#don’t ask me how an early modern Spanish horse knows karate
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I wholeheartedly love the stilted titles of category romance novels. Like:
Fallen: A Governess for the Earl?
An Innocent Widow for the Viking’s Bed
Betraying the Movie Mogul’s Secret Secretary
Wanted: A Cowboy Father for Her Surprise Baby
Wedded to the Marriage Wife
Betrayal: Trouble at Knuckle Beach, What Really Happened with My Baseball Team?
#I used to play romance novel mad libs with myself#one of my favorites was karate stallion of the conquistador#don’t ask me how an early modern Spanish horse knows karate#but believe me when I say that his strong kicks have the power to change history#also there was a real romance novel called innocent wife comma baby of shame#and people didn’t like the implication that the baby should be ashamed of its presumably extramarital parentage#not that it was extramarital#the wife was innocent you will remember
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