#doctor finley rose 🪀

[lordratwich]

OOC!!

15 notes and I'll post a picture of this guy in the ✨past✨ that I made in a Piccrew because I am BURSTING AT THE SEAMS TO LET LORE ABOUT THIS GUY OUT

[lordcatwich]

here!! No spoilers here really with all the lore that's been uncovered about him lol but thought y'all might want it

[lordratwich]

So true!! It's very annoying.

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

[lordratwich]

Do you ever lay in bed and find yourself thinking that maybe it is time to become something new? Something bigger? Holding up your hands and wishing you weren't so pointless, so unwanted, so unworthy of what you're already doing? Everything can be so hard sometimes. I'm lucky that I have the solution.

If you want the solution... You can ask me.

[lordcatwich]

yo @littlebookworm69 idk if this'll help you in your theory quest at all but Finley was a super mega extreme child prodigy and graduated from college at 14 (yes really)

[lordratwich]

Occasionally it’s just The Table, too! Not all of us know if it’ll end up as a vivisection until we’ve run the experiment already, I mean, please, do your research on our career area if you’re going to joke about us 🙄

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[lordratwich]

*Turning on the lights in your lab causes a chair to turn around, reavealing Dr. Einar sitting on it, legs and arms crossed,a neutral expression on her face, like she has been waiting for a while*

Well look who decided to finally come back. Hello there, Doctor Finley Casper Rose. Let's have a talk, shall we? From scientist to scientist.

-@evillittlebookworm69

Finley stopped the moment the chair started moving. He stayed motionless for a few seconds after Dr Einar finished speaking before planting a hand on the nearest counter, not quite leaning on it. "Fine. Fine. What do you want?" He asked as the rat on his shoulder jumped off and ran... Through the wall? No, the light bent around her. Finley didn't look down to see if she'd made it through.

[lordratwich]

Rat Bastard🫵

Accurate! My biological parents are not married. And rats

[lordratwich]

Those people are just pretentious fucks 🙄 I swear, if the nicest person you've ever met swears or fights during a fatal situation, you should not hold it against them! Especially if you are the fucking JOKER. Or me, I suppose, but people need to stay still or my results won't be accurate 😔

Anyways, ORIGINAL POINT. YOUR MOST TERRIFIED SELF IS NOT YOUR TRUE SELF DO NOT LISTEN TO FUCKS LIKE THE JOKER

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[lordratwich]

Trick or treat also get evil booped rat bastard

Oh, I know who you are. Here. Treat it is. :)

HA GET FLIPPED OFF HAHAHAHAHA I may have had too much candy. Oh no

Any way, these will be outside your lab soon, Camy. I'll do my best not to steal any chemicals. HA!!

[lordratwich]

A figure stands in the back of Finley's lab. Despite numerous light sources, the only feature visible is glowing white pupils.

"Hello, doctor."

(-@dark-j-snapdragon)

Finley was startled away from whatever he had been working on- some pointless little trinket- and looked up. "Hm? Wait, what-" they squinted, a bit puzzled by the appearance of this figure.

[lordratwich]

accurate. The forms they make you fill out when you complete an assassination are just ugh!! Evil upon evil.

An early Halloween cartoon for New Scientist

[lordratwich]

A young adult with scruffy brown hair tumbles through the window, crashing onto the floor.

"Hi! Finley Rose, right?" They grin, holding out a hand for you to shake. Their accent is English. There are flowers growing from their hair and they're acting like this is a normal thing. "I'm Skelly! Nice to meet you!"

(@cursed-robinsinthesummer)

Finley looked over his shoulder, away from something he’d been working on. “Wh- oh!” They hurriedly put his project down, then whirled around, “Hello, there! Yep! That’s me.” He replied, eyes briefly sliding to the window- he thought he’d put bars over all of them to ward off intruders- before accepting Skelly’s handshake. “Nice to meet you, too. You've been trying to join the society, right?"

[lordratwich]

I am requiring everyone to wish this rat a happy first birthday. Now.

are you single and bitter about it?

are you aromantic?

do you believe valentines day is a capitalist invention to sell more chocolate?

but.... do you still want to celebrate something on february the 14th?

i introduce to you...

better valentines day

or valentines birthday

where we celebrate the birthday of my dear rat valentine (aka tijn) who was born on february the 14th 2023

wish him a happy 1st birthday!

[lordcatwich]

Hello. Because of reasons, I think it's important to

these are not the original images, as you may have already guessed. There's a big difference. And it's kinda important.

alright have fun with that lol

[lordratwich]

PET STORE RAID SUCCESS!!! I HAVE GAINED THE ENTIRE RAT STOCK OF EVERY LOCAL PET STORE!! I AM UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEE

5000 New rats. 5 FUCKING THOUSAND!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

I'm not usually this excited on the Internet but THIS IS AMAZING!!