#do you think its reasonable for a cargo mover to be hexapedal
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what level is it if the robot is like, a hexapedal cargo mover or something and not a sexy woman. like, still just as intelligent, to be clear, just not humanoid or gendered or at all built to be attractive. also, do i get points for r4r? (r4r hacking thoughts under the read more)
...immobilizing the cargo robot by replacing its motor skills with mine and suddenly it's expecting two legs and four arms not six and two. imagine you just suddenly feel really heavy and slow because you've had your muscle memory replaced with one made for a high-mobility robot, and you KNOW you were never in a body like that, but part of you insists your body is going way too slow and is entirely the wrong shape
Robotfucking+hacking scale:
Level -1: human sexy woman
Level 0: robot girl who looks like a sexy woman
Level 1: since she's a robot, she can be hacked into doing sexy things! (robot CNC? Or is that something different)
Level 2: you fool! The hacking itself is sexy. You don't have to sideload give_me_a_blowjob.exe to make it sexy.
I'm just saying, I'm seeing too many level 1 stories and not enough level 2 stories, and you will not survive the winter* unless you shape up.
* coming robot apocalypse
#do you think its reasonable for a cargo mover to be hexapedal#or is quadrupedal enough#stability i guess?#robotfucking#i wrote these tags before the second paragraph which says something about my priorities#“is this theoretical robot well designed” comes before “how do you fuck it”#please note that “built to be attractive” and “attractive” are two different things#exposed hydraulics... function over aesthetics... biiiiiig robot that has to be careful not to crush me#(unless i ask nicely and it knows which parts are replacable)#it's too late to even hope this won't awaken something in me
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