally cooling down a little.

Nervously you were tapping your fingers on the wood of the dock. JJ said he was with the Pogues. What if he brings them with him? How should you act? How would JJ act? Within a second, another million thoughts went through your head.

You let yourself fall backward, laying down on the wood. Your hands in front of your face to block the sunlight. Breathing in and out slowly hoping you could calm down a little.

A few minutes passed before JJ came closer with the HMS Pogue. The Pogues could already see you laying down. For you, that was the reason you didn't see them coming yet.

"Doesn't really look like she has a work crisis" John B snorted.

"Shut up" JJ exclaimed.

JJ felt relieved when he finally had you in his view. He is genuinely worried about you. He knows you haven't been feeling well lately, for the exact reasons you just mentioned on the phone.

You finally noticed the HMS Pogue and were immediately off the ground and back on your feet.

An awkward silence filled the area until the boat came in contact with the dock.

"Hi" you waved.

"Hey" "Hello "What's up" The Pogues greeted you in unison.

JJ smiled at you before turning around to face the Pogues.

"Thanks for dropping me off guys, really appreciate it" he spoke.

John B nodded and glanced at you. "Aren't you going to introduce yourself? Very curious to see who JJ had to go so fast" he grinned.

You had expected the Pogues to leave the two of you alone as soon as JJ was on the dock but they had other plans apparently.

JJ knew John B did this just to tease him.

"Yeah- uh- Hi, I'm y/n. Nice to meet you. Sorry for interrupting your day but JJ accidentally took my car keys at work the other day and I really need them. He told me you were nearby so he could drop them off."

You immediately felt stupid for talking too much. It probably didn't make sense what you just told them and the way JJ looked at you confirmed your thought.

"Oh really? Because JJ said there was a work crisis. Like actual chaos right?" Kie smirked before turning her head in JJ's direction.

Your cheeks became red in an instant and JJ awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, both not knowing how to respond to that.

After a few seconds of very awkward silence with many glances going around the other boy in the boat spoke up.

"Hey, no offense, but you look kind of stressed... Do you maybe want to join us on the boat? It can be very relaxing" Pope said when noticing the tense and uncomfortable situation. He gave you a reassuring smile

JJ had told you a lot about the Pogues. So you knew Pope was always the one who tried to solve situations like this. It was actually very cute.

You chuckled and smiled back at the boy. "Yeah sure, if that's okay with the rest"

John B and Kie moved aside to silently tell you to get in the boat. JJ put his hand on your back to guide you. "Let us talk alone for a second" JJ whispered to the Pogues as he passed them.

He guided you to the end of the boat where you both sat down.

"I'm sorry for talking to-" you started but the blond boy shushed you.

“Hey, it's okay. They would find it out sooner or later anyway" he chuckled. He noticed that you were nervously fidgeting with your hands so he placed his hand on yours and rubbed his thumb slowly.

You were a little taken aback by his actions. Obviously, it wasn't the first time he touched you, but it normally only happened when there was booze involved and if you were flirting a lot.

"But how are you? Pope was kinda right when he said you looked stressed" he asked quietly trying not to hurt your feelings.

You chuckled. "Guess I am stressed. But having you by my side and being on this boat is helping a lot."

"Glad I can help" JJ smiled at you. "You want to talk about it?"

You shook your head. "Maybe later, right now I want to hear about something fun. Sooo tell me about last night"

You referred to Pope's family party that JJ was also invited to, but which he complained about all day during your shift at work the other day since those parties are always so boring if you had to believe JJ.

JJ rolled his eyes "Please if I ever have to listen to his aunt talking about her manicure for another minute I rather die" You and JJ both laughed.

"Besides, I'd rather spend my night with you" he looked deep into your eyes now.

You blushed at his comment. All you could think about was how much you wanted to tell him that you like him and want to be more than 'just' a hookup.

JJ cleared his throat.

"You know, uhm- I've been meaning to tell you something" he started.

Nodding you told him to go on.

"I- uh- I wanted to ask you if you would maybe like to go on a date with me?"

Your heart was beating fast. You couldn't believe it. Could he possibly like you too? But what about all those girls? And JJ not being the relationship type of guy.

"You sure you want to go on a date with a Kook?" you teased.

"They already know so who cares about the others" he was referring to the Pogues who tried their best not to make it obvious that they were eavesdropping. "Oh, and you are totally worth it"

"Hm, Well.. If you put it that way. I would really like to go on a date with you J" you both smiled.

JJ kissed you on the cheeks. "I'll text you the information then" he whispered.

"Can't wait" you whispered back.

JJ stood up and extended his hand. You accepted and stood up as well. Hands intertwined you walked in the direction of the Pogues.

They all looked at you before Kie spoke up.

"So tell some more about yourself y/n!"

-

Sooo I maybe want to make a Part 2 for this but I'm not sure. Let me know if you would like that and if you have any ideas for a part 2!!

Love you all & I appreciate all the likes and reblogs. 🤍🤍

[the-good-bad-truth]

Megan fox started modeling at 13 and knew she wanted to act at 2. M's done about 29 movies and 8 shows w/most being cameos, few episodes or minor characters that were a combo of: Bi/lesbian,sexy, evil, popular, mean girl, hating boys, or stuck up. Her biggest movies were Transformers and Jennifer's body. I learned later she was fired from transformers or as she claims left to pursue diff. films because she described director Michael Bay as Hitler, Napoleon, a madman,awkward, having no social skills and fragile. This doesn't excuse them sexualizing her but there's a common theme on how Megan talks about men. She will call them lil boys but scary monsters in the same sentence. She is right about some men but to talk about the ones she loves. I think she does have a tendency to exaggerate or say dark things but should've known that media twist celebs' words but they also shouldn't have insulted her. Jennifer's body(2009) was good although I can think of 2 movies w/ similar plots and vibes. Ginger Snaps(2000) is about sisters who make horror vids but one ends up going crazy after she becomes werewolf. Tamara(2005), is about a girl who get tricked by her bullies & comes back to life for revenge. I also don't get why the characters relationship is praised cuz J would kill boys that liked needy or boys who did nothing. JB and other MF movies ended up not doing well at the time and the media grew tired of seeing her face. I think she was tired also that she turned her focus on her family. Brian was the only support she had since he at one point knew how it was to be famous. He was there for her breakout role, and stood by her even when she was allegedly w/ shia Labeouf during their engagement. He was her protector or safety net. Think about how women say I have a bf so a guy will back off. They were also always on/off, M filed for divorce 3x even during his diagnosis of vertigo, then she'd get pregnant or they'd make up. One time she told him to go or she'd stab him & would scribble marker on walls. She took it out on him cuz of her insecurity issues, lack of career & missing the spotlight. She wanted back in but she grew impatient especially when her comeback movies didn't do good. This made her break it off w/Brian who was blamed for "holding her back" & saw a chance to become popular again when she heard about mgk. This is why she's holding onto him cuz w/out him she doesn't have much to offer. She also likes to put her issues on others like blaming her career failures on Brian alleged possessiveness, blacklisting and mean feminist. She says she isn't accepted by feminist or the me too movement because of who she was. I get it a bit cuz of the stereotype that some attractive women have it easy. But she made it seem like feminism or me too was something you apply or get initiated into. She also didn't want to speak about Roe v Wade cuz she wasn't the right person unless it or any other news effects her aura. That was stupid of her to say cuz it's like ur a woman, no? This issue effects you or ur female fans, right? She says she's close to nature and socially conscious. If she is socially conscious then why she want to play a Native superhero when she's white and 1/200th native, called herself the native tiger and child of the Cherokee tribe. In the same insta, she also called one son a kamikaze(japanese suicidal pilot) free spirit. Maybe she's dramatic and not at all painting the males in her life as destructive. She's collaborated with Boohoo 2x that have overpriced cheap material clothes, scam customers, not size inclusive, made in sweatshops by underpaid workers(mostly likely female workers) in 3rd world countries and basically bad for the environment. I think she should've shown up to the launch events tho cuz she at least had a purpose being there. She's this intelligent woman but can't do a quick google but she says she never w/her phone although she's always recording mgk, but what do I know? It's also like u learn all about astrology & can memorize a random man's whole birth chart, but can't type in boohoo scandal.