#doctor finley rose 🪀

[lordratwich]

OOC!!

15 notes and I'll post a picture of this guy in the ✨past✨ that I made in a Piccrew because I am BURSTING AT THE SEAMS TO LET LORE ABOUT THIS GUY OUT

[cryptozoolliegy]

here!! No spoilers here really with all the lore that's been uncovered about him lol but thought y'all might want it

[lordratwich]

So true!! It's very annoying.

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

[lordratwich]

I sometimes think it may be a good idea to take on an intern. An apprentice, even. If I die, my work NEEDS to be conserved... Hmm.

[cryptozoolliegy]

yo @littlebookworm69 idk if this'll help you in your theory quest at all but Finley was a super mega extreme child prodigy and graduated from college at 14 (yes really)

[lordratwich]

Occasionally it’s just The Table, too! Not all of us know if it’ll end up as a vivisection until we’ve run the experiment already, I mean, please, do your research on our career area if you’re going to joke about us 🙄

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[lordratwich]

I would like to recommend a song to you all.

[lordratwich]

My apprentice's name is Ripley. She starts today. If you see a girl with red hair near me while I complete my schemes, that's her! She's just observing. She does bite though. Don't mess with her.

She says she's thinking of making a Tumblr blog soon. :)

[lordratwich]

Those people are just pretentious fucks 🙄 I swear, if the nicest person you've ever met swears or fights during a fatal situation, you should not hold it against them! Especially if you are the fucking JOKER. Or me, I suppose, but people need to stay still or my results won't be accurate 😔

Anyways, ORIGINAL POINT. YOUR MOST TERRIFIED SELF IS NOT YOUR TRUE SELF DO NOT LISTEN TO FUCKS LIKE THE JOKER

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[lordratwich]

Do you ever lay in bed and find yourself thinking that maybe it is time to become something new? Something bigger? Holding up your hands and wishing you weren't so pointless, so unwanted, so unworthy of what you're already doing? Everything can be so hard sometimes. I'm lucky that I have the solution.

If you want the solution... You can ask me.

[lordratwich]

Hey there. Been lookin' for a... scientist to hire. You up for a job ?

I mean, maybe. I only offer certain services. What are you proposing?

[lordratwich]

*Turning on the lights in your lab causes a chair to turn around, reavealing Dr. Einar sitting on it, legs and arms crossed,a neutral expression on her face, like she has been waiting for a while*

Well look who decided to finally come back. Hello there, Doctor Finley Casper Rose. Let's have a talk, shall we? From scientist to scientist.

-@evillittlebookworm69

Finley stopped the moment the chair started moving. He stayed motionless for a few seconds after Dr Einar finished speaking before planting a hand on the nearest counter, not quite leaning on it. "Fine. Fine. What do you want?" He asked as the rat on his shoulder jumped off and ran... Through the wall? No, the light bent around her. Finley didn't look down to see if she'd made it through.

[lordratwich]

accurate. The forms they make you fill out when you complete an assassination are just ugh!! Evil upon evil.

An early Halloween cartoon for New Scientist

[lordratwich]

Rat Bastard🫵

Accurate! My biological parents are not married. And rats

[lordratwich]

Trick or treat also get evil booped rat bastard

Oh, I know who you are. Here. Treat it is. :)

HA GET FLIPPED OFF HAHAHAHAHA I may have had too much candy. Oh no

Any way, these will be outside your lab soon, Camy. I'll do my best not to steal any chemicals. HA!!

[lordratwich]

one hour. My sister just found out that she likes alcohol that's interesring

I shvloudlnt be posting things on nyeaars eave haha

drun