#do you KNOW how many loops he’s tried to torture the info out of ford??? IT NEVER WORKS. HE ALWAYS FAILS JUST BEFORE HE GETS THE EQUATION!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

quietwingsinthesky · 20 days ago

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weirdmaggedon time loop but only for bill and each loop ends with stan punching him in the eye. there’s literally nothing he can do to prevent this. he’s tried blowing up the whole town, he’s tried being as far away from everyone as possible, he’s tried killing stan outright. nothing prevents it. at the end of the loop, stan will always be alive, always punch him in the eyeball, and then boom he’s back at the start of weirdmaggedon and trapped with the knowledge that he will always, always lose.

#he’s obviously not tricked by the twin swap after loop 1. this does not change things.#he still gets punched. he soon finds out that even if he completely manages to avoid going into anyone’s mind and getting wiped he STILL #loses. they figure out a way. they always figure out a way. and that way ends up with him getting punched in the face! again!!!#and he can’t escape the loop and he can’t escape gravity falls and he can’t escape the pines family #do you KNOW how many loops he’s tried to torture the info out of ford??? IT NEVER WORKS. HE ALWAYS FAILS JUST BEFORE HE GETS THE EQUATION!!!#and guess what boom he gets punched again. and then he gets banished. or erased. or shrunk. or turned to stone. or made powerless.#and then immediately after that? next loop! no escape!#gravity falls #bill cipher

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