#does anyone wanna talk about this ship with meeeee?

[innovativestruggles]

our stoic boss is changing

He went from a stoic, scary looking, non-smiling, not good with kids to someone who talks so much more after spending one day with Saku.

He's thinking of her smiling face and her words.

He loves her your honour 😭

[thedevilsruby]

for your ask thing, Spark x Blanche?

AAAAHHHHH SOMEONE ASKED MEEEEE

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They’ve been best friends since preschool but didn’t start dating until they were 17

How was their first kiss? - Passionate, their first kiss was when A TR Grunt accidentally shoved Spark off the roof of a building they were battling on, Blanche used Articuno to dive down and save him. Their first real kiss was after.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Spark

Who is the best man/men? - I’m gonna go on a limb and say Willow was both the best man and walked Blanche down the aisle as well

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Candela obviously lmao

Who did the most planning? - They did equal parts of planning, But Spark was the most passionate about it

Who stressed the most? - Spark because his Ocean deserves nothing but the best

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Giovanni and TR, but since Cliff, Sierra and Arlo had redeemed themselves by then, they were the only ones invitied

Sex:

Who is on top? - Spark usually but he loves it when Blanche rides him 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Blanche because they get so lonely without him after about 3 days or more

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - About 45 minutes or longer, depending on their stamina of the night

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Spark loves seeing Blanche’s face as he hits all the right spots so yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - I already made up a daughter for them, her name is Hikari. She is an only child.

How many children will they adopt? - None, Spark and Blanche agreed no more kids after Hikari.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Blanche, they don’t mind since they’ve done worse for their Pokemon

Who is the stricter parent? - Surprisingly Spark knows how to be firm and say no, even when he wants to melt and hug Hikari

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Blanche, Spark would be encouraging them to do all the stunts

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Spark, he knows how to pack an amazing bento

Who is the more loved parent? - Hikari loves both her parents! No favorites here

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Spark as he is the more outgoing social one

Who cried the most at graduation? - Blanche, although they did their best to hide it

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both, then once they got home, Blanche would ground Hikari after Spark lectured her.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Spark loves cooking and will rarely let anyone help, save for when he needs anything chopped or cut up

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Spark, he must love the taste and smell or it’s garbage

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both go on a weekly basis, considering it a shopping date

How often do they bake desserts? - About twice a week, other than that it’s just jello or cupcakes from the store

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Spark is a huge carnivore, Blanche enjoys their Cobb Salads

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Spark normally goes all out with cooking but once in a while he’ll surprise Blanche with restaurant reservations

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither really, because Blanche enjoys Spark’s cooking and will usually make a request now and then

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither really, Blanche can cook well when they want to

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Blanche, they can’t stand when things aren’t organized

Who is really against chores? - Spark but will do them When Blanche needs help

Who cleans up after the pets? - They both clean up after their Pokemon

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Spark

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Blanche

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Spark has found over $30 in dollar bills and coins

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Blanche, they find the hot water relaxing

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Spark regularly runs with his Jolteon to help his eggs hatch faster

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Spark definitely loves going all out, making Blanche either annoyed or surprised

What are their goals for the relationship? - Live each day like it’s the best day ever

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Little bit of both, especially on their days off and they just wanna lay in bed and hold each other

Who plays the most pranks? - Spark, Blanche is never amused lmao

[giranswife]

[lovely-selfships] one ship ask for takuma please! idek who he is or where he's from but i wanna learn more about him and you two~

aaaaa yes yes!! I’d love to talk about my boi Takuma awifj;oiajoew;af 

@lovely-selfships

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Both of us, to be quite honest XD but Takuma is gonna be the one to act like it didn’t happen and like hide that he’s embarrassed. Can’t let anyone see that the infamous demon lord is embarrassed. Where as me, it’s very obvious that I’m embarrassed XD

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Probably me to be honest,, if Takuma does, you’ll never know bc he’ll hide it or act as if he wasn’t just doing it XD

Who starts the tickle fights

Both of us, but I’m the more ticklish one. Takuma likes to sneak up and tickle me, which has led to me freaking out and he quickly learns maybe not to do that? I don’t necessarily like being tickled, and neither does he. So we try not to do it too much lol

Who starts the pillow fights

Oh, definitely me. But once I start, it’s definitely on. Takuma is just like alright well YOU ASKED FOR IT XD

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

Both of us! We both stay up pretty late, unless the other is exhaughsted. Which that mainly happens with Takuma when he uses up too much of his MP. Then he’s out for at least a couple days and I can watch him sleep. He’s rather peaceful and cute when he’s asleep. And Takuma thinks I’m adorable, especially when I snore which I will still deny to this day that I do it a;jef;iowjae;ofjf

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Both of us a;ljefi;oajwefae

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Takuma definitely

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Both of us might every now and then to get the other groaning XD it becomes a competition of who can come up with the cheesiest sometimes and then we end up laughing for at least a couple minutes.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Neither of us

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Definitely me, but Takuma will be right behind me lol

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Me! I love candles and setting the mood, and I love how flustered Takuma gets XD

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Meeee and Takuma constantly tells me not to or at least not to do anything too weird. Which usually it’s just little hearts or something like that.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Meeeee,, I love collection souvenir’s XD

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Oh me and Takuma will just roll his eyes the entire time like,, how is this even accurate, these results are just,, so vagueeeee 

[whaddupdemons]

★*･ romance headcanons.

NAME:  Sal Fisher  NICKNAME:  Sally, Sally Face, Sawy Fawce, Smooth Criminal, Sally Boy, Salio  GENDER:  Male ROMANTIC ORIENTATION:  Bisexual bitcheees!  PREFERRED PET NAMES:  Eh doesn’t have any. He’s p much chill with whatever other people wanna call him as long as it’s not a really bad insult.  FAVOURITE CANON SHIP(S):  I don’t know if there’s anything canon??? I know it’s implied that Sal likes Ash (Which mine does) but I he doesn’t ever get together with her so...??????  FAVOURITE NON-CANON SHIP(S): Ash and Sal??? I dunno that’s the only one I can think of. I don’t have any ships with sal yet. he’s single and ready to mingle  OPINION ON TRUE LOVE:  He doesn’t know???? It’s certainly sappy and fairytale like, but it’s sweet to think about. He knows the world doesn’t work that way but it’d be nice if it did. The ability to love someone with your whole heart, for someone to love you back with the same amount of love, it’s a very nice thing to think about.  OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:  He doesn’t know about love at first sight but he certainly knows crushing at first sight. When he first saw Ash he immediately got them dokis:tm:. As he got to know her though that simple crush turned to something p deep so...he does believe in developing a crush on first sight and from there if you get to know the person it could certainly become love.  HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY?:  ????? I....dunno???? Sal’s really fukin weird when it comes to affection. He’s surprisingly affectionate and cuddly but he can be that way even with platonic friends (Larry is the prime example of this). Tho, I guess if we’re talkin romance he really likes physical affection. Not all too much about kisses since he kinda hates his face but hand holding, snuggling, cuddling just being in one another’s presence, he likes it a lot. Of course he won’t pester his significant other if they genuinely dont wanna be touched, but if it’s all playful do expect him to be the kind of person who when sleep deprived strums on his guitar ‘cuddle meeeee’.  IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS:  uhhhhhh??????? Dunno tbh..... It’s obvious that Ash’s physical traits really appealed to him so...I dunno.  IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS:  Probably being accepting and kind. The reason why these two are ideal is because while he can form crushes on people he won’t ever pursue them because of his face. In order to properly date him and ect you need to see his face and show that you’d still love him. Thus, accepting and kind are the two biggest ideal personality traits.  UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS:  Bro he’ll love anyone for who they are. he dont care about appearance. I mean, lookit him.  UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS: Being willing to harm others for your own personal gain or amusement. There are other traits such as manipulation but it’s mostly just the kind of actions where a person will treat others horribly but have no damn reason for it. The way I guess to distinguish what i mean is, there’s a difference between someone like Travis, who just needs someone to talk to and a place to escape to and acts the way he does because of a shitty home life, and someone in the cult who’d willingly sacrifice innocent people just to summon their god.  IDEAL DATE:  Tbh dates with him are practically the same as hang out sessions with him while being his friend. The only difference is that there will be a different feeling...i guess??? Tho when it comes to dates he’d prob really like dates at his apartment or somewhere private cause hell yeah alone time and cuddle time. Tho, knowing him he’d prob love things like arcade dates or movie theater dates.  DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?: once again i dunno????? I guess just be part of the weird kid club i guess--  AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH:  boi aint ever dated anyone sorry.  PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY:  Hand holding, cuddling, hugging, just laying against the other person. As I said his preferred acts of intimacy are the kind that include the body more so than the face (kissing and the such) cause he can keep his mask on or hide. But if he trusted his significant other enough he’d prob like kisses.  COMMITMENT LEVEL: P committed. Don’t expect him to ever cheat or anything of the such cause if you’ve managed to get together with him you’ve accomplished something not many have. But, if you wanna break up he’d be understanding of that too. He’d just hope you’d both still be friends.  PAST RELATIONSHIPS?:  none

tagged by:  I stole it from myself. HAHA  Tagging:  eeeeeveryone 

[smoakqueenfam]

Arrow Rewatch 2018 - 3x17

I skipped writing reviews for a few episodes. It made rewatching so much quicker! Haha.

— Diggle and Lyla’s wedding!

— I feel like we got screwed not having Dig be Oliver’s best man. Yes officiant was great, but I wanted to see him standing up there with him watching the two people he loved (and shipped) the most tie the knot!

— Let the classic longing looks begin!

— “You hurt her, they’ll never find your body.” He’s not lying, Ray. Love Dig being like Felicity’s big brother!

— The look on Oliver’s face when Ray says he’s a minister is CLASSIC. He’s like “great, you came here with my wife and now you’re going to officiate my best friends wedding. I hate you.” LOLOL

— Oliver’s side long glances to Felicity. Melt my heart.

— “You really wanna do this?” “Hell yes.” DYLA SO CUTE.

— As officiants come, Ray is not great. LOLOL.

— Felicity was the next to get married too!

— “Are you happy?” “Yes, very.” SHE WOULD BE HAPPIER WITH YOU, OLIVER

— Oliver in suspenders. ALL. THE. YES.

— YES! I freaking love Floyd Lawton.

— Typical Dyla. Going on missions for a honeymoon.

— We get suspenders Oliver AND shirtless Oliver all in one episode?! AMAZING.

— Carrie is so crazy. Hahaha.

— Floyd’s backstory episode. Yay!

— His little girl is so precious. Omg.

— So many Arrows.

— Ray knows now!

— “I know him better than almost everyone.” No, Wifey. You know him better than ANYONE.

— Ray, you need to listen to her. She knows what she’s talking about.

— I actually feel really bad for Floyd and his daughter. He has such bad PTSD. It’s not his fault.

— “He has his own mission? When were you going to tell me this?!” “I’ve been getting slot of that today...” Oh boy.

— I really don’t like Ray this episode.

— Ray and Oliver don’t like each other at all. I love that in scene partners. Hahaha.

— “She’s not seeing you for what you really are.” On the contrary, Ray, she sees exactly who he is. And loves him anyway.

— “You and John are going to make it home to your daughter.” Floyd, you big ol’ softie.

— Apparently Felicity really does have a type. Ray is stubborn just like someone else we know!

— ALL OF THIS OLICITY ANGST. GAH. GUT MEEEEE.

— Ray, you’re an idiot if you think you can beat Oliver. LOL.

— “She chose you. So trust her.” That took ALOT for Oliver to say.

— I’m so sad Lawton died. I really loved him.

— Yes, you do owe Felicity an apology, Ray.

— “I’m leaving Team Arrow.” No you’re not, Dig.

— Dyla is the cutest. I caaaant.

— Cheeeeek kiss!

— I find it interesting that Felicity has to be with Ray at all times when he’s outside the office. So odd to me.

— DO. NOT. TOUCH. FELICITY. MASEO.

@hope-for-olicity @jules85 @memcjo @it-was-a-red-heeler @allimariexf