#doesnt really help me sleep but it makes me all flustered and warm and fuzzy inside

[roseytoesy]

this is a transcription of an amazing audio @novorehere shared with us on the Voreville server. The creator of the audio is unknown though. I plan to use some of these lines in a story for my two best friends soon.

hm? Hey, there little one. Awwww you look so tired. Rough Day? Ya, ya me too. It's okay now though, we can relax together. aw, I missed you, I missed you so much.

come up, come on climb up here. let-lemme just, lemme just pick you up for a little bit. lemme just get a better look at cha.

*some quiet laughter*

oh, w-wh-whats funny? oh, hah. it's just that it-it kinda...tickles when you walk on my palm like that. its... it's kinda cute actually. you're jus- you're just so small, and so precious an-and you trust me enough to let me hold you like this. I-just-it means so much to me. just hold this little life in my hands and to keep you safe and sound.

awwwww.

*light little kissing sounds X 4* ajksdfjasdhfhashf had to take a break afte this my heart was busrting and we havent even reached the vore...

awww I get to-get to hug you but I-I-I suppose this-this is the best I can do.

*loud heartbeat* this is in the background for the rest of the audio

It's ok, It's ok I gotcha... I gotcha.

Can you- can you feel my heartbeat from there? Mmmm. ya, there you go. just snuggle up there.

*starts to hum Dream a little Dream of me* this is a cute song, 0.75-speed works best here cause it matches the slow humming of the audio.

h-heya... I think I know somewhere- somewhere better you can rest. somewhere safe and soft and warm. oh shhh shhh shhh. You'll-you'll see. you'll see, y-y-you trust me, right?

mhm, it's ok. it's ok. you'll be safe and sound. s' nowhere safer. Don't be-don't be scared. no place safer.

*swallowing sound and stomach growling*

haaaahhh~ you-y-y-your ok down there right? ya, you got down there ok?

that's good. is it all right down there? all soft and spongy I bet. you can probably hear my heartbeat all around you down there, can't you? don't worry, don't worry, you're safe. ?? can't hurt chu in there.

heh, I-I can feel you, I can feel you... moving around down in there. you're right... r-right here. right here actually. hmmm can you feel that? heh those are my fingers from the outside. I can feel you right there. just leaning against the wall right there.

do-don't worry about ...churning a little bit like that. th-that's ok. my-my tummy just thinks you're a little snack. y-you'll be ok though. you'll be ok, I promise.

Aw, i-is that a yawn I hear? awww, th-that's ok. it's ok I know you're tired. you can sleep. y-you can sleep. I-I'll- I'll be right here. I'll be right here, right around you. I'll be here when you wake up.

sweet dreams little one. Sleep well.

*one last little kissing sound*

*audio of the heartbeat and stomach churning around us fades and the audio ends.*

[hallow-moons]

Obey Me! In an

Ice bath

Lucifer

Why? Just why he asks.

Takes a lot of convincing to get him to agree to put his whole body in fridged water.

He's the Avatar of Pride so of course he gets in all in one fell swoop.

But you can see that eye twitching.

He is regretting every life choice up to this point.

Still tries to take it like a champ though.

"Ok you can get out now." ...he just sits there.

Says its because he's still fine.

But its because he cant move.

Beel has to come in and pick him up out of the water.

Luci is just silently seething for the next week.

Mammon

"Why would the Great Mammon do something like that!?"

You have to give him the biggest puppy dog eyes to get him to agree.

Screams as soon as he puts one foot in the ice bath.

"NO NONONO NO NOOOOO"

"I'm just gonna try to pee to warm up anything..."

"You'd better be so grateful you damn human! You're the only person I'd do this shit for!"

Shivers the entire time even though it makes it worse.

Has a temporary mental break part way through.

Just cries.

Literally flies out of the tub once the time is up.

Does not speak to you for a whole week.

Levianthan

Probably swims in the aquarium with Henry so he's ok with it.

Also he sleeps in a tub. So why not?

He's just flustered that you get to see him shirtless.

When he finally gets comfortable, his demon form comes out.

His tail just lighting wagging over the side of the tub like a mermaid.

He's in his element and forgets that this even some sort of challenge.

Just scrolls through his phone looking at anime stuff.

"You can get out now."

"Huh? Oh I forgot I was in here... I'm fine though. I'll get out later."

You have to make him get out so you can make the others do it.

Then he just goes and gets in the tank with Henry.

Satan

"Why on earth would I put myself through that..?"

You'll have to promise to buy him a ton of books or a whole ass cat to get him to agree.

Or tell him that Lucifer did it and now Satan HAS to show him up.

"...If that ass can do I can do it better."

Sticks his foot in and immediately starts cursing.

Just a color string of cuss words for about 10 minutes.

Honestly after that, the water gets hot. He is so angry that the water temperature rises.

"... is it supposed to burn?... it's burning?!"

Is angry at himself for agreeing and and pissed that he failed.

"Put more ice in it!!"

Actually, you'd better have his reward ready by the time he gets out of the bath. His is pissed.

Asmodeus

Stares at you in pure confusion for a moment.

"Absolutely not! Why would you even think about making me do such a thing to my beautiful skin?!?"

Puts one toe in and immediately screams both lungs out of his chest.

*sobbing* MC whhhyyy would you make me do this!? You're so meeeeaaannn!"

You're gonna have to promise him a real good night in bed.

Cries and just complains about how bad this has to be for his skin.

Play some music for him in the background. That may help.

Google some facts and tell him that this is actually good for his skin!

"It constricts the blood flow which gives your skin a healthier glow!"

He just looks at you in disbelief.

For once, he doesnt care how good it can be for his appearance.

Just cries some more as Beel hauls him out of the tub.

Gets him some fuzzy blankets and a heater so he doesnt completely hate you.

Beelzebub

Is not surprised in the slightest. He already takes ice baths since he works out.

Plus he has had to get both Lucifer and Asmo out of the tub.

At this point, it's not really a challenge for him and you just get to see him in swim wear.

"I mean, yeah, it's a little chilly, but not bad... why is this a challenge?"

Up the ante by giving him a slushie or ice cream to induce brain freeze.

That's going to be the only way to get a reaction out him.

"Oh... oh brain freeze... oww..."

Continues to do his thing.

No one can hold a candle to Beel on this.

Belphegor

"...why in the nine HELLS would I do that?"

Honestly, probably a bad idea to talk Belphie into doing this.

He'll probably fall asleep in the bath and die.

Beel would have to pick him up and throw Belphie in the ice bath.

But Beel isn't going to do that to his little brother.

You have to promise him all the cuddles and naps as a reward.

He'll only last a few minutes in the bath though.

"...fuck this. It's cold."

You tell him that Lucifer did it. "Yeah, I'd love to see him suffer, but I ain't doing it."

The (Un)datables will be in separate post later! This has to be one of the longer headcanons I've done that wasnt an alphabet list. 😱

[markdaes]

soft bias tag 💕

I was tagged by @osakaprinceyutaa and @a-godchend thank you 💖

1. who’s my bias?

mark lee and kim jongdae!

2. what made you notice him/her?

mark: He is a positively adorable ball of talent! He has so much stage presence and his rapping is amazing! I never thought he would be my bias when I first got into NCT, but he’s so damn amazing ♥️ Also knowing he was also from Canada and hearing him speak English really brought him to my attention!

jongdae: what’s NOT to love about this VOCAL LEGEND? He became my bias around kkb era and blondae stole the show for me 😍 his beautiful voice and his adorable and cheeky personality made me fall in love with him!

3. what’s your favorite thing about him/her?

I love so much about them both!

mark: It’s got to be his sense of responsibility and hard working-ness! He’s so talented and just being in 3 units is already so difficult. The fact that he doesn’t mind, and even likes it makes me love him so much! He gets so many lines and center time in songs in every unit, and also helps write songs! This boy is a prime example of how hard work can bring you places.

jongdae: his caring nature! When I see him with other members, I get all warm and fuzzy. He’s positively AMAZING. The way he takes care of the other members, and the love he has for everyone... I love it!

4. who would initiate skinship more?

It would definitely be me. i love skinship with people i care about! mark and jongdae to be honest aren’t the touchiest members of nct/exo but theyre not opposed to it!

5. who would hog the blankets more

(me) im a blanket hog ahaha

6. who would be more clingy?

uhh honestly me. maybe jongdae a little. i dont think mark is that clingy

7. who would say i love you first?

me again! im super affectionate and i always say i love you to people.

8. who would be more easily flustered?

oof between me and mark, it would be mark! the boy gets all flustered and giggly way too easily. between jongdae and i, it would be me! 

9. what cuddling position would you two have?

for either off them, id love to sit on their lap and play with their hair and lie against their chest! or just lie down in their arms, i love all cuddles~

10. which colors remind u of them?

ehhhh yellow? jongdae is my sunshine and yellow makes me think of him! also mark is a lil ball of happiness and he looks soo cute in yellow. red also reminds me of mark!

11. which season would you like to spend with them?

fall and winter! im a cuddle bug and id love to hangout with them over winter break as well. i was tempted to say summer because mark is a ball of sunshine and his birthday is in august~ but i remembered that he loves snow and misses canada. i’d love to spend christmas and the winterbreak on a snowy day cuddling with mark lee!

12. who would bake cookies and who would steal the batter?

mark would (attempt to) bake them and i would steal them (also because hes a horrible cook)! jd and i would try to bake together but would never get them done becauses wed keep messing around!

13. which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

we’d all make equally bad puns to be honest, and we’d all laugh at them but also make fun of the other for bad puns

14. who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?

me! (neither of. them have pets and thats unfortunate 😕 but neither do i)

15. which one of you would nearly burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a poptart and who would come to the rescue?

MARK LEE ASJKDHAHS this boy doesnt know his way around a kichen and its both horrifying and hilarious

16. who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?

me and jd would both asjkdhs, mark would pull me back

17. what would watching a horror movie with them be like?

cuddling. fyi im horrible with horror movies. jongdae would make fun of me for it smh. mark would too but hed also be terrified ajksdhkshd

18. who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

jd is both, mark is the cheesy flirt

19. who would be more competitive?

jongdae and mark both!

20. who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink water, etc.)

both of them ♥️ kim jongdae is so caring and would definitely give consant reminders like that! mark lee is also really responsible and would totally worry about his s/o (like he does with all of nct dream!)

21. who send memes and who sends cute “i miss u” texts at 3 am?

i send both, mark sends cute i miss u texts, jongdae sends memes. maybe memes that says he misses me. does mark know what a meme is?

I’ll tag @toll-child @bang-kim-bap @laloserr and @darlingjongdae !