#don't believe me?

[angel-fruitcake]

fun fact: if you look up the definition of girl dinner in a dictionary, it's actually just screenshots of Dean Winchester and Castiel from hit tv show Supernatural staring into each other's eyes longingly

[loreartisan]

Slow Horses tip: if River picks up a piece of kitchenware expecting to use it as a weapon, know it will not end well

Evidence:

1 - he picks up a pan to use against the disguised Jed Moody; he gets hit in the head and Sid gets shot

2 - that kitchen knife he picks up and tries stabbing Frank Harkness with ends up against his own throat

3 - using a pot against a guy with a shotgun

And special mention of the shoe-in-a-bag trick he tried to pull off in season 1

[d20brainrot5]

Deep Down

friendly reminder that Scylla is semi-telepathic

That's how she new Eurylochus was hiding something

How she knows Odysseus is like her

[filthy-kitten-by]

fun fact you're better at video games while your partner is sucking your tdick off call that a t-buff

[pointlessjey]

nibbling on ur art it tastes like sour gummy worms /pos i love it

My favourite cinema snack! Thank you :)

[unironicironic]

A moment of dumbassery

So I've been applying to jobs left and right lately, right? Took a small break over the weekend, got back into it today (still feeling burnt out tho, about 6 months damn near nonstop takes a toll so I might take a couple more days before I really get into it again) and all was going well. How I normally do it is I find some places, bookmark them and then apply en-masse to knock them all out. So I do that, then I get to actually applying. When I go to attach my resume on that first application, I almost attach a video I had saved as a sort of ig reaction video.

The video in particular?

[alienjaes]

I knew listening to metal while making pancakes made them better, but I'm here to tell you that headbanging and silent-singing your heart out while making bread at 8 pm fundamentally reduces the effort required.

[disasociatehaze]

Friendly reminder that St. Patrick's day is about the cultural erasure of the Druidic religion in Ireland and that the snakes are a metaphor for any Pagan religion and not literal snakes.

I personally think if you have pagan beliefs with and are Irish (or Irish decent) that it is definitely appropriate to celebrate with the mentality of :

Haha, Fuck you! I lived Bitch

That's what I do

[delcat177]

Here's your prescription sir thank you for waiting

Uh are you gonna need. Four other dudes to carry it, this is my first day on the job

dr house if he was a pikmin

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[taffydragonblog]

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[sally-mun]

And chickens would 1,000% eat a T-Rex too.

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.