#don’t come for me over the candycorn thing they’re good

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10 Mutuals I Would Like to Know Better

Thanks to @deadbranch and @floralpascal for the tags :))

Last song I listened to: Apocalypse by Cigarettes After Sex

Favorite content to watch: Suits, Star Wars, The Righteous Gemstones, The Office

Favorite games: anything not too stressful or plot heavy, but I play Spiritfarer and Animal Crossing on the switch frequently!

Favorite color: pale yellow or lavender

Favorite animal: dogs

Favorite food: fettuccine alfredo

Sweet, spicy, or savory: sweet!

Current obsessions: any of the 141 men (depending on my mood lol), Benny Miller (thanks @ghostaholics)

Last book I read: A Long Petal of the Sea by Isabel Allende

Last thing I googled: baskin robbins flavor of the month

Relationship: in a long term relationship

Fun fact: I like candy corn, but Brachs makes these little pumpkins that are my favorite Halloween candy (even though they’re still just candycorn).

No pressure tags (let’s pretend there are 10): @mirthlxss @aeoncss @random-thot-generator @macravishedbymactavish @ghostaholics

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11/21/2019 Patreon Stream Hour 2 of 5

Notes

Greg says he doesn’t trust people anymore. He says he hasn’t cried in a long time.

Greg talks about the game for a while, but tells a Patron to stop talking about the game when they say say others can join a mission with them.

Greg says celebrities are dumb to hug fans because a fan can take a picture of them hugging and use that to say they had a secret personal relationship. Patrons agree.

Greg says he sees people as bombs waiting to explode in his face after all he’s been through. He said he once refused to hug a chick and he felt bad.

They talk about a girl that showed up at Social Repose’s house after he told his fans if they show up with a glass of milk he’ll hang out with them. They say that girl killed herself and people blame him. Greg says you can’t prove his rejecting her had anything to do with her death. He says ultimately he didn’t pull the trigger. A Patreon says she might have received a lot of hate after Social Repose’s video about her. Greg agrees that could be a valid reason.

Greg says when SR came to his house, he said he would get an Uber when they were done, but he didn’t leave and spent the night. Greg says he smelled awful.

He says Youtubers don’t have careers anymore. He can’t think of a single Youtuber that was on his level- he cuts himself off and says Jaclyn Glenn and Blaire White are doing okay. Someone asked who Blaire was and he says she calls him a pedophile. Someone asks if she’s the dumb one. He says they’re all dumb. He says he’s surprised Jaclyn doesn’t make videos crossed-eyed. He says atheists are supposed to be less conspiracy theorists. 

A Patreon says in December Youtube is going to delete videos that don’t make money. Greg laughs and asks who said that. They reply Youtube. Greg doesn’t believe them. They say it’s in their new ToS. Greg still doesn’t believe them. They said they’ll read it again.

Greg says if Youtube was nuked tomorrow he wouldn’t feel anything. He clarifies he means the website, not the headquarters. He says they’ve wronged and screwed over so many Youtubers.

The Patreon reads the new ToS. Greg reads it and says they didn’t say they’d delete videos.

Greg jokingly asks his Patreons what he should do now that Youtube is going to be deleted. Someone said babysit. He says he used to be partially in charge of a daycare when he was 17. He says he worked with a woman named Libby who was cheating on her husband who was in the military. He says a guy would show up to see her at the daycare and Greg saw them kiss. He says she may have been in the process of getting a divorce. He says Libby would record hours when she wasn’t there and he’d have to work her hours because they had the same hours. She was 21 and she was his superior. She got paid more and was allowed to shit on him without him being able to do anything about it. He says she was mad because the kids liked him more. He says he set up their computer and encouraged the kids to play video games and she didn’t like video games, that’s why the kids hated her.

Someone links a video that says Youtube is going to delete videos that don’t make money. Greg laughs and jokes that the Onision channel is just going to be the Banana song. He says he would laugh. 

He asks his Patreons what they think about this crazy situation. Says you dump someone and you don’t want to be with them anymore. They’re yelling at you and you tell them you’re going to call a family member or the cops and they wrap their arms around you so you can’t use your hand to call anyone. You tell them you’re not going to be violent and they say they wish you would so you start nervously giggling. He asks what they would rate it as a healthy relationship out of 10. They agree it’s toxic.

Greg says it’s rare for someone to tell you they love you and mean it. He says love means even if you don’t like me I’ll still be good to you. He says the only person that has done that was Kai when they broke up for a few days. He says when Kai loves someone it’s real. Says when he loves someone, he’s not compared to Kai.

Greg says he was happy the other day because people have been talking smack, but nothing they say can comes as a surprise to people in his life because he tells them everything. He says it’s funny when people say something and they think it’s a surprise and it’s not. He says a vague story about someone complaining having too many orgasms? He says they were upset about how great sex was with him.

He says someone asked him to pull their hair, but later complained that he pulled too hard. A Patreon says someone said he pulled too hard. Greg says they never complained to him. They say he chocked them and Greg laughs. He says he’s a hair puller and a choker and everyone he’s been with was happy about it. Greg says he does it but gauges their reaction. He says it sounds like they’re advertising sexual awesomeness. Greg says he doesn’t have any shit to talk about Shiloh kink wise (this is the first time he used her name on this stream).

He says she’s very theatrical. He says if someone is dramatic, in his experience they are crazy and skilled in the bedroom.

Someone says it’s funny they have nothing to complain about until the relationship is over. He says when you dump someone 8 times, you have a lot to complain about, but when you are dumped you don’t.

He says someone told him she blamed shaving her head on him. Patreons tell him she said after sex he took her to shave her head then continued. He laughs and says it sound kinky, like a novel. He says she would complain she wanted to cut her hair, so during sex he told her to do it. He says so she did it. The Patreons repeat the story she told during the interview and Greg says he doesn’t remember what happened, but it would be rude if he didn’t have sex with her after. He says if someone shaved his head and didn’t want to fuck him he’d be upset.

A Patreon says she said he made her dress up as bald characters and the videos they made weren’t all released. He says he released them all. He has a thing about releasing all of them. He says he did have her dress up as bald characters, but laughs that he didn’t fuck her in the costumes. 

Someone says she said he was really mean to her and there was a video that came out of him throwing stuff at her face. Greg is confused. They say candycorn. He asks if it was a sketch. The Patreon quotes what he says in the video and he asks if that was part of the sketch. He says “what?” The patreons continue and say he was in the background saying these things and someone says he was throwing the candycorn really hard. Greg laughs at the candycorn. He asks if they’re sure it’s not part of the sketch and his Patreons say they think it was a blooper. He asks where the video is and they say in his comments on twitter. Someone says they thought it was part of the sketch. Someone else says it was probably taken out of context. Greg says he doesn’t remember, it was 8 years ago. 

A Patreon sends him the link to the video. He watches. He says she’s doing a vlog for her Draculoh channel. He says it was part of the script. He says it wasn’t out of context and it was part of the skit. He says people would say he was abusing her so he made those videos to play off of what people were saying. He says his Patreons know he always does that. He says she’s acting too. He says there are video effects on it because that’s the final video, it’s not a behind the scenes thing. He says it sucks when people had the context back then, but later on people don’t have the full story because that one clip was part of a bigger scheme where they were making fun of people. They were acting out what people were implying. He says it’s convenient to exclude real world events and just use literal sketches. He says everyone knows they would do things for dramatic effect and to trigger people. A Patreon says it’s just like when he made that To Catch a Predator video and people used that out of context. He agrees. He says he can’t say sorry for that because it’s not his fault people are stupid. He compares it to a staged reality show. He says if he actually treated her like that she would have dumped him. He says back then when they uploaded that video people got the joke back then, but now people act like that’s how he really is because of the context now. 

A Patreon says she said Greg tried to stop her from making music and made her make videos with him all the time. He asks then why did he make music videos with her. Patreons agree. He says at the end of the relationship he was trying to get her to make music. He says he went on a recording trip with her in LA, and another with his producer friend where she recorded music. He says she was often recording music. He says she couldn’t have stopped her because she was in a contract with a record label. He says they did get in trouble for making music because they weren’t supposed to because of her contract. He says if he tried to stop her for making music they would have gotten sued. He says he likes how there is real world evidence and then there’s sketches. He’s upset he didn’t have that foresight back them. (referring to the candycorn video I think) He says he trolled people all the time like when he said he had cancer or Parkinson’s. 

A Patreon says it annoyed her that she didn’t say it was someone else’s baby. Greg says she was pregnant twice. She said she was pregnant with his baby when she went to Canada. He says he had a professional look at photos of her and they said her belly wasn’t low enough, she was pushing her gut out so she’s not pregnant. He still took her back and she admitted she was not pregnant. She told him she had no money to get to him, but he says that makes no sense because she had the opportunity to make songs. He said every time he broke up with her she had the opportunity to record songs, but she didn’t.

When she came back, people online were saying she got pregnant with someone else’s baby. He says he’s not sure about that. He says she would have had to have gotten pregnant the night she got back for it to be his baby. When they went to the doula at 12 weeks they said the baby died at 6 weeks. He hugged her and she cried. He says he doesn’t know where she came up with sepsis, but she didn’t die so she didn’t have it. She said she needed to go to Canada and there she hooked up with her new boyfriend. Greg says he was trying to get her to come back. Someone says she said Greg knew she had a boyfriend. Greg is confused and the Patreon says you guys were already broken up. Greg says she’s reinventing what happened. He says she wrote up that she wasn’t in a relationship with him until after. He says you can’t erase what you said when it happened.

A patreon says she said he was still with his ex wife and got divorce papers because he met Shiloh. They say she said they were on skype when he showed her the divorce papers. Greg says that didn’t happen. A patreon says his ex wife knew and was in the background. Greg says a Canadian pop star said she wants to work with him and as a Youtuber he’s like yeah. She said she emailed him before, but he ignored all her emails until she said she was a Canadian pop star. He agrees and says it would be cool to work with a pop star. He says he started talking to her over Skype. He says 6 months prior he threatened his wife with divorce because she thought half of his stuff was hers. He told her he didn’t want to be with someone that wants his shit and she backed off. He says he started talking to Shiloh on Skye mid November 2010 and it snowballed quickly. She showed huge interest in him while his s/o was just a friend living with him. He married her to have a friend live with him in the military. She didn’t want kids, so it wasn’t an inspiring situation. He’s sitting next to his wife while skying with this person and they only talk about things that are totally appropriate. He says it becomes obvious from her implication that she’s super into him and he’s married to someone that’s not into him. He sat down with his wife and tells her he want to break up. She starts off optimistic and thinks it’ll work out, but then he brings her divorce papers. He tells her she could live in the house for 2 years or he’ll give her $1,000 or $2,000 a month for a year to live somewhere else. He says that’s when she started the waterworks and started freaking out and that’s when he told Shiloh he loved her. That’s when they started dating long distance. He says it was obvious what she wanted and he wanted it too. The patreon apologizes for asking, they say they just want to hear his side. He says the lady that said she doesn’t want to be with him for his assets sued his for a quarter of a million dollars. He says they raided his house and they put clothing over his surveillance cameras and left the house a total mess.

He says people think he’s evil because they don’t understand acting in videos so he might as well be as trollish as he wants to be.

Greg says since he’s made thousands of videos he doesn’t remember most of his videos. He says it’s exciting for him to watch his videos because it’s like watching it for the first time.

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Not much was said in Marco’s livechat yesterday, making a super quick recap of the important points -keep in mind that this is not strictly canon, and that many of Adam’s answers actually seem to mix things about the show, and things about himself, like his birthday or his hatred for candycorn.

- (From last week livechat) Obvious answer that anyone watching the show might have given, but it’s Starco so I’m reporting it anyway.

Q- How do you think your life would be different if you hadn’t met Star?

A - Well, let’s just say that that reputation of being the safe kid might have caught up with me pretty bad. [---] Star kinda got me out of my shell I guess, so I think life would be very different, I’m pretty thankful she showed up. Eheh.

- Same as above.

Q - Do you have any feelings for Star?

A - Uh. Well. Hehe. DUH! I mean, she’s my best friend, she’s pretty much the best girl a guy can ask for! She’s fun, we laugh a lot, she gets me in troubles just as much as she keeps me out of troubles

- During last week’s livechat, he answered to a question about his relationship with Jackie. Hard to tell if it’s supposed to be canon/a sneak peek about future episodes, or just a way to avoid spoiling anything. Are Marco and Jackie dating already, or just inbetween a good date with a kiss on the top, and a second date to see “what they are”?

Q - Are you and Jackie an official couple A - Uhh... well... I mean... define official. We've really only gone on one date, so... I mean, we are just... we are just... anyway. [goes back to the recap of Bon Bon he was doing before the question] But on the plus side, Jackie wants to go out with me agaiiin! 

- From last week’s chat, a question about the Blood Moon. As always, it’s impossible to tell when Adam's Starco teases are about things yet to happen in the show, and when it’s just him having fun (or trolling).

Q - What you think about the Blood Moon Ball

A - That was wild! I mean, I was sitting here, and Star went off with Tom, and I was feeling all... I don’t know, alone? I had to just go, I had to be there, and then the Blood Moon came out, and... it was wild. I don’t know, I’ve been feeling a little funny since then. Mh.

- The dog faceplanting in the background is called Marco Junior (because he’s “as clumsy as Marco”). Another puppy is called Barko Diaz. Safe to say that this is canon, as Daron mentioned these names at the SDCC last July.

- The most important part of the livechat, Adam making a King River impression.

- Marco’s birthday is November 28th, Star’s birthday is on Stump Day

Now, November 28th is Adam’s birthday. The show already had a Halloween episode, and Starcrushed, the season 2 finale, is going to coincide with the end of the school year (synopsis for the episode mentions it), so I wouldn’t give too much importance to this notion, or at least I wouldn’t expect the show to actually ever follow the passing of time: when they’re going to decide that it’s time for Marco to turn 15, then it’s going to happen. 

About Star’s one, either Stump Day is a fictional mewnian festivity, or it might be a reference to Face the Music: in the episode Patrick Stump is going to voice a character, and the plot for the episode is

“On Star’s Song Day, Star and Marco work with principle songstrel Ruberiot to create a ballad for the event.”

While this is 100% speculation based on a throwaway line in a non canon livechat, maybe “Song Day” is Mewni’s equivalent of a birthday. Shouldn’t Marco turn 15 before Star, though, since the first episode begins with Star’s 14th birthday?

-  Q -  What are your thoughts on Hekapoo?

A -  "Hmm. Well... I mean... [sighs]. We spent a lot of time... kind of... chasing—I spent a lot of time kinda chasing after her. So... in the end, when you s-spend that much time with somebody and you have that kind of experience, I guess... you sort of regard them... with a lot of respect. And I guess... in the end, I saw the point was... to make me earn the interdimensional scissors, so... for that... I think... I think I'd consider Hekapoo a friend."

Q-  "How was it to spend 16 years alone, and then come back to Earth as a kid?"

A - This is a great question. Yeah, a lot of people want to know... if... I've been deeply, deeply affected. And well... I can tell you that, it's kind of a weird feeling. I feel... I remember everything that happened over those 16 years... definitely... can... remember it all. But it... since I got back to Earth it's all becoming... a little more and more hazy. Like... almost like... a memory you had when you were a kid or something. You can remember it but... it's getting harder and harder to put details together. Although I do remember Nachos, my dragon cycle. I remember my sweet sword. I remember my abs. And of course, the lovely Hekapoo. [animation of Hekapoo smacking Marco’s head plays] ARGH! [frustrated sigh] You know what? Maybe I'll go visit her soon."