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tiredassmage · 2 years ago

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Ossus be upon ye, so I think it’s time to release the shitpost that’s been living rent-free in my head and that’s the “ah yes my s/o and [unexpected partner/object they are cuddling with” except make it Jonas laying there staring at the ceiling while Theron clings to Tyr while the two of them are knocked tf out sleeping and it’s “ah yes, my boyfriend and his defected Imperial Cipher husband”

Certain that’s not an original thought but I have been snickering about it for like 3 weeks

#swtor #dot talk #just shitpost things #no for the record i don't know if an expanded relationship would actually come out of this #but i adore the idea of jonas being an absolute menace to theron so like. considering that's one of tyr's favorite activities to show love #imagine how unstoppable the two of them would be #theron will regret the day they were ever introduced #also jonas 'hi i'm bi' balkar hitting up the commander the moment he lays eyes on them is just skdfnlsdnflsdf its hilarious #'you can be my ally any time' opfjdlsafn real subtle jonas real subtle #do u think jonas is even shorter than theron #is he shorter than both of his potential bfs #that'd be hilarious #his defected imperial cipher husband that has killed multiple sith lords at this point #we don't talk about tyr's many potential crushes tbh i think he'd have a crises if he ever realized the amount of people #he's been this close [ok hand] to catching feelings for #i certainly will at least #ofc him and jonas ALSO butt heads bc tyr's pouting about having to go back to the empire but like. they could work it out #they will. he's going to pout and theron is going to be like 'look what you did you made him sad' but also tyr's a workaholic sooooo #theron looking tame in comparison is always a startling part of their relationship lol #and jonas is watching both of them like 'what kind of thermal detonator have i picked up exactly' 'yes'

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