#do you wanna build a snowman I mean wreck some capitalist shit?

[catatonicengineers]

A Hundred Ways to Wreck Shinra HQ

Yuffie decides to visit Reeve at work. Chaos ensues. Stacey’s a bitch.

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Plushie Princess Saga:

A Hundred Ways to Put the WRO Back Together

A Hundred Ways to Wreck Shinra HQ

Reeve’s Adventures in Babysitting and World Saving:

And Take a Stand at Shinra

While There’s Still Time

On Plushies and Oppenheimer:

A Defense of Cait Sith

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Notes:

More fanfic trash involving stuffed animal spies because that’s where I am at in life right now.

- Reeve has kind of a protective big brother bond with Yuffie. My shipper brain says it blossoms into more over the years. But feel free to take it as platonic if that floats your goat. 

- Yuffie is the kinda person who plays an online game with you, befriends your avatar, then shows up at your work.

- Barret does in fact know exactly who Reeve is. Due to his extensive research on Shinra, it wasn’t difficult to pull up the board members and narrow it down almost immediately. Reeve was the only one with cosplay cat-eared pics that came up when searching the WN. He’s simply ignoring it for now. Incidentally, Reeve didn’t notice he called him by his name. Too busy getting thrown in baby jail.

- Having to confront the reality of the fact that he doesn’t doubt Shinra is capable of executing a girl who isn’t exactly a “terrorist threat” shatters some of that cognitive dissonance he’s been running with. Since accountability is never fun, I always thought part of his drive to stop AVALANCHE was anger over Sector 1 and also misguided blame for pushing Shinra to drop the plate on 7. If AVALANCHE hadn’t started it, that wouldn’t have happened kinda thing. But as much as it’s easier to call Barret, Cloud, and Tifa terrorists, he never really thought of dorky, little Yuffie like that.

- He is slowly coming around. The slippery is for real. One day you’re doing AutoCAD, next day you realize you kidnapped a toddler and infiltrated a terrorist cell. Hard to come back from that.

-   Dammit, Cloud, stop with the mini quests.