#do u wanna build a quokka~

[skzkiyoon]

💤 A IS FOR :

“all that’s on my agenda today is sleeping. please go away.”

💤 B IS FOR :

“bro thinks I don’t know the trick he tried to pull.. ahah. STAY, say goodbye to hyunjin. I’m bombing his dorm room with missiles.”

💤 C IS FOR :

“CALLING ALL UMIS. COME GET YOUR BREAKFAST.”

💤 D IS FOR :

“do I look like I care about a hater? girl bye talk to my manager and i’ll meet you outside my company building.”

💤 E IS FOR :

“everyone has just been wished goodnight. except for minho. i hope he wakes up in a cold sweat to a dream of his cats falling off a cliff. JUST KIDDING!”

💤 F IS FOR :

“from this day forth I’m no longer a stray kids member. CALL THE MANAGER!”

💤 G IS FOR :

“gogy moy my brethren. it’s a good day. that might change if changbin doesn’t stop screaming this early in the morning.”

💤 H IS FOR :

“'HAN JISUNG. THE MAN HE ISN’T. I HAVE TO PICK UP HIS DIRTY SOCKS EVERYDAY. IT’S DISGUSTING.”

💤 I IS FOR :

“I’m about to kick you in the ass if you don’t sit down.”

💤 J IS FOR :

“‘jypapi’— HELP WHAT IS THAT?!”

💤 K IS FOR :

“‘kie you look like a tired mom of 3 kids’ actually I’m a tired mom of 8 kids.”

💤 L IS FOR :

“let’s sacrifice changbin to the demons.”

💤 M IS FOR :

“motherflipping tammy better hurry her ass up, big girls got to eat.”

💤 N IS FOR :

“no I will not steal chan’s laptop… or will I?”

💤 O IS FOR :

“originally I was going to tell hyunjin he looked like a prince, but instead I was a little devious and called him a quadrilateral crooked looking toe.”

💤 P IS FOR :

“put that back. I’m not buying that and YOU’RE definitely not buying that either.

💤 Q IS FOR :

“quokka prince? more like furry prince… my bad.”

💤 R IS FOR :

“right when we were filming skz family I tripped over my heels.. that’s where I got this bruise from guys don’t worry.”

💤 S IS FOR :

“seungminnie told me to watch his puppy.m while he did his laundry. this is such an honor.”

💤 T IS FOR :

“today is national pay kie money for babysitting 8 grown ass men. STAY, YOUR MONEY WAS DUE 7 HOURS AGO. PAY UP.”

💤 U IS FOR :

“uhhh.. so when am I getting my paycheck?”

💤 V IS FOR :

“very well done.. what are you expecting? a cookie? some chips? a gold medal?”

💤 W IS FOR :

“well I’m not going outside. why you ask? it’s currently mating season. you think I wanna be out there with all those hungry hooligans?”

💤 X IS FOR :

“‘x minus y is equal to—‘ just because I said I was bored doesn’t mean I wanna go through hell and back all over again…”

💤 Y IS FOR :

“you’re the first person that just so happened to pop into my peripheral view.. so now I’m holding you at gunpoint because the store I just tried to uber from doesnt have my snack cakes or the tea that I want. this is a total nightmare.”

💤 Z IS FOR :

*sleeping with hyunjin and han*

[dropthedemiurge]

Happy holidays to @cosmictaemin ^^ It your Secret Santa~ Sorry that I wasn't too talkative but here me and Donghyuk came up to invite you to build a snowman :] Don't forget a warm scarf and cup of hot coffee or chocolate!