#dolph RPF

[kalee60]

can you write an imagine about dolph lundgren? pls some smut there is nowhere anything and i am starving

Why hello starving Nonnie… 👋

So this ask landed in my box a couple of weeks ago and I don’t think I have ever been more delighted to see a prompt in my life, and I laughed way too much (and may have shown too many people who all egged me on and told me to WRITE it).

I mean, let's be honest my blog is mainly stucky with a few side ships thrown in - I specialise in super soldiers in love... So why was nonnie throwing this ask my way? But then it dawned - Dolph is literally a super soldier (of sorts) 🤔

And I have no idea if you are serious nonnie - or if you've asked this of me for a laugh - but meh - who cares! So what follows is the most ridiculously put together head canon of one of my favourite Swedish action stars who I may have off-handedly mentioned once (ONCE) that I had a crush on for his height, smoulder and smarts from the 80s.

I make no apologies for the following (well... some) - and please know that you, dear nonnie, inspired me to look up an 80s action movie playlist on Spotify that helped get me in the mood (it is suitably awful and also the best listing of songs at the same time)… I may also be a closeted 80s action movie fanatic - so this is in my wheelhouse completely.

I am basing this in 1987 during the filming of Masters of the Universe - because - god - how can you not? It’s one of the worst (read best) dodgy movies of the era.

So followers, please try to not judge me for this craziness - this is all in a little bit of fun! And I know you're all here for stucky content - but I just couldn't not write this!

Warning - very, very slight mature content (not as much as Nonnie wanted I am sure) and also a warning for being so ridiculous I can’t even begin to explain where my head was for this... So... Well... Enjoy? 😂

I see Dolph viewing his He-man costume for the first time with a mixture of disbelief, trepidation and a whole lot of ‘get me the fuck out of here - what have I signed up for?’

The second time he sees it, it’s not much better than the concept drawings, but at least his ass would be covered up more than the initial outline - and he wondered if somehow he'd accidentally signed up for a soft-core BDSM film after all - it was more likely than not. (He was going to call his agent to confirm, just in case).

His ass was not covered to his liking.

But Dolph was in no position to argue or negotiate, since this was his first starring role. After the success of Rocky IV (something he still couldn't wrap his head around) he wasn’t sure where Hollywood would take him - if anywhere; and had to remember that although he enjoyed acting, had given up his studies at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to pursue it - he was eternally thankful that he had his time in Australia at Sydney University to get his Chemical Engineering degree. He could always fall back on his studies if it didn't pan out - or he could do security at nightclubs again…

He didn’t want to go backwards, so he sucked it up and slid into the leather harness that constituted a costume.

And he looked… good, from what he could see in the mirror. Tight even.

They took photos, in so many different poses, his hair a floofy ball haloed around his head as he looked menacingly at Frank Langella (and why did Skeletor get a full costume? It was practically a Victorian nightgown compared to his). Once the photos came back from being developed at a one-hour photo booth down the road - he conceded that the ‘sex-swing inspired harness’ was alright - especially when paired with the cape.

The cape (of course) was absent for most of the movie.

Dolph didn't feel vulnerable being three quarters naked the whole shoot, why should he, as he worked hard on his physique? The onsite gym was usually busy and he found a kindred spirit in Courteney as they worked out next to each other, and although she’d starred in a few TV shows previously, it was a big role for her too. They were giddy with possibilities of the future, as surely the movie would be a huge success - how could it not be?

He might have asked Courteney out if he hadn’t just started to see Paula, that and the fact Grace was still... - well, he would have made a move if the situation was different.

It wasn't unusual to cop a lot of grief at his insane gym schedule from the other actors and production staff - but he had his workout VHS shoot coming up as soon as filming on Masters finished and he wanted to be in peak form for it. No pain, no gain... Wasn't that what they said? Plus he wanted to out-muscle JCVD - the cocky bastard.

Then - after one day on set, fighting with the broadsword (though not real - it was still heavy after a full day of wielding it) Dolph managed to strain his thigh muscle from tensing it, all in the name of making the veins bulge for the camera. He felt like a glorified plastic figurine at times.

The masseuse he was sent to was a young guy, Dolph having seen him a few times over the course of filming, but for some reason, the way he dug into the muscle without compunction, his slight frame belying the strength in his fingers - Dolph found himself a little turned on whilst laying face down on the table.

He wasn't the type of person to turn it into something more, had never really thought about guys in that way, though he was now thinking about it... But ignoring his base desire was easy, and he assumed after the massage his hardness would go down on it’s own volition.

It didn’t.

After three hours he was still wound up, too fidgety to sleep and jumped in the shower and slicked himself up.

It was only a matter of time until his hand slid down, teasing himself into full hardness again. He wondered how good his junk would look on the big screen in those tiny leather shorts… a five foot bulge in size at least. A very good size.

He didn’t think much as he played, wasn’t a fantasy kind of guy. He was driven, knew what he wanted and set out at a brutal pace, hand soaped up from the bar that smelt slightly of lavender. Hunched over, the showers needle-like spray hit his back, one hand pressed against the tiles as he just let himself enjoy the moment, the sensation, the calluses on his hands from the weapons training bumping over his sensitive skin and he knew he wouldn’t last long.

Dolph would never breathe a word to anyone at how quickly he came against the wall - it was… not going in the record books - well not in the way he wanted anyway.

JCVD would definitely not get wind of it, on pain of death.

But it did the trick, relaxing him and he was able to sleep soundly afterwards, knowing that he was on the rise to stardom, that this movie would make him a household name and be one of the greatest movies that would become a classic. It was a no brainer.

He also may have seen the masseuse a little more regularly after that...

~*~*~*

Oh Nonnie - this was a hilarious and interesting ride to go on - pretty sure it's completely terrible but I had fun 😂

But also - before I go - let’s not discount Silver Fox Dolph… I mean - he's still got it!

Okay, enough of this frivolity - thanks for the few who stuck to the end (if you managed to even get here!)

Love you all - and especially my amazing Nonnies (who have sent me so many amazing Stucky prompts to answer) I swear I will get there when life settles down a little!!

[ao3feed-connor]

Short Stories!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ggDhw3

by StarWrites613

This is a collection of Short Stories I've created! They are all x Reader, though some are platonic, and they all have varying characters! My main fandoms are Sanders Sides, Markiplier Egos, Jacksepticeye Egos, Undertale, Trollhunters, and Harry Potter, but I am willing to write for more! I do take requests so feel free to ask for a certain character/fandom! I do not do NSFW, but if you have a specific story in mind or just a simple idea I'll gladly do it!

Words: 41220, Chapters: 13/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), jacksepticeye, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Sanders Sides (Web Series), Undertale (Video Game), Camp Camp (Web Series), Cuphead (Video Game), Trollhunters - Daniel Kraus & Guillermo del Toro, Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Damien | The Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier?), Abe | The Detective (Who Killed Markiplier?), Sean McLoughlin, Mark Fischbach, Wade, Bob, Tyler Scheid, Ethan Nestor, darkiplier, Chase Brody, Mettaton (Undertale), Antisepticeye - Character, Thomas Sanders (Video Blogging RPF), Thomas Sanders' Friends, Joan, Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Max (Camp Camp), Science Camp Neil (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp), Gwen (Camp Camp), Space Kid | Neil Armstrong Jr., Nurf Nurfington, Preston Goodplay, Harrison (Camp Camp), Dolph Houston, Quartermaster (Camp Camp), Cuphead (Cuphead), Mugman (Cuphead), King Dice (Cuphead), The Devil (Cuphead), Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel, Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier?), Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?), Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Hank Anderson, Jim Lake Jr. (Tales of Arcadia), Tobias Domzalski (Tales of Arcadia), Claire Nuñez, Blinkous "Blinky" Galadrigal, ARRRGH

Relationships: Harry Potter/Reader, Harry Potter & Reader, Damien | The Mayor/Y/N | The District Attorney (Who Killed Markiplier?), JackSepticEye/Reader, Sean McLoughlin/You, Mark Fischbach/Reader, Markiplier/Reader, Darkiplier/Reader, Chase Brody/Reader, Mettaton/Reader, Thomas Sanders/reader, Roman Sanders/Reader, Max (Camp Camp)/Reader, Max (Camp Camp) & Reader, Cuphead (Cuphead)/Reader, Jim Lake Jr. (Tales of Arcadia)/Reader

Additional Tags: x Reader, All female pov so far, Requests, I write way too much, hope y'all like this

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ggDhw3