#don’t even get me stARTED on uncle kuroo or uncle kiyoomi because I’ll cry and everyone will hATE me for the spam

[emmyrosee]

OKAY SO LIKE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT UNCLE TENDOU AND SEMI, because they’re never really like. Around for Ushiwaka’s lil Reina, bUT when she was born, Tendou had an old toy maker stitch her a stuffed rabbit named Jacques (who she then calls, Jock for her own ease) but I already have a piece for this cominf so Imma shush

AND she has suCH a crush on uncle semi same girlie and everytime he’s in the area for either a visit, or just to be back in his old stomping grounds, she’s wearing her favorite tutu and shoes cannot go on with her day without Semi complimenting her, and when he DOES she gets so shy and blushy and hides behind her daddy.

BUT ALL OF THEM. A L L OF THEM. get so sALTY because of COURSE Reon’s little girl is obsessed with Uncle Wakatoshi, he’s like a big teddy bear, he’s warm and quiet and he literally goes along with every and any plan she wants him to.

Does it make Tendou jealous? Painfully so. Is semi a close second, but still not the favorite and that drives him crazy? Absolutely. But deep down, Reon is SO. GOD HE IS SO. HAPPY that it’s wakatoshi and no one else, because for as fun as Uncle Tendou is and exciting as Uncle Eita, who you gonna leave your kid with, ya feel me?

… that is of course until Wakatoshi calls Ohira, calmly explaining that he “lost his child at the grocery store” and Reon was like “don’t aCT SO CALM WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN-“ the find her soon enough but they soon get wakatoshi one of those child leashes because good GOD DAWG I thought I could trust you-

But I’d be remissed, I’d be regretful, I’d be absolutely CRUSHED if I didn’t mention just how much ALL the collective children LOVE their uncle Hayato. Literally. It’s so bad.

Any time either of the little girl’s see him in tv, their pawing at the screens in excitement, even as they get older, they cheer for him in their tiny voices and their big grins.

It’s because he’s like. A myth, they’ve only really met him through FaceTime calls and birthday cards for either themselves or their dad’s, even their preschool teachers are like “hey so your kid is writing about this imaginary friend, but he’s like. A grown man, are you aware of this?”

To which wakatoshi and reon calmly explain that he’s real, but he doesn’t come around much because of his schedule, and this intrigues his daughter to no end.

GOD. SUCH GOOD THOUGHTS UGH.

I’m glad I got the reaction I was looking for with baby miya II. I checked my phone after work v e r y pleased. 🌝💅🏼

I LOVED DOINF THE UNCLE IDEAS WITH YOU AND WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN SOON MWAH MWAH MWAH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

YOU TOTALLY DID!!! I AUDIBLY GASPED WHEN I READ THAT!!!! god i'm so in love with the miyas, emmy 😭😭😭 they're everything to meeee

AND HELLO YES LETS!! I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT VOLLEYBABEZ AS UNCLES!! We even have CANON uncles, like Semi Semi and Tendou are total simps for Reons bby girl, i know bc furudate told me! But sadly for them, baby Ohira has a fave and its uncle Wakatoshi 🥺❤

And in my mind, the story of how tendo got his buzzcut directly relates with the story of how he got banned from babysitting AND got labeled as a fire hazard by the miyagi fire department, all on the same day.

[uwuwriting]

Zoom meetings with the kids w/ Kuroo, Akaashi and Sakusa

Request: I have been stuck inside the house with my three year old brother for the last three weeks and he keeps coming inside my room and entering the zoom call with me. So that had me thinking. How would our favorite Haikyuu dads Kuroo, Akaashi, maybe Kenma or Sakusa react to their toddlers coming into their room and joining their meeting. - anonymous. 

Awww I love haikyuu dads!!!! I have begun making the smau and I’m already like 3 chapters in but I won’t start posting until I’ve finished it or I’m about to finish it. I wanna be sure that I’ll have a trustworthy upload schedule lmao bc my midterms are coming up next week and I’m dying. Love ya. 💖💖💖

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Kuroo Tetsuro

-He was in a meeting with the firm for the past three hours. 

-He was absolutely exhausted and the only thing he wanted was to take a nap with his two year old daughter. 

-You were still at the hospital, your shift finishing in about two hours so he was basically alone.

-Your daughter was playing with her toys in his office, being as quiet as she could but exhaustion started to win her over little by little. 

-Yawn after yawn left her lips but since the sound was so small and barely above a whisper, Kuroo hadn’t realized that his little princess was tired. 

-Standing up with wobbly legs she grabbed her cat blankie and rubbed her eyes as she slowly made her way to her father. 

-With one arm hugging her blankie and the other wrapping around Kuroo’s leg, she rested her head on his leg and slowly sank down to the floor, not tugging at his pyjama leg as he expected. 

-Looking down at her he didn’t think twice before bending over and bringing her into his lap. 

-She let out a small sigh before she clutched his shirt in her small fists and was off to dreamland in record time. 

- “Kuroo-san what do you think?” 

- “Sorry my daughter distracted me.”

-And with that he went back to his meeting. 

-Throughout the rest of the meeting Kuroo rested a hand on her back, cupping her little head lightly rubbing soothing circles on her skull, staring down at her every now and then a smile adorning his features every time he saw her nuzzling into his chest.

-She was a female version of him now that he thinks of it.

-She had his crazy raven hair and stunning amber eyes while her face structure reminded him of both you and him. 

-Her personality though was all you. 

-He knew she was very young but she reminded him of you when you two first met more and more each day.

-Right at that moment she let out a small yawn again, her eyes opening slightly as she repositioned herself on his lap and went back to sleep. 

-He couldn’t love her more, at least that’s what he believed. 

-Each day she proved him wrong. 

-Saying goodbye to his coworkers he shut off his computer and went to the living room couch, laying down with his little girl in his arms. 

-Giving her one last kiss he fell asleep, a smile still present on his features. 

Akaashi Keiji 

- “The author said that those new chapters need to be edited by the end of the month. He will send you the rest when you are done with these.” 

-His eyes were bloodshot from the endless hours he had been staring at his screen. 

-Rubbing his eyes he answered every single question that was thrown at him, wishing that this one would be the last one. 

-But the universe wouldn’t have it that way for poor Akaashi making him stay up late again. 

-Thunder rumbled from outside and he wondered whether or not you had taken your son to bed with you. 

-The four year old boy was terrified of storms from a young age, always looking for comfort in either you or Akaashi. 

-But ever since his sister was born he pulled away from you two, he didn’t ask for help anymore even when he needed it and he didn’t wake you up during the night when he had a nightmare.

-Akaashi was amazed to say the least. 

-Neither of you had said anything to him about how your attention would mostly be on the baby and you guys had never dismissed his needs because of your little girl. 

-It worried him how fast his son closed in on himself. 

-He was already a shy and quiet kid but now you barely heard his voice and it broke both of your hearts. 

-Akaashi was determined to help him get out of this phase and be by his side but this assignment took up more of his time than he would’ve liked. 

-Light danced across the room as the door slightly opened but no one stepped in. 

-Keiji was about to stand up when he heard little sniffles and the light pitter patter of feet on the carpet of his office. 

-And soon enough his son rounded the corner of his desk, one arm wiping away tears as the other clutched the stuffed owl his uncle Bokuto had bought him. 

-Without losing a beat Keiji pushed his chair back and brought him in his lap, giving a small apology to his boss before momentarily turning off both camera and mic. 

- “I’m sowwy.” 

- “Shh I’m here, nothing’s gonna hurt you.” 

-Giving him a kiss on each cheek Akaashi let him snuggle in his chest, a strong arm supporting the toddler while simultaneously making him feel safe and protected. 

- “Sir, I’m sorry to interrupt but could we end it here? My son had a nightmare and I want to calm him down.” 

- “Of course Akaashi-san, give my regards to the little man. Goodnight.” 

-And with that the meeting was over and Akaashi was left with a crying child in his arms. 

- “Hey hey, I told you that nothing’s going to hurt you while I’m here. Why don’t we go sleep with mommy hm?” 

- “I’m sowwy…”

-Akaashi kissed his head again bringing him into a tight hug as he got up from his seat. 

- “There is nothing to be sorry for now come on, mommy would want cuddles.” 

 Sakusa Kiyoomi

- “If we use the new quick that Atsumu and Hinata have been practicing then we would have the upper hand momentarily.”

-Kiyoomi let out a sigh as the meeting he had with the team would not seem to end. 

-They had been discussing tactics for the last hour and a half while the rest of the time they had been informed of the new managers they had been assigned. 

-Kiyoomi never expected to be in a zoom call while being an athlete.

-He thought that it would be useless. 

-What were they even gonna do while in the meeting? Practice? 

-But he was proven wrong once the coach called the first meeting and now Sakusa was ready to pull his hair out. 

-Thankfully he was just laying in bed so at least he was comfortable. 

-You had gone out for some much needed grocery shopping leaving Kiyoomi with his son, not wanting to take your child outside with the virus contaminating people left and right. 

-Sakusa loved spending time with his son. 

-He was a low maintenance child, just like he was when he was young, adopting the same hygiene patterns as his father even at the early age of two. 

-He had just started talking and you wouldn't stop having conversations with him, the baby only uttering a simply “dada” or “momma” or even maybe a “yes” or “no” if you were lucky. 

-It made you happy though, seeing your son slowly becoming more independent. 

-Sakusa was also happy but he was also reminded that he wouldn’t stay this young forever; before he knew it his son would be off to high school or college and he wouldn’t fit in his arms anymore. 

-Lost in thought Kiyoomi hadn’t seen the toddler make his way into the room until he felt the covers being pulled as he attempted to get on the bed *and failed bc he’s just too short*

-Letting out a chuckle Sakusa pushed his laptop to the side and leaned down to grab his son, who was now pouting an expression that was a little too similar to yours. 

- “Is that mini Sakusa I see?” 

-Kiyoomi ignored Atsumu as he settled his son on his lap letting the baby wave at the camera as his “uncles” waved back. 

- “Do you mind if he joins?” 

- “Of course not, every Sakusa is welcome.”

-Giving his son one last kiss on his head, Kiyoomi went back to listening to the boring tactics letting his son play with his fingers in the process. 

-Okay maybe it wasn’t that bad now 

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