#does simp bowser count for this post?

[riri-time]

Day 9 of saying things that I like to see in bowuigi fics

I CAN'T get enough of BAMF luigi. I love Luigi to Pluto and back infinity times over so seeing him kick some butt is always appreciated I think it takes a lot to get Luigi angry but when he is you better be ready. And Bowser falling deeper in love after being introduced to that side of Luigi is just 😙 chef kiss

The silly,cute art is by @bberetd and post is by @pianokantzart

[notsocharmingmagician]

One of the tags on one of your more recent posts mentions a cowboy spm au- I wish to know about this /nf

Oh yes. THAT one. At first t was just an idea for redesigning the characters, but then the plot snuck up on my and hit me over the head.

There isn’t a ton of development here, mostly because I was getting my ass kicked by schoolwork so I didn’t have the time or the energy to do proper research.

Also its barely fucking developed but I love it anyway.

- Count Bleck and his gang intend to destroy all civilization in the area so that they can build a perfect society in its place. (Bleck does not actually want to rebuild shit, he’s a dirty little liar and he just wants to kill everyone because he’s a pathetic little simp and Nastasia is in on it and agrees because she too is a pathetic little simp)

- Nastasia basically says “country boy, I love you 😛”

- O’Chunks can lift like the entire wild west because he is god and everyone should fear him

- Luigi Mr L weaponizes a horse

- Bowser is so stupid, he sees a missing poster for Luigi next to a wanted poster for Mr L and still doesn’t realize that they’re the same fucking person

- Mario is the most emotionless sheriff. literally nothing fazes him anymore. A random lady drags him to a tavern to talk to some absurdly hairy old guy who basically just slams an old musty book on the table and tells him he’s gotta save everybody from destruction? Not even surprised. A little girl tries to enslave him and his friends? Totally normal. Dimentio breaks the laws of physics again? This is fine. Are there supernatural elements to this story? Perhaps, but Mario sure as fuck doesn’t give a shit.

- the cowboys are gay and no one can stop me. And no I will not specify which cowboys. It very well could be all of them.

That’s it.

That’s the au.