#do not go into the dorm room

[lulublack90]

Prompt 21 - Miracle

@jegulus-microfic December 21, Word count 291

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James wanted to go to bed. He was tired, and he had to be up early for quidditch practice, but Sirius and Remus were up there. James had learnt that if those two snuck upstairs alone, it was better to steer clear of the dormitory for at least an hour, and it had only been twenty minutes. He did not want a repeat of last time; he still had nightmares of Sirius’s pale arse wiggling at him in the dim room as his head bobbed up and down over Remus’s groin. He stood there wide-eyed, like a deer in headlights, until Remus spotted him and got Sirius to stop. That had also been the day he’d found out that his two best friends had been seeing each other secretly for months. 

He shuddered as the image of Sirius’s arse flashed behind his eyes. Trying to find something to occupy himself with, he opened the Marauder's map to try and track down Peter. He was in the mood for a prank. 

Peter was otherwise engaged. James spotted him behind a statue on the fourth floor with Gertie Appleworth. He was just about to say ‘mischief managed’ to the map and attempted to finish his charms essay when he spotted a figure moving towards his name on the map. What was Regulus doing at this time of night so far from the Dungeons? He scoured the higher floors of the castle for anyone who Regulus might be meeting and saw someone who made his blood run cold. Filch was about, and Regulus was heading straight for him. He folded up the map and took off at a run. It would be a miracle if he made it to Regulus before Filch caught him. 

[silusvesuius]

stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncLoEunRqCc

:)

[heyiappreciateyourshoelaces]

God, man, I don’t mean to be abledist, but able bodied people are such an inconvenience.

Like I know you say that you NEED to be upstairs for this lesson, but one downstairs couldn’t hurt.

And like- why do they need to stand in all the hallways- couldn’t they just like- go somewhere else?

[ms--lobotomy]

There are 2 wolves inside me. One wants to get bullyfucked by the big blueberry man himself. The other wants Angron to recover from the nails. I am a Warhammer girlie

[somecunttookmyurl]

all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults

you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something

[scrrunchi]

This week SUCKS ASS

Have this project week shit at school which is supposed to connect us with the other majors, but I'm sick, and the course I chose is exhausting and I'm tired and I miss my friends because they are in different courses and it SUCKS

[rapidhighway]

the horrible timing of the sxsg release date. I'm going to steal the PS5 from my house

[adriartts]

plane sheep (sheep from the plane)

[petoskeystones]

one week without any schedules or set tasks and i'm already saying "wow i should get a loom" "what if i learned manuscript illumination" "i need to make a quilt". i need to be back in school asap or i will begin to develop the skillset and personality of a 14th century monk

[zoey-angel]

My toxic trait as a stay is that immediately upon learning minsung moved in together I assumed it was by choice (not a randomized partner arrangement) and then concluded everyone picked their own roommate.

[thebirdandhersong]

It is some consolation that one day this will not make me bristle

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai yaoi could heal me

[seaofreverie]

Anyway how is everyone doing

[tardis--dreams]

I was so concerned with the horrors of making a doctor's appointment and the horrors of finding a job that i completely forgot about the worst horrors of them all. Finding an apartment.

[avihasopinions]

well-meaning people keep gifting me plants and i feel too guilty to let them die but i keep forgetting to water them (which is why i didn’t want plants in the first place) so they are perpetually on the verge of death as i resentfully water them every 3 days

[skrunksthatwunk]

have just been introduced to a kitten named rascal who lives on my floor and whose babysitters (who are not his owner?) were trying Really hard to goad me into adopting which like. he's a little baby and he's so so so silly and he barely even bit me but like also. this cat isn't yours???? anyway if the owner's giving him up then I might finally have a cat which like AHHHHHG