#dogs dont have any right to complain 😭‼️😵‍💫

[ihavemanyhusbands]

The skanky new pfp?? You left me with no choice...

John should actually pray to the Lord every possible moment for not putting us in the same universe where we might have had the possibility to meet due to the fact that i would make the man drain himself every single day. Oh you're shooting blanks at this point? That falls outside of my jurisdiction. You're tired of coming on your abdomen and need to explode inside of me instead? Intriguing, but no. Do 50 naked pushups and i might consider. You don't like me flirting with other men? Dogs don't have any rights to complain, now watch me bite my lip as i touch his shoulder. I want to ruin his life and kiss the scar tissue on his right arm. Hope that clarifies things ☺️

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