#do that indiana jones thing plz

[dapper-lil-arts]

Rotating them in my mind

[miitarashi]

TINTIN HALLOWEEN HEADCANONS WITH HIS S/O PLZ 🙏🙏😆

OH- GOOD IDEA MY BEAUTIFUL UNKNOW PERSON!

Oh and hello! I didn't died,just the time is more short than me those days,but! I would never lost the opportunity to make some halloween headcanons about my precious man!

[Name] = reader (neutral since it wasn't specified)

Warning: none! Just enjoy and happy halloween!

☆Halloween headcanons☆

Ok,first. If you wanted to participate he would find a bit odd since it's more for childrens.

But he can't say no to you,even if he tried 🤷🏽‍♀️ (and probably it wasn't only you asking,Haddock wanted too but was a little embarrassed to admit)

In the end...

"come onnn! It'll be fun Tintin!"

"aye,hear them lad! You need some easy going fun too. But if you embarrassed i can go with you two...Just in case!"

".....you want to go too,right captain?"

"..."

"and [Name] make up your mind so you two would try to convince me"

"..."

"...ok. I'll go"

Success 😌👌🏽

He's that classic type that like to do figures related to books. Kings,pharao,maybe even presidents.

And let's not lie,you really make his mind about the pharao because most of them use that type of clothes that show what should be seen y'all know??

A blessed view indeed 🙇🏽‍♀️

But now,the obvious one. He would be sherlock or indiana Jones.

We all know it.

But now,if,without him knowing,you show up dressed like Watson to match with him?

Pure happiness.

He's not opposet to do matching costumes,just if you say out of nowhere something like:

"...what if...i dress up like a ketchup and you-"

"[Name]. Don't even think about it"

"Wha- i didn't finished-"

"You dressed as a ketchup,me like a mayonnaise and Milu would be the mostard,right?"

".......but hear me out-"

Just making a bet and wining to make this happen but believe me,it would worth every second lol.

Letting that type of costumes aside,he like to wear things related to your new obssesions too. Anime,series,books or anything,if doing this put a smile on your face he'll do.

Go shopping to buy clothes,plan things and all, everything for you 😌👌🏽

Scary him should be difficult,but he's quite easy to do it. He do those little jumps you know?

Halloween parties. He'll go just because of you,he knows that you'll get drunk and being there is more safe than waiting for you at home.

So he basically go to be sure that you'll come back home safe,even though this mean him dragging you back while hearing you mumbling:

"Yu see ut right??? I won!"

"Indeed,you drink more than anyone,less than the captain,but close"

"say whath?! I can yesy! I'll bet wuth him!"

"[Name]..."

"i'll won!"

At this point he was regreting letting you go for the party but your mouth didn't shut, althought...

"Hihihi- ah! Wait-"

"And here we go...Is something wrong?"

"You! I looowe youu!"

"..."

This made him smirk happily for a good while.

Oh,and Milu don't get away. If you two match,Milu will too. Imagine him with a little Sherlock homes costume or with a little crown of a king. Things like that.

Now,to end with a cute one: it should be a tricky to mess up a bit with Haddock,you and Tintin dress up like him (even milu) but jokes on both of you,he was over the moon.

He took as much photos he could and keep it with him like a little teasure.

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A/N: hey! Long time no see y'all huh? Thought i was dead? Ha! I wish 🥲. But anyway!! I was sad and remember about my blog, didn't had that much hopes about seen requests but bro- there had! And one asking for a halloween headcanons?? I had to make it and so there it is! I'll try to make more,little by little i'll be fully back don't worry. Thank you for the request dear unknow,love you!

[vollb3r]

Oh, another Voller/Klaber shipper! Hi!! Just like with Spider, you can scream with me about them any time if you want. There's still so little of us, feel free to dm me!

What are some of your headcanons after seeing the movie?? (Besides the one that they should have kissed during the plane scene, because they absolutely should. I bet they did in the last second, though, when the camera wasn't inside of the plane anymore. :))

OMG HELLO :] i'm so excited to be meeting more vollber fans rn, plz don't be afraid to dm me either because i have LITERALLY SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THEM omg sorry i took so long to answer but as for headcanons (and other silly thoughts since i know i'll probably go crazy here), these are a few that are dancing around my head rn!! :))

• dragon riders - i think it'd be very snazzy if when archimedes found voller and klaber's bodies in the plane wreck they were immortalized in history as "the dragon riders," indiana jones finding a picture of them in that tomb like how he and helena found that picture of the phoenix with propellers representing their plane and he's like "jesus fuck not these homos again" LMAO

• klaber has adhd & dyslexia - i'm neurodivergent myself and i find this very fitting, klaber's impulsivity and horrific german just speaks to me and i also adore the idea of voller being the only one to accurately recognize this and help him rather than pinning the "dumb country boy" stereotype to him (although i love this flavor of klaber too)

• voller on tv - a lot of documentaries were made about ww2 after its end, voller never even considered the possibility of this happening and being a renowned nazi scientist, he becomes the subject of quite a few of them but what he doesn't know is that klaber has rewatched each and every one of them at least a hundred times for the simple fact that they're about his beloved boss that couldn't possibly do anything wrong (and he thinks young voller looks smoking hot ofc)

• this one is very nsfw so don't read any further than this if you're not a fan of that kinda stuff but anyways horny klaber - klaber's sex drive is fucking RIDICULOUSLY strong and it's not hard to tell, a single whiff of voller's cologne has that man foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and there's nothing anyone can do about it because klaber's the golden boy and if he can get away with shooting up the literal apollo 11 parade, he can get away with humping every available piece of furniture within a 100 mile radius too (or alternatively voller's leg)

• slightly nsfw but klaber's accent - voller is fucking IN LOVE with it but he'd throw himself off a bridge before ever admitting it, hauke complains that voller is constantly correcting him on his german but despite klaber's being significantly worse, he never says a thing about his and then one day it clicks and he's just like "oh" 😰 LMAO

• MORE NSFW SORRY LMAO but sexy time - klaber definitely calls voller herr voller in bed regardless of whether he's topping or bottoming, voller actively encourages this with a "guter Junge" (good boy) each time ;)

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD BUT SHOOT ME A MESSAGE AND I CAN DM YOU MORE THAT COME TO MIND IF YOUD LIKE BECAUSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT GOES AT LIKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT :]]

[seriously-nobody]

Hey I figured I should do a lil about me type thing. Plz don't judge too harshly again this is my actual life. So anyway here we go! 😵‍💫

@all-things-ghostly thx for this idea

I was born in 2004 in Newport Beach and grew up in sunny southern California, specifically one city over from Anaheim. And yes, I went to Disneyland, quite often actually. I'd say I went maybe 2-3 times a month or if it was around the holidays or a special event it was every weekend if I could. So, needless to say, I know Disneyland pretty well. Unfortunately, I had to move out of California in 2017, but that's a story for another day.

I was, for a long time, afraid of the mansion, surprisingly enough. The only thing I was afraid of was the pop up ghosts so everytime I passed the gate to the graveyard I'd close my eyes until the ghost host said his line "Ah there you are." and I knew I was safe. That was until a friend of mine who was a few years older than me took me through it and pointed out which graves had pop ups and when they usually spring up. I wanna say that I was around 5 or 6 when this happened. O also I remember the beating heart bride before Constance kicked her out lmao. I remember not being afraid of her because she just kinda chilled out there, she was super pretty according to mini me. My parents r super mega Disney fans and we used to go to an actual Disney club in CA and I remember it was a big announcement at our monthly meeting that a new ghost was taking over the attic and it was super exciting. I also remember when they announced they were installing Hattie into the mansion again and it was super cool to me since I already knew the history of the figure.

Anyway enough about the mansion (for now). For a long time my favorite attraction in the park was Splash Mountain. Yes I understand everything now but back when they were taking it out I had no idea about song of the south and the underlying story of it all. Now that I understand tho, I can say that it was super problematic and really shouldn't have been there. I really just thought it was about cute fluffy animals singing about a rabbit escaping death and u get wet. I mostly liked it because it had a single rider line and it was nice to ride alone on a hot day.

I'd say Indiana Jones was my 2nd favorite, even tho their single rider was kinda on and off sometimes, and I didn't come around to actually riding it for fear of the mummies that come out at you, that big projection of kali that appears on the cieling in the skull room, and the giant snake, until I was 6 or 7. I say 6 or 7 because again that same friend helped me through it. But after I got through it with my eyes open I loved it.

Ok enough of park rambling because I could probably talk about the parks until I die and I still wouldn't be finished talking. So I moved away from Cali sadly and I had to part with the park and characters I so loved. I wouldn't say I forgot about my love for these characters but I would say it faded, a lot actually. So let's talk recent, like early July 2023. I forgot what movie I was watching but I remember seeing a certain trailer before the movie that hit me over the head with a comically sized cartoon hammer. I remember seeing the purple wallpaper and I got real confused because I didn't hear /anything/ about there being another HM movie much less a scary one. Like this trailer made me so incredibly happy I cannot even tell u. When I saw that jerky constance in the corner shot I damn near cried. I was finally getting a more scary Haunted Mansion movie WITH ACTUAL HAUNTED MANSION CHARACTERS. Ya that went on the calendar real quick. Then I saw it in theaters and o my god was that THE hatbox ghost?? O my god??? They put him in here! O... o no... he's... he's evil... and he's so sassy and stupid... And then I fell. I not only fell for Alistair but I also fell back in love with characters and places I hadn't been since I was 13. And that love that had faded from being away for so long grew vibrant and close again. Ok quit it with the gushy mushy shit, me. Anyway so I really loved this movie and I had a Tumblr account at the time. I mean I wasn't posting anything but I had it to look into cool niche Fandoms. So I did just that. I didn't expect like anything but I was overjoyed to see so many people loving characters that I feel don't get enough of it.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

[im-no-jedi]

writing down my thoughts as I rewatch “Pabu”, this is the most incoherent I’ve ever been, be prepared ROFL

what planet are they on in the opening scene? how long have they been hanging out with Phee? has she been in regular contact with them ever since ��Entombed”? I NEED TO KNOW

love that Omega was at the table with Phee the whole time, and Phee used the excuse that she was teaching Omega her trade, we love to see it 🥰

I RECOGNIZED STEVE BLUM’S VOICE INSTANTLY AND NEARLY WENT FERAL

Phee handing that poisoned drink to Omega was really funny to me for some reason LOL

Hunter and Wrecker. HUNTER AND WRECKER. LORDY HELP ME. as if I wasn’t already in love with those two... D A M N 😍😍😍

nah fr Hunter flinging his blade at that worm was LITERALLY SOMETHING I WROTE IN MLWTBB OVER A YEAR AGO WTF

I just need that entire fight sequence embedded behind my eyelids plz, it was SO good \o/

TECH PLAYING SOLITARE ON TOP OF GONKY, I DIED 🤣

all of Phee’s comments about Omega, gurl knows what’s up (and Hunter totally agreed with her)

why was that message from Cid so freaking ominous??? ma’am??? where did this animosity come from all of a sudden??? srsly I feel like the “Cid is a villain now” thing came out of nowhere (despite what happened in “Faster” but I digress... idk it just doesn’t sit right with me ok lskjdfgklfdkj)

they’ve been away for THREE WEEKS doing what exactly???? hanging out with Phee??? traveling to nowhere in particular???? I NEED ANSWERS PLZ

I can NOT believe Pabu is literally just Palma Flora (a city in Wildemount that I set my DnD campaign in 2 years ago). literally the events that happened in this episode were VERY similar to that adventure from the Wildemount guide, and I am cackling about it haha

Phee literally being female space Indiana Jones was not on my bingo card, but I’m not complaining about it, good for her \o/

NOT WRECKER WITH THE “you’ve got some competition!��� TO TECH I LEGIT LOST MY MIND OMFG

SERIOUSLY I CAN’T BELIEVE TECH/PHEE IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE LSKJFGUIHGLFKDJ

the way Tech stopped when Phee started walking to the museum.... BRUH. DOES YOU HAVE A CRUSH MAYHAPS 👀

Omega immediately befriending Lyana made me SO happy, she finally has a friend her age (which I KNOW Phee thought of on purpose, she brought them all there for OMEGA’S sake, I KNOW IT) 🥰

“do you know everyone here?” “of course! we’re all like family!” YOU DON’T SAY 👀👀👀

THE MONKEYS. they’re so cute and I want 20 of them thanks 🥰

“I... have not heard her laugh like that in some time” *SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS*

to no one’s surprise, I’ve been monitoring Hunter like a HAWK, and I’m pretty sure that man never stopped smiling from the moment they landed on Pabu OMFG. I know everyone is talking about Omega’s happiness, but HUNTER WAS HAPPY TOO. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

speaking of...

“as a father, you couldn’t ask for a better place to raise a child”

*INHALES SHARPLY*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literally I was SHAKING after that line, I am a WRECK and I will NEVER RECOVER

ALSO

“a little stability might do you all some good“ I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAYING THAT THE ENTIRE TIME THANK YOU PHEE

it’s not just for Omega, they ALL need this, they ALL need a safe place where they can just live life and not have to worry about anything, PLEASE they need it so bad 😭

space sushi is canon. SPACE SUSHI IS CANON. HALLELUJAH \o/

the way Hunter told Omega to “have fun”... MY DADGUM HEART. SIR. I’M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLZ 🥺😭💙

“I’m full! I am NEVER full!” STOOOOOOOP. this poor man has never had a decent meal in his LIFE, I am SOBBINGGGGGGG

and then Tech “I will note the date and time to commemorate such a momentous occasion” PLZ SLKFJGHGLFKDJS

crying actual tears at Omega out on the boat, smelling the ocean, feeling the sun on her face, and reminiscing about Kamino... MY SWEET BABY 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙

and then Lyana with “doesn’t that get lonely” after hearing that they’ve never stayed in one place for very long... GURL. I FELT THAT. I LIVED THAT. O O F 💔

Phee practically dragging Tech over to the corner to see the lights; she even grabbed his wrist, the menace. she’s got it BAD for him, and he totally feels the same way, I LOVE THEM 🥰

Hunter noticed the monkeys were acting weird, but I KNOW he also felt the vibrations in the earth before anyone else. my man is just that good ok 😌

are tremors common for islands like that? I have no knowledge on the subject. my initial thought was OMG THE ISLAND IS ACTUALLY A DORMANT VOLCANO because of the shape of it?? idk LOL

Hunter ABSOLUTELY could feel the vibrations. “I don’t think it’s over yet” HE KNEW. HE COULD FEEL IT. HE’S THAT GOOD 😤

the fact that it’s been 30 YEARS since the last sea surge, and another one just so happened on the same day TBB showed up. @jam-n-ham and I joked that they brought a curse to the island ROFL

the warning alarm sounding like a foghorn was a nice touch 👌🏻

all of that water receding so quickly was TERRIFYING 😰

Hunter quickly taking charge and telling everyone what to do in his usual calm demeanor, my GOSH I love this man 😩💙

Wrecker sticking with Shep while Phee stuck with Tech, no surprise there 🤗

Omega sounded so scared when she called Hunter, oh my poor baby 😭💔

Tech and Phee with the grappling hook 👀😏

Wrecker immediately picking up the old guy and running off with him, I love him so much 😂

this episode marked the THIRD time we got pilot Hunter, and I am LIVING for it. Tech, please give him the wheel more often 😍🥰

also, I am suddenly reminded of “why is Omega hanging off the ship?!” after rescuing the girls; how’s that for an unscheduled study break? 😝

Wrecker putting the old guy on his back and climbing up the ladder like it was NOTHING 🥵

honestly, one of the most heartwarming things was seeing all the people helping each other during this crisis. when Wrecker came up the ladder, several people grabbed the old guy and helped him up, then several more grabbed Wrecker when Shep was about to fall. Shep was right, the whole island is like one big family 🥺💙

that shot of the island from the following day was devastating 💔

Tech and Phee still hanging out; he literally is just following her around now 😁

WRECKER OMEGA AND LYANA SLEEPING UNDER THE TREE 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙

absolutely OBSESSED with that moment between Tech and Phee when she stops him, what am I saying, I’m obsessed with all the moments between them, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS CANON FR LDKFJGHJUIGOFLDK

Hunter wanting to stay so they can help rebuild the damaged homes 🥺 as if he needed another excuse to stay amiright 😜

“I had the same idea” “did’ya now?” SLDFJGHIOHGLFDKSJHD

SRSLY THEIR SMILES AT EACH OTHER HELLO??????? YOUR HONOR THEY’RE IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE 🥰🥰🥰

the fact that Shep reiterated that they’re welcome there... y’all they finally have a HOME 😭😭💙💙

and that’s it! end of the episode. man. just pure serotonin from start to finish 💙

and yeah, I know we all have the same thought. “it’s not gonna last!!” WELL MAYBE THIS TIME THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT HUH, EVER THINK OF THAT???

I honestly think we’re meant to assume the worst, but it’ll end up being ok. sure, Omega getting captured by the Empire is absolutely still going to happen. but I think Pabu overall is going to remain a safe spot for them to return to, similar to Ord Mantell. they’ll finally have a real home. and it would be completely dissatisfying to have that all taken away just for the sake of ✨drama✨. let this show be the ONE time everything turns out ok in the end, please Jen and Brad, I am BEGGING you 😫🙏🏻

[fizzingwizard]

all sims youtubers want to talk about is cars and fairies, cars and fairies. especially cars cars cars cars cars.

i do not want cars cars cars cars cars. i could care less about fairies. the cars thing in particular i dont understand. sims is not about to become an open world. the most you'll be able to do is drive slowly around your neighborhood. and only in certain worlds (there'd be absolutely no point in doing that in willow creek for example bahahaha). maybe they'll give us a track like the horse racing ones and you can watch the car just go around in circles destination nowhere. for real y'all what are you expecting from a cars pack??? inquiring minds want to know

what I do want ever so much:

MORE INSTRUMENTS. let me make a band. let me be a singer in the band!! expand the singing skill! expand the options on the microphone! karaoke does not cut it! really i just want garage band tho no get famous nonsense. let's busk in the park together. let me play more than just three string instruments x'D flute harmonica saxophone drum kit plz and thank u

more non-American/European locations. they honestly did a pretty decent job on mt komorebi. now how about a world where the beautiful architecture that came in the oasis whatever pack would fit right in? how about a jungle world which is themed around the people who actually live there and not indiana jones.

dine out refresh? uhhh how about REALM OF MAGIC complete redo? like this is the only thing that would sell me on fairies, if it overhauled the magic in the game completely. realm of magic was such a promising yet such an empty pack. I especially hate that your options are "be a nice wizard who cleans things and makes flowers grow" or "be evil," and 2/3 of the spells you can learn are evil spells. and yes your rep does take a hit if you cast evil magic. even if you do it for good (like lighting someone on fire because someone else just hit them with the freeze ray and they're encased in ice... oh you saved their life SO WHAT you still set them on fire you EVIL WIZARD you). like what.

gardening visuals overhaul. I'm stoked about the increased usage for gardening with the cooking skill updates. I just wish gardening looked nicer. the plants that came with base game pretty much look the same. that's why when builders on youtube make gardens and farms they use debug plants to make them look more realistic. the plants that came in cottage living are great. really wish they'd just update all the older visuals for gardening. at this point there's so many cottage-y garden-y games out there that have nice plants and flowers it's like sims y'all can't compete. which is a bummer because gardening is somehow a huuuge part of sims 4. (and while you're at it update the base game food visuals too!!)

rowboats. plus lakes and ponds updated so you can row out on them, and the ability to go fishing on the boat. i think you can on the island living boat?? i dont remember but anyway that boat is too huge for anywhere outside of sulani so how about they just grab one of the many debug rowboats and make it functional. please??? fishing skill would be so much more enjoyable if i could do it in a boat instead of just standing in one spot.

okay my real wish is more boats in general this is really specific but i would buy a boat pack lightning fast. give me kayaking give me white water rafting give me going over a waterfall in a barrel hahahaha. i used to love going out in boats rl but it's now been many years since I had the opportunity. please let me live vicariously through my sims ;_;

new cool rewards in the vein of storm chaser and stuff would be nice...

I know I've made a post juuuust like this before and probably make one like clockwork every time people start going off about cars and fairies cars and fairies. but my wishes, as well as cars and fairies, remain unanswered. so here we are :P

[foreverindreamlandd]

Party Like it's 1984

Pairing: Neighbor!Steve Harrington x Plus Size!Reader

WC: 3.1k

Summary: You and Steve arrived at the Halloween party separately - him with Nancy, you with Robin and Keith. But when shit goes down with the new kid Billy Hargrove, everything gets a bit mixed up.

Warnings: Underage drinking, Billy Hargrove being an absolute asshole, bullying, fat-shaming, name calling, protective Steve.

Note: This is part of the Neighbor!Steve x Plus Size!Reader AU, but you do not need to read the previous parts to read this one! Takes place during the Halloween episode of season 2. This one's a bit angsty....also ignore Nancy in the gif plz it was the best one I could find :,)

Stranger Things Masterlist

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“This is a bad idea,” you mumbled, shifting in your seat until the buttons of your shirt were no longer pulling open.

Robin turned to you from the passenger seat. “Come on, babe. You promised we could go. Besides, we look hot. Right, Keith?”

Keith muttered something incoherent. “How long do we have to be at this thing again?” he asked.

“Until Tammy Thompson flirts with lady Indiana Jones,” you responded, staring at your reflection in the rearview mirror. Maybe if you pulled your own dark brown fedora, no one would be able to recognize you.

Robin started sputtering in an attempt to form a defense, but eventually just crossed her arms and went silent.

You were right, after all.

When you had agreed to let Robin drag you to this Halloween party, you imagined you could just throw on some witch mask and continue being invisible as you strived to be in the halls of Hawkins High. But then, your horrible, mean, psychotic best friend convinced you to wear matching costumes.

“Why do men get to wear the fun, hot, rogue archeologist outfit?” she had argued while the two of you thrifted for your costume pieces at Goodwill. “We could make it look even better. Sexier.” She winked and you groaned.

Sure. She could. With the cinched waist, the dazzling smile, and the stellar leather jacket she managed to find in her size.

They definitely didn’t have one in yours. So you went with the more casual look, a light brown button up that was a little too tight in some places, the top buttons undone to reveal a white tank top, sleeves rolled up your forearm and threatening to cut off circulation.

It would have been easier to find a large blazer to cover up your body, to hide the way these clothes clung to your skin.

But then you would have dealt with an even worse issue, the sweat. It may have been a cool October evening, but you knew that in a house full of horny, drunk teenagers, you would be standing in a gross, smelly sauna. If you had the blazer, you’d probably have put stains and sweat marks traveling down your back (or even worse, your backside).

So even though both costume choices weren’t ideal, you decided to go with the lesser of two evils.

Still, there were moments when you were getting ready, when you applied the red lipstick and adjusted the fake whip to your waist, that you did feel like a badass heroine. Where you felt….pretty.

The sentiment would usually go away when you turned to see yourself at the “bad” angle in the mirror, and then the dread would return.

That feeling of dread returned as you felt your stomach turn to knots as Keith parked the car and you all got out. 

You began your approach to the house, music blaring loud enough to be heard from the end of the street. The yard was in shambles, and there were hoards of people trying to get inside.

Your feet began to slow. “You know, maybe you two should go in. I can just hang out in the car-”

Robin whipped her head around, eyes wide and terrifying. “Y/n, listen to me.” She reached out and grabbed your hand. “You look fucking amazing. Please just come inside. If you aren’t having fun in 20 minutes, we can go, okay? Please?”

You bit the inside of your cheek, looking between the front door and your best friend. 

Finally, you squeezed her hand and nodded. Robin jumped in excitement and pulled you with her as she scurried to the entrance, Keith following behind in his vampire costume. 

It was chaos the moment you walked inside. People everywhere, limbs flying all over the place as they yell-sang to the music and danced along. It smelled like cheap beer and smoke and you instantly felt dizzy from the overstimulation.

Your hand tightened around Robin and she turned back with another reassuring smile. “Let’s get a drink, k?”

You swallowed, forcing a smile and nodding. She pulled you along through the moving bodies, some of them bumping into you and making you that much more aware of how much space you took up.

On your journey, your eyes flashed to the left, somehow able to immediately spot Steve as if being pulled to him.

He looked….amazing. The black shirt and blazer hugging his form in the best ways, his hair waving around as he danced, the sunglasses that made him look cool despite wearing them inside…at night.

His smile, which could have lit up the whole room if needed.

Tom Cruise had nothing on Steve Harrington.

Looking at him, you felt instantly at peace, and you felt your own smile creeping up your face.

A cruel, invasive daydream formed in your mind as you watched him. You imagined him turning over and meeting your eye, and him stopping short, completely entranced by you.

You imagined the way he would take off his sunglasses to get a better look, eyes not leaving you as he practically floated over to where you were…hand moving up to graze his knuckles over your skin..

And then you watched his gaze find the figure in front of him, and the smile instantly dropped.

Nancy looked stunning. Her tiny frame bouncing up and down to the music, perfect brown hair tied back.

Steve’s smile widened as he watched her, as did the crack forming in your heart as you watched him.

You made your way to the backyard where the keg was, grimacing as you watched a couple guys holding someone over it for a keg stand, counting and shouting wildly.

Thankfully, there was another keg a few feet away so you didn’t have to get any nearer to that.

The guy manning the keg looked you and Robin up and down, and you felt his gaze linger at your stomach a few seconds longer than the rest of your body. Your arms instinctively shifted to cover it up.

As soon as the drinks were in your hands, you nudged Robin. “Let’s go back inside.

Just then, the guy doing the keg stand was brought back to the ground, wiping his mouth and roaring into the air. 

Billy Hargrove. The new kid and apparently the new reigning king of Hawkins High.

A total fucking asshole. Smug, arrogant, a bully. You caught him in his car a few times screaming at his younger sister, or harassing some of the girls.

Billy was trouble, and you wanted nothing to do with it.

That thought entered your mind as soon as his eyes flashed over to you. He puffed his chest out, looked you up and down, then grimaced as he walked away.

“This was a bad idea,” you tried to yell to Robin over the crowd as you walked back inside. “Can we go ho-”

“Oh, there’s Tammy!” Robin exclaimed, totally oblivious to everything happening. She hooked her arm around yours and pulled. “Come on!”

Of course, Tammy was right fucking next to Steve Harrington, making heart eyes at the back of his head as he danced with Nancy.

He finally noticed you when you were about five feet away, you pulling away from Robin and moving to hug the wall.

“Hey!” he said, surprise in his voice as he rested his sunglasses on the top of his head and looked you up and down.

You braced yourself for the same judgment you received from the other two guys this evening. For any sign of a grimace, any disgust in his expression.

His eyes widened, and his smile grew. “You look fucking awesome!”

Your chest swelled. “Really?” you asked, voice inaudible with the music blasting.

“Hell yeah! I love it. Totally badass.”

He started saying something in a quieter voice and it got jumbled through the noise. “What?” you yelled.

Suddenly, he was leaning in, lips inches away from your ear. “If I ever hear word about an ancient, impossible to find treasure, I’m calling you up.”

A smile crept up your face and you nodded. “You got it, Steve.”

Nancy was still dancing, not noticing you, which was fine because you were too distracted by the way Steve’s body turned to face you completely as he leaned back to engage in any small talk. He rested his hands on his hips.

“So?” he started. “What do you think of my look?”

You rolled your eyes, instantly feeling more at ease than you had five minutes ago. “Tom Cruise ain’t got nothing on you.”

His brows raised, a look of….awe? or something painted across his face for a millisecond before he regained composure. He nodded. 

“Someone put that on my tombstone,” he responded.

The two of you laughed, you lightly shoving his arm and he leaned into you.

And just like that, the music and loud noise faded around you, and there weren’t any drunk people in costumes, there was no stale scent of beer and cigarettes and weed.

All you could hear was the pounding of your heart, all you could see was the man before you, and all you could smell was the cologne drifting from his neck into your nostrils.

You had hardly ever drank alcohol in your life, so it might have been the few sips of beer you had consumed, but you could have sworn his eyes flickered to your mouth and that he might have leaned forward-

“I’m getting another drink,” Nancy suddenly slurred. Steve whipped his head toward his girlfriend and you followed suit, watching her tiny body stumble away into the crowd.

He groaned, eyes tracking her movements. “I should go with her.” He turned to you with a smile that looked more like a grimace. “She’s had way too much. Time to cut her off.”

You nodded. “Good luck.”

Steve stared at you a few moments longer. “You really do look great tonight, Y/n. Not that you don’t always. It’s just…” he shook his head. “Nevermind. I’ll see ya around, okay?”

Another nod. “Sounds good,” you said, trying to hide your disappointment.

You watched him walk away before turning around, noticing Robin leaning against the wall, staring at you in disgust.

You mimicked her expression. “What?”

“What the hell was that?” she accused, standing straight.

“What the hell was what?”

She scoffed, waving her hand out in front of you. “That! You and dumb Harrington practically eye-fucking each other.”

You barked out a laugh, shaking your head. “You’re ridiculous.” You took a sip of beer.

“Am not! You’re like, totally in love with him, aren’t you?”

And then you were choking on your sip of beer, coughing and sputtering.

Robin groaned. “Y/n, come on! Him? That dipshit sucks!”

“He does not and you know that! Remember when he forced Tommy to switch lockers with him so that I stopped getting harassed? He also drives me to school everyday!”

She snapped her fingers, eyes widening in an aha! moment. “But Keith has offered to drive you and you keep saying no! Because you want your Harrington time!”

You jumped forward, covering her mouth with your hand. “Robin. Stop.”

Robin licked your hand and you yelped. 

“Listen,” she said when you finally pulled your hand away, voice quieter, “I just don’t want you to get hurt, okay? So if your heart wants that clown, then fine. But if he does one thing to upset you, his ass is grass.”

You nodded, expression softening at the sweet yet somewhat terrifying sentiment. “I love you, too.”

She smiled. “Come on, let’s get another drink.”

Instead of going outside, Robin led you to the kitchen where there was a massive punch bowl. The fumes it gave off as you stood over it seemed dangerous.

Hell, maybe this would help you loosen up a bit.

Just as you were about to head back to your spot, Robin froze, eyes following Tammy Thomspon as she approached the punch bowl.

You looked over to her and smiled, squeezing her hand. “Good luck, bud.”

She swallowed and squeezed your hand back before you let go and walked back to your safe space by the wall.

You did your best to try to make your body as small as possible, not wanting people to bump into the fat girl and have yet another excuse to judge you and your larger body.

You did your best, but nothing could have prepared you for the moment that Billy Hargrove barrelled across the room, knocking straight into you and spilling your punch all over your button up.

Billy scrunched his face staring at you. “Watch it, cow.”

You stood there, a mixture of shock and embarrassment making it impossible for you to move. You wished that you could just disintegrate into the floor and never be seen here again-

“The fuck did you just call her, Hargrove?” You turned your head to the right to see Steve storming over, eyes ignited with rage. He stopped once he was between you and Billy.

Billy smirked. “Look, King Steve, it’s not my fault. Some things are just too big to ignore.”

Wow, this kid sure fucking knew how to get you right where it hurt.

Steve took another step forward, and you watched his hands clenched into fists. When he spoke next, his voice was low, threatening. “Don’t you dare talk about her like that or I swear to God-”

Billy let out a low, antagonizing chuckle as he took a swig of beer. “Damn Harrington. I thought you preferred skim milk,” his eyes flickered over to Nancy stumbling out of the house in Jonathan Byers’s arms, then over to meet yours, “not heavy cream.”

Steve lunged at Billy, right arm swinging back to ready a punch.

You grabbed said arm, pulling him back.

“Steve, stop,” you whispered, hand clinging to him. “Ignore him. It’s not worth it.”

He looked at you in horror. “What the hell does that mean?”

You shook your head, forcing the tears back. “Just…please. I don’t want to deal with this.”

Steve stared at you for a long moment, chest heaving up and down. From the corner of your eye, you watched Billy saunter away, smug smile growing.

Finally, he relaxed, and you let go of his arm as he moved to take your hand. “Come on,” he said softly. “I’ll take you home.”

Another shake of your head. “It’s fine. Robin and Keith can take me.”

His jaw clenched, and he looked up to scan the room until he found Robin in the kitchen. He looked at you, eyes wide with concern. “Wait here one moment.”

You watched as he walked over to Robin, whispering something in her ear. Her eyes went to you, and when she looked back at Steve she glared, mumbling something in response. 

All Steve did was nod, then walked back to you.

“Let’s go, Y/n.” His hand went back to yours, and you were too tired to keep fighting.

He kept hold of your hand until you got to the maroon BMW. He walked over to the trunk and pulled out an oversized Hawkins High Basketball sweatshirt, handing it to you.

You nodded in thanks, silently praying that it would fit.

“You can change in the car,” he murmured, walking over to the passenger side to open the door for you.

Another nod from you and you stepped in. He waited a few seconds - back turned to you as he blocked your window from any onlookers - and then moved over to the driver’s side.

It was silent the entire ride home, you staring outside the window, Billy’s words playing in an endless loop in your mind.

The car pulled to a stop outside your house, Steve’s movements slow as he turned the ignition off, bringing his hands back to the wheel.

Had they been clenched around it that tightly this whole time?

Silence.

“Is that really how you feel?” he finally asked, looking over to you in such a pained expression that you felt your heart break.

“What?” you whispered.

“That you’re not worth it? That you don’t deserve having someone beat the shit out of some asshole who thinks they can say such awful, fucking untrue things to you?”

Your bottom lip trembled. “Steve..”

“No, Y/n, listen.” His hands somehow clenched the steering wheel even more tightly. “If anyone thinks of being a dick to you ever again, I’m swinging. You can try to act like it doesn’t hurt you or that you don’t care, but I do. And I’m not letting it slide.”

A tear fell down your cheek and you smiled.

“Steve Harrington, my stubborn knight in shining armor.”

Steve laughed, his body relaxing and he shook his head. “What can I say?” His eyes met yours and your breath hitched from the intensity of them. “You’re worth protecting.”

You swallowed, suddenly dizzy from the sincerity in this voice. If only you had managed to drink more of that toxic punch to give yourself more liquid courage to be in this moment.

But alas, you hadn’t so you were too sober to delve any further into this conversation.

“Is Nancy okay?” you asked, changing the subject back to his girlfriend.

The light left Steve’s eyes and he sighed. “I don’t know. She had a lot to drink and sort of freaked out.”

“I’m sorry.”

He shook her head. “She’s…she’s been through a lot lately. I try to help her the best I can, but sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever be enough.”

“Hey,” you said, hand reaching out to take his. “You’re always enough, Steve. More than enough. Nancy seems great, but if she can’t see that, then she honestly doesn’t deserve you.”

Shit….maybe I’ve had more to drink than I thought.

Steve looked down at your hand, his thumb stroking your knuckles once before he looked back at you.

“Nanc….she said something tonight. About you.”

Your heart skipped a beat and you blinked a few times. “What did she say?”

Steve stared at you, and you could almost see a million little gears turning in his head as he thought of the next thing to say.

Finally, he released your hand, eyes leaving yours. “She said you looked really great tonight. Incredible, actually.”

Your shoulders relaxed, though you didn’t realize how tense they had gotten in those few seconds of silence. “Oh…that was really nice of her.”

“She meant it,” he mumbled. His hand went back to the ignition. “I should get going.”

You nodded, reaching for the handle. “Thanks for the ride.”

He nodded. “Anytime.”

You forced yourself not to look back as you approached the front door to your hours, which meant you missed how Steve’s eyes didn’t leave you until you were safely inside, the hand once again tightening around the steering wheel before he drove home.

~~~~~~~~

Thank you for reading! :)

[prvtbugsbuggins]

Caboose and his ungodly amount of sisters.

A post for both my reference and for you all to enjoy.

The idea of Military Alphabet being used as names was inspired by Red Battalion, Blue Regiment by @tinfoil-jones. It's a great fic u guys plz.

More stuff under the cut.

Caboose and his sisters were all taken from a pool of war orphans during the great war. All of them had their homes glassed and barely escaped with their lives. The oldest at the time was little more than a small kid, so many of them don't remember having parents or a life before they were taken into the SPARTAN III program. For all they know, this was all normal to them.

Indiana was the oldest and was the one to remember what parental love was all about, so she was the one who kept an eye on everyone else and did her best to be sure that they had love while growing up. Their training was extremely harsh and she made sure it was as fair as it could be.

Here are the siblings, from oldest to youngest. Once they were old enough to leave the program, all of them chose their own names. Caboose was chosen as the last name, and all of them keep it as a sign of solidarity.

Name: Indiana ‘Indy’ Carnation Caboose

Rank: Lieutenant General

Armor Color: Dark brown and tan

Designation: INDIA

Description: Freckled pale skin with green eyes and red hair that she keeps short. Absolutely stacked. 9Ft tall even. Is missing a leg but has a cool cyborg one to replace it. Defacto ‘leader’ of the Spartan Siblings and tends to call the shots. Is high enough rank to make sure her siblings are treated well no matter where they end up.

Currently: Alive and still in active duty. Works mostly with Holly.

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Name: Holiday ‘Holly’ Yuletide Caboose

Rank: Major General

Armor Color: Green and Red

Designation: HOTEL

Description: Tan skin with brown eyes and black hair that she keeps long. 8’11’’ tall. Is built more slender but can still break your neck. Is the one who usually keeps track of all the siblings and makes sure they are okay. Organizes the yearly get together.

Currently: Alive and still in active duty. Works mostly with Indiana.

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Name: Winter Solstice Caboose

Rank: Chief Warrant Officer 5

Armor Color: White and Winter-mint Green

Designation: WHISKEY

Description: Pale skin with blue eyes and white-blonde hair that she keeps short. 7’9’’ tall. Is built more slender and is stupidly flexible, giving her a rep as an escape artist.

Currently: Alive and still in active duty. Works as a battlefield tactician and invents war-games for training purposes.

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Name: Tango Rio Caboose

Rank: Second Lieutenant

Armor Color: Black and White

Designation: TANGO

Description: Tan skin with brown eyes and blonde hair that was kept short. Was more short and squat but absolutely stacked. 8 ft tall even. Used to bench press actual benches with people on it.

Currently: MIA. Was last seen on Reach.

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Name: Vicky Ableton Caboose

Rank: First Lieutenant

Armor Color: Teal and Pink

Designation: VICTOR

Description: Pale skin with blue eyes and hair that’s always in a different color done in a ‘fluff hawk’ hairstyle. 8Ft tall even and built more slender. Is faster than the other siblings in terms of speed.

Currently: Alive and retired. Currently works as a DJ and plays for raves while making her own music.

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Name: Sierra Nevada Caboose

Rank: Second Lieutenant

Armor Color: Tan and Gold

Designation: SIERRA

Description: Rust colored skin with black eyes and black hair kept long. 8’5’’ tall and was more focused on martial arts, so she was rather slender. Could one inch punch people across a room.

Currently: MIA. Was last seen on Reach.

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Name: Charlie Beatrix Caboose

Rank: Sergeant Major

Armor Color: Green and Brown

Designation: CHARLIE

Description: Warm dark skin with brown eyes and black hair kept short. Built more chubby and squat at 8’6’’ tall. Can hug you to death though, so be careful. Used to be able to pick up cars so the wheels could get changed faster.

Currently: Alive and retired. Writes and illustrates children's books based off stories she told Caboose when he was little.

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Name: Luna Moonbeam Caboose

Rank: Sergeant Major

Armor Color: Black and Blue

Designation: LIMA

Description: Pale skin with pale blue eyes and pale blonde hair kept long. Just pale, lol. 7’11’’ tall and built slender and trim. Is really good at psychology and has a knack for motivating people without them realizing it. Takes active interest in troop morale and writes papers on how to improve it.

Currently: Alive and in active duty. Works as a drill sergeant and her teams perform better because she gives them all lollipops when they do a good job.

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Name: Juliet Romeo Caboose

Rank: First Lieutenant

Armor Color: Yellow and Green

Designation: JULIET

Description: Freckled pale skin with brown eyes and blonde hair kept long. Built like a muscular country farm-girl at 8’7’’ tall. Can pick up fully grown cattle and move them where they need to go.

Currently: Alive and retired. Works on a farm where she raises various livestock with her wife. Caboose gets to name all the baby animals born on said farm.

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Name: Fox (Foxy) Trot Caboose

Rank: First Lieutenant

Armor Color: Orange and Black

Designation: FOXTROT

Description: Tan skin with blue eyes and red hair kept short. More wiry and slender than most other sisters and stuck more to stealth tactics than outright assault. 7’10’’ tall.

Currently: MIA. Last seen on Reach.

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Name: Echo Echo Caboose

Rank: First Lieutenant

Armor Color: Dark Blue and light Blue

Designation: ECHO

Description: Dark skin with brown eyes and black hair kept short. Quite muscular and built at 8’6’’ tall. Usually specialized in hand to hand combat and liked to use knives and other bladed weapons.

Currently: MIA. Last seen scouting uncharted territory.

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Name: Ollie Oxenfree Caboose

Rank: Major

Armor Color: Pink and White

Designation: OSCAR

Description: Pale skin with brown eyes and black hair, kept short. Is more slender and built more for stealth and misdirection type of combat. 8’4’’ tall and can pluck your heart out of your rib-cage if need be.

Currently: Alive and retired. Works as a therapist and specializes in PTSD traumas.

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Name: November Showers Caboose

Rank: Lieutenant Colonel

Armor Color: Dark Red and Orange

Designation: NOVEMBER

Description: Tan skin with brown eyes and orange hair kept short. Is built like a bruiser at a good 8’10’’ tall and a body to put bodybuilders to shame. Likes to count how many teeth she can knock out of someone’s head with one punch.

Currently: MIA. Was last seen on Reach.

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Name: Kiki Piña Colada Caboose

Rank: Major

Armor Color: Light Pink and Light Yellow

Designation: KILO

Description: The smallest sister at 7’8’’ tall and slender. Pale skin with blue eyes and pink/blonde hair kept long. Enjoys looking pretty but is scarily good at assassinations. Likes to use her unassuming looks against people. Has beaten up selfish lovers.

Currently: Alive and in active duty. Trains special forces troops.

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Name: Bravo Blue Caboose

Rank: Lieutenant General

Armor Color: Blue and Black

Designation: BRAVO

Description: Pale skin with blue eyes and brown hair kept short in a buzz cut. Likes piercings and body mods. Has an unbelievable pain tolerance and likes to freak out her recruits using it. 8’10’’ tall and built like a linebacker. Sometimes will stand there and let people attack her and laugh at their attempts to hurt her. Will kill you if you make her siblings cry.

Currently: Alive and in active duty. Works on top secret things that are secret. It’s mostly boring stuff, like paperwork. She hates it.

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Name: Quinn Sable Caboose

Rank: Captain

Armor Color: Grey and Purple

Designation: QUEBEC

Description: Tan skin with green eyes and brown hair kept short. Tends to dye tips of hair purple. Is covered in tattoos. Is very muscular and big at 8’7’’ tall and can pop someone’s head off their body like a grape. Makes a newsletter for all her siblings so they know what’s going on with each other.

Currently: Alive and in active duty. Trains forces in how to work together as a team and not die.

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Name: Zelda Triforce Caboose

Rank: Captain

Armor Color: Dark green and Light Blue.

Designation: ZULU

Description: Dark skin with brown eyes and long dreads dyed in a wide range of colors. Built to be trim and slender. Could choke you out with her legs. Is 8ft tall even. Probably has ADHD and is very excitable.

Currently: Alive and retired. Currently makes VR video games and programs for a living.

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Name: Michael Jaybird Caboose

Rank: Major

Armor Color: Blue (the best blue)

Designation: MIKE

Description: It’s Caboose, our boy. 7Ft tall even with brown hair, blue eyes, and is built like a brick house. Gives the softest hugs, though.

Currently: Alive and in a mix of active duty and ‘retired’. Pets dinosaurs and plays ‘games’ with his squad.

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If possible they all try to meet up together at least once a year and they actively send letters to each other. They will call if close enough, but since everyone is doing something different, it's unlikely that two siblings would be on a planet together at the same time. All of them are extremely protective over each other, especially to Caboose since he is the baby. Despite some being retired, they still have and wear their armor because it's so ingrained in themselves. Eventually many more will decide to retire and pursue other interests once they figure out what they like.

Also all of them have a barcode tattooed on them somewhere. Not for evil purposes, but because it's easier to scan a code that can't be removed and make sure you aren't going to kill your Spartan by accidently giving them a medication they are allergic to.

Feel free to use if you like as well. I will be using this as a reference for my own works, lol.

[joancallamezzo]

(1/2) Ellie [Delilah's sister] i feel so bad for her. She has no one left of her family. Beck is prettier than Love, but i found her selfish at times imo. How do you feel about Peach? I feel quiet neutral about her. I kind of wish she didn't die though. I will go to Knotts one day, but i like huge thrill rides, Knotts is more smaller. SFMM feeds my soul, fast intense rides. My fav ride at Disney is Pirates of Caribbean & Space Mtn. I'm such an introvert, so the lockdown hasnt really affected me.

omg i know :((( ellie deserved so much better too... i’m glad joe is supporting her tho. i hope he stays doing that in s3. did you really find beck selfish? why is that?? peach was kinda irrelevant to me, but like at the same time a joke bc shay mitchell is just such a meme. but yeah i was just indifferent about her. she was kinda super annoying tho. definitely could have done without her, so i have no issue with the fact that she died lol. i enjoyed knotts!!! but ya tru the rides there weren’t that big. i’m really not a big pirates fan. i think i’ve ridden it once in the past like five disney trips i only took, and only cuz i was there for halloween and they do fun stuff in the queue at halloween. i really enjoyed indiana jones when i went to disneyland, that was probably my favorite ride at disneyland that they don’t have at wdw. i love space!! i thought disneyland’s space mountain was better than disney world’s. my fav ride tho is probably splash mountain... it was down at disneyland the one day i went so i didn’t get to experience dlr’s version of splash ://// felt that! the literal only change to my life has been not working (and like i guess traveling) but it’s not like i was going out or anything tho so this is honestly kinda my dream. however i can’t wait for quarantine to end so that i can WILLINGLY stay at home 24/7 instead of being forced to do it. u feel me??? and i’m tired of my entire family being home all the time omg. yeah heat is suuuuuch a love hate. i also enjoy being able to break out my summer clothing instead of wearing jeans all the time for warmth omg. but like. is it worth the sweat? that’s rough... you should just move out of cali to avoid the insane heat summers :))) YES CAMP ROCK >>>> i feel that so hard. big demi stan idk if you knew!!! i honestly was never a big hsm fan, idk if i genuinely dind’t like it or if i was just trying to be cool by not liking the thing everyone does, but either way i didn’t like it back in the day LOL. king kong closed back in aug :/ i haven’t heard anything about a tour but you should see wicked!!!! love her miss her my og musical <3 if you ever do see it plz inform me of your thoughts!!

[5bi5]

1, 16, 23, 39, 49, 52, 65, 77, 87, 92!!

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

I eat cereal dry (plz don’t kill me) so... the latter I guess

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

Rotini or spaghetti with tomato chorizo sauce 

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

Sleep in, watch tv, get chores done, bake, go for a walk or a run depending on the weather 

39: what color do you wear the most?

Black

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

I actually don’t usually. The last CD I got was a Kina Grannis album and I don’t listen to her that much anymore 

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

The Gru one is funny

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

Yeah, old friends and such... But nobody that I frequently miss just people it would be cool to catch up with

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

Pink

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

The Sound of Music, The Princess Bride, Little Women, Mission Impossible, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, the Harry Potter series, the non-prequel Star Wars Movies, the first Indiana Jones, and Love, Simon

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

In between but I’d air on the side of a pinch 

[sigma-enigma]

This is how we’ll remember Rattles

Shrine-Today at 4:54 PM

Still waiting for him to get back

Valithor-Today at 4:54 PM

SO HE IS PRAGNANT?#SPOILERS

Shrine-Today at 4:54 PM

If so it's a miracle babySome one link the gregnant thing plz

Acro-Today at 4:55 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

YouTube

J.T. Sexkik

how is prangent formed

Shrine-Today at 4:55 PM

Val needs to seeWatch that val

Valithor-Today at 4:56 PM

That's what I was referencing

Funniest video everYahoo answers is the shit(edited)

Acro-Today at 4:57 PM

the best thing is going through and looking at the categories some of these questions were posted inwhich include fashionand computers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4WXTCFVITk

Valithor-Today at 4:57 PM

computers -> Pregnnant

NONONOOMGTHEY COMBINED THISDIES

Acro-Today at 4:58 PM

also that reminds me I got followed by someone on dA today that ships Sans and Rose Quartz and it's actually pretty decent art

Valithor-Today at 4:58 PM

PREGANANANT

Rattlecat-Today at 4:58 PM

Again they couldn't find my right ovary

Valithor-Today at 4:58 PM

How does that even work

Acro-Today at 4:58 PM

ovaries like to run around

Valithor-Today at 4:58 PM

https://giphy.com/gifs/ovaries-qTG7yUisvl7na

My demonic goat head says otherwise(edited)

Shrine-Today at 4:59 PM

I think rattles left ovary voted his right one

Rattlecat-Today at 4:59 PM

It was a vaginal ultrasound

Shrine-Today at 4:59 PM

Vored

Valithor-Today at 4:59 PM

omnomnom

Rattlecat-Today at 4:59 PM

And for the past two they can't find the right ovary well

Valithor-Today at 5:00 PM

Maybe they need to inception

Rattlecat-Today at 5:00 PM

It's probably the only shy thing in my body

Valithor-Today at 5:00 PM

I'll take that as a promise

Shrine-Today at 5:00 PM

It leaveYou shat it out when you had c diff

Acro-Today at 5:01 PM

it's going "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE"

Valithor-Today at 5:01 PM

LOLLil shit ran away

Rattlecat-Today at 5:01 PM

Lol shrine thinks it got eaten

Valithor-Today at 5:01 PM

Maybe Shrine ate itOM NOM NOM

Shrine-Today at 5:02 PM

Kali ma

Rattlecat-Today at 5:02 PM

Lol shrine thinks it got eaten

Valithor-Today at 5:02 PM

https://giphy.com/gifs/indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of-doom-7XmTfrrPruuJ2

Shrine-Today at 5:02 PM

I ripped it, still twitching from rattles gut

Rattlecat-Today at 5:02 PM

Bakuphone is jealous if present mic

Acro-Today at 5:02 PM

isn't that what happened in Twilight

Valithor-Today at 5:02 PM

Pretty sure that was a placenta

Rattlecat-Today at 5:03 PM

Chaz sent a bunch of mic pics and they won't load

Acro-Today at 5:03 PM

something equally bullshit

Valithor-Today at 5:03 PM

I refuse to ever watch twilightYou can't make me

Rattlecat-Today at 5:03 PM

I enjoy the books

Valithor-Today at 5:03 PM

But I have seen vampire academy

Acro-Today at 5:03 PM

my mom read the books and watched the movies and I fucking hated every second

Shrine-Today at 5:03 PM

Watch the commentaryThe guy who plays Edward Cullen hates it so much

Acro-Today at 5:03 PM

when the first one was hot I was in school and they took my high school class into the library to "present" it because Stephanie Meyers was from our general areaand I am not kidding

Valithor-Today at 5:04 PM

XD

Acro-Today at 5:04 PM

when she described Edward and Co. and had us guess what they wereI was like"ANDROIDS"

Starson-Today at 5:04 PM

lays on the ground

Acro-Today at 5:04 PM

not out loud

Starson-Today at 5:04 PM

I'm home

Valithor-Today at 5:04 PM

LOLOL

Acro-Today at 5:04 PM

but

Valithor-Today at 5:04 PM

I would have said Androids too

Acro-Today at 5:04 PM

and then when they said Bella was average I pictured her as overweight

Valithor-Today at 5:04 PM

They just look lifeless(edited)

Acro-Today at 5:04 PM

not stick skinny like every depiction showed her

Valithor-Today at 5:04 PM

And bored.Every actors worst nightmare is being fat before shooting

Acro-Today at 5:05 PM

also my mom has been an Anne Rice fan forever so when she read the books she got super pissed because Stephanie basically ripped off 90% of Anne Rice's stuff

Valithor-Today at 5:05 PM

LOL(edited)

Acro-Today at 5:05 PM

that's actually where the sparkly nonsense came from

Rattlecat-Today at 5:05 PM

Anne Rice is a cunt anyway

Acro-Today at 5:05 PM

in Rice's books they had some sort of oddly translucent, shimmery look to their skin

Valithor-Today at 5:05 PM

waitwaitwait

Acro-Today at 5:05 PM

and Meyers decided

Rattlecat-Today at 5:05 PM

Nobody likes her fucking shitty attitude

Acro-Today at 5:05 PM

"I CAN DO BETTER"

Valithor-Today at 5:05 PM

@Rattlecat Are you getting your ovary removed or untwisted?

Shrine-Today at 5:05 PM

Anne rices stuff was good before she went bonkers

Rattlecat-Today at 5:05 PM

Removed

Valithor-Today at 5:05 PM

Both or just the one?

Rattlecat-Today at 5:05 PM

I'm a guy sweetheart

Shrine-Today at 5:05 PM

We don't know what's wrong yet

Rattlecat-Today at 5:06 PM

It needs to leave

Starson-Today at 5:06 PM

PFFF

Rattlecat-Today at 5:06 PM

All of it

Starson-Today at 5:06 PM

"EXIT ME"

Valithor-Today at 5:06 PM

Giggity

Shrine-Today at 5:06 PM

I mean end game is we get them both out

Acro-Today at 5:06 PM

the Dream

Rattlecat-Today at 5:06 PM

Gotta make room for all the testosterone

Starson-Today at 5:06 PM

"end game"

Valithor-Today at 5:06 PM

The ultimate vasectomy

Acro-Today at 5:06 PM

uhhh wrong thing

Shrine-Today at 5:06 PM

But right now we're trying to figure out what's up

Valithor-Today at 5:06 PM

#CloseEnough

Shrine-Today at 5:06 PM

Star look

Starson-Today at 5:06 PM

Rattles if you stretch out your arms and walk into the defibrilator you clip through and the ovaries will be outside of you

Acro-Today at 5:06 PM

vasectomy is cutting off the tubes of male bitsbut everything stays in place

Valithor-Today at 5:06 PM

wot(edited)

Rattlecat-Today at 5:07 PM

Dude apparently one of the ways to take it out is through the vagina and I'm like NO?

Shrine-Today at 5:07 PM

Rattles is out here completions run

Valithor-Today at 5:07 PM

Star that isn't how wall glitching works /s(edited)

Shrine-Today at 5:07 PM

Yeah

Starson-Today at 5:07 PM

Excuse you Val I've been to a hidden walmart using 0.5 A presses

Acro-Today at 5:07 PM

oophorhysterectomy is the goal of removing the uterus and ovaries

Shrine-Today at 5:07 PM

Mmhm

Valithor-Today at 5:07 PM

EXPLAIN (star)(edited)

Acro-Today at 5:07 PM

explain what

Rattlecat-Today at 5:07 PM

Someone please show Val the Secret Walmart post please

Sigma Shrimp-Today at 5:07 PM

eject ovary

Shrine-Today at 5:07 PM

One of those can be done through the vag

Acro-Today at 5:07 PM

ohhh the Walmart clippage

Rattlecat-Today at 5:07 PM

Reject ovary

Starson-Today at 5:07 PM

Rattles just press the eject buttonovaries will slide out

Shrine-Today at 5:07 PM

Rattles is like NO

Acro-Today at 5:08 PM

my mom got a laparoscopic prodecure done

Starson-Today at 5:08 PM

then insert your Ratchet and Clank disc

Shrine-Today at 5:08 PM

That's what rattles wants

Valithor-Today at 5:08 PM

I just want to be a real boy

Shrine-Today at 5:08 PM

Laproscopic

Rattlecat-Today at 5:08 PM

A ratchet ad clank discIs what I wany

Sigma Shrimp-Today at 5:08 PM

Ejec ovary, blow on it a bit, place it back in and restart system

Valithor-Today at 5:08 PM

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-disney-pinocchio-98xZ3MCGfwT3W

Starson-Today at 5:08 PM

PFFFRattles Ovaries glitched

Valithor-Today at 5:08 PM

LOL

Starson-Today at 5:09 PM

Sigma don't blow on the ovaries don't you know the moisture from your breath can corrode the ovary

Rattlecat-Today at 5:09 PM

If I die in surgery my will will detail the hunger games rules for all my belongings

Valithor-Today at 5:09 PM

Licks lips

Chazzie-Today at 5:09 PM

blowvary

[starkidmack]

in case anybody wanted to read my stream of consciousness from Flash and LOT this week

Flash

did the show conveniently forget that Barry supposedly has no stamina or are they ignoring that like fandom does

BARTHOLOMEW

my heart can’t handle this

MY SUIT GOES THERE Barry plz

A Segway are u kidding me I hate HR

This cop is a douche I hate him I hope Wally punches him

I HATE HR

HR made Cisco call him brilliant and handsome

ARE THEY GONNA DATE BC LOLE I LOWKEY SHIP THEM NOW

he had to pose himself what a nerd

Oh Jesus Barry don’t fuck up the timeline anymore plz

I hate HR so much how many times can I say that in one episode jfc

He has her NUMBER they TEXT HES VENTING TO HER

Cisco misses Harry fuckin fight me on it

BARRY HES NOT A SCIENTIFIC EXPERT DO NOT ASK THAT MAN FOR ADVICE

TIME PIRATE IS HE A TIME PIRATE

Cisco cleans up well omfg like I hate HR but also my Harrisco heart just came back to life

I LOVE CAITLIN SNOW

This hurts me

I LOVE HOW MUCH BARRY ALLEN LOVES IRIS WEST

like okay that sounded like a pregnancy announcement

Cisco has been waiting his whole life to make that Back to the Future reference

IS RANDOLPH HR’S PARTNER OR HIS PARTNER

“Save the scientist, save the world”

I love Wally but his suit is stupid

“I know” I love Westallen

HR OMFG A TURTLE

Julian babe

“I asked myself to say a few words” what a DOUCHE

WHAT THE FUCK

LOT

I did not sign up to relive that scene

I’ve really missed Rip

Oh no Mick my angry son oh NO

NATE OMFG

I love Nate so much he’s a NERD

HE WAS INSPIRED BY INDIANA JONES I LOVE HIM

Malcom and Darhk are an old married couple holy shit

LOOK AT THAT OUTFIT AND TELL ME THAT NATE IS A STRAIGHT BOY

Arthur Darvil is a gem

I love all the period costumes this season

Mick: *is feeling things* AM I GOING CRAZY

NATE BECOMES A YOGI WOHOUT INDIANA JONES TELL ME HES A STRAIGHT BOY

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HOLY CRAP IM SO !!!!!!!!!!

“Brain surgery obviously” I wish this show was a sitcom

I LOVE GIDEON

AND I LOVE NATE

that was almost cool I feel bad for the guy

How is Eobard even here I thought he stopped existing

What the fuck why would they do this to me

Recreational drug user omfg Rip

I hate these guys so MUCH I just want things to be okay again

[the-st0ryofagirl]

So I guess it’s you now

So I know that I tend to write on here when I have guy problems, or there’s something new in my life regarding a guy...so I assume you know what this post is gonna be about...

I know it may seem like I hop from guy to guy pretty quickly, and in a sense it’s kind of true. If there’s someone who shows me even the littlest bit of attention I stick to them like glue. I convince myself that the attention they’re showing is what I deserve. I believe this is due to the fact that I’ve never really been with a guy that has shown me that I’m valuable to them, almost all the guys that I’ve talked to have used me for their own pleasure. MTT was an exception, sort of, but not really since we were never boyfriend/girlfriend so it still felt like whatever we did was hidden/shameful. 

But holy cow, A.S makes me feel thinks I’ve never felt before. I get the damn butterflies, and I smile like an idiot when I think of our time together. 

So backstory short, we matched on Tinder a while ago while he was over on this side of the world for an orientation program before the school year was over (this was probably winter quarter of my junior year) (and he’s from the east coast too). We have been messaging ever since, and two weeks ago was the first time that we hung out. He came to SC around 2 pm and we went to go get burritos to-go and ate them at the beach, and that was supposed to be the end of the date since we both had plans for later that night, but we ended up going on a small hike and got to know each other more and more. We got lost, in each other that day. We were also really stoned, I had cottonmouth but I enjoyed kissing your coffee tainted lips under a graffiti painted bridge. 

We both cancelled our plans that night. Settling for making out in the car, my infamous bjs, listening to music and then closing the night off with a movie at the theater (Black Panther) and then saying goodbye at around 1:30 am. 

The next two weeks have been spontaneously texting each other when we can, he’s a busy busy guy (getting his damn masters and phD at the same time wtf), but he still texts me at the end of the day when he can to see how my day’s going and updates me on his. It’s so nice to talk to him, I don’t have to try to impress him. This Friday we made plans to hang again and so we did! After class on Friday he came over and we went to check out some beaches along the coast. The setting was perfect, the beaches were absolutely amazing, the sun was setting...it’s just always such a great time with him around. I not once checked my phone or checked the time at all, and time flies by when I’m with him..it’s like time doesn’t exist, it just all blurs together. I’ve never really been in a romantic relationship with anyone before where I’ve had such a genuinely nice, pure and natural connection. Not to mention the damn chemistry between us is insane.

After the beaches he came over to my place where we cooked and made pasta, we shared a bowl of pasta. How damn fucking cute are we. I’m smiling like a damn idiot just writing that sentence. He doesn’t watch TV either so him watching America Ninja Warrior while high was like the cutest shit ever because he was so stoked for it. After eating we had said earlier we wanted to watch that Indiana Jones movie, so we went up to my bed to watch it. Both my roommates were away. 

Stoned and horny, wanting the feel the physical side of our connection, we started making out and then we eventually ended up having sex. I wanted him so so much, there wasn’t any denying it. I could feel how much he wanted me though. Let me tell you something he’s got a preeetty big dick, and he genuinely feels so good inside me. Except sometimes when he went all the way inside me, I could feel him rearranging my insides just a little. And we got to try some different positions I hadn’t done before, it was way exciting. I also learned that I can deep throat his whole dick pretty well, the full 6(+?) inches. He got to meet my roommate and they talked and they seemed like they were vibing pretty well. 

We slept in the same bed and I surprisingly actually slept? Which is also crazy for me, because I struggle so much to sleep with others in the bed, especially other guys because I get all self conscious and start overthinking things, like where I should put my legs, where I should put my arms, etc. etc. etc. But with A, the fact that we were so comfortable with each other translated even in the aspect of sleep and cuddles. His body was always in search of mine, when i turned around, the way that our bodies wanted to moved towards each other and the way that our bodies just fit together. I didn’t have to worry about what I should do, because everything you do gives me reassurance for how you feel for me. I also had morning sex, and got eaten out multiple times, it was crazy and amazing holy shit. I’m sore btw. Like, all over. 

We then had coffee in the morning and we just talked and talked some more. When I went to go drop him off at his car we kissed goodbye and hugged in the parking lot and he brought up when the next time he was gonna see me was. When he asked I was genuinely shocked but it made me so giddy. He wanted to see me again...meaning last night didn't suck for you, right?! Texting for most of the day after that, nice too. We made plans for the next time we see each other, it seems I might be going to visit his campus instead this time! Staying the night most likely. 

I’m so excited and scared because this is the realest thing I’ve felt for someone in such a long time. He’s already caught me slippin’ here and there, maybe soon he’ll see me fall, I definitely feel like I’m stumbling for now. I just want to know what you think about everything, where’s your mind at boy? Let me know for my own sake and mental clarity plz