#doI LOOK LIKE I HAVE MENTAL STABILITY TO HAVE A HUMAN KID?
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belong2human-kind · 2 years ago
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Some random private number called, apparently they got my son or something
Couldn't understand properly but I only have $1 in my bank account so I hang up, sorry bud, won't be saving you this time 😭🥲🙃 wish you all the best though
Jokes on them!! My only offsprings are dogs and birds, and although my tiels speak fine like crazy, they haven't learned to cry for their mama's money — yet
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