#don callis has slutty ankles

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I've seen a lot of hate on the Cope/Mox match.

Did it crash after the high of the rest of the event? Yes.

Did it feel like a Dynamite main event? Also yes.

Was I disappointed that after the promos they cut Saturday, there was way less violence than promised? Still, yes.

BUT...

To be fair, having to follow ANY of the previous matches was just cruel.

Hanger and MJF? Fire.

Toni and Mariah? Cinema.

Swerve and Ricochet? MOTN contender.

Omega and Takeshita? Edge of my seat.

Ospreay and Fletcher? MOTN. Period. NO NOTES.

Okada/Brody was slower paced, but good. I was pleasantly surprised by the absolute fight The Outrunners brought to Hurt Syndicate. Mercedes and Momo put on a hell of a match, too.

Having to be the last match after a card like that was rough. Short of Mox ending Cope's career, or Cope absolutely losing his shit to beat Mox, there was no way for them to top what came before.

Did they save the ending with Swerve? Yes. And I fully expect the program that Swerve and Mox run to be unhinged. There is potential for an absolutely insane match. Don't hold them back, let these two men do what they do best. Violence.

I also want to add MAJOR props to Bryce Remsburg. Hands down one of the best refs in the business PERIOD. I was literally screaming at my TV "Fuck him up, Bryce!"

Thank you for making it this far.

Don Callis has slutty ankles.

[bubwatcheswrestling]

NO ONE ASKED Y'ALL TO RUN IT BACK.

Especially not in a Street Fight where we KNOW what's gonna happen. A wild Death Rider appears. Jay White takes them out. Two more Death Riders appear. FTR takes them out. Marina appears. Willow takes her out.

If they don't end up like Toni and Mariah, laying in pools of each other's blood, don't even try it.

Maybe we finally get another DR member? Maybe Jay White turns? Maybe Christian attempts some bullshit?

None of that matters. No one wants this the same way we don't want Shrek 5.

You know what I DO want?

Our MVR (Most Valuable Ref) Bryce Remsburg as AEW World Champ. Fuck Mox. Fuck Cope. Fuck Swerve, at this point. Give my mans the belt, NEOW.

I once again thank you for making it this far. And remember, kids... Don Callis has slutty ankles.

[bubwatcheswrestling]

Happy Revolution Day to those who celebrate!

Here's my predictions for the night.

💚 who I think will win

🧡 who I want to win

-shenanigans under the cut, with a special message at the end-

There is absolutely gonna be LOTS of shenanigans tonight. My unhinged predictions for those scenarios are as follows...

There's a possibility Yuta turns on Mox, only for a new Death Rider to appear (who I think is "you're a good kid" Jack Perry) to help Mox. I also feel like Christian Cage is going to come out flaunting that contract. Non-zero chance of Jay White stealing said contract and cashing it in.

I feel like we are definitely going to see the new member of the Don Callis Family during the Omega/Takeshita match. There is a zero percent chance is Ibushi but A GIRL CAN DREAM.

Speaking of the DCF, the cage match is going to be insane. Don Callis is 100% passing a screwdriver to Kyle. Will is 100% doing the Tiger Driver 91 on Kyle, only to instantly regret it and clutch Kyle's lifeless body to his chest while crying. Ref rings the bell out of respect for the dead.

Have a bad feeling that Hanger is gonna mop the floor in MJF's blood. With MJF's own head. I know Max will do his damndest to win however he can, but will ultimately lose. (In response to the more-than-slightly-disturbing Cody/Rock thing WWE has going on) I think there's a good chance of Jeff Jarrett making his own deal with the devil (with a guitar wrapped around Hanger's head) at some point in this showdown.

Mariah is losing and having a full Crash Out. Completely unhinged in ways we've not yet seen from her. Nigel is going to need an inhaler.

Our CEO is retaining, just for the mega Harley Cameron push we are about to get. Let them run it back.

Buddy and Okada is gonna be a banger. Okada retaining for a possible re-unification match with Kenny Omega's International Title at All In.

Swerve is getting stabbed in the back (possibly LITERALLY) by Prince Nana tonight. Plus, I really wanna see Samantha's Husband get eaten alive by Mox.

The Hurt Syndicate Hurts People. No notes. RIP Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd, you son's of bitches.

SOMEWHERE IN ALL OF THIS CHAOS, The Young Bucks are returning. I'm hoping beyond hope that we hear "SUPAH KICK PARTAAAY" and they are the ones to save Kenny from the DCF Beatdown. Will this happen? Never. Can I form a prayer circle and manifest it into the universe? Yes.

As far as Zero Hour goes, I despise the Costco dude, but I'm here for Mark and OC to the day I die. Also MxM Collection are just too good not to watch. We know Jericho is retaining. I'll always watch my Noodle-Armed-Bobble-Headed Small-Yellow-Child of a man, so go Adam Cole, I guess (fuel the Cole/Garcia feud while we're at it). And I'll never turn down a Hologram or Komander match.

If you've made it this far... Don Callis has slutty ankles. Spread the word.