#does this make me the weirdo? That i relate to luis?

[thecodeveronica]

Okay so nobody will care about this but me, but I'm gonna ramble about what I would do if I was in charge of coordinating another Resident Evil chapter for Dead by Daylight, if I could do whatever I wanted with it

New Map: Spencer Mansion Iconic, and not visually like anything else already in DBD. I love RPD as a map and location in general, but I was one of those people who really wanted Spencer Mansion to be the map when RE got added to DBD, so yeah. It'd obviously be a two-floor map, and I'm sure people would unfairly whine about it being confusing just like they did RPD, but to be fair, Spencer Mansion doesn't exist in HD for them to just straight up reuse like RPD was, so surely it'd be scaled a little more appropriately for a game like Dead by Daylight... maybe

New Killer: Alexia Ashford Power: uhhh idk honestly lmao, but something involving insects since that's one of the defining aspects of her and her boss fight. Maybe involve fire somehow too since she also used that. I'll be honest, I don't have a solid gameplay idea here, but Alexia would be my top Killer pick since another female killer is cool to add, her design is cool, and nobody else uses bugs in the Killer roster.

New Survivors: Billy Coen and Steve Burnside Yes, I know, nobody gives a shit about Steve but me lol. But a) this is my fantasy post and b) it'd be weird to have a Code: Veronica Killer but no accompanying Survivor from that game and Claire was already added as a legendary skin (which I'm kinda mad about still because it means I'll never have OG RE2 or Code: Veronica cosmetics for her, grrr). Honestly, I'd give him at least one meme-y type of perk for people to be goofy with because good lord does Steve do some dumb shit in CV (/affectionate), and some kind of perk related to the spoiler thing that happens to him later in the game (if you know, you know).

Billy is there also because he's one of my faves, he rounds out the other previous RE Survivors in DBD having their partner characters (Rebecca doesn't have anyone unless you count Chris, I... guess?), and he's pretty much the only other major "old-style" RE protagonist left not in the game already, and I like to focus on those games more than the later stuff. He could also have some perks related to things memorable from RE0, like the goofy item dropping mechanic; maybe a perk that relates to that or chests somehow. And a teamwork perk (like the Thalita/Renato ones) to tie into the way you played as Billy and Rebecca together.

New Survivor Legendary Skins: Ashley Graham and Luis Serra Navarro Ashley would be a legendary skin for Rebecca, and Luis for Leon. They would obviously be their superior RE4 remake versions. Honestly, I could easily make a case for a whole RE4-centric chapter too (and that would be way more marketable lol), but if not that, then I'd love to see these two as legendaries.

New Killer Legendary Skins: Alfred Ashford and Mr. X Alfred would be a legendary skin for Alexia, and Mr. X for Nemesis. The fact that Mr. X isn't in DBD as a skin yet is nuts to me. Yeah yeah, he doesn't use the tentacle like Nemesis, but nobody really cares so long as they are playing as Mr. X. Meanwhile, Alfred doesn't really fit power-wise for an Alexia skin either, but I just think he's neat :)

New Cosmetics: RE4 Remake sweater dress for Ada RE4 Remake pinstripe suit for Leon RE4 Remake "romantic" outfit for Ashley RE0 leather outfit for Rebecca RE0 suit (the yakuza-looking one) for Billy RE4 (original) look for Luis (for the weirdos who like his old design better lmao)

This would be a larger level change, but I'd also let players toggle Legendary skins to show up on the character select screen. Like, you could set Carlos to show up instead of Leon's portrait if you have him. And as an even bigger change, I'd change how Legendary skins work to let them have their own skins too, so then I could get a Code: Veronica outfit Claire and a Christmas sweater for Carlos :3

[thesweetestspot]

Freak alert! Who are the weirdest weirdos in Evermore?

... i have to pick?

hm, well i suppose it depends on the definition of freak. because there are fun freaks, like luis, and there are.... freak freaks, like those i'm listing here as my top three.

this is all in good fun- isn't it? ;-)

i'm just going to go ahead and give you readers a two-for-one special here and say the pines twins. "oh, but everyone loves the twins!" ... do they though? do they really? from what i've observed, dipper is a self-destructive borderline basket case who spends more time jerking off "ghost-infested" artifacts than he does jerking off himself. his obsession with the unknown is the reason why no one even knows who he is- it's kind of depressing. mabel is an example of why the concept of never growing up should be something that stays within fairytales... i don't know if she thinks it's charming or quirky, but someone needs to show her that the world is not sunshine and rainbows all the damn time. her positivity gives me tooth aches. while she's not nearly as much of a freak as dipper, she's related to him, which in turn dooms our little ball of joy. so sad.

shona samhain. has anyone... actually seen her in real life? or is she a beautiful figment of this towns psychedelic imagination? i swear, i've only ever heard her name whispered amongst the residents of town... but i have never seen her in the flesh myself. she seems like a little devil, from what the rumor mill spins, but she is definitely into some really weird shit and i don't know if that terrifies me or excites me... probably both.

hades aidoneus. doesn't this dude literally work in a fucking funeral home? WILLINGLY? anyone that is consciously able to make the decision to work around dead bodies every day is automatically deemed a freak in my eyes- no ifs, ands, or buts. does he, like, smell like a corpse? has anyone ever smelt him? i wouldn't advise getting within a ten foot radius but... someone has to know.

@dbldipper @ladymabeltcn @samhainmade @hadesaidxneus

(mention: @faiirytalcs )

[notsodailycake]

Ah, Luis. People either call him a simp, or they like him. I personally have come to the conclusion that if he wasn’t in love with Vanessa, he would’ve saved everyone a LOT of…problems.

I do want to know why Luis was moved, though. Maybe the writers thought he would be too close too Vanessa. (“Apparently, the IT department has put together a pretty lengthy report chronicling non-job-related communications that have been coming to your computer.”)

Honestly yeah probably. But looking back, it was a bit of love at first sight for him, which can happen. Happened to me- tho it was one sided

And looking deeper, he mentioned how before at his younger years, he didn't have any experience like dating or hanging out since he was always so focused on work and just...didn't know how to socialise really. So I'd assume he's something like me i guess

Or as far i can relate, i can't seem to find myself loving someone, i did a few times but well, never worked out. Idk i guess i can kinda relate to him not sure. When you start to love someone but you never had experience with it before. You cant help but act a bit weirdly 😅

And it seems like he truly didn't know how to handle those emotions, but that didn't change his care for her.

But yeah, he is a simp, but i dont see why ppl make him out to be bad, i mean yeah he was a bit weird, but that's what you usually do when in love. You see things through a rose tinted glass, it doesn't even have to be romantic....trust me i would know

For me personally, i feel like them making him have a crush was a way to make so Vanessa would be able to get away with what she did even if where she worked at would be vigilant bout it, plus it was a creative way to show what she was doing and what was happening without outright telling you like fnaf usually is with lore. But that doesn't mean it was unnatural either, he liked her bright personality, how she looked and everything as he says in the emails, that was what attracted him to her, and its not a bad thing, bc that does happen, ppl do fall in love with others that way, usually just a crush, but it happens. Personality and looks is what attracts others to you, or have you attracted to that person

And that was also a great start to introducing her, have someone who wants to be close to her so to point out indirectly to the fans how she started to change and how she was affected. As then luis starts to point out how slowly she changed

It's implied they talked alot before, and were close colleagues at work so it wasn't out of nowhere or superficial imo.

And like many say he's a creepy hell even a incel. But i dont see it that way? They seem to skim some parts of the whole thing. He genuinely seemed to care for her, even when she never accepted his request to go out for coffee, he was never rude or mean about that. And he was really worried about her, how she suddenly started to change, how her brightmess left her and she started to do questionable things, and not just in a "she's my crush ofc i will care" sure it started like that, but he slowly started to sink in worry about how much she was changing, and not in a good way

I mean yeah, i can agree the fake boyfriend thing seemed weird, but we don't know how close they are by now. I'd honestly say he was probably close enough to see through her lies

This kinda turned into a long rant sorry 😅

[constantlyirksome]

In Euphoria 1x03: Rue Gets a Grip, and Kat Loses Hers.

This week’s Euphoria got really weird in a few different ways, with certain scenes dabbling in the surreal, and we get a glimpse at some of the weird things people on the internet get off to which I fully believe are real. Craziest of all, a drug dealer takes a moral high ground.

After Rue’s near-miss last week with a dangerous dealer and some harder drugs than she’s used to, she and everyone around her take notice of what this downward spiral means for her, and where she’ll end up if she doesn’t stop. The show makes a socially conscious choice to stop glamourizing or romanticizing drug use (that was kind of the idea in the premier) and drives home some harsh truths to both Rue and any impressionable viewers. Rue’s mum, Jules, even her dealer Fezco all make efforts to stop Rue from destroying herself, but it’s the words from a fellow Narcotics Anonymous member whose words carry the most weight.

Ali is first seen watching skeptically Rue claims her 60 day chip, rightfully not believing she’d been sober that long. He even knew she was on something while she was on stage. After a few probing questions about Rue’s overdose, who found her (her sister) and how (passed out and seizing), he drives his point hard…

��You got me thinking about what that does to a thirteen-year-old, what that moment would do to somebody, how it affects their life, how they form relationships, fall in love, living with the fear that at any moment the rug could be ripped out from under them…”

The speech is chilling, delivered almost casually by Colman Domingo. In a sea of pleas for Rue to cut the bullshit, this one is the most convincing and based in experience. It’s Jules that Rue ultimately wants to get clean for, not her family or herself, which could be seen as romantic but really isn’t. The slightest dent in their relationship, a tiny fight, sends Rue spinning back to score from her dealer.

There’s a lot of strain on Rue and Jule’s budding friendship already, Rue’s sobriety, her crush on her friend, Jule’s relationship with a guy she’s never met. It’s messy but there’s purity there, two weirdos bonding on the fringe. They have really sweet moments, but ultimatums and secrets are no way to build a friendship. (Still rooting for them though.)

The end of the episode has Rue at Fezco’s door to take some of her pain after kissing Jules and bolting. Fez, however, denies her entry and refuses to sell anymore to Rue. She rightfully pointed out that he was the one selling to her from the start, and she’s in the position she’s in because of him. It’s a true statement born out of desperation, which eventually turns into insults and then pleas. It’s as raw and wild as Zendaya has played so far and it was a breathtaking, heartbreaking thing to watch. It does make you think, while Fez isn’t actively abusing women or doing any of the other heinous things every other male character is doing, he’s not faultless. He has played a huge role in Rue’s downfall and probably the downfall of many others as well. Shutting Rue out however might lead to a redemption arc worth watching.

The other leading lady this episode was Kat, who is discovering her power through her sexuality. Now I want to stop to say, she’s underage so all of her actions are suspect, especially since she condemned child porn last week. But it was still highly entertaining to watch her morph into this badass, who’s discovering men ain’t shit so she may as well make some money off of them. She buys new outfits, posts videos and kinky photos. Things get super weird when she does her first Skype-cam-session-thing with a very awkward man in a diaper who likes it when she makes fun of his tiny junk. It’s disturbing and amusing, and creepy. All of these things register on Kat’s face. You remember not only is this her first time being confronted like that, but this guy is exposing himself (unknowingly) to a minor. This is where Euphoria skirts around what’s taboo and what’s expectable when it comes to portraying teen sexuality. It comes down to personal values and experience but scenes like this have a big chance of pushing an audience member away entirely. You wouldn’t be wrong to be creeped out, or triggered. You have to ask yourself is this teaching us anything about sex that we didn’t already know or are they just being gross.

This episode pulled back a bit (Skype guy excluded), which made it a bit more entertaining. Some beautiful editing also offset the darkness, music, and the adding of some creative/absurd elements took the sting out of what was happening to Rue. Kat’s past as the leader of 1D Harry/Luis shippers is hysterical, and the actual anime-style footage of a Larry fanfic was both uncomfortable and transfixing. Her dream of her tumblr followers coming to save her from her mundane school like warriors was sad but relatable and beautifully shot and edited. It took away some of her cool factor, reminded us of her age but in a positive way, that not everything in high school is super dark.

The episodes highlight comes from another strange scene, a cutaway where Rue gives a classroom-based lecture on the ins and outs (and in agains) of dick pics. Categorising the horrifying, terrifying, and acceptable. I fully want to take a semester of classes where Zendaya teaches me lessons such as these. How to avoid Charlie Mansons and sword wielders, and how to find and appreciate the perfect dick pic.

Net week will probably move the focus back to Jule’s story with Nate and his dad, which is dicey territory but this episode gave me a bit of hope that, while not perfect, Euphoria is a little better equipped to deal with these issues than we first thought.

[omgmykpopfictionsandstuff]

It all comes to this

5 ans a cacher son mariage, à attendre la fin de son contrat… et au final elle n’avait simplement plus le courage. Aujourd’hui elle était en interview avec Tiffany pour parler ensemble de la vie après la KPOP avec Ellen. Elle était simplement assise là à écouter Tiffany parler quand Ellen l’interrompit.

 “Excuse me sweetheart. But there’s someone who just arrived and she’s gonna takeover this interview.” Ellen se leva pour laisse rune sublime noiraude entré. “The floor’s yours” dit Ellen calmement

 La noiraude hocha la tête et la foule s’écria telle des fans en furies. La noiraude s’assit alors qu’Ellen s’installa dans le publique vachement contente de l’effet de la petite dame. Une robe rouge coller a ses formes un sublime décolleté dans le dos dévoilant les tatouages dans son dos. Elle avait un maquillage très sombre et un rouge à lèvres matte rouge intense. Tout ça n’avait que pour effet rendre ses yeux verts plus intenses. Elle avait ce sourire ravageur et se posa sur le bord de son fauteuil. Amber avait le cœur au bord des lèvres et Tiffany n’en croyait pas ses yeux.

 « Good evening ladies. » Elle sourit « I’m Mona » Elle rit en entendant la foule hurler « So Ellen said I could come interview anytime I wanted, if I was sure I wanted to reconvert into a talkshow host » Elle prit un petit carnet et rit doucement quand Tiffany se pinça le bras

“I’m not Diana sweetheart.” Mona sourit

“No offenses but you’re so inspirational!” dit Tiffany “You had two kids, raised them on your own and managed, to have such an enormous career.”

“Wrong information sweetheart.” Elle rit puis ouvrit son carnet “Let us delve into the more dark subjects. Dating.”

“Now that we’re free from the no-dating policy I think we could finally live…” Tiffany sourit

“Really ?” Morganna se tourna vers Amber “So… ?”

“Morganna…” Amber roula des yeux “You really wanna do this ?”

“I’ve been patient.” Morganna rit un peu “But they’re asking questions now so, either you answer or you don’t. I don’t care, its all up to you?”

“You know eachother ?” Tiffany demanda avec un peu de candeur dans la voix

 Amber se leva et prit la main de Morganna, même en talons aiguilles la petite irlandaise était plus petite et Amber soupira en riant nerveusement. Morganna caressa sa joue en riant. Elle s’apprêta a reculer, mais Amber la bascula en arrière pour l’embrasser avec passion. Elle redressa l’irlandaise et sortit de sa poche une bague qu’elle mit à son doigt.

 « My wife. » Fit Amber en montrant Morganna… « I said it… »

“You said it…” Morganna rit “Now we can tell the boys.”

“Oh god where are our sons ?” Amber was freaking out

“Jackie and Ian are taking care of them.” Morganna rit “Ellen you can come back, I’ve said what I wanted!”

“All right” Ellen revint calmement et Morganna s’apprêta a partir quand Amber la retint

« Stay… » marmonna Amber

« Heck, I know little to nothing about Kpop… » murmura Morganna

“I call bullshit.” Amber s’assit et prit Morganna sur ses genoux

“Oh !! How about you test the Kpop knowledge !”

 On lança un medley et Tiffany Amber et Morganna se levèrent. Le medley commença avec Gee et Morganna et Tiffany dansèrent en riant. Amber regardant de loin. On passa Nu Abo et les trois femmes dansèrent. Puis on passa quelques autres classiques quand une chanson irlandaise joua et Morganna prit le centre de la scène pour faire de la danse irlandaise en louboutin de 15 cm faisant halluciner Tiffany et Ellen. Morganna s’arrêta à la fin de la chanson et s’inclina en riant.

 « You’re unreal… » fit Tiffany

« Nah. » Morganna rit « I’ve just got a killer balance. » Morganna s’assit sur les genoux d’Amber

 --

  Amber s’était assise devant la caméra avec son fils sur les genoux et Morganna arriva avec le plus petit des deux.

 « Hi guys…. Soo live on instgram right now… » Amber souleva son aîné qui fixa Morganna s’installer

« Wanna go to mommy ? » soupira Amber

“No.” le petit garcon remonta simplement la couverture sur son petit frère “He catchy cold..”

« OH my heart…. » couina Amber

« He does this often. » dit Mona en souriant “Sooo our marriage, sons and all that jazz…”

“I’ll make a video for the explanations… I just wanted you guys to meet our sons…” dit-elle “Mona did all the work…”

“You supported me.” Morganna rit quand l’aîné s’assit entre elles et tendit les bras vers son frère, Morganna posa donc le plus jeune dans ses bras

« Quickly… Oldest is 3 and half, youngsest is just one. » dit Amber

“Called Jason and Niall” dit Morganna “Jason” montra l’aîné “Niall’ montrant le bébé “Our lil’ fellas.”

 Quelques jours plus tard Amber s’installa devant l’ordinateur pour voir le nombre d’articles scandaleux révélant sa relation avec Morganna. Amber haussa simplement les épaules quand elle leva les yeux pour voir sa femme, dans son t-shirt, sur la pointe des pieds dévoilant un petit string noir, en dentelle, prendre une boite de biscuits et la rejoindre. Ses cheveux tombaient sur ses épaules en ondulations hasardeuse et son visage démaquillé donnait à ses tâches de rousseurs toute la liberté de transparaître. Oui. Accepter de dévoilé son mariage en valait le coup. Elle se pencha pour prendre un biscuit et soupira enamourée.

 « I fucking love you. » dit-elle

“And you’ll love me evenmore…” dit Morganna en se penchant vers son Oreille “We are all alone tonight. No boys.” Dit-elle

“How ?!” Amber haussa les sourcils

“Wellllllllllllll Diana is in town and she said we could use some time alone, so… the boys are gonna stay at hers, Jackie is with them, Ian is too.. don’t worry. Diana raised three girls on her own… our boys won’t be a problem” dit Morganna

“Remind me to bow down to god…” dit Amber en attrapant les hanches de son épouse

“God, that’s me.” Dit Morganna “But I’d love to see you on your knees.”

“You’re a weirdo.” Dit Amber

“And you love it.” Dit Morganna en caressant sa joue

« I fucking love it. » dit-elle « You could do anything to me that I would beg for more… »

“I know.” Dit Morganna en s’en allant “Be ready to suffer love, they’re picking them up in half an hour.”

 Amber avala de travers….

 -

 Haletante et en sueur, Amber regardait sa belle noiraude, dans le même état qu’elle, lui sourire.

 « That’s why we’re married… » marmonna Amber

“I was gonna say the same thing.” Morganna se blottit dans ses bras “Oh by the way… I think Elrick got married.”

“Pray for that poor boy who married Satan.” Dit Amber

“You just don’t like him because I kissed him.” Dit Morganna

“Yeah… well nonetheless he’s Satan.” Dit Amber en riant

“I thought that was supposed to be Samael.” Nota Morganna

“Both are threats… you’re not gay.” Dit Amber

“Well I married you and not them.” Dit Morganna “So I’m very gay in my book.”

“… fair…” Amber rit et embrassa son front “So when are Jason and Niall back ?”

“In three days…” dit Morganna.

“So … “Amber sourit

“We can fuck everywhere, no one will burst in.” Morganna sourit

“Cue to the memory of your poor roommate when we started dating….” Dit Amber en riant

“Poor Zhen…” Morganna rit

“God…” Amber fixa son telephone “They married off Donghae for business…” Amber soupira “Poor oppa…”

“Maybe he’ll be lucky…” Morganna fixa l’article “Oh yeah he’s lucky… he’s marrying Sayuri Hanako. She’s the Japanese BoA.”

“Poor Donghae, he wanted a big lovestory… Oh shit… look at that… Heechul announced he was gay… and married…”

“TO MY SÖREN !!!?! Bitch what the fuck ? How ? When ? My poor baby …”

“Is older than you.” Dit Amber

“Still my baby…” Morganna secoua la tête “Speaking of satan there’s sorcery behind this !!”