#doing a thing. thats too vague. and mmmmmmm

[readingwriter92]

I don’t like when thing I thought would take all night doesn’t take all night. Bc on the one hand. I want to be done with it. Fuck work. Brain is mean and life is hard id love some free time. But on the other. I’m worried I’ve done everything wrong and I should spend more time testing stuff except I’m lazy and don’t want to

[bicep-naruto]

all of the vaguely nsfw asks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You will be the death of me @boof-kun

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes, but not by a lot! I think if you love someone’s personality, you’ll love their appearance as well!

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

I certainly think so, as long as it’s real and fulfilling :P

3. Are you a virgin?

Yeet

4. Are you in a relationship?

Nah

5. Are you in love?

I am in love with a lot of things (you are one of them)

6. Are you single this year?

I am!!

7. Can you commit to one person?

If they catch my attention, then yes!

8. Describe your crush

I don’t have one, but I’m sure they look lovely. (My standards are too high for my own good)

9. Describe your perfect mate

I’d like to think they are a huge sweetheart despite appearances, and they see me as their equal! I’m a bit strange so it would be lovely if they embraced that and loved me for who I amo~

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really~

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Yep yep!!

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

I like to give second chances, so yes~

13. Do you get jealous easily?

I do... >_

14. Do you have a crush on anyone>?

Nah

15. Do you have any piercings?

I have 7! I have a nose piercing, and my ears are triple pierced :P

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Nah

17. Do you like kissing in public?

hhh no because I see it as an intimate thing

20. Do you shower every day?

No!! It’s bad for your hair!!!

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Nope

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably not?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I wouldn’t cheat, but I would worry that I bore my partner...

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No lmao

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Nah

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Ye

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Sadly no (that stuff is so romantic I would just die tbh)

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Nah

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Do you take me for a fool

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

I have, but I can change anything I don’t like about myself naturally!!

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yeh 

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Not unrequited love, more like like?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

n o

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

also n o

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeah but not romantically

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

no but my best friend liked me (it was a bit... strange)

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

YEAH

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

yeah

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yep yep

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

no and i don’t plan to

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I’ve never kissed anyone,,,

43. How long was your longest relationship?

nonexistent

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

does my cat count

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

probably none

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

none lmao

47. How old are you?

halfway to 30 :^)

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Go for them my dude

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

HHHHH THEYRE PROBABLY TOO CUTE 

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

mmmmmmm no

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

YOU

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

this one guy cuz he dumb (all boys i’ve known are... dumb...)

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

lowkey but not really

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

that one kid in kindergarten who said i looked like a boy

55. Share a relationship story.

my guy friend in 3rd grade hit my butt really hard on purpose

56. State 8 facts about your body

soft, worm, squish, smol (cant think of anything else lol)

57. Things you want to say to an ex

I don’t have any lmao

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

hmm,,,doing something to catch my attention, talking to me often, bicep, teddy bear sweetheart, NOT DUMB

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

u know what i look like ;)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

i’ve never had a partner but i would allow no more than 5

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their eyes or hair

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

hhhhhh????? idk??? (message me and i might tell you i guess?????)

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Sex in my book is like combing bodies, so succ doesnt count

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Flirting, kissing or doing sexy times with another human besides your partner

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

maybe i would know if i did it lmao

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

nuzzle

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

simple stuffs, like coffee or books or watching a scary movie... or just chilling with them in general!!

68. What is your sexual orientation?

idk man (boys are nice though)

69. What turns you off?

being a jerk

70. What turns you on?

confidence!

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

hm never had one

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

thats a secret ;)

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

idk... being a perhaps... moral human being

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

i want my partner to keep me excited and on my toes!!

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

given me drawings!! (psst its you)

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

showered them in food, writing, and hugs

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

it doesn’t really matter but don’t do things to minors hhh

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

nothing you don’t already know teehee

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

probably a few weeks ago just cuz im petty

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

this afternoon

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

you, ryuji sakamoto, akira kurusu, goro akechi, yusuke kitagawa

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my frond

83. Who was your first kiss with?

idk yet fam

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

im bad at talking

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

only if i could see them in person often

Thanks for asking~~