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yardsards · 6 months ago

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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

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kagoutiss · 2 months ago

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green beetle black beetle

#star wars #the original trilogy #boba fett #darth vader #hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely #i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff #i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though #anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies #not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube #i wish i was joking #the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking #anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would #mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too #(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything #when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident #boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good #he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually #those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you #sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil #so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him #i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao #but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff #if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you

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romanticatheartt · 1 month ago

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Anti Amren crowd are the most unserious people ever lmao

#she's over thousands years old #she's a bitch #she doesn't care about anyone #and if she does it's in her own way and she shows it differently #I know she was messy back in acosf but honestly #do you expect rainbow and sunshine from an ancient being?#who's been through a lot?#what's funny about what she said back in acosf-high king plot scene #is if nesta had said those words y'all would've praised her for it lol #she's one of the most interesting characters but y'all are boring as HELL #her compassion is almost none existence except for IC and Varian #and even then she's not so soft or kind #she's harsh and that's the beauty of her character #Amren you will always be loved by me #even tho I know you're probably strike me for saying this lmao #amren #amren acotar #pro amren

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manglam-marfach · 8 months ago

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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months ago

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Hi I really love your art👋🧡💙💜

is it alright if we could see more bardaby art with the illusion smoke I really liked the last bit of art you did of that!

also has he ever used it on anyone before? Or not?

Thank You! im glad to hear it <3

if i ever draw more i'll post it, dw! & well yeah, he'd use it on opponents lol but he wouldn't use it on his friends unless there's like... a special circumstance that necessitates it

#however he Has shared his watered down ~recreational mix~#with pretty much anyone who asks for a hit lmao #he just warns them beforehand to take it easy bc its still pretty strong by most folks' standards #he shares it with wally the most!#which - side note - illusion magic doesnt work on wally!#so if barn needs to use his illusion herb in battle he can use it around wally without having to be careful #bc it wont affect his buddy! At All!#rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #sometimes the Neighbors do get caught in the smoke-crossfire #bc sometimes it's needed in an emergency and barnaby doesn't have the time to be careful or call a warning #so the entire Neighborhood is sliiiightly more illusion-resistant than most people #and different illusion magics work differently #so while it Does affect them they have an easier time going 'ohhhh ok this is Barn's smoke'#AND the illusions created are at the behest of the caster - so the illusions aren't targeted at the Neighbors #which makes it even easier for them to differentiate between that and reality!

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lavellane · 19 days ago

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act 1 solasmancer arc is sooooooo much sexier when headcanoning that they had their first kiss during the redcliffe nightmare future scenario. solas immediately dies and then lavellan returns to the present unable to be normal about him forever <3

#oc: ashara #i dont have the brain power to articulate my point today but #im going to be extremely controversial and say i hc this is the only time (in ashara's worldstate at least)#where he initiates the kiss. bc i think its genuinely a prideful move lol. he sees his own history in the inquisitors dilemma #so he offers them what he would want. reassurance. comfort. lol !#i dont even think he cared much about her (ashara) in act 1 OR the redcliffe future scenario #it was just an impulsive move he could justify bc he knew he was dead immediately after. and also ''past me's problem now'' lmao #anyway. ashara has never had anyone straight up DIE for her before so it REALLY expedites the falling-in-love process #despite him having no awareness of what occured in redcliffe lol.#and then when she thinks shes not making it out of haven during iyhsb she does also think abt kissing him like he did in redcliffe #but decides against it at the last second. because i <3 pain :)

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riacte · 4 months ago

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the way blue bats 9 started off being slept on by reddit while the hermit fans staunchly believed in them only for the reddit to now staunchly stand by the blue bats while its impact get ignored by a section of hermit fans lol. hbomb wasn’t lying when he said they all slept on the blue bats xhdhfjejfj

#[looking at twitter] false and ren also did this friendship thing #this is why battle scars as a parody / satire no longer works bc i have to find something else to parody #like it’s coming from inside the house #it’s fine. it’s cool. you can say that they are nothing but we know the truth.#mainstream twitter does not care about anyone outside of their select circle which seems suspiciously life series focused #false and ren duo being more well known in mcc places is sending me lmao and they haven’t been playing tgt since 2021 #while they collab weekly on hc #they’re like an even more ignored version of stresskall #2020 blue9 veterans 🫶🫶🫶🫶#salt #woke up and decided to be annoying ha #ria.txt

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lindonwald · 2 years ago

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3 mimir?

#hetalia #aph greece #aph bulgaria #aph romania #hws greece #hws bulgaria #hws romania #doodle #welcome to my art blog where I never finish anything #THIS IS SO MESSY but tbh the rendered version didn’t fit the vibe #maybe it’s because I’m bad at rendering LMAO #this is suppose to be vaguely ottoman times haha #bul on babysitting duty #I feel like greece would be easy to take care of #ro is the one giving everyone a run for their money hahaha especially bul #intj and enfp personalities haha #DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THESE

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butwhatifidothis · 1 year ago

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ngl it really is almost impressive how easy it is to “not” be a villain in the eyes of edelstans.

“Edelgard says that she will sacrifice her own citizens for a “higher cause,” and then goes on to allow her own citizens to be harmed and killed for her own benefit, as well as innocent people in general (note: this is message is the result of failing to save Flayn... which Edelgard gave her strongest man to help do)”

edelstans: “okay but like, she knows that, and, like, acknowledges that - that makes it okay!”

“Edelgard explicitly says that she wants to get rid of the Children of the Goddess as a whole, who she finds to be creatures masquerading as humans, and she will celebrate their apparent elimination as the front liner of her S support.”

edelstans: “okay but like, Rhea is a meanie, so that makes it okay!”

“Edelgard will blatantly say that she wants to eliminate the Kingdom and Alliance along with the Church, and that she wants complete Imperial control over Fodlan.”

edelstans: “okay but like, Dimitri and Claude fight back against her though, and they don’t just stay exclusively on the defensive, so they’re just as bad! there’s no real good guy here, so that makes Edelgard okay!”

so all you have to do is

be aware that you’re committing atrocities against the innocent and undeserving

have a scapegoat to pass along all blame onto

have your victims strike back against your attempts at killing them

and viola! it’s just that easy! with this three step guide you may commit genocide and imperialism to your heart’s content, all while never being anything more than A Misunderstood Bad Boy Lonely Girl <3

#Anti-edelgard #anti edelgard #edelgard discourse #edelgard critical #just to be safe #how'd that one tumblr post go #''yeah I murdered him Your Honor but like. who cares?? like c'mon'' or something like that #like that sentiment it literally how edelstans see this lmao #*is #like how cares that after acknowledging how many people will die if she does her actions she goes on with her actions?#who cares that she blames the entirety of a race for - at BEST - the actions of one (even if we make Rhea completely evil)?#who cares that SHE MAKES IT to where she has to be killed for her to be stopped?#SHE'S the one who is always wronged! SHE is the one who cares! SHE is the one true hero of 3H!#it's like - wow! anyone can be a good guy when you sweep all their evil actions under the rug! handwaving is AMAZING

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phagodyke · 22 days ago

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the masculine urge to take a saucepan off thr draining board and bash myself repeatedly over the head with it until I pass out and no longer have to experience feeling Bad 😍

#struggling to tolerate this one ngl its fucking dire this weekend. i just cant do this man #thr things i would fucking do for attention please. just one person to notice and care in the slighest i feel like im losing my fucking #mind out here how does every single person who has ever mattered to me in my lifr see me in distress and choose to ignore it or maybe they #dont even recognise im ij distress in the first place i dont know whats worse i dont think i hide it well at all im just so done #listen like ultimately its fucking fine. i will get myself through it like ive gotten myself through everything else in my fuckijg life #i dont even feel bad that often these days im doing so so so much better and its so much more tolerable to only have to deal with this #once or twice a week instead of it being a struggle every single day like i dont think i could go back to feeling like that again ever i #dont know how i managed to get througyh it before jesus fucking christ. but i can deal with it i can deal with this #ik ill feel fine tomorrow. its just thr fact im so desperately fucking alone with it that makes it so much worse than it has to be #i fucking hate repression i hate being so incapable of expressing myself that its easier for me to injure myself than it is to talk about #how i feel to anyone i hate being trapped in this stupif fucking torture labyrinth and not knowing how to get out of it and never being #given a single avenue anything to hold onto i hate having to do it alone every single fucking time and when i do try i just freeze out #entirely i cant form a coherent thought my brain enters total fucking shutdown pure static white noise fuzz and i dont know why please #its so unfair i dont think its that much to want a little comfort. just once just for someone to stay with me while i cry it doesnt have #to be more than that i just dont want to be alone like this i just want to feel safe around someone just close to someone just once #and well ill survive without it bc i always have i guess. so far at least. and there are many things im grateful for and i do in general #feel pretty okay my life is pretty good at times even. i feel so pathetic and stupid and ashamed for even feeling like this #but do i have to go my entire life without ever experiencing any kind of real intimacy with another person emotionally that is #i mean physical is nice too and they go hand in hand in some ways but i just want to feel seen and safe over anything.im tired #i feel like i try.but not hard enough i know its all my fault really but i dont know how to try any harder but nothing will ever change if #i dont i cant expect anyone to do anything if i cant rven communicate in thr first place. oh i dont want to think about it anymore #i have a headache from crhing and its not even 8pm ugh. okay. well it is what it is.#ill breathe until i calm down and then tidy up whatever i left in the kitchen and get my work stuff ready for tmr #and polish my boots maybe. and read and go to bed at 9:30 i think. and ill feel fine in the morning #my fault for thinking about it earlier i know i shouldve nipped it earlier on its such an easy spiral to fall into i need to get better #it happens. okay anyway. no cause for concern im good guys. weakly thumbs up at the camera all covered in blood #my period is late actually thats probably all this is lmao. makes sense thinking abt it #cant wait for it to finally start and all earthly desire to leave my body so i never experience pain again amen #.vent #ignore this sorry for being mentally ill im not even that mentally ill anymore so no excuse rly ummmm. bit embarrassing innit.

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whydotheycallmechimney · 6 months ago

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being one of the only people who understands the nuances of hayley and elijah is a hard job, but nevertheless…I shall persevere

#the originals #haylijah #like them as individuals and as a ship are so misunderstood leave them alone!!!#my friends have a free pass to dislike them but anyone else…it’s on SITE #idk I just think a lot of it is ppl taking things out of context #obviously not talking about personal preference bc that’s entirely different and totally valid #like the only ship in tvd that could give them a run for their money is klamille #bc I honestly prefer klamille when it comes to certain things #but hayley and elijah are my faves and im really protective over them lmao #also not to be petty bc I ship KH #BUT #what does that ship even offer hayley other than being a mother and savior to that man #I’m in a bitchy mood today I’m sorry #it’s tv at the end of the day and who cares #I just love ranting

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angelnumber27 · 5 months ago

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My adhd is adhding I can’t do anything but hyperfocus on random tasks that are stupid and pointless

#does anyone relate?#I get in like a trance of oh I have to do this I have to organize this I have to etc etc and it’s so hard to snap fully out of it for me #like I’ve been needing to take my dishes down and make coffee and I’ve been procrastinating doing everything except for what I need to do #and recycle and stuff but instead I’m looking through makeup and jewelry from a decade ago and meticulously organizing it #and I need to eat something #I literally need a caretaker lmfao #or just a friend or someone to be like Julia were doing this right now not whatever other bullshit. snap out of it #I need a caretaker in general lmao #I say lmao but I’m not kidding like I need someone to help me get up and take care of myself and do what I need to do #adhd #does this even make sense?

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h-chrysotrichus · 4 months ago

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speaking of me drawing, theres a nsfw kidlaw piece i made back in like. May. but i didnt post it on here bc i was afraid tumblr would be annoying about it. should i post a cropped sfw version (with a link for the whole thing thats on my twitter)?

#idk if anyone that follows me on here would even care for that lmao its not like i built a following through drawing porn. or at all really #but idk let me know i guess #either way my twitter's linked on my carrd and on my pinned tweet theres a thread with all my drawings #<- it does have a content warning tho so idont think you can even see the kidlaw post without being logged in. sorry.#sun.txt

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archduke-enver-gortash · 1 year ago

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made a post about this a while ago but don’t like the wording of it anymore so just know that gortash and zeke have a very strange thing (y’know besides all the other strange things in their relationship) about nakedness. no reactions like embarrassment or shame. occasionally get dressed in the same room together in their days as ‘business partners’ when it’s more convenient. freaks

#there’s other weirder emotions more in their style going on of course #(like fear for zeke and a ‘your soul is laid bare before me already so why would i care. and you shouldn’t either’ from gort but. y’know)#i am yapping so much about the tiniest details of their relationship lol #also. neither of them is attracted to the other physically at all. zeke because. do i even need to explain.#and gortash because he isn’t physically attracted to anyone. well he does have a weird fixation on zeke’s eyes and devouring the #terror rage and pain he causes reflected in them. but i will NOT call that attraction lol. if there’s arousal happening it’s not because he #finds them attractive.#ok. done yapping now.#wait #have to mention how i think it’s funny how gort basically forces zeke to wash his body (some weird powerplay we do not need to get into rn)#and zeke’s like ‘i hate this >:( ‘ but not because he’s grossed out but because he’s essentially forced to worship gort #ok now i’m truly done lmao #oc: zeke #enver gortash #gortash #bg3 #gortash & zeke

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natasha-in-space · 7 months ago

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Not me waking up to a dozen messages from a friend because apparently Rika is now in the Ssum too???

I feel like they are putting in more and more mm content but uh- 😭

She is so pretty I can't even lie to ya'll... And she's smiling.... Alas, I am a creature of weakness, not strength, and smiling Rika just happens to be one of those weaknesses.

Now, I have zero context for this, but I will pretend everything's fine and happy here :) Look at her with her cute hat! I am swooning despite all my reservations

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jinstronaut · 7 months ago

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this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

#and i might do it again bc its just #a reminder that no one rly cares abt what i do / who i am etc #which might sound over dramatic idk how else to describe it tho its just hollow #it feels very much like a Chore and a Task and if i dont reblog things fast enough from my tag #people get very angry and/or upset with me even tho theres just #so much content and i have 0 time so everything gets queued no matter what #like this whole experience feels like a chore lmao #and it never ever used to #but now theres so much animosity if i dont behave / interact with things Properly #or whatever the make believe rules are idk #this dash can just be so negative like have we all truly descended into madness during this hiatus #bc like i get it ive been up and down and all around too but ive never been straight up MEAN to anyone in this community #and i never want to either so this entire situation thats been bubbling for months just feels like shit #bc what the fuck changed and how do we get back to where we were #i never ever ever ever felt this way before like idk the middle of last year #but ever since like last fall its just been idk. Bad #once again im sorry if ive ever done anything to upset anyone but my silence / absence doesnt mean i dont care #ive just been Incredibly busy due to some real life changes that are out of my control #i might not have energy to answer everything but i do Read everything and it does make me smile #and i save messages that are kind in my heart so i can be reminded of the root of what this blog is supposed to be #a space for something im very passionate about and previously had nowhere else to express said passion #so like idk if we all like the same things why does this weird feeling of competition linger over us lmao #why do all ccs have to fight???? each other???? when we all love and do the same things????#i have nothing against anyone personally but what i Do take issue with is the way that ive been doing this since 2021 and im fully just #ignored and shoved aside by so many people for reasons i fully dont know or understand #so yeah idk this is a novel i just woke up from a spontaneous nap bc im so exhausted i can only stay awake for 3 hours at a time #but yeah anyways idk !#be nice its so easy !#tbd

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