#don't ask me about the pigeon I'm sleep deprived:)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[atomsminecraft]

Here are some stuff I got from incorrect quotes generator that I found funny

Fenn: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Guy: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Sherry: Fenn, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Fenn: My doctor just said I should avoid—

Sherry: Being a wuss? I agree.

Thoma: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Tino:

Tino: Why are you eating dirt?

Thoma: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

Jasper: Is there something you would like to say, Guy?

Guy: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

Fenn: Is the pink panther a lion?

Grayson: Say that again but slower.

Fenn: I don’t get it.

Grayson: He’s a PANTHER.

Fenn: Is that a type of lion?

Grayson: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Fenn: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Grayson: AND LIONS ARE?!

Violet: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Fenn: Why start now?

Roy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Grayson: Can't relate.

Violet: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Sherry: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Violet: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Violet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Violet: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Lou: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Tino: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Rio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Roy: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Toa: I hate you guys so much.

Violet: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Roy: Eyy, homie!

Grayson: But then there's cootie...

Jasper: Die.

MC: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Thoma without them noticing?

Rio: Hey, Thoma, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Thoma: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

MC: ...

Lynt: The first time I ever got upset in front of Tino, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Tino: I was doing both, for your information.

Grayson: The first time Tino hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Sherry: I made tea.

MC: I don't want tea.

Sherry: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

MC: Then why did you tell me?

Sherry: It's a conversation starter.

MC: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Sherry: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Roy: Where are you going?

MC: Hell, eventually.

*In a group chat* Roy: A pegan just flew into my window.

Fenn: Pegan?

MC: A what?

Sherry: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.

Thoma: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!

Sherry: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.

Thoma: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.

Roy: I literally just made a typo-

Rio: Don’t stay up all night, Thoma. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Fenn: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Dia: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Lance: Wasps?

Sherry: Terriers?

Fenn: Sherry.

Mc: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Violet: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Mc: No, like, U R A Q T.

Violet: Awwww!

Fenn: Lance is playing hard to get.

Fenn: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Mc: ARE YOU-

Dia: Fucking.

Mc: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Dia: Fucking.

Mc: IDIOT!

Knight: …What was that?

Dia: Roy banned Mc from swearing, so I’m helping them out.