#doesn’t happen with quorn. so i eat quorn lol
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Eating a quorn chicken sandwich with the wikipedia article for quorn open & feeling like that one person’s wikipedia boyfriend
#i was like. quorn is a fungus right? ….yes; yes it is#i probably shouldn’t be surprised that world war one was when people started experimenting with eating mycoproteins#like that is the time period to be looking at the mold on your wall thinking ‘can it possibly be worse than what i’m currently eating?#and also if it kills me at least i died for science instead of the endless fucking war’#also kind of fascinating to me that most people who eat quorn are meat eaters#i mean case in point is me lol but that’s just because i have textural issues with some types of meat; specifically w/ how it’s prepared#i hate meat mince but i love veggie mince. and i also don’t like sliced chicken because the way they make it sometimes traps water in#so you get these random chewy bits and if i find one in my sandwich it just ruins my whole day#doesn’t happen with quorn. so i eat quorn lol#it doesn’t really taste the same but it doesn’t taste Bad and more importantly i don’t have to worry about the texture#tl;dr on all levels including physical i am somebody’s boring non-vegetarian quorn eater wikipedia boyfriend#personal
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