#does this count as bot jewelry or lingerie?

[hangryshawn]

charmed + disarmed

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/767233344873316352/thinking-about-runaway-bride-tfa-optimus-imagine

Oughhhhhh this is getting at my wedding kink (idk even know if that’s a thing, but for some reason I love the idea of bots getting married and fucked in their wedding dresses)

I have an idea… maybe after TFA Megatron escapes, he manages to grab Optimus on the way. Optimus thinks he’s just getting revenge or will be executed, but it turns out Decepticons like to kidnap and then marry those who have bested them in combat. (Strika and Lugnut’s wedding was very romantic to the Decepticons, with Lugnut in chains and swooning during their ceremony.)

So Optimus is still being held prisoner, but it’s also humiliating the way he’s being pampered and treated like he matters by Megatron.

Eventually he’s put into a wedding dress which fits him perfectly and emphasizes all his curves, decked out in crystal jewelry and gold, and carried down the aisle by his new fiancé to their consort ceremony. It’s a beautiful event full of Decepticons, and even the front seats have his closest friends (in stasis cuffs and kidnapped for the ceremony, but it’s the thought that counts right?)

Who is Optimus to tell him no? To pledge himself to this warlord, and soon after loosing his seals and squealing to him while in his wedding clothes (or maybe even the lingerie under the wedding dress…)

Sorry this isn’t longer, I wanted to but my period is a cruel mistress… making me horny then unable to write it down >:(

-Nameless Anon

oooh you can call it wedding kink. i just say i have a thing for brides. because i sure do. tfa megop are perfect for it. i love it when Optimus gets caught up in weird decepticon courting culture. soooo, i’m thinking, he kicked Megatron’s ass, which means that Megatron, to regain respect of his troops, has to snatch him up and make him his bride. that’s how it works, in fact, decepticons rarely get married in the old fashioned, autobot way, with the flirting and the lovey dovey feelings. Decepticons much more prefer simply grabbing whoever it is that you want to turn into your carrier and if you manage to hold them until the wedding is finished, it’s fully, entirely official!

you’d think that just because Optimus is so small and surrounded by ‘Cons, he’d be easy to restrain and marry, but god he proves himself to be such a nuisance. Megatron does nothing but pamper him and give his bride distance, but he still keeps trying to escape… the wedding has to be quickly hurried on, before Optimus manages to humiliate him a second time. also i like to think Megatron is trying and failing to cheer Optimus up by kidnapping and seating his friends in the front row. they’re all tied up and gagged and Optimus fears for their life, while Megatron is all smug like… Hell yeah, figured it out, autobots like friends = friends make them happy = happy autobots don’t try to run.

but onto the wedding night… i need Megatron to start ripping Optimus’ dress to shreds in order to get to the goods underneath. He startles at the lingerie that Optimus was put into, against his will of course, hard spike popping out immediately, and i need him to peel the panties off with his teeth. his little autobot came gift-wrapped for him, how could he not indulge himself?

Optimus squirms and kicks and punches his shoulders, but he’s getting hot. Megatron is so big and he’s unstoppable and he’s going to fuck him and Optimus is into it, for some goddamn reason. the fact that he has no choice, that Megatron is simply going to take what he wants, that Optimus doesn’t have to face his own shame regarding saying yes… it’s perfect. best wedding night ever. and he’s a virgin bride too, hrghh, Megatron will enjoy pushing his spike through fresh seals for the first time in millennia. they should fuck all night until Optimus’ pretty wedding dress is in pieces all over the bed and the floor.

[mamamittens]

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