#doe 🫗

[userwoosan]

Assumption: avid pickle enjoyer

Youre actually wrong I hate pickles and anything pickle flavored :/ im a very picky eater when it comes to veggies

Send me your assumptions about me

[choism]

heard youre looking for attentionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Wow the "simp" in simpracha is working overtime today huh

I appreciate ty doe <3333333 look at he, mai boi, my man, my wife

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

The worst part of every gzsz episode is having to find that very specific piece of official osomatsu-san art after

[bedbug404]

I tend to think that a part of me died with them. which is true. but now I'm starting to think maybe a bit of them was reborn within me? still living, still here. I hope that means they can still enjoy the sun through me.

[poptartmochi]

physical by onj is going ON the agu playlist

[kyeomyun]

rainy weather..... thundering... what a perfect time to write...

[whumpninja]

Ask Me About…Vampire Whump!

That’s right, the first ask game in this project is for you, Fang Gang! (I’ve accepted using that name for vampire whump creators.) Since vampire whump takes so many different forms, I’ve split the twenty questions in this ask game into different categories. So no matter what type you write, there’ll be questions that match your characters! Stick to one section, or mix them up- whatever fits your OCs best!

I’m accepting suggestions for next week’s ask game genre, and soon the “order form” for custom ask games will be up! Hope it isn’t a pain in the neck waiting a bit longer, but while you do, sink your fangs into these delicious questions!

Warning: these are whumpy questions, so they involve some dark content! Blood, death, et cetera.

Taglist: @sleepyiswhumping

QUESTIONS FOR A VAMPIRE WHUMPER

🦟- what’s your favorite blood type?

🍷- how does your thrall/bloodbag/juicebox’s blood taste?

⏳- what is it like being so powerful and/or immortal?

🩸- what do you think of humans?

🦇- do you have any remorse?

QUESTIONS FOR A VAMPIRE WHUMPEE

🫗- do you still get to drink blood?

🧛🏻‍♂️- what was your life like before this?

🕸️- are you a monster?

☀️- what’s the worst thing that’s been done to you?

🌙- what would you do first if you could escape?

QUESTIONS FOR A VAMPIRE HUNTER

🧄- what weakness do you exploit the most against vampires?

💀- how many vampires have you killed?

😈- what’s your motivation for being a hunter?

⚰️- what’s the best way to deal with a vampire, in your opinion?

🕷️- have you had any close calls?

QUESTIONS FOR A THRALL/BLOODBAG/JUICEBOX

🥀- are you happy?

🦷- do you like being fed from?

👠- is your owner/master cruel to you?

🗝️- if you were to try to escape, how would you do it?

🪦- do you think you’ll die here?

[yermes]

PAC: magic in the mundane 🪻✨🍃🕯️

Posting this bc in three weeks quarter is over and im going to be wild w rituals and shit

Disclaimer: please take what I say with a grain of salt and not as the gospel. I just want to share some ideas of practicing and giving advice using the medium as often as I can with school, work, and my own personal studies and practice. But I am working on sharing my notes soon so that will be exciting! Liking and sharing does a lot 🥰

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Knight of Cups 🦀 

21° Aquarius 20° Pisces, Fire in the Waters of Briah, Chokmah

To do something greater than yourself, to strive to do something meaningful to pierce the veil of musehood which many of else seem so trapped in. The idea, the potential of magic before the true grasp and understanding and application in a real world approach. Do not lie to yourself, we always want to lie to ourselves and protect our perception and view of ourselves. Realize and pierce the veil.

Sorrow 🫐

Three of swords, Saturn in the 2. Libra, Binah through air

Just like the lady who left a voice mail to me asking about drug rehab for her mom. In life we are often faced with sobering illusions which can and will lead to wisdom birthing from the most mundane ways. Its hard to create under constant and unyielding pressure of the world around us often because of man made pursuits. But we can use this as inspiration to translate the pain of modernity into wisdom.

Indolence 🫗

8 of cups, Saturn in the 1. Pisces Hod through water

Abandon the past and all of which that ties you to being a passenger in your own life. The useful and most magical thing you can do is take a direct step of action. You are on the brink of a transformation pending the the false victories and pesudo accomplishments being pushed aside. Do not fall victim to the big sad of your life its time for a step.

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This buy ban is fucking killing me

[volterran-wine]

𝐀𝐬𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢 || Summer Edition

Greetings humans, once more Nathalie our darling human helper has requested us to answer even more questions. You mortals truly have a whole lot of burning inquries do you not? Well, this time we have established some rules after previous... incidents.

I have been told to inform you all to pick and choose from these emoji's below and send them to the inbox, we shall answer accordingly. Some of them are rather scandalous, all the more fun in my eyes!

And of course, we will gladly char a little bit with all of you as well, Nathalie does not make all the rules around here.

― 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲, 𝐴𝑟𝑜

💢 - What emotion is the hardest for you to deal with?

💃🏻 - At a party, where would we find you?

🍓 - Do you believe in anything? Religious or otherwise.

🍷 - Do you drink alcohol, and if you do, how much and how often?

🦩 - What is your song of the summer?

☎️ - Do you collect anything?

🧧 - How good are you with money?

💧 - When was the last time you cried?

🫗 - What would you want to be remembered for?

💀 - What kind of sense of humour do you have, if any?

🐈 - Have you ever had a pet?

🏛️ - Best memory with the Volturi?

❤️ - Who is the most important person to you? To what lengths would you go to protect this person?

💋 - Are you a good kisser?

👠 - How do you prefer to dress besides the uniform?

🎒 - What items do you always carry?

🖤 - How do you react to/deal with betrayal?

🌄 - Sunrise or sunset?

🎈 - What is your greatest accomplishment?

🌹 - What kind of personalities do you find attractive?

🩸 - If you knew you were going to die, what would you do/say?

🚨 - Do you have any bad habits?

❗️ - Are you more messy or more organized?

🐞 - What does a perfect day look like for you? What do you do? Who do you see?

💔 - How do you feel about The Cullens?

😡 - Do you hate any vampires?

🏃🏻 - Would you ever leave The Volturi?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠;

Aro ― Caius ― Marcus ― Sulpicia ― Athenodora ― Demetri ― Felix ― Heidi ― Corin ― Afton ― Santiago ― Chelsea ― Renata ― Jane ― Alec ― Eleazar (New)

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬:

You all may request three characters at the most, and only three Emoji's at the same time.

― 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝑁𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑒

[handmemyshovel]

“this fucking old👴 random dude just comes up to the table🍽 and my mom🧍‍♀️says hi😄 to his dog🐕 next thing you know i’m fucking 🪤LOCKED🔒 into a social interaction that i—i did ❌not❌ consent to😓. and this man🧍‍♂️ is breathing down my neck😖, he’s practically fucking just — just — he’s fucking — he’s gonna get his fucking dandruff🌨 on my french fries🍟. like — his body is spilling🫗 over onto my cuisine🍝, like he’s this close🤏🤏 …… and — and i fucking hated it and i couldn’t tell that my parents👨‍👩‍👦 genuinely wanted to speak🗣 to this man👴 who is a stranger🚶‍♂️ to me but apparently they knew⁉️

i didn’t realize💡 this, but i was being polite🙂 so i was like “okay☝️ i’m gonna take responsibility here😌. i’m gonna take on the responsibility of not contributing to the vibe that is making this man feel welcome😊” SO. I look dead ahead😐😐, i don’t make eye😑 contact with this beast🐆, i don’t fucking say hi👋 to him, i just — i’m like a stranger👽 on the fucking subway🚊: we ❌don’t❌ know each other😒, we’re ❌not❌ gonna know each other😤, just don’t. fucking. talk to me. 😊

and… and he leaves🍃. after like ten years🗓. and my parents just fucking jump🤬🤬 down my throat😱. “what the fuck?!! 🤬🤬what was that face you were making😤😤?!??”

and i was like, “i — i don’t know this man!!😰 i didn’t know him and i didn’t welcome him!”

and they were like, “well.. we knew him!😠”

and i was like “🥹well i—i—i- whatever 😐😐” i thought💭 i was do— i thought i was ⚔️protecting⚔️ them by being the ☝️one guy in the group who does— who is trying to be clear with their body language🖕.”

(episode: road dogs from life in the world to come)

[userwoosan]

:)

THIS IS NOT THE ATTENTION I WANT >:(

Get this man away from me i am shaking and crying

[awakentrashpanda]

To encourage some audience participation since I’ve noticed, my inbox is completely empty 

I am so lonely~🎶

I have created a character Q&A

 🧵Is there anything they can’t do?

🕷What is a phobia they have the opposite of?

🍁What is their favorite season?

🍭What is their favorite flavor(s)?

🎮What is their favorite video game genre? Any games in particular they like?

⛺️What would they do on a camping trip?

🔪How easily can they get aggressive and/or violent?

🎶What kind of music do they like?

🏳️‍🌈How do they respond to being asked their pronouns?

🩹How often do they get hurt?

🧸Do they have any particular object that brings them comfort?

🍺Do they drink alcohol? What kind?

🧁What is their favorite holiday?

👻How do they feel about ghosts?

💋What kind of kisser are they?

💅🏻How petty are they?

💍Would they propose or be proposed to? How would they do it?

🦄Are they good with kids?

🐛How would they react to seeing a bug in their house?

🐳What’s their favorite thing to do at the beach?

🍀How lucky are they?

🥀How do they cheer up someone who’s sad?

🍄What were they like as a kid?

🌧Do they like rain? What do they do on a rainy day?

🍓What do they like to do with their free time?

🥐What’s their favorite breakfast?

🥞Can they cook?

🥩Do they like creepy stuff?

🍼How would they hold a baby?

🎤Are they a good singer?

💉How do they feel about going to the doctor?

🎉What do they usually do at party?

📌Do they pull pranks? What kind?

❤️How do they show affection?

🧡Do they want a pet? What would that pet be?

💛What’s their favorite color? Why?

💚Night owl or early bird?

💙If they had a child what would they name them?

💜What kind of content do they watch on YouTube?

🖤What would they be like as a Yandere?

🤍Do they have any nicknames? Which one(s) are their favorite?

🛏What’s sharing a bed with them like?

🥊What is their fighting style?

🎨What does their art style look like?

🖋What does their handwriting look like?

🤬How much do they swear?

🦉Do they prefer day or night?

🌺Who is their favorite fictional character?

⭐️Are they good at keeping secrets?

🍏Are there any kind of places they hate?

🥖How many languages can they speak? What are those languages?

🧃What’s their favorite drink?

🎬What kinda movies do they like?

🚗Are they a good driver?

📓Would they read or write fanfics?

💕How good are they at flirting?

🇺🇸What’s their nationality?

🔴What kind of Pokémon would they be?

🟠If they had an epithet what would it be?

🟡What is their least favorite color?

🟢If they played Inscryption what would their deck be like?

🔵What is their occupation?

🟣What kind of villain would they be?

⚫️If they had a YouTube channel what kind of content would they make?

⚪️How do they stim?

🚹What would they look like with a mustache?

🚺Do they like dresses and feel comfortable in them?

🧨What are they like when they’re mad?

🎂How do they feel about their birthday?

🧶What is their zodiac?

🌼Are they an introvert or an extrovert?

🎟How likely are they to make a dumb decision?

💐What is one thing about them you find adorable?

🍒How intimidating are they?

🍟What is their favorite food?

🍬What is their favorite song?

⚔️Is there anyone they hate?

🎩Who is their favorite person?

👃🏻What do they smell like?

🫐How easily do they get distracted?

🪲What is their favorite flower?

🫗What is their greatest weakness?

🫙What’s their biggest insecurity?

🛼Do they have any siblings? How many? Do they get along with them?

🩼What is their worst injury?

🪫What are their phobias?

🩻Are they Squeamish?

🪅What flavor would they be?

🧷What is their “happy place”?

💢What annoys them the most?

🥄How do they walk?

🍸What are they like when drunk?

🦷What day of the week were they born?

🪷What is their middle name?

🎲Give us a random head canon about them

Simply type an emoji and the name of one of my OCs and I will happily answer :)

Also, feel free to reblog and use these questions for people to ask you about your own OCs 

[the-gateway-to-madness]

Character Ask Game to Feed Your Followers!

🫔 Would they answer the door in pajamas, throw something on over the pajamas, or just change?

🥛Do they have sensitive skin?

🥗 Do they allow excited dogs to lick their face?

🥟 Do they pick favorite music by artist or by individual song?

🍿 What would they do during brain surgery?

🫛 What would they choose to do in the Trolley Problem?

🥐 What is/would be their phone background/lock screen?

🧅 When was the last time they cried? 

🍅 When they fight or argue, who do they blame for starting it? 

🍉 What’s their favorite season?

🍝 Is there an accomplishment they’re proud of? 

🧀 What about an accomplishment they’re not so proud of?

🍳 There’s a spider in the room, what do they do?

🥔 Do rainy days make them depressed or do they feel refreshed?

🍕 Do they prefer hot showers or cold showers?

🌽 If they could go back and change one thing they did, what would it be?

🍞 How often do they get bored?

🍤 Do they like their appearance? What would they change if they could?

🥥 What is their favorite music genre/artist?

🧃 What was the last dream they had? What was it about?

🫚 When was their last nightmare? What was that about?

🍫 Do they consider themselves a romantic?

🍎 Do they smile with or without their teeth?

🥣 When they get sick, do they play it off, or make it obvious?

🫗 On a scale of "hospital sanitization standards" to "their house could get nuked and they wouldn't notice", how clean of a person are they?

🌯 Who do they look up to? 

🥚 Is their heart easily broken?

🥕 When they tap their fingers, do they tap with their fingernails or fingertips? Do they trade off? Does finger-tapping drive them insane?

🥓 Similarly, do they/would they chew their hair or lips?

🍨 Do they bite ice cream or think that's psychotic? Do they even like ice cream?

🧇 Do they have any allergies or dietary concerns?

Reblog with characters you'll answer this ask game for!

[thegamingcatmom]

Good afternoon, darling Cat Mom! 💖 I hope that today is treating you well.

I am here to take up space in your ask box again with more questions about your version of our lovely Maggot Mommy. 🥰

In the film, Ellie’s physical body dies in the process of the possession taking hold, and is at least dead for a short period of time. ( Whilst she’s tucked up in bed. ) This is why she has the delightful blueish-grey tint to her skin. 😻

So, for your own personal version of Maggot Mommy.. Do you see her physical body to still be completely dead, or is her body alive again now that she is possessed? Or perhaps you see her as undead.. in the way that zombies are both dead but alive?

Does your Momma have a beating heart? Circulating blood? Does she have any specific bodily functions that still work? Or any bodily functions that still require use / attention? ( For example, eating / drinking? Going to the bathroom? Getting wet? 😏 )

Is your Momma warm to the touch, or does she feel cold? Perhaps certain parts of her feel warm, and other parts feel cold? For example, her skin may be icy cold like a corpse, but her mouth / tongue is still hot? Or maybe rather than feeling cold, Momma is actually hot to the touch,? Like a perpetual fever, from being inhabited by a demonic entity?

I am an absolute sucker for details, so I want to know everything that there possibly is to know. 🙊

Sending love and clawed Momma hair strokes your way x 🖤

Well hello there lovely! 🥰💕 I´m doing quite well, thanks for asking. 🥰

Hbu dear? You better stay hydrated in this weather! ☝🏼🫗

Oh please DO feel free to take up as much space as you wanna with all your delicious, detailed questions. Details are my weakness! 🥵🥵🥵

Ohhh, these are some questions indeed ALNALSDNFASDNLFÖ. My brain´s already tingling, lemme tell ya. Love them! 😍

AIGHT SO,

...damn, that´s actually quite complicated lmao. Like, Momma´s dead but at the same time she´s not.

I like to think that a part of Momma - the Ellie part - is defo dead, rotten, has ceased to exist because otherwise that demonic entity wouldn´t have been able to take over. A body can´t have two residents, two souls (even if one of them is rotten to the core) and while split personality actually does exist irl that is a whole other topic and has nothing to do with demonic entities taking over (and I, in no way, mean to downplay that disorder or make fun of it).

So, when I say Ellie I´m talking about the very soul, the spirit.

Ellie had to die in order for that demon to take full control over mind and body. But, at the same time, while It doesn´t require vital functions like respiration, digestion, excretion or a beating heart to simply be, the (Ellie) shell It inhabits does. And, as with any housing, you gotta take care of it and do some maintenance so it doesn´t start falling apart over time.

So if that entity plans on getting comfy then It gotta keep the "house" in shape, lest it starts rotting.

So yes, that body IS still alive and kicking in a way because It makes it so in order to be up and about in actual, physical form. It´s like a parasite latching onto and taking over another life form to be able to thrive which is only possible if the parasite doesn´t kill its host.

Now, as for your deliciously detailed questions about Momma´s inner workings as well as her body´s temperature...I think it´s not a matter of if it happens but when. Because that body is still active in some way but, at the same time, not active enough to pass as a real human being. Meaning, the body being "alive" is not a permanent state but rather...it´s remaining on standby until the situation requires for it to "wake up". Or until it´s starting to protest because Momma keeps neglecting it because she doesn´t know how to human, at all.

So, Momma can be warm to the touch and can have a beating heart and circulating blood and she can have bodily functions that still require use...if the entity wills it or the situation requires/triggers it. My latest post is actually a good example of what a trigger might look like because her darling Drama Queen getting manhandled like that surely triggered quite a bit in Momma, made her boiling with rage and if someone were to (be foolish enough to) touch her in that moment they might actually hear a hiss! because Momma is literally boiling. Overcome with a fury you do not wanna witness.

(Btw, I absolutely love your idea of Momma being quite hot to the touch because of the fever she might´ve been suffering ever since that parasite took over. 👌)

Sometimes a situation requires certain bodily functions though and now the aforementioned maintenance comes into play. Like, yknow, making sure the facade hasn´t got any cracks and frequently unclogging any drains that require it and mowing the lawn and-

So, at some point, the body will give out these signals when something ain´t right. Be it dehydration, starvation or near passing out from a lack of oxygen because Momma does tend to forget us meek humans kinda need that stuff to survive - wimps.

However, as I´ve said before, it´s not permanent but more like a refill, like someone refueling their car - enabling them to continue driving over a longer period of time before the next refill is needed. Momma´s filling her tanks, so to speak.

However...given the right motivation...if SOMEONE desired her to...demanding her to get all hot and bothered there´d be no hesitation, Momma´s on it - body heating up in milliseconds - and you actually start to sweat a bit already-

(I also feel it necessary to mention that Momma can heat up any part of that body...separately. The choice is all yours... 😏🔥)

I´d say she´s rather cold to the touch by nature though because that body has died already and runs on standby most of the time now.

So, to summarize:

It - the evil entity - is the main source of power that keeps everything running, the brain if you will. In order to exist in physical form It needs a host though. Enter Ellie shell (I´m sorry girl 💔).

Ellie shell needs constant maintenance to be able to run smoothly though. So It better take good care of Shellie because no body = no hands or tongue or anything to smother her darling Drama Queen with, climb into her and be one now and forever-

(It has to be said though, it does help with the maintenance that Maggot Momma´s got a rather excellent wound healing.)

Oh! One thing I´ve been wanting to mention as well is the fact this demonic entity knows stuff only human!Ellie could´ve known. Like the fact she calls aunty Beth "Bethy Boo" or "groupie (slut)" or just being quite maternal in general, albeit in a very deranged way. All signs that there´s a connection and Ellie is still there somewhere but not really present, it´s more like an echo.

(And now I´ve actually made myself fucking sad - mourning Ellie and thinking about how she deserved so much better. 😭💔)

But yeah, I like to imagine the whole process of being half dead and coming back to life again, systems booting up only if necessary, works similar to someone bridging their car because I asked Google because I´m a nerd and this is what it says:

"...where two channels are combined to produce one channel with maximum output power."

I think this hits the nail right on the head. ☝️

Tysm for your ask. I hope I was able to answer your deliciously detailed questions equally as delicious and detailed. 🥰🥰🥰

[kahvilahuhut]

🫖 drinks themed oc ask game

a some kind of second part of the food themed oc ask game 🤍

🥛: Do they drink milk? What kind of milk do they like? Do they drink it warm or cold?

🫗: What's their "feel better" drink? How did it become their "feel better" drink?

🫖: Would your oc easily ✨spill the tea✨ aka tell something to others even if they shouldn't?

☕️: How does your oc feel about coffee? If they drink coffee, how would they rather have it? Would they order a special kind of coffee drink (latte, macchiato, cappuccino etc.) or just a regular coffee? If they don't like coffee, what would they order in a cafe instead?

🍵: What's their favorite kind of tea? Do they drink different tea during different moments, or are they only into one kind of tea? What do they think about adding milk into tea?

🧃: Your oc is being offered a juice box they wanted. What flavor is it? Where will they take it? Do they drink juice often?

🥤: Does your oc prefer milkshakes or smoothies? What's their favorite flavor

🧋: Has your oc ever had bubble tea? Do they enjoy it?

🍶: Does your oc drink alcohol? Do they enjoy it? How often do they drink?

🍻: Does your oc prefer being alone in a cafe/bad or do they go for a drink with someone else? Do their drinking habits change depending on who's with them?

🥂: Do they drink to celebrate something important to them? Can be non-alcoholic or alcoholic.

🍷: Oh no! Your oc spilled their drink. What do they do?

🍸: Your oc is ordering a mocktail/cocktail! What are they picking?

🧉: What is your oc's opinion on sparkling water. Why?