#dom pedro II

[cptjingo]

funny comic i sketched in like 2022 but let it gather dust, I only finished it now. Why?

funy

[tompoose]

A happy little Dom Pedro II, giving you a thumbs up

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"They then distributed copies of the document throughout the hall and, not being arrested as they expected, adjourned to Independence Square, where Anthony read the declaration to a crowd."

Quote randomly selected from page 240 of Barbara A. White's nonfiction book The Beecher Sisters.

Additional notes: "They" refers to women's rights advocate Susan B. Anthony and four other women from the National Women's Studies Association. "The document" is a declaration of women's rights. "The hall" is Independence Hall in Philadelphia, which on July 4, 1876, the one hundredth anniversary of United States Independence. The NWSA was not allowed to speak at the event, so during the highly controversial guest of honor speech from Brazilian emperor Dom Pedro II, Anthony distributed the aforementioned documents to the attending audience. Based.

Quote was selected at random from a book chosen at random from my local library.

[vespirita]

1031 - Consciência Negra com Maria Alice, Valéria Barbosa e Yuri Nisizaka

Olá caro(a) Vivenciano(a) e leitor(a) do nosso site, Paz e Alegria no seu coração. Neste programa tratamos o tema “Consciência Negra” com Maria Alice, Valéria Barbosa e Yuri Nisizaka são tarefeiros do Senzala dos Pretos Velhos @senzaladospretosvelhos. 👉INSCREVA-SE EM NOSSO CANAL📺 Clique aqui para se inscrever✔ DEIXE SEU LIKE✔ E ative o 🔔 para não perder os nossos vídeos. A princípio, aqui você…

[sonhosdostemposperdidos]

Oi Meus amigos! Nos precisamos garantir que Dom Pedro II seja o vencedor desse torneio !!!!

Polls that will start tomorrow:

Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor vs Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor

Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor vs Pedro II, Emperor of Brazil

Mary of Hungary, Queen of Hungary, Governor of the Netherlands vs. Carlos II, King of Spain

My inbox is now open to propaganda.

[cherryinterlude]

acacius: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

geta: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whocaresstillthelouvre]

Slick

Pairing: General Marcus Acacius x Lucius Verus x Female Reader Rating: Explicit. 18+ (Minors DNI) Summary: A new day dawns and your soldiers are still with you. Warnings: ALL PORN NO PLOT. (Like they don't even move from the bed.) SMUT, MMF threesome, man on man action, soft dom marcus, subby lucius, fingering, anal fingering, unprotected p in v, anal sex, pussy eating, mutual dick sucking, lots of praise kink, oil, body massage, a call back to S2E3 but this time with DUDES, reality? get that out of here! we've got roman dudes covered in oil fucking, not beta read, very lightly edited because your girl wants these horny words exorcised out of her loins. Words: 4,000.

A/N: Hi. It me.🧍🏼‍♀️ I've returned to offer you more Gladiator II sex. Read their prior adventures here and here. I had this pretty close to done well before the RUSH of all of the Pedro/Paul content today, but tonight I finished and lightly edited it (please accept any mistakes and overly repeated words). This is the first time I've written this form of male on male, so I hope I did well. Also, shout out to @magpiepills for being my smut guiding angel for some wording, @yopossum for the pink donut pic (I swear, this is not a euphemism), @itwasntimethatdidit40 for being just as enthusiastic about these three as I am, and as always forever and ever @ohheypedrito for shouting at me in text when she read it. And now in the words of @luxurychristmaspudding...

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Morning dawns and your soldiers are still there. Marcus holds you tight, his strong arms still wrapped around you. Your fingers trace the lines of his face, resting easier in slumber. He awakens at your touch, stirring and tightening his arms around you. His brown eyes flutter open, his dark lashes framing his tired eyes that focus on your face.

“Angel,” he whispers, voice rought with sleep. His hand slides up your back, fingers tangling in your hair as he pulls you closer. His lips capture yours, kissing you deeply and slowly.

His tongue teases your lips, urging them to open as he deepens the kiss.

His other hand roams your body, slipping between your thighs, fingers ghosting over your folds. “Need you,” he rumbles against your skin.

"But first, I need to get you nice and wet for me," he purrs. His thumb circles your clit as he sucks a mark onto your collarbone.

You arch into his touch, a soft moan escaping your lips. Marcus chuckles, the sound vibrating against your skin as he works his way lower.

You feel Lucius wake behind you, a soft gasp escapes his lips.

Marcus lifts his head, looking over at his young soldier. “Salve soldier,” he rumbles. “Watch. Watch as I fuck our angel.”

Lucius swallows hard, his cock already hardening against your backside. “Yes, M-master,” he responds.

The general shifts you onto your back, spreading your legs wide as he settles between them. His brown eyes lock with yours as he lowers his head, his warm breath ghosting over the sensitive skin of your neck. You shiver in anticipation, your hands gripping the sheets.

Lucius props himself up on his elbows. His wide blue eyes watching every movement with his plush lips agape. You turn your head and watch him watch as Marcus dips a hand down between your bodies.

Marcus's thick fingers slide through your folds, spreading your wetness. He teases your entrance, circling it slowly before pushing two fingers inside. You gasp, arching into his touch as he pumps them in and out.

“Already so wet for me, aren’t you Angel?” Marcus groans against your neck.

“Yes,” you moan, staring into Lucius’s eyes.

"That's it," he growls. "Open up for me, open up for my cock.”

His fingers work you open, curling and scissoring inside you as his thick thumb circles your clit. Your hips rock against his hand, seeking friction.

Beside you, Lucius’s breath comes in quick pants, his eyes darting between your face and Marcus’s hand.

Marcus's fingers pump steadily in and out of your slick heat, stretching you for his thick cock. You writhe beneath him, soft moans falling from your lips as pleasure builds within you.

"Please," you whimper, your hands grasping at his broad shoulders.

He chuckles darkly, nipping at your earlobe. "Patience, Angel. I want you dripping for me first."

His thumb presses firmly against your clit, rubbing tight circles as his fingers pump you. Your back arches off the bed as waves of pleasure crash over you.

"That's it," Marcus growls approvingly. "Cum for me. Show my soldier how good I make you feel."

Your eyes lock with Lucius's as your orgasm washes over you. His blue eyes shine as he watches you fall apart underneath his General’s touch.

You whimper when Marcus withdraws his fingers. He holds them up in awe of how they glisten in the soft morning light, coated with your arousal. "Taste her," he commands Lucius, holding his fingers to the soldier's lips.

Lucius eagerly obeys, running his tongue along Marcus's fingers and moaning softly at your taste. Marcus's eyes darken as he watches, a low growl rumbling in his chest.

"Good soldier," Marcus praises, pulling his fingers from Lucius's mouth with a wet pop. "Now watch closely. See how I take our angel.”

He positions himself between your thighs, his cock brushing against you. You cry, grabbing at the skin of his strong arms desperate and needy to feel him inside you.

He grips your hips, holding you steady as he slowly pushes inside. You gasp at the delicious stretch of him, your walls fluttering around his cock as he fills you completely.

“So tight,” he groans, his eyes locked on yours. “So perfect.”

Lucius watches with rapt attention, his chest heaving quick breaths. His hand moves to grip his own hard cock, but Marcus stops him with a sharp command.

"No touching, soldier," Marcus says firmly.

Lucius obeys. His hands fisting in the sheets instead.

Marcus begins to move, his hips rolling against yours in steady rhythm.

He thrusts into you, his power stretching you with each deep stroke. His strong hands grip your hips, his fingers digging into your skin as he guides you in a steady rhythm.

“That’s it Angel,” Marcus growls, his hips snapping against yours. “Take it, show my soldier how good I make you feel.”

You moan in response, your own hips grinding against his. With one hand on your thigh, Marcus lifts your leg higher around his waist. The change in angle causes him to hit that spot deep inside you, making a sharp cry escape your lips.

"You're mine,” he declares. “Mine to fuck, mine to pleasure."

Lucius whimpers softly. His blue eyes are dark with lust as he watches his general claim you. His cock stands proudly, leaking precum onto his toned stomach.

“And who do you belong to Soldier?” Marcus asks, turning his head towards Lucius.

“You, Master,” Lucius groans, his voice strained. “I belong to you.”

“Look at how much she loves it,” Marcus continues, his gaze never leaving yours as he drives deeper. “She can’t get enough.”

Your eyes dart to Lucius, whose breath comes in desperate gasps as he watches you both. His body trembles, his teeth clamp down on his bottom lip.

“You want to touch yourself, don’t you?” Marcus asks him, his voice taking on a more dominant edge.

Lucius nods frantically. “Yes, Master.”

“Not yet soldier, not yet.”

Marcus increases his pace, his thick shaft driving into you harder and faster. The slick sound of skin against skin fills the room, mingling with your cries of pleasure and his deep grunts of exertion.

Marcus senses your orgasm, his thumb finds your clit and begins rubbing tight circles. "Cum for me, Angel," he commands, his voice rough with desire. "Let my soldier see how good I make you feel."

The dual sensations of his cock and thumb push you over the edge, your orgasm crashing over you in intense waves. You clench tightly around Marcus's shaft, milking it with every pulse.

"Good girl," Marcus praises, continuing to thrust through your orgasm.

Beside you, Lucius whimpers, his hands fisting the sheets tightly as he watches you come undone. His cock twitches against his stomach, leaking steadily.

As your orgasm starts to ebb, Marcus slows his movements. With a groan, he pulls out of your still quivering heat. You whine at the loss, feeling empty without him filling you.

Marcus settles on his back next to you, his cock still hard and slick with your orgasm. He reaches over and grabs the oil cannister.

“Rub me, both of you,” he commands in a low voice, shifting slightly to make room for Lucius beside you.

Your hands tremble slightly, your body still overwhelmed by the orgasm Marcus just gave you, as you take the cannister from his grasp. The smooth glass feels cool against your skin as you pour a generous amount of golden oil into Lucius’s outstretched palm before you trickle a stream of oil down Marcus’s broad chest.

His deep brown eyes move between you and Lucius, something akin to adoration flashes quickly through them.

Your hands glide over his broad chest, Lucius takes care of his strong legs.

Marcus’s body is peppered with scars from his many battles, your hands soothe each mark.

His skin almost glitters in the light of the rising sun. Every curve and ridge of his body gleams like he’s made of bronze.

Lucius’s hands glide over Marcus’ toned thighs, working the oil into his skin.

Yours and Lucius’s hands worship the General’s body, your eyes fixated on his cock, standing hard and tall in between his thighs, twitching.

His body is soon covered in golden oil, slicking down his body. You slide your hand down his stomach down to his cock, looking up at his eyes for silent permission. He grunts and nods, raising his hands to cradle the back of his head.

You trail your fingers along the length of him, mesmerized bu the way his skin shimmers under the oil. Lucius’s eager hands mirrors your movements.

“More,” Marcus orders, his voice rough with desire. “I want to feel both of you on me.”

He looks like a Roman statue posed like this. His body covered in shiny oil, his posture relaxed and strong.

“Show me how much you want it,” Marcus commands, his tone low. “Both of you.”

You kiss your way down his chest, your lips tasting the rich taste of the oil on Marcus’s body. You reach his thick cock, pulsating with need and look at Lucius in silent communication. You both share a smile before leaning in closer together, your breaths mingling as you let your tongues dance around the head of his shaft, both of you savoring the taste of him.

“Fuck,” Marcus breathes, his voice gravelly as he watches you both work in harmony. His gaze flickers between your mouth and Lucius's like a predator reveling in the beauty of his prey. “Worship me.”

You take turns tracing your tongues down the length of Marcus’s throbbing cock, his hips jut up with a hiss with each gentle flick and teasing spiral.

You take turns alternating between drawing your lips around the head of his cock and kissing up his shaft, each time making sure to lock your gaze with Marcus's. His brown eyes blaze through yours, your body feels alight with satisfaction knowing how much you affect him.

Lucius leans closer, his breath mingling with yours, and together you both envelop Marcus's cock.

Marcus lets out a deep chuckle as you and Lucius moan around his cock before he reaches down, gripping Lucius's chin to draw him closer. Their eyes lock before Marcus pulls him up into a heated kiss that makes your whole body shiver. Their lips meld together, grunts and groans escaping their lungs. You watch, enamored by the two strong men getting lost in each other. Marcus’s large hand glides down Lucius’s back, pulling him closer. The General and his soldier entwined in raw desire for each other.

Marcus pulls away, glancing down at you. “Look at her,” Marcus breathes against Lucius’s lips, his voice thick and primal. “She’s waiting for us.”

Lucius’ blue eyes are filled with lust when he looks at you.

“Sit on me Angel,” Marcus orders.

You swallow hard, feeling a rush of heat bloom across your skin at the command. With a slight nod, you shift your body, feeling the slick oil coating your skin as you rise from your spot and position yourself above Marcus.

You meet his gaze—intimidating yet tender—as you slowly lower yourself on him, feeling the broad head of his cock press against your entrance.

You pause for just a heartbeat, relishing the tense stretch of him him. Lucius watches intently, kneeling next to Marcus on the bed.

“Go on, Angel,” Marcus urges, his voice a low rumble. “Take what you need.”

With a deep breath, you sink down further.

“Gods, you feel incredible,” Marcus groans, his hands gripping your waist firmly, guiding your movements as you settle fully upon him. “Now move.”

You lean forward, resting your palms on his broad chest for balance, gripping his skin as you slip from the oil, your breath quickening as he begins to rock his hips beneath you.

Lucius watches, shifting closer, his hands wander over his own body, slick with oil.

Marcus presses his heels into the mattress, driving up into you with powerful thrusts that makes you see stars. You moan loudly as you feel Lucius inch closer, drawn to you.

“Faster,” Marcus growls, his hands tightening on your waist, urging you to pick up the pace. You obey willingly, relishing the way his cock stretches you open, filling you completely as you rise and fall atop him.

“Good girl,” he grunts, his muscles tense beneath your palms as he drives deeper, brushing against that sweet spot inside you. “You’re doing so well.”

You’re a mess of oil and sweat, Lucius’s hands run along the curves of your breasts before he leans down and takes one into his mouth. You gasp at the sensation of Marcus thrusting beneath you while Lucius’s warm mouth envelops your breast, his tongue swirling around the hardened peak of your nipple.

“Take it all, Angel,” Marcus growls, his voice thick with approval as he watches Lucius worship you. “Touch her soldier, help me make her cum.”

You ride Marcus harder as Lucius slides a hand down your torso, tracing a path until his fingers reach your sensitive clit. You gasp at the sensation, your body responding to the touch of both men.

The room is filled with the sounds of your moans and the wet slap of skin on skin as you ride him, Lucius’s fingers pressing and circling your clit.

Your orgasm flows through you, your legs shaking, head thrown back, eyes fluttering shut as you cum on Marcus’s cock.

Marcus's grip on your waist hardens, guiding you through the tremors of your release as he thrusts upward with primal intensity. His breath comes in ragged growls, his body flexing beneath you with feral energy as he watches you unravel.

Lucius doesn’t relent either, his fingers still circle your clit, pulling every last shudder from your body as the waves of your orgasm still crash into you.

Your hips undulate atop Marcus, your voice ragged from screaming and moaning as you still ride the earth-shattering orgasm.

Lucius’s mouth moves to your lips, kissing you deeply, swallowing all of the sounds that escape your throat.

“Lay back, Angel,” Marcus instructs, as he shifts beneath you. You feel his hands release their grip just enough to allow you to move. You push yourself up from him, feeling the slickness of oil coating your skin as you slide off his cock, a gasp escapes your lips at the sensation of emptiness. You turn and lay back upon the soft bedding, the fabric cool against your heated skin.

Marcus stands, heading over to the amphora and pouring himself a glass of wine.

"Soldier, attend to her," Marcus orders. "Lick up the mess I've made of our Angel."

"Yes, Master," Lucius replies eagerly, quickly shifting to settle between your spread thighs.

He gazes up at you reverently for a moment before lowering his head and running his tongue along your slit, lapping up your wetness. You moan softly, threading your fingers through his dark hair. His tongue delves deeper, thrusting into you and moaning at the taste.

Marcus watches, his eyes dark with lust as his soldier pleasures you. He takes one last drink of wine before reaching for the vial of oil, pouring some into his hand. "On your knees, soldier," he commands gruffly. "Present yourself to me."

Lucius obeys immediately, raising his hips while keeping his mouth latched onto your core. Marcus moves behind him, spreading Lucius's firm cheeks to reveal his tight hole. The general drizzles the warm oil down Lucius's crack, letting it trickle over his entrance.

He shivers at the sensation, a muffled moan vibrating against your cunt. Marcus sets the vial aside and begins massaging the oil into Lucius' skin. His thick fingers rub firm circles around the tight ring of muscle, coaxing it to relax.

Lucius moans into your wet heat as Marcus slowly pushes a finger inside him, working the tight ring of muscle open.

Your fingers tighten in his hair, holding him close as his tongue adores you.

"Get nice and loose for your general's cock,” Marcus rumbles approvingly, pumping it in and out.

The soldier's hips jerk, grinding back against Marcus's hand as he eats you out with renewed fervor. His tongue swirls around your clit before sucking it between his lips.

"Ohh," you cry out. Pleasure crashing over you as Lucius works you higher up the cliff.

Marcus continues fingering his soldier open. "Look at you, so eager for it," he praises. "Such a good soldier, servicing our Angel while I open you up."

Lucius rocks back to meet each thrust, whimpering and moaning into your slick folds. His tongue moves erratically against you as Marcus takes him apart with his fingers.

Marcus gazes down at you as he opens Lucius with his fingers. Your thighs begin to tremble, another orgasm building rapidly under both men’s attention.

“Close… close,” you moan out, your hips rolling to meet Lucius’s movements.

"Cum for him, Angel," Marcus commands, voice deep and authoritative. "Cum on my brave soldier's tongue."

With a sharp cry, you shatter, inner walls clenching rhythmically as ecstasy crashes over you. Lucius moans deeply, lapping at your release.

“Beautiful,” Marcus admires, pouring oil on his hard cock and stroking it. “Now Angel, watch as I take my soldier.”

Marcus grabs Lucius by the hips and with one swift, possessive motion, he sheaths himself deep inside Lucius. Both men gasp, Lucius buries his face into your thigh, his hands gripping the bedding as Marcus starts to thrust, deep and slow.

You feel each powerful thrust with each tremor that moves through Lucius against you.

You watch in awe, heart racing, as your General begins to claim his soldier.

“Take it, soldier,” Marcus’s voice is a low rumble against the backdrop of Lucius’s soft whimpers. “Show our Angel how well you take me.”

You grab Lucius’s chin, tilting it up to look him in the eyes, staring into the ocean of blue gazing back at you filled with waves of admiration and arousal.

You watch as power and submission join, filling the room with a symphony of skin slapping against skin and sounds of shared pleasure.

“More,” Lucius gasps, his body arching towards Marcus, urging him to give more of himself. He takes your breath away, vulnerable and fierce beneath Marcus’s strength.

Marcus responds with a feral smile, increasing his pace, each thrust hammering deeper into Lucius, pushing them both closer to that cliff.

“Let her hear you,” Marcus urges, his own breaths growing ragged. “Let her hear how good I make you feel, soldier.”

“Angel,” Lucius cries out for you, his voice raw and needy, his eyes staring into yours. His muscles tense and flex with each thrust that rolls into his body.

Marcus looks at you, his strong brow furrowed in determination as he spits in his hand and leans forward, wrapping his arm around Lucius's waist to firmly grasp his soldier’s cock.

“Feel it,” Marcus grunts. Lucius's eyes flutter shut, his mouth falling open in a silent moan. He squeezes your thigh harder, pulling you closer grounding himself.

You lean in closer, mesmerized by the scene unfolding before you, wanting to be closer to Marcus. He reads your body like a battlefield.

In one fluid motion, he lifts Lucius against his chest while still thrusting inside of him. Gasping, Lucius clutches at Marcus's larger hands and holds them tightly.

“Come here Angel,” Marcus grits, his tone dropping an octave sending goosebumps up your spine. “Help me make my soldier cum.”

You obey without hesitation, moving quickly to kneel in front of the two soldiers. Your fingers glide over Lucius’s taut chest, tracing the muscles that ripple beneath your touch as Marcus continues to claim him, thrusting deeply, rhythmically.

“Just like that,” Marcus growls, locking eyes with you. “Touch him Angel.”

Your heart races as you curl your fingers around Lucius’s cock, stroking him in time with Marcus’s thrusts. Precum drips out of the tip, your hand gliding smoothly along his length.

“Together,” he commands, his voice a possessive whisper that resonates in your core. “Let’s take him apart.”

You lean closer, your breath ghosting over Lucius's ear as you begin to quicken your pace. His body responds in kind, every stroke of your hand pulling more desperation from him.

“Angel,” Lucius groans, his voice trembling with need. “Master.”

You lean forward, sealing your mouth over his, kissing him. You swallow down his moans as Marcus drives into him, each snap of his hips against him a declaration of his dominance.

“Don’t hold back,” Marcus growls, the echo of his voice vibrating off the walls of your bedroom.

Lucius's breathing grows more shallow against your lips. You hold onto him tighter, mimicking his every movement as he responds to the General's touch. He pulls away, biting down on his lip before begging. "I can't... I can't keep this up much longer."

“Cum then soldier,” Marcus demands. “Let it all spill for our angel.”

“Cum Lucius,” you whisper, your fingers tightening and twisting. “Cum for us.”

His breath hitches and with a low moan, Lucius breaks, his body tensing and tightening. “I’m—” he gasps, eyes squeezing shut as his length throbs in your hand.

Marcus thrusts harder as his soldier’s body quakes against him. With a battle cry that echoes, Lucius spills himself hot and thick across your fingers. You caress Lucius’s flushed face, brushing away the sweat that formed on his brow. He pants, his eyes rounding with affection as he stares into your eyes.

“Good soldier,” Marcus grunts before letting out a primal growl and pulling out. “Lay with our Angel,” he commands, “I want you to watch me cum for you.”

You spread out on the mattress, Lucius collapses next to you, his chest heaving, his blue eyes still glazed with pleasure.

“Keep your eyes on me,” Marcus growls, standing tall looming over the bed. He towers over both of you, golden skin glistening in the soft light, each muscle defined as he strokes himself. “Watch me cum for you two.”

His hand works his length, teasing the tip as he stares down at you both. Lucius's hand finds yours, intertwining his fingers with yours as both of you watch Marcus in awe.

“Tell our Angel what you are,” Marcus demanded.

“Y-Your obedient soldier,” Lucius answers, never breaking eye contact with his general.

“And what do we crave?” Marcus growls, voice deep and rumbling.

“Our Angel, sir,” Lucius responds, his voice hoarse with need.

Marcus grunts, his grip on his cock tightening as he thrusts his hips forward.

“Marcus,” you moan. “Cum for us, General.”

It is as if his name on your lips was enough to shatter him. With a guttural groan, Marcus’s hips buck forward, his thick white ropes flying over both of you, hot and sticky against your skin.

“Angel,” he growls, collapsing onto the bed and crawling to lay next to you.

He catches his breath, his large chest heaving up and down.

“Kiss her soldier,” he sighs, grabbing you and pulling you close against his sticky skin. “Taste my Angel’s lips for me.”

You giggle as Lucius nuzzles his nose against yours and chases your mouth, needy and desperate for your kiss. You moan as his soft lips part yours and taste all of his desire for you.

Marcus chuckles softly behind you, rumbling against your back. “Just like that,” he murmurs, his voice hoarse and satisfied. “Let her feel how much we crave her, and then, we shall rest and bathe.” 

[ms-lirio]

I have to give classes tomorrow. My head hurts.

Anyway. Super quick chibi of Imperial Brazil

References: allegory of Brazilian Empire wearing Dom Pedro II clothes 👑

[amethvysts]

BRASIL PANDEIRO — E. KUKURICZKA & M. RECALT.

𖥻 sumário: alguns headcanons sobre kuku e matí turistas. 𖥻 par: esteban x leitora; matías x leitora. 𖥻 avisos: um pouco curtinho. talvez tenham alguns errinhos pq eu nunca reviso (kkkry). menção a vômito e bebida alcoólica.

💭 nota da autora: hoje to me sentindo bem merda, então resolvi focar as minhas (inexistentes) forças em terminar esse aqui que já tava de molho faz tempooo nos rascunhos. espero que gostem! ♡

ESTEBAN

✮ㆍVocê nem precisa se incomodar em fazer um itinerário porque ele já fez isso no momento em que comprou a passagem para te visitar. Dá mais atenção para os pontos turísticos clássicos, então vai ter muita praia, mas também quer conhecer a parte histórica.

✮ㆍAcho que eu já falei sobre nos headcanons do Kuku!mineirinho, mas também se aplica aqui: é super tiozão quando se trata de passeios. 

✮ㆍAma fazer passeios guiados pelos lugares, e mesmo sabendo que você conhece o lugar como a palma da sua mão, vai te pedir para vocês se inscreverem em um roteiro com um guia turístico. 

✮ㆍPresta atenção em tudo e retém até os mínimos detalhes. Depois do passeio, vai lançar um fato histórico muito específico que te deixa com o olho Deste Tamanho porque como ele se atreve a saber mais sobre história do Brasil do que você? Não tem nem como ficar irritada por muito tempo, até porque homem inteligente é um tesão.

✮ㆍAcho que ele fica obcecado pela história do Brasil Império? Tenho certeza que depois de um passeio pelo centro histórico da cidade, com as construções e a história, vai imediatamente abrir o Google para pesquisar mais sobre a vida de Dom Pedro II assim que chegar em casa. 

✮ㆍObcecado por tirar fotos de tudo, desde a comida que vocês dividem durante o café da manhã – mesmo que seja só um pão com mortadela – até dos letreiros de todas as atrações turísticas que vocês visitam.

✮ㆍGosta de passeios em museus, óbvio. E também ama tirar fotos suas andando pelos andares enquanto observa os itens expostos. Vai sair com o celular queimando de tantas fotos suas, distraída. E mesmo com você fazendo drama, pedindo para ele apagar, Esteban finge que apagou, mas deixa tudo guardadinho <3 

✮ㆍGosta das praias mais tranquilas, onde vocês possam deitar na areia e só curtir do dia – também prefere os dias bem ensolarados, o que sempre termina com ele reclamando dos ombros ardidos mesmo depois de se besuntar de protetor solar.

✮ㆍNão gosta de usar sunga, prefere mil vezes os shortinhos. E fica com as coxas marcadas de sol, também. Volta para casa parecendo aqueles biscoitos de dois sabores, morango e baunilha.

✮ㆍSe você não tiver paciência de levar bolsa para a praia, pode deixar que o Esteban vai preparar a ecobag mais recheada possível. Livro, porque ele ama ler na praia, canga, toalhas, uma troca de roupa para cada um, lanchinhos, garrafa d'água, protetor solar… é até surpreendente a quantidade de coisas que ele consegue colocar ali dentro. É tipo aquela bolsa da Hermione em que sai de tudo. 

✮ㆍVai comprar lembrancinha para todo mundo que conhece, até mesmo pra sua família. Inclusive, imagino dois cenários: o primeiro, onde vocês dividem um quarto de hotel, aproveitando os dias de férias juntos e curtindo um ao outro; segundo, onde vocês ficam na sua casa de infância, com a sua família que ele tá conhecendo pela primeira vez. 

✮ㆍPessoalmente, prefiro o segundo cenário porque o Kuku ficaria maluquinho das ideias. Primeiro porque a bateria social dele iria embora rapidinho, e ele não saberia onde enfiar a cara caso a sua mãe ligasse para as suas tias, convidando-as para um cafézinho – tudo uma desculpa esfarrapada para elas conhecerem o seu namorado gringo. 

✮ㆍSegundo que, depois de alguns dias, ele ia ficar, sim, muito frustrado por não conseguir te dar mais do que alguns beijos, precisando se abster de te tocar. O que, obviamente, termina com ele te fodendo enquanto tampa a sua boca com aquela mãozona, tentando abafar seus gemidos (que você prometeu que não ia soltar, mas é impossível quando ele te come tão lentinho, o pau te alargando tão gostoso que te faz ter vontade de chorar). Isso tudo bem ali, na sua cama de adolescência e debaixo do seu pôster da One Direction. 

✮ㆍClaro que, mesmo sabendo que sua família não ouviu nada do que vocês fizeram na noite passada – ou, pelo menos, estão fingindo não saber de nada –, Esteban não vai saber como agir na manhã seguinte quando vocês sentam na mesa para tomar café. E se sente péssimo, muito, mas muito sujo, porque sua mãe tá ali oferecendo um cafézinho recém-coado, quentinho, com um sorriso extremamente simpático no rosto, mal sabendo as atrocidades que ele fez com a filha dela na madrugada. Imagino que ele fique com o maior sorriso amarelo do mundo, nem tendo coragem de encarar seus familiares direito enquanto aquele áudio do "me perdoa, meu Deus, me perdoa" da Carminha tá em repeat na mente dele. 

MATÍAS

✮ㆍSe faz muito necessário trazer o nosso taz mania argentino para passar as férias aqui durante o Carnaval. Acho que quando você sugeriu isso, ele só faltou soltar um rojão pelo rabo de tanta felicidade. É a junção das duas coisas preferidas dele: você e furdunço. Não tem como dar errado. 

✮ㆍApesar dele se interessar, sim, pelos centros históricos e por aqueles pontos turísticos clássicos, ele já visitou o Brasil algumas vezes e teve a oportunidade de conhecer. Agora, é hora de aproveitar outras atrações ao seu lado.

✮ㆍRei dos perrengues. Imagino ele sendo o tipo azarado e sem noção que, durante o momento mais periclitante do rolê, vai falar que precisa ir ao banheiro e te obriga a passar alguns bons minutos na fila do banheiro químico na rua. 

✮ㆍIsso sem falar de que, com certeza, em algum momento da viagem ele vai passar o dia se contorcendo no chão do banheiro porque caiu no conto do vigário da promoção de caipirinha duvidosa de um dos ambulantes do bloco. E o pior é que você tentou avisar e Matías não te deu ouvidos, e vai ser só quando ele coloca os bofes para fora que vai te dizer, "você tinha razão, amor," com a voz mais fraquinha que você já ouviu. 

✮ㆍAcorda cedo todos os dias (por vontade própria!) para se arrumar para os blocos do dia. E ainda fica chateado se você não despertar na mesma hora para se emperiquitar também, tá? Se você atrasar os planos dele, então… 

✮ㆍÉ a primeira (e provavelmente, a única) vez que você presenciou o Matías acordando tão cedo assim. Mas ele ficou muito animado com toda a programação do Carnaval, principalmente se você for de cidade grande e tiver aquelas planilhas com os horários e local de cada bloquinho. 

✮ㆍSem meme, mas é a cara dele te obrigar a ficar debaixo do sol de quarenta graus esperando o Fervo da Lud ou o Bloco da Anitta. 

✮ㆍNão é adepto a fantasias, mas gosta quando você passa glitter ou empresta um dos seus arquinhos para ele. Vai querer sair com plaquinha combinando, se você estiver afim. E bem brega mesmo, tá? Porque ele ama. Daquelas tipo, "só gosto de problema" e a outra plaquinha dizendo "problema", "era sol que me faltava" enquanto você tá fantasiada de sol, "dono da porra toda" e você com arquinho de "porra toda". E aquelas engraçadinhas onde você usa uma escrito "no Instagram" e ele usa outra com "pessoalmente". Enfim, you get the drill. 

✮ㆍMas o uniforme dele mesmo é bermudinha, camisa regata (que ele nunca usa por muito tempo porque ela sempre acaba amarrada no cós da bermuda; isso se ele não acabar perdendo no meio do caminho) e a pochete. 

✮ㆍEle é bem econômico com o que leva na pochete, na real. Uns trocados, a identidade, camisinha (importantíssimo até porque tem vezes que o pau dele quase estoura quando te vê dançando funk com aquelas sainhas bonitinhas) e maço de cigarro – que, na verdade, ele acaba nem fumando porque consegue arranjar várias amizades de bloco em bloco e desenrola uns baseados pelo caminho.

✮ㆍDo tipo que só volta para casa quando já tá de noite e vocês estão exaustos. Aí é só tomar um banho, juntos, de preferência, fazer um miojinho e deitar no sofá agarradinhos para assistir às escolas de samba – que vocês não conseguem ver até o final porque acabam dormindo logo no meio do desfile da primeira. 

✮ㆍDepois que passa o frenesi do Carnaval, imagino que ele queira passar alguns dias num lugar mais quietinho, onde vocês possam aproveitar a companhia um do outro na paz. 

✮ㆍEntão, a segunda parada de vocês seria um sítio, ou alguma casinha de praia bem legal em uma cidade mais litorânea. É um momento de descanso, para vocês se curtirem à vontade sem ter que ligar para horário, tumulto e gente de fora. 

✮ㆍAí, os dias seriam preguiçosos, com vocês acordando na hora que bem-quiserem e fazendo o que der na telha. Tá com vontade de ir pra praia e ficar de molho? Vocês passam o dia inteiro lá. Encheu o saco de areia? Partiu piscina. Ai, não aguentam mais ficar na água? Hora de descansar na rede.

✮ㆍÉ bem doméstico, também, como se vocês vivessem uma vida de casados sem aliança no dedo. Fase lua de mel total! Cozinham juntos, e você acaba queimando algumas coisas por estar ocupada demais rindo das besteiras que o Matías fala; tomam banho juntos, e sempre tem que tomar outro banho porque acabam fodendo debaixo do chuveiro; assistem televisão juntos, se arrumam, faxinam… ficam colados um no outro durante o resto das férias. 

✮ㆍImagino muito aquela cena (de um filme que eu não tô lembrando) em que vocês estão parados na frente da pia do banheiro, se encarando pelo espelho enquanto escovam os dentes. Matías fica de importunando, te dando umas cotoveladas e tentando fazer com que a escova escape da sua boca, enquanto você só sabe rir e devolver os empurrões <3

[lincolndjarin]

socials, etc. .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ao3 ☆ insta ☆ kofi mdni, my entire blog is 18+ please read all tags and warnings, dddne fics are tagged accordingly follow @lincolndjarinnotifs for fic updates

navigation :

I - series, completed & ongoing

II - one off's

III - drabbles

I - series (in order of release)

Best Kept Secret [ completed series ] .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 195k words

bodyguard!Din Djarin x princess!reader

summary : Married off to a prince on a planet that you hate? New husband doesn't know you, and doesn't want to know you? New husband gifts you a personal Mandalorian body guard as a wedding present? Mandalorian is a wiseass who won't leave you alone? Lucky you.

tags: : enemies to friends to lovers, arranged marriage, forbidden love, smut, angst, canon-typical violence, eventual happy ending

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Oh Honey [ completed series] .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 56k words

monster!Joel Miller x mortician!reader

summary : you’ve been given a gift. a fresh start in a brand new place, the sleepy little town of Honey, WV. a distant aunt has passed away and left you a little plot of land and her camper, the stars must be aligning for you because the local mortician is looking for an assistant and you’re desperate for the work experience. your new employer even offers to set you up with her brother-in-law! things are looking up, you’ve got a brand new home, a new town, a hot date, (and thanks to a series of bear attacks that started immediately after your arrival) you have more than enough work to keep you busy!

tags: : horror/mystery, angst, monster fucker, soulmates au, graphic descriptions of violence, body horror, gore

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Bewitched [ coming soon ]

Din Djarin x witch!reader

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Every Now and Then [ HIATUS]

Joel Miller x f!reader

summary : Joel Miller destroyed you. He loved you, then he left, leaving you in the New York City, QZ. But he's a good southern gentleman, so of course he didn't leave you without a reminder of the time you spent together. Four years later you're living in Jackson, in a lovely little ranch house. (With your reminder.) The last person you want to see is Joel Miller, unfortunately you've never been particularly lucky.

tags: : angst, toxic relationships, unplanned pregnancy, possessive behavior, healing, extremely complicated relationships

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Sparrow's Spectacles [ ongoing anthology ]

summary : a series of horror one shots based around different pedro characters. be warned, the dead doves are going to be remarkably inedible. installments will be tagged accordingly, all stories will be 18+ and dddne.

tags: : dead dove do not eat, horror, dub/noncon

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II - one off's (in order alphabetically)

A Little Mishap [francisco morales x f!reader]

tags : dead dove do not eat, noncon, bondage

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Bound in Beskar [din djarin x f!reader]

tags : armorer!mando, dom/sub vibes, pwp, blacksmith bondage

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Constructive Criticisms [javier peña x f!reader]

tags : virginity loss, fluff, mutual masturbation

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the Dragonfly & the Moon [joel miller x f!witch!reader]

tags : ritualistic sex, knife play, blood

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More & More & More [jack daniels x f!reader]

tags : dead dove do not eat, noncon, bondage

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My Sister Lives in the Attic [joel miller x f!reader]

tags : grief, angst, child loss

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My Way [oberyn martell x wife!reader]

tags : married fluff, pegging

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Not So Secret Santa [javier peña x f!coworker!reader]

tags : enemies to lovers, semi-public sex, christmas

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Pretty in Pink [joel miller x f!reader]

tags : fluff, breeding kink, lingerie

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Ride Cowgirl! [jack daniels x f!reader]

tags : unprotected sex, bondage

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Sweet Boy [din djarin x gn!reader]

tags : sub!din, pegging

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the Thing That Gives [ezra x f!reader]

tags : dead dove do not eat, noncon, tentacles

III - drabbles (under 1k words)

sub!din x f!reader

dieter bravo x f!reader

comandante veracruz x f!reader

[thdoyogirl]

aespa memes bios pt-br

''bang chitty bang bang chitty bang bang'' - disse dom pedro II as margens do rio ipiranga

e no que isso afeta supernova nos charts?

mae no q voce se inspirou pra escolher meu nome? isso nao é assunto pra hoje ah body bang (bang bang bang) da silva

aespa lancem os solos de voces no spotify e eu digo se esperava ou nao

tmj (te amo jimin - karina

pra que terapia sendo que eu tenho o aespa?

aespa é tec aespa é pop aespa é tudo ta na globo

[archduchessofnowhere]

On August 26, 1852, the frigate Dom Fernando, equipped for Dona Maria Amelia [of Brazil]'s trip, sailed the seas towards the island of Madeira.

The health of the young princess was not very reassuring. Deep emotions preceded her departure from Lisbon. At her insistent request, Queen Dona Maria da Glória [II of Portugal], her sister on her father's side, brought her children to hug their young aunt; sad forebodings hovered over the melancholic family farewells. Tenderly hugging the oldest of the Infantas, Dona Maria Amelia blurted out these words: "It's not true, Maria, you won't forget me?!"

(...) On January 20 [of 1853], she [Maria Amelia] received a very affectionate letter from Queen Dona Maria da Glória, her sister, she was deeply moved and said: "My sister Maria loves me very much; I also love her dearly".

(...) On May 10 in the afternoon, the ship [that carried Maria Amelia's body back to Portugal] anchored in Cascais and parked there until the following day at ten o'clock. Passing through the forts at the entrance to the Tagus, she was greeted by all national and foreign vessels. The first were flagged in black.

Several great court figures had come to the tower of Belém, to meet the Empress [Amélie of Brazil, Maria Amelia's mother], and had climbed aboard. At noon, anchor was dropped in Terreiro do Paço. Delegations from the two Chambers and the municipality came on board and delivered speeches of condolence, to which the Empress responded with tears. A deeper emotion was in store for her: the Queen and the King came too. The Queen cried a lot; as she sprinkled holy water on her young sister's coffin, she certainly did not foresee that she would soon follow.

Almeida, Sylvia Lacerda Martins de (1973). Uma filha de D. Pedro I, Dona Maria Amélia

[Pictured: Daguerreotype of Princess Maria Amelia of Brazil, 1850 (left); daguerreotype of Queen Maria II of Portugal, 1849 (right)]

[rmelster]

Portraits Archduchess Joanna of Austria, grand Duchess of Tuscany, by Alessandro Allori (1570) and her descendant, archduchess Maria Leopoldina of Austria, Queen of Portugal and first Empress of Brazil, by Joseph Kreutzinger (1815).

Despite the importance of their wealth and legacy, they were said to be despised by their husbands, Francesco I de Medici and dom Pedro; they died, respectively, at age 31 and 29, leaving daughters and a sole son and dying under violent and sudden circumstances while pregnant, that have led to the speculation that their husbands had a hand on their deaths.

Joanna of Austria’s only son, Filippo, would predecease his father; her daughter Maria would become queen of France through her marriage to Henri IV, and from her son Louis XIII’s descendants Maria Leopoldina would be born. Her daughter Eleanor would become Duchess of Mantua, and her daughter Eleanora would be crowned Holy Roman Empress.

Maria Leopoldina was a beloved empress and her untimely demise was met with the rage of the people towards her widower and his lover; her eldest daughter would become queen of Portugal on her own right as Maria II, and would be remembered as an illustrious and well-loved queen; her only surviving son became emperor of Brazil.

[cherub-notifs]

ICHOR. BLOOD. WATER. (series masterlist) - Din Djarin x Witch!AFAB!Reader

summary: stranded. alone. a traitor to your people, your family. aeaea is the prison of paradise you call home, and he is the prophecy you like to call an enigma. the 'man made from metal', forged in fire, melted by your spell that is no witchcraft on your part. he is the hunter, you will always be the prey. it is the way as the fates designed it.

a note from lucy: so, its back. i'm officially back! basically, I went through it. accidentally deleted my blog. had to start from scratch. repost it all. but! I'm here. you're here. we're all here!

Greek mythology is a huge love of mine. I always like to add a small sprinkling into my fics where possible. and now im wiring Ince based wholly of two greek myths: eros and phsyche, and circe. I've read Madeleine Miller's 'Circe'. I fell in love with it, it's genuinely one of the best books ive had the pleasure of reading --hence the fact that this is heavily based off it in terms of 'lore'. Din is the perfect character for these myths to be translated into fic.

So, without further ado, I present to all you lovely people, my mythology!au; ICHOR. BLOOD. WATER. for @inklore and @psychedelic-ink's haunted hoedown. A three part fic with our beloved space cowboy. I really hope you enjoy it as I put a lot of time and thought into this. I love you all, you wonderful Pedro fanatics.

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PART I // ICHOR.

w/c: 2255 | smut, angst

warnings: 18+ MDNI! DARK CONTENT! mythology!au, no use of y/n, reader is referred to as 'Circe' twice in this chapter alone, dubcon, smut, p in v sex (unprotected), reference to past sexual assault (very mild), cussing, mentions of witchcraft, voyeurism, mentions of drinking alcohol, mentions of food and descriptions of eating, choking, breath play, oral sex - f receiving, edging, orgasm denial, toxic relationships, dom!din/sub!reader dynamic, sex as a means for manipulation and control, manipulative!din, stockholm syndrome?

PART II // BLOOD.

w/c: 1692 | smut, angst

warnings: 18+ MDNI! DARK CONTENT! mythology!au, no use of y/n, reader is referred to as 'Circe' twice in this chapter alone, dubcon, smut, p in v sex (unprotected), oral sex - m receiving, choking, toxic relationships, dom!din/sub!reader dynamic, sex as a means for manipulation and control, manipulative!din, stockholm syndrome?

PART III // WATER.

w/c: ? | smut, angst, fluff

warnings: 18+ MDNI! DARK CONTENT! mythology!au, no use of y/n, reader is referred to as 'Circe' twice in this chapter alone, dubcon, smut, p in v sex (unprotected), oral sex - m receiving, choking, toxic relationships, dom!din/sub!reader dynamic, sex as a means for manipulation and control, manipulative!din, stockholm syndrome? (more to be added at a later date)

[sonhosdostemposperdidos]

Precisamos apoiar Dom Pedro II!

Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor, reigned 1765-1790

The tags keep calling him a poor meow meow From anon: "I mean... Does this dude even NEED propaganda?! If this guy doesn't make you root for an absolute monarch, then noone will. Like with the caveat that enlightened absolutism is still absolutism and thus still not a GOOD way to run a state - well, Joseph II. was truly the most enlightened of absolutists. Just the fact that he abolished serfdom and instituted religious tolerance in Habsburg domains is enough to make him stand far above all of his predecessors and successors. Like, all of the other contestants can go home. None of them could ever top that (Franz Joseph I. had several opportunities, but wasn't keen on taking them). Even his other reforms were at worst misguided, but driven by genuine desire to better his country. Plus, you have to feel bad for him - the poor guy busted his ass for the country, just to have to take back a lot of his reforms simply because they were too ahead of their time, both of his marriages were unhappy (partially his own fault, but only partially) and, lest we forget, both of his kids died young. Voting for him is the least you can do for my poor baby!" anti-Joseph II, from anon: Joseph II anti propaganda cheated like hell and treated his nephew Franz I (II) really mean by denying him company and food sometimes and also insulting him all the time. only good thing about him was that he was in Amadeus (1984) which was a banger film

Pedro II, Emperor of Brazil, reigned 1831-1889

This time with the beard From anon: "1: The Glorious Beard. Now that is the beard of an emperor. Small children could get lost in it while sharing their Christmas wishlists. 2: Under his monarchy Slavery was abolished without a civil war (whistles innocously in how long it took) 3: Pedro de Alcântara João Carlos Leopoldo Salvador Bibiano Francisco Xavier de Paula Leocádio Miguel Gabriel Rafael Gonzaga is an amazingly long full name"