#does this count as med kink? who knows. i will tag it anyway

[miasmaghoul]

Dew putting on Aether's stethoscope, curling up beside him and slipping that cool metal under Aether's shirt to listen to his heart. Pillowing his head on Aether's bicep and kicking up a purr at the soothing thud thud thud in his ears. Makes his tail beat a matching rhythm against the mattress.

Dew idly moves the scope around, trying to see if different angles change the sound. Across his sternum, the curve of his pecs, even up towards his throat. He doesn't drag it over Aether's nipple on purpose, certainly not, but the moment he does -

"Hah," Aether huffs at the feel of the metal, barely a sound, but it fills Dew's head in stereo. He only pauses for a moment, long enough to blink, and then he tries again. Another gasp is his reward, one that makes Dew hook a leg over Aether's thigh.

"Okay?" He whispers it, breath ghosting over Aether's clothed shoulder. The other ghoul hums in the affirmative, and the rumble of it hits so deep that Dew's eyes flutter. "I can hear so much," he mutters, unheard over the rush of blood and breath filling his ears. "I wonder..."

Dew shifts, gliding the scope back to the place where Aether's heart thumps its steady song, but his other hand travels. Travels down the swell of Aether's belly, deft fingertips pressing into his softest spots, and to his delight that thumping gets just a touch faster.

"Dew, what -"

Dewdrop shushes him with a quick finger pressed to Aether's open lips, and the other ghoul takes the hint. Dew rewards him with a kiss to the underside of his jaw, with that lovely hand traveling down, down, down to -

"Oh."

It's let out on a sigh, as quiet as Aether can manage when Dew's hand cups him through his boxers. A warm palm right where it belongs, rubbing and caressing and coaxing soft flesh to slowly fill out more and more.

"How fast will it get?" Dew whispers, scooching close enough to bury his nose in Aether's throat. Counting every beat, warmth blooming low in his gut with each passing second. "If I play with you like this," he murmurs into stubbled skin, gives Aether a nice squeeze that makes him groan, "will it go so fast I can't hear anything but how good I make you feel?"

He rocks his hips against a strong thigh, and Aether holds him very tight.

[worldoftheskeptic]

☆ /s o r r y 😂/

The Ultimate Longest Relationship Tag Ever

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Rebecca. Peter just becomes more and more aggressively sarcastic and it’s kinda sad.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Yeah okay this one’s Peter but when she actually challenges him to do it he wusses out really quickly. Plus it’s hard to make a dramatic exit in a wheelchair when he’s using it.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Hypothetically, Rebecca.Who trashes the house? Peter. He doesn’t mean to but occasionally things collect.Do either of them get physical? Nooope. Peter cannot fight anyone.How often do they argue/disagree? Not often. It’s mostly sullen looks and disappointed comments. They’ll talk it over if they really need to.Who is the first to apologise? Peter. Somehow he found the one woman with a bigger ego than he has. Although to be fair, Egon’s is also bigger.

Sex:

Who is on top? Do these words mean anything in a heterosexual context? Uh, Peter.Who is on the bottom? Rebecca.Who has the strangest desires? Rebecca- well, okay, Peter can be creative too.Any kinks? She likes to bite him, he likes to try to be rough but he’s bad at it and feels like he’s a disappointment. Who’s dominant in bed? Rebecca, but that doesn’t mean Peter never switches things up.Is head ever in the equation? Yeah, sure. I have a vague idea of what this is and I’m pretty sure this leaves out the ladies, Question.If so, who is better at performing it? Peter. I’m so tempted to make a dirty joke right now.Ever had sex in public? No. Bruh nobody in public consented to be in your sex life, please get a bathroom stall at least.Who moans the most? Peter, but he can be quiet if he wants to. Rebecca, however…Who leaves the most marks? ‘Becca Who screams the loudest? Rebecca.Who is the more experienced of the two? Peter you slut.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love because even if they start off all super intense Peter just fucking melts.Rough or soft? Soft. He tries, but soft.How long do they usually last? Ssseven minutes? Depends on if you count foreplay and what kind of freaky stuff they’re doing.Is protection used? Somehow Peter has made it this far in life with no lasting venereal diseases, so not all the time.Does it ever get boring? Even mediocre sex is good sex so not really. Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?  In the car because Kevin and Ray are sleeping dammit.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Nope. They don’t think they could if they tried.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Peter would have settled for one, but it’s a little late now. He’s sort of adopted Kevin and Holtzmann anyway.Who is the favorite parent? Peter I guess.Who is the authoritative parent? Rebecca. Or she tries.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Peter. For psychological reasons. Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Peter. Also psychological reasons. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both, but Peter gets way too into sporting events.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, but Peter usually does something embarrassing and has to convince Rebecca to let him go the next time. Who changes the diapers? They both do, but it took a lot of self-convincing for Pete the first few times.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both of them, then Peter introduces baby too late night television.Who spends the most time with the children? Both of them do.Who packs their lunch boxes? Rebecca because she knows what they’re actually going to need. Peter will let them get away with Twinkies.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Peter. Rebecca watched in horror/interest as Peter angrily debunks the birds and bees metaphor for a half an hour before actually explaining it. Consent when demonic possession is involved also comes up.Who cleans up after the kids? Rebecca. Peter tries to help.Who worries the most? Externally, Rebecca, but Peter’s worry lines don’t come from thin air.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Well either of them, but I’m not sure Peter bothers to censor himself at all. He sounds like a goof when he does.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Peter, always.Who is the little spoon? Rebecca.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Places, Rebecca. Times, Peter.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Peter.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? It depends on the state of Peter’s back and Rebecca’s patience.Who gives the most kisses? Well, since Rebecca saves it for private locations, Peter overall because there are no limits to when he’ll kiss her.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Being sarcastic. And also watching television, reading together, and staring angstily like they’re in Lost In Translation probably.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Peter’s bed, then maybe Rebecca’s couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? PeterHow often do they get time to themselves? Every day

Sleeping:

Who snores? NobodyIf both do, who snores the loudest? Okay if Peter’s got a cold he does snore.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Depends on the night. If they’re together they’re sleeping in the same bed.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Pete’s like…a starfish. What is personal space?Who talks in their sleep? Both, but mostly Rebecca. Pete will say the odd word or two when something super interesting is happening in his head.What do they wear to bed? Peter has his orange pyjamas, Rebecca has half of his shirts.Are either of your muses insomniacs? They both stay up pretty late sometimes, but Rebecca takes the cake here.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Peter generally takes a dose of his pain meds and that’ll put him out. He doesn’t need sleeping pills.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? If Pete’s in bad shape he likes avoiding the pretzel limbs thing. He’ll still snuggle though.Who wakes up with bed hair? Rebecca. Peter doesn’t really have enough hair for it to matter.Who wakes up first? Rebecca, usually. Peter won’t wake until like eleven if he’s allowed to sleep.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Peter did once. Otherwise they don’t do that much.What is their favourite sleeping position? Spoons.Who hogs the sheets? Rebecca.Do they set an alarm each night? Rebecca does. Peter puts in as much effort as he can to sleep through it.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nope. If Pete wanted to fall asleep in front of the television he’d camp out in the living room with Kevin.Who has nightmares? Both, Rebecca more often. Peter day guilts.Who has ridiculous dreams? Peter, but he doesn’t usually remember them.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  It’s kind of a tie?Who makes the bed? Rebecca.What time is bed time? Tomorrow. Well, ten if there’s something important to do the next day.Any routines/rituals before bed? Pills, pyjamas, taking off glasses and making sure they’re on opposite sides of the bed so they don’t get mixed up in the morning.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?  Peter. Definitely Peter.

Work:

Who is the busiest? Rebecca. Who rakes in the highest income? Peter because a.) Make privilege and b.) He’s very good at making money via multiple revenue streams.Are any of your muses unemployed? Not yet. Don’t give Erin any ideas.Who takes the most sick days? Peter. It’s his back.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Peter. The coffee couldn’t wait, okay? It’s a requirement but he brought some for everyone so shut up.Who sucks up to their boss? Hahahaha is it even possible?What are their jobs? Paranormal consultants, both. Peter still works as a psychologist, especially relating to paranormal traumas, and Rebecca…I dunno, research? Catching aliens?Who stresses the most? Uuuuhh… Rebecca.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They love ‘em. And they’d better, if they both have PhDs.Are your muses financially stable? Yeah. Having two roommates helps. The medical bills don’t but Pete makes it and obviously Rebecca’s fine.

Home:

Who does the washing? Rebecca does hers, Pete does his own (but occasionally Ray ends up doing laundry because he’s out and about and Pete has to take care of the animals and not move.)Who takes out the trash? Peter. It’s very manly, like beef jerky and bear wrestling and rooting for the Jets who’ve sucked since like the eighties probably. Who does the ironing? Rebecca does hers, Pete does his. Yes he knows how. It’s not like he’s gonna out perfectly his clothes through the wash to get the wrinkles out when he could just iron them. Although to be fair he had a guy for that when he lived on the Upper West Side. Who does the cooking? Rebecca kinda has to because Pete doesn’t do it Correctly.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Well they’re not morons. They save that for dangerous experiments, obviously.Who is messier? Peter.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Peter.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Pete but he’s gotten better, with the small living space and all.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who forgets to flush the toilet?Who is the prankster around the house? Peter.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Kevin. Don’t ask how.Who mows the lawn? They’re scientists. They don’t have lawns, they have dead house plants. Who answers the telephone? Both. Who has a landline anymore? Who does the vacuuming? Uuuhh Rebecca. It’s probably Kevin at Pete’s house. He does a good job, shut up. Who does the groceries? Peter knows how to grocery, he just finds it annoying when little kids ask why he uses mobility devices. “I was in ‘Nam. It was terrible.”Who takes the longest to shower? Peter somehow. Goddammit stop singing and wash your hair already. Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Rebecca. She had to have some organization in that mess of hair.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nope, and Peter is definitely glad about that.How many cars do they own? One. Peter shouldn’t drive on medication and he lives in New York. Why would he need a car?Do they own their home or do they rent? Peter shares the rent, Rebecca I guess bought her apartment.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? New York is pretty coastal, I’d say. With, you know. The Statue of Liberty? They’re not on the waterfront, but it’s not hard to get there.Do they live in the city or in the country?  About as urban as it gets. Like… you’d have to go to London to get more urban, and even that’s questionable. Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes. Peter jokes about losing strength whenever he leaves the city. And then bitches the rest of the time he’s not home.What’s their song? Well, there’s the Elton John one. And Hooked on a Feeling.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Work. Live their lives. Pine for their next meeting when there’s nothing else to do I guess.Where did they first meet? The firehouse. Peter is gonna get over the Goddamn Dana parallels if it kills him.How did they first meet? Peter started mansplaining Slimer to her, I think.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Peter. He values his money, but mostly to the extent that it guarantees comfort. And he wants to be comfortable, dammit!Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Like monetary assets or wink nod assets? Because if a) Peter, if b) neither.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Peter I guess, but he really cringes at physical comedy anymore.Any mental issues? Rebecca has her OCD and nightmares while Pete enjoys a bout with depression and alcoholism every once in awhile. Because nothing spells happy ending like incurable psychological ailments.Who’s terrified of bugs? Peter. And it’s cockroaches. Who kills the spiders around the house? Pete if he even bothers to care. Their favourite place? Peter’s bedroom or Rebecca’s part of the lab.Who pays the bills? Both. Dear Lord it’s not a traditional relationship. Everyone run!Do they have any fears for their future? Yeah like dying and stuff. Also breakups because Pete’s relationships last about as long as bot flies.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Peter.Who uses up all of the hot water?  Peter.Who’s the tallest? Peter, somehow. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Rebecca.Who wanders around in their underwear? Neither, one because they don’t, the other because there are other people around at least put on a bathrobe, man.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Peter.What do they tease each other about? Literally everything. Diet, exercise routines, dress, all the things.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Peter, but he’s one to talk.Do they have mutual friends? Yeah, the Ghostbusters, man.Who crushed first? Peter because his allosexuality is that overpowering.Any alcohol or substance related problems? Peter drinks a bit more than he really should. He’s also afraid he’ll get addicted to his pills but he hasn’t yet.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Peter.Who swears the most? Rebecca, amazingly.