#do i tag this plex history???

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Brain is. Brain is horse.

Like. I know it's not Sewerhell Sunday but thanks to the image of the Raceway having a western area and thus, animatronic horses has just plagued me with mental images. Fucking Roxy in trouble in Sewerhell and barreling around the corner comes four robo spiders clinging on for dear life on a horse at top speed. Minis to the rescue!!! *Crashes into the wall*

And like. Combining that??? With horse girl Roxy who doesn't know horses are real things cause she's only seen them on the DS Vanessa gave her???

Finds these horses in a storage room and fucking bolts to Vanessa's office like "NESSSAAAA!!!! HORSES ARE REAL!!!!! NEEEESSSS!!!! THERE'S FUCKING HORSES IN HERE!!!!!!" Going absolutely bonkers with the zooms while Vanessa stands there in confusion like whadda hell's happening

And then Foxy?? Riding horses??? Knowing how to ride and having his own designated one??? Roxy absolutely seething with jealousy cause fuck that's cool... But also him immediately saying he'll teach her everything he knows before she can even say anything. Like he wants to show her everything so bad, he's been saying this before she even met him and she eventually gave in like "oh fine whatever show me something" and he rocks up with a fucking horse like where'd that thing come from?! Whadda hell???

Even if I mix this into carnival farmyard event stuff like I originally thought, it's all still fun to picture in my head like jguctxtk Indiana Jones theme playing as four Minis come charging in on a horse they can hardly control cause they're trying so hard not to get fucking yeeted by it like I love it. Roxy needs a hero and they're answering the call damn it!!!

It's so fun god damn

[yeetskreetreet]

I posted 71 times in 2022

That's 36 more posts than 2021!

26 posts created (37%)

45 posts reblogged (63%)

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Only 49% of my posts had no tags

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Imagine You and Michael being Gregory’s parents...

The au where Michael is Gregory’s dad but you’re his other parent and Michael disappeared when Gregory was very small presumably because he didn’t want you two to see him after he got scooped....

Except it’s now like ten years later and somehow Gregory’s lost maybe because he decided he finally wanted to find out more about his father... maybe that’s the whole reason he breaks into the pizza plex.. for answers. You hadn’t told him much but he’d found himself the boxes where you mysteriously kept an unusual amount of information on the fazbear company... and he was pretty sure some of the faces in the pictures mysteriously looked like his own..

And In the pizza plex he ends up getting them.. even more than that.. he finds his long lost father???

Now don’t ask how or why Michael is there he just is ❤️ but they actually don’t realize it’s each other, it had been so long and Gregory was so small... they start getting suspicious tho as they get to know eachother more...

It’s isn’t until you appear tho also breaking into the pizza plex to find YOURE trouble maker of a son... of course you can’t really blame him, you could never give him answers about where Michael had disappeared and you tried to keep his horrible family history on his fathers side away from him...

But then as you finally stand there hugging and kissing you’re sweet (at least to you) little boy you realize there someone else.. someone who’s now gone completely still at the sight of you.. someone... purple?

You go to confront the being and is unsure whether you should be thankful and apologise for you’re Sons troubles or if you should start questioning him.. when you stop...

“.....Michael?”

You stare in utter disbelief. He didn’t dint even need to answer, you’d recognise the love of you’re life anywhere. Even if he was purple and as non human as you could be. He didn’t know what to say either.

Only that he had a lot of explaining to do...

READ PART 2 HERE!!!

https://yeetskreetreet.tumblr.com/post/676654960700719104/simp

410 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

#4

You and Michael being Gregory’s parents part 2

Part 1: https://yeetskreetreet.tumblr.com/post/676539088975855616/the-au-where-michael-is-gregorys-dad-but-youre

So you and Michael had both realised you were reunited after all this time. But you also realized you didn’t want Gregory to get a complete world shock. This purple zombie man he randomly ran into in the pizza plex... being his father??

So you both prayed he didn’t notice how you VERY CLEARLY recognised Michael. You and Michael both gather you’re self with a mutual quiet understanding, and start to focus on the more important task on hand... getting you and Gregory out.

Lets say in this au that instead of Freddy being kind of sentient, it’s that Michael has hacked him and can get him to help you. It’s Gregory’s idea to upgrade him though. They had already gotten chicas beak when you’d been reunited, and it was when Gregory went to get Roxy’s eyes that you and Michael where for the first time in years, left alone... (with occasional updates from Gregory through the fazwatch)

You and Michael sit there hiding, still so unsure of what to say. But you decide that if not now then when...

“I....have so many... questions”

He sighed deeply.

“I know hun.. I...” you breath hitched at the all to familiar nickname.

“And id love to answer but...”

“But what?” You looked at him with colder eyes, and he turned his gaze away. Don’t get it wrong, of course you missed him and didint want to force anything out of him. But still, you’d been missing him for so long, and had loved him so much that you’d convinced yourself he’d... died.. because if he loved you as much as he said.. how could he leave you and you’re son in the ditch like that?

“...did you think I wouldn’t love you?”

Your voice started getting shaky and weak...

“No hun... I just-“

“Did you think he’d be scared?! More scared than he’d be without his father?!”

“ (y/n) please!” He desperately called to you.

And then you broke, after letting out your anger now came the pain, and the tears. Michael didn’t stop for a second, and immediately took you into his arms. Even if it felt harsh to immediately get meet with the reality of his actions, he knew you needed to get it out. He also knew that even if you might never forgive him, you would at least understand, if he just got time to explain...

He was sitting down and leaning against the wall, you curled up between his legs and arms. He stroked you’re hair, and leaned down to kiss you’re head.

“I knew it might sound stupid... but would you believe me if I told you after all these years.. I’m still trying to end my old man?” He chuckled quietly while pulling some hair from you’re face.

“....you’re fucking kidding me... still?!?” Maybe it wasn’t a thing to laugh about, but you couldn’t help to laugh at the absurdity. He nodded.

“It’s.. the easy way of explaining where I’ve been.... as to why I never went back home.. well you seem to have figured it out you’re self” he gestured to his purple decaying body.

“... I guess I have... but-“

The fazwatch beeped.

“Hey guys! I got the eyes!! I’m on my way now!!

Gregory beamed trough the watch. Micheal responded with a small smile on his face,

“Okay bud , we’re where you left us, be careful”

You both started shifting away from eachother and fixed you’re self up a bit. Michael sighed once again and locked at you.

“I promise once we get out I’ll explain why I... why I look like a mouldy grape” you blew air out of your nose at that, still so funny without even trying.

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430 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

#3

Okay I love imagining dating teen Michael during the 80’s cause I love the 80’s but a modern au... gives us so many opportunities..

Imagine you and Michael go bowling and because you’re annoying you make him tie your bowling shoes.

Little does he know you’re filming him on you’re phone. Later you take said film and post it to tik tok the with the text “remember to never settle 👑😜”

Michael doesn’t use tiktok a lot but has an account. After his friends tell him you posted a video of him he gets a bit suspicious and decides to check it out...

He gets a little embarrassed not gonna lie, but he also can’t help but smile cause it’s such a stupid you thing to do.

He gets you back by commenting “your feet smelled like cheese anyway <3”

470 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

#2

577 notes - Posted March 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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Tagged by @kirkaut!

Favorite color: Blue! Particularly bright blues from the middle of the spectrum to the greener end, like turquoise or electric blue.

Currently reading: Olivia Waite's A Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics, a lesbian historical romance. I find the way all of the male characters are obnoxious patriarchal obstacles to be a bit annoying, but have to admit that the romance itself is unfolding nicely.

Last song listened to: "He Was Tall" from Rogers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (Laura Osnes)

Last series watched: Ted Lasso S1. My Plex server had to be resent meaning all my viewing history was lost, so I've been going back and rewatching some faves.

Last movie watched: Persuasion (1995) on Sunday, hahaha. Had to get the taste of Persuasion (2022) out of my brain.

Sweet/savory/spicy? SWEET SWEET SWEET. I have a massive sweet tooth. I do like the other two as well but it's sweet for me.

What I’m working on now: The next chapter of Prisons and a one-shot about Stede and Doug talking about stuff while Doug makes Mary's breakfast, but both of those are feeling really difficult right now so I switched over to an f/f genderbend AU that's just a bit silly and about the vibes rather than going "but what would X do in this situation? like really do?"

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[eyndr-stories]

Howdy, traveler!

Welcome to the void under the bridge, where I stow all my creative nonsense. You can look around as long as you like! Don’t mind me, I’ll just be staring at you intently and hovering closely over your shoulder as you look at my stuff!!

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This is a side blog for my stories and other creative nonsense and current fandom shenanigans! Currently very much into FNAF: Security Breach so you're gonna see a whole lot of that here lol

My main is @eyndr which is mostly just for memes and general tom-foolery

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New stories are posted in their entirety to Patreon in advance as soon as they're done! That’s right, I figured out how to schedule things all nice and proper, just for you!! If you want you can pay to read the whole story all at once for as little as a dollar, otherwise, my stories will typically post chapter by chapter one day at a time (and become available to the general public on Patreon at the same rate) both here and over on Ao3

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All my stories and their info are under the read more~

Unwelcome Shopper - Created from a prompt by @write-it-motherfuckers, this short story is about a very tired retail employee working the night shift, speculating about their weird little town, and working through their anxieties.

My Planet - Created from a prompt by @writing-prompt-s, this short story is about love, hard decisions, and a little bit of sci-fi stuff.

From Dirt We Come, To Dirt We Return - This is an original short story written by yours truly about a pet sitter who agrees to watch a very dirty dog. Elavo struggles both with their mortality as well as keeping their house clean.

The Stranger The Better - A finished Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach fanfic! In Summary: Reader is a forever exhausted young adult who has social difficulties doing their best to pay the bills, so when they get hired at the well-paying, almost entirely automated Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, they don't really hesitate to think things through before stumbling headfirst into a horror mystery surrounding this company and its crew of quirky (and surprisingly kind) animatronics.

To Be Human - A finished Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach fanfic! In Summary: In a distant future where humans no longer roam the Earth and the sentient robots they left behind are left with little to no clues as to the lost history of their inherited world, Sun and Moon take up the title of scientists and endeavor to create their own human in their lab (that's where you come in!) in order to shed light on the mystery that is the lost history of the human race. Shenanigans and existential dread ensue as you, a funky little lab creature given sentience, attempt to puzzle out what it really means to be human.

To Be Alive - A finished Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach fanfic! Also a continuation / part 2 of 'To Be Human'. In Summary: At long last, the thrilling continuation of 'To Be Human'! There are more shenanigans for Star and co to get up to, and new horrors to be subjected to! Not to mention, Eclipse is still at large and up to no good... As 'To Be Human' is a self contained stand-alone story, one could very well choose to leave the adventure as is! Considering there are some heavier themes in this one (biggest thing here being death, specifically) that's exactly what I would recommend you do if you like everything very much the way it ended in 'To Be Human'. This story is an exploration of a few ideas I wanted to work with left over from the first story, and a way to tie up some very minor loose ends, as well as a return to some characters and a world I had a lot of fun with.

Chester and the Jesters - A finished Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach fanfic! In Summary: The new tech sure does seem a little strange. Chester (at least, that's what their name tag says) doesn't seem as concerned as they should be about the high turnover rate here at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, or the numerous rumors about what happens to people who take the night shift. And to make matters worse, there seems to be some kind of criminal on the loose! The cops say they think the criminal is hiding out in the woods somewhere near the pizza-plex. Stress is high at the plex these days, but Chester is stoic as ever. Say, come to think of it, no one can seem to remember where Chester's application went or who they interviewed with. Their employee file is misplaced or missing just like everything else in this place. But the new tech does a good job completing their tasks, and has their own badge and everything, so of course they must belong here. It's not like someone would sneak into the plex and go this far out of their way to impersonate a low level technician. Right??

I Think I Smell A Rat - A finished Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach fanfic! In Summary: Being a robotic repair rat who lives in the walls of the pizza-plex is a pretty great gig, all things considered! You fix the wires instead of chew them, and you get into tight spaces those silly humans can't reach and fix things up behind the scenes. You do your little tasks diligently, and all is well. That is, until one night when you realize all of your other repair rat friends have gone missing, and almost all of those animatronics outside the walls are acting strange… You aren't sure what it is that needs fixing, but by golly you'll fix it! You just might need a little help along the way…

THE SQUEAKUEL - Epilogue to 'I Think I Smell A Rat'! Just a silly little thing, all chill fluff. You and your rat friends play games with Sun and Moon!

Did It Hurt When You Fell? - A short little scenario request from ShiraCheshire on Ao3! Same universe and characters as 'I Think I Smell A Rat'. No prior reading required. This is a very detailed repair scene! We dive paws first into the noggin of our favorite blorbo :) And there's a few nifty little tidbits about repair rats as well!

We'll Need To Invest In Parachutes At This Rate - A short scenario request from FormDrop on Ao3! Same universe and characters as 'I Think I Smell A Rat'. No prior reading required. This is a sort of other side of the coin of the last chapter (Did It Hurt When You Fell?), where this time its Sun & Moon helping you after you've sustained some pretty gnarly damage!

Tea Time Tall Tails - A short scenario request from The_TRUE_Fanfiction_Princess and Gaiko on Ao3! Same universe and characters as 'I Think I Smell A Rat'. No prior reading required. Basically Sun, resident expert on having fun, teaches a bunch of robo rats how to get silly! Just a cute fun little chapter ^_^

Untitled Goose Fic - It's a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose. Super short, just a single chapter, and packed full of silly shenanigans! You are a goose a la 'untitled goose game' and you decide to have some good silly goose fun for a night in the plex! You confuse and maybe even befriend baffled animatronics and knock a lot of things over and do a considerable amount of honking. That's all, its just a silly fun little fic! Enjoy!! <3

Across The World - Original story written by yours truly! 8 chapters, fully completed. Summary: The gods of this world are ancient, most of them forgotten, or nearly so. Nomen has been taught not to make deals with any old gods, should they be unlucky enough to come across one. However, when their little brother Maribus stumbles into mortal peril, they find they have no real choice but to accept the trials of one such god in order to save him.

[hazyheel]

Best of the Super Juniors 2019 Day 6 Review

First up was Rocky Romero vs. Ren Narita, both at 0 points. The two started with some standard grappling. Narita was definitely holding his own in this match, but Rocky then introduced strikes into the mix. Rocky worked over Narita’s arm during the match, softening him up for the armbar. Interestingly enough, Rocky was not working the injured arm, showing that he is still avoiding the sneaky style. There was one roleup in particular that was really close, where Narita countered Rocky’s roleup and nearly got the win. Once again, Narita was only able to get a release belly to belly suplex rather than the bridge that normally gets him a win, so Rocky kicked out. Rocky was eventually able to get the full extension on the armbar, and Narita had to submit. Romero: 2, Narita: 0.

After the match, Rocky pulled Narita to his feet by the hair and slapped him, because of the disrespect that Narita showed him during the preview tag match. He offered his hand for a handshake, but Narita again slapped it away.

Grade: B-. Fine match, good showing for Narita. I think they worked really well together, and in the future they could have a good match. I think that they could have a much better match when Narita really develops his own style. Happy to see Rocky finally get on the board. 

Then we had Bandido vs. DOUKi, which has some history. Apparently the two know each other, as Bandido helped Douki get settled in Mexico when he first got to the country. Adds an extra dimension. Douki tried to start before the bell, but Bandido intercepted him by throwing his jacket at him and nailed a kick to the face followed by a crazy suicide dive. Douki was trash talking the entire time, but it was in either Spanish or Japanese so I don’t know what he was saying. The match really picked up when Bandido was in control, gaining a much faster pace. Bandido knew every move that Douki would make before he did it, and they really tore into each other with stiff Lucha offense. Douki nearly got the win with a necktie choke, but Bandido was able to get to the ropes. Bandido locked in a submission of his own, a crossarmbar with a head trap. It looked super cool, but Douki was able to fight out. At one point, Douki went for the suplex de la luna, but Bandido reversed into a almost a spike rollup for a near fall. Bandido then hit a go to sleep, followed by the 21 plex to get his first win of the tournament. Bandido: 2, Douki: 2.

Grade: B+. I think this was both guys best match yet. Finally Bandido was allowed to go fast, and that he did. The two understood each other’s moves, and they really went to town on each other. I don’t know if it will end as their best, especially for Bandido, but I really enjoyed this. And Bandido finally won!

Into a BULLET CLUB civil war, Robbie Eagles took on El Phantasmo in a match I was definitely looking forward to. The two gave each other a handshake to start it out, which is cool to see. They went to too sweet, but Phantasmo broke it up by attacking his teammate. Eagles had the speed advantage while Phantasmo had the strength. Phantasmo even went for Kevin Kelly, and when Eagles tried to convince him to bring it back in the ring, Phantasmo shoved him into the ringpost. When the two actually went into the ring, they wrestled really well, floating from one high flying move to the next. During Phantasmo’s spot where he stomps on the crotch on his opponent in the tree of woe, Eagles was able to deliver a german off the top rope. Love spots like that. The two went back and forth with high octane moves and counters, with one of my favorites being Eagles avoiding a moonsault, and then hitting a reverse rana for a near fall. The finish came when Phantasmo pulled Eagles’ bandana over his eyes, and then he nailed him with a superkick and greetings from chasewood park for the win. Phantasmo: 6, Eagles: 4.

After the match, Eagles yelled at his teammate, but they hit the too sweet and moved on. Phantasmo is much more of a heel.

Grade: B. Good match, not quite as dramatic as I thought it would be. It was kinda jokey in the beginning, but I think it really developed Phantasmo’s character. Phantasmo was kinda outclassed by Eagles, as shown in the beginning, so he cheated. He wants to win more than anything, and he is fine with being a total dick about it. They had a lot of good intereactions, but focused a little too much on talking during the match. I still liked it, and it was a good build to the match against Ospreay on Wednesday.

And another conflict in a faction, Will Ospreay took on YOH for Chaos supremacy. They shook hands in the beginning, and the crowd was actually pretty split between the two, which delighted them. Ospreay showed his strength advantage early on. Yoh had to target the legs because of the large size advantage from Ospreay. This, of course, meant that Yoh locked in the figure four, a classic way to assault the knee. At one point, Ospreay went for his classic backflip off of the opponent, but he collapsed when he landed, allowing Yoh to lock in a calf crusher. Yoh went for a superplex, but Ospreay slipped out and hit cheeky nandos. He then went to the top rope for a shooting star press, but Yoh rolled away. Ospreay landed on his feet and just collapsed, allowing for Yoh to lock in the calf crusher once again for a tense sequence that really felt like Ospreay would tap. Yoh continued to work Ospreay’s knee, and at one point went for a dragon screw leg whip, but Ospreay blocked it and hit a double stomp. Yoh was able to hit the dragon suplex, but he released it to send Ospreay into the turnbuckle. He then went for the move proper, but Ospreay flipped out of it, and hit a roundhouse and superkick, Yoh hit a knee lift, and then Ospreay hit a spanish fly for a near fall. He then picked Yoh up for a Stormbreaker. Ospreay: 6, Yoh: 2.

Grade: A-. Phenomenal. I loved these guys going at it. They have only improved since last year. I loved the knee work throughout the match and how much Ospreay had to work through it. Yoh seemed like he would win several times, and really went blow for blow with the much bigger star. This was great, and I think Yoh has big things in his future. Match of the night.

And in the main event, Ryusuke Taguchi vs. BUSHI. Taguchi started out with his goofy gimmick, and it was quite funny to finally get that out of a Taguchi match. At one point, he was Irish Whipped into the ropes, and he ran for probably a minute because Bushi just didn’t do anything. Eventually he hit a drop toehold and a dropkick on a slow moving Taguchi. Taguchi fought back and was able to hit a Kokeshi, but then Bushi started to work the ass, starting with several chair shots. That was a central focus during the match, as well as an odd “T” chant that Taguchi encouraged. Bushi worked hard to be able to hit his spike DDT on the apron, which Taguchi was desperately trying to avoid. At one point when Bushi went for his rewind kick, Taguchi just grabbed the ankle and locked in an ankle lock, for a sequence that ended in a ref bump. Bushi faked the mist and Taguchi ducked, so he got him on the way up, as well as a rewind kick. Taguchi still managed to avoid the MX though, then hitting a jumping ensiguri. Bushi went for a dropkick and Taguchi picked the ankle for a quick ankle lock, a dodon for a near fall, and then more agony in the ankle lock for the submission victory. Taguchi: 6, Bushi: 0.

Grade: B+. Good match with a lot of good comedy, and a fun closing stretch. Bushi worked really well with Taguchi, playing a no fun heel, while also holding his own in pure wrestling. This was a really good blend of comedy and action, with each understanding how the other’s style works. This was a very good main event. While not the best on the card, it was certainly a good way to send us home happy. 

Overall Grade: B+

Pros: Bandido vs. Douki; Eagles vs. Phantasmo; Ospreay vs. Yoh; main event

Cons: poor Kevin Kelly got attacked

[rickygoldman34]

It's another title match time. Carmella and Queen Zelina vs Sasha Banks and Naomi vs Natalya and Shayna Baszler vs Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley fatal four way match for the WWE women's tag team champions. All 8 women getting great entrances. The entrances alone were better than the whole last match. This was really good all 8 women looking on point and pulling it all out for WRESTLEMANIA. Plenty of pin fall attempts mostly from Carmella who Corey Graves put over in a huge way on commentary. No women should be ashamed of this one they did very well. I really enjoyed this one. Sasha Banks and Naomi win and are new WWE women's tag team champions.

DREAM MATCH TIME!!! It is Edge vs AJ Styles and what a amazing match this was certainly living up to the hype. Edge with a stunning entrance. The crowd was hot and this went the distance. So many pin fall and submission attempts from both guys here. This was a classic that really went the distance and one no one will forget in a hurry. High flying action everywhere AJ had to pop his shoulder back in. Both men hitting thier finishers but to no avail here at all. AJ coming so close but not close enough. I just cant believe how good this was it was damn awesome. AJ goes to the top rope but is distracted by Damien Priest. Styles flys but Edge hits him with a spear in mid air giving him the big W. Looks like Damien has joined Edge.

Next match The New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland. This was a big match for Ridge. New Day coming out in Big E inspired gear. This was an alright match. Sheamus takes out Kofi outside the ring. Ridge Holland with northern grit on Xaiver and he pins him for the 3. Not to much else to say here.

Out comes the dead man,the phenom The Undertaker again. It does look like hes done.

Let's go. Its Austin Theory vs commentator Pat McAfee. Vince McMahon introduces Theory while Pat had a great entrance he punted an American football into the crowd he looked great in this match he really did. Vince sat at ringside watching he was impressed when Austin was in control this was a massive match for Austin he looked really good here. A hot crowd certainly for this one. Plenty of back and forth action between both men even the action went out the ring when Pat got on commentary and called his own match. Austin looked to end this but Pat said no as we see a moonsault from Pat he then leapt to the top rope and super plexed Austin and then puts him away. Pat isnt done though he wants to fight vince who looks in great shape for 76 it's now Vince McMahon vs Pat McAfee OMG Vince is going to wrestle. Vince destroyed Pat he punted the football into Pats gut and beats him but we are still not done here he comes Stone Cold Steve Austin who comes face to face with Vince he then stunners Theory and then Vince and finally Pat followed by a beer bash.

ITS TIME! FOR THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT IN HISTORY!! It's the head of the table Roman Reigns vs the beast Brock Lesnar winner takes all both for the universal and WWE titles. A mega way to end this huge night. Paul Heyman doing the introduction for Roman while Brock does his own intro and then takes his gloves off. ITS ON!! Here we go!! Both men looking on point through out with lots of back and forth action. Brock takes Reigns to suplex city then Roman spears Lesnar through the barricade Roman tries to win by count out but Brock beats the count then a spear from Reigns in the ring then a superman punch followed by a second but Lesnar is back up and suplex city is on then another superman punch from Reigns. Brock then F5s Roman who kicked out Lesnar goes for a second but Reigns flights out sending him into the referee a low blow from Reigns then he clocks him with the universal title but Brock kicks out. Reigns takes Lesnar down face first and then another spear but Brock hooks on the kimura lock which unfortunately discloses Reigns shoulder. A sudden spear from Reigns,the pin and Roman Reigns is undisputed champion.

Once again a EPIC night and I give it 8.5 stars out of 10.

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Ricky Goldman out.

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Lucha Underground: Mess with the Bull part 2

Scene: Inside the Temple. Mat Striker and Vampiro are ready to call the next match. Striker: Welcome back to the Temple. Our next match is a Trios championship match and Vamp. The current champions set the Temple on fire with their arrival when they dethroned Killshot, Dante Fox and Mack. Vampiro: Man the Dudley boys have been in the game a very long time. They are good at what they do man. Striker: Enough waiting let's get this started!! (Fenix' music comes on) Striker: The first member of the challenging team. Fenix has held the Trios gold before not to mention he is the first triple crown champion in Lucha Underground history. Vampiro: That's no easy task brother. (El Dragon Azteca jr's music comes on) Striker: Here comes our current Gift of the Gods champion. Last week he survived a twenty man battle royal to win the championship. Vampiro: That match was so cool dude. To see him rise over so many vets man and eliminate Rhyno of all people to become champion man it was the coolest. (Super Crazy's music comes on) Striker: Who's..... Who's this? Super Crazy comes out of the entrance behind the commentator table. Vampiro: Hey I know that guy! Striker: Famed luchador from Ecw Super Crazy is the third member of the challenging team!!!  This is amazing! Could we see some old rivalries rekindled as well? Vampiro: Man this is so exciting! Let's hurry up and start this match. The Dudley boys music comes on they walk to the top of the stairs. The three brothers Bubba Ray, D'von and Spike have their belts on their left shoulders. The three brothers converse at the top of the stairs while staring at the ring. Super Crazy jumps on the ropes and does the come on gesture. The Dudley boys start to make their way down the stairs. Striker: It was almost as if the Trios champs weren't sure if they wanted to come down here. Super Crazy bounces off the ropes and does a flip to the out side. Vampiro: Guess my man couldn't wait any longer. Striker: Definitely not as he grabs Bubba Ray and rolls him in the ring. Quickly trying to apply the Mexican Surfboard submission move to Bubba. Vampiro: The dude wastes no time in the ring as he's proven already. Bubba Ray knows this though and is doing a good job of countering with those elbows to the head. Striker: D'von up on the top rope. Diving headbutt to Super Crazy, whose head was still on the mat from trying the submission move! Vampiro: That right there is why the Dudley boys are the Trios champions. They know how to work around things. Striker: So do the opposing team as ElDragon Azteca jr hits a spin kick from the top rope to D'von. D'von now rolling out of the ring and it's back down to Bubba Ray and Super Crazy. Vampiro: Two Og's right here brother. I can't believe I'm watching this in the Temple right now. Two old school dudes trading hard right hands man. I'm at home with this violence. Striker: Super Crazy breaks the cycle with a kick to the midsection. Now a suplex. He's not letting go! Bringing him around for another! Can we have one more? Three amigos!!!! Bubba gets up first and hits him with a Bubba cutter out of nowhere!!! Vampiro: Bubba needs to make a tag and he knows it too man. Striker: Bubba Ray tags in D'von. Super Crazy tags in El Dragon Azteca. D'von spears El Dragon Azteca in the middle of the ring. Vampiro: These guys are trying to put some big moves on each other early. Look at this man D'von with a snap mare. Now he's tagging in Spike. It's smart strike quick and hard and change up who's in the ring often. Striker: Spike Dudley goes to the top rope with a leg drop but El Dragon azteca jr moves. Nobody's home! El Dragon Azteca jr with an isuguri to the runt of the Dudley's. Vampiro: Dragon Azteca nailin an O.G. ddt on Spike, trying begin tearing down the little guy. Striker: No doubt as Dragon Azteca whips Spike into his team's corner. Tags in Fenix. El Dragon Azteca jr picking Sike up for a suplex. Fenix goes to the top rope and flips off the turnbuckle grabbing Spike Dudley's feet slamming him into the mat. Vampiro: That impact sounded vicious bro. Striker: Fenix beginning to try and put Spike in a Mexican Surfboard of his own now. Vampiro: Here comes the big brothers dude. Striker: D'von stomping on Fenix to break the hold. Bubba knocked down with a cross body from El Dragon Azteca jr and Super Crazy follows it up with a standing shooting star press. D'von clotheslines Dragon Azteca. Super Crazy hits a tornado ddt on D'von. Vampiro: I love it when chaos breaks lose like this man. Striker: Fenix and Spike fighting it out in one corner. D'von counters a super plex attempt by Dragon Azteca. Diving headbutt by D'von. Bubba Ray in the center of the ring punching the lights out of Super Crazy. Vampiro: I cant believe the dude is still on his feet. Striker: D'von joining Bubba in the center of the ring. D'von whips Crazy to the ropes. Both: 3D!!! Striker: Spike up on the top rope D'von grabs the legs of El Dragon Azteca jr. Wazzzzuuuuppp!!! Vampiro: Oooohhhh man he just got his balloons popped! (Chuckles) Striker: The referee finally getting order restored as Spike hits a Dudley dog on Fenix. In their corner. Vampiro: Look at that man another tag. Bringing Bubba Ray back in. Striker: Fenix doing a single leg take down to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba trying to pick himself up but Fenix kicks him in the jaw. Vampiro: Man what a pop! Bubba's gonna be tasting Fenix's boot leather for a month. Striker: Fenix picking Bubba Ray up and slamming him with a falcon arrow. Fenix no signs of slowing down as he picks up Bubba again this time for a brain buster. Vamp I think Bubba Ray might be out cold. Vampiro: No doubt brother it looks like that Dudley is shut down. Striker: Fenix dragging Bubba Ray toward the corner perhaps this will be the final nail in the coffin. Bubba sneaks a low blow! Was he playing possum? Bubba now picking up Fenix on his shoulders. D'von on the top rope. Dudleyville device!!! Bubba rolls Fenix into a school boy pin and he's holding the tights!!!! Striker: Super Crazy and El Dragon Azteca jr both coming in to save the day but D'von spears Super Crazy. Spike does a Dudleydog to El Dragon Azteca jr! This match is over! The Dudley's retain the Trios titles! Vampiro: Typical Dudley fashion man. They can't win without cheating man. Hey! Hey lookit at the top of the steps. It Killshot, Dante Fox and Mack. Mack has a microphone in his hand. Mack: Hey man what you dudes just did ain't right. But we are gonna set things right in a few weeks. Cus we are getting our rematch the same night that the Lucha Underground championship will be on the line against the Jucio Des Dioses winner. Striker: Oh man. What a season we have shaping up folks. It's been an amazing night of action so far and we still got the main event. It's Texano and  Terry Funk in a Bull rope match for the Extrme championship and to advance in the Trial of the God's, the Jucios des Dioses. Next!!!

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XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 (4-26-2020)

XPWEW Xtreme Rumble 2020 April 26th 2020 Denver, Colorado Denver Coliseum

SHOW OPENS WITH PYROTECHNICS

We are introduced to tonight’s commentary team of Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds and they run down the card and explain the importance that is the Xtreme Rumble match and it gives the winner a golden ticket to be in the main event of the biggest event in XPWEW history: Lockdown 7 on May 23rd, 2020 in the platinum shimmering city of Dubai on the waterfront now let’s kick it over to James Westerbeck at ringside bell rings

James Westerbeck: The following contest is a TABLES MATCH! The rules of this contest are You must put you opponent through a table!

Joe Gacy enters holding both tag team titles (Commentary explains how this match came to be, When Solomon Nasty appeared plucked from nowhere and wanted to be Joe Gacy’s tag team champion partner despite not impressing Gacy for the last month on Friday Night Pyro and now the ultimate challenge awaits Soloman, Gacy’s favorite matchup. A tables match.

Solomon Nasty enters

Tables Match 1 on 1 M1: Joe Gacy defeats Solomon Nasty

General Manager Romeo Roselli enters and walks down to ringside turns the corner and walks up to the timekeeper and grabs both Tag Team Titles. Gacy looks perplexed and a bit heated.

Romeo Roselli: Joe it’s been 30 days since Brodie Croyle was injured and you were asked at my discretion I’ll admit, you were unable to find a tag team partner so I am going to be stripping you of the XPWEW Tag Team Championships! (Crowd yells)

Gacy: Why.....Why...Where are the articles of confederation when you need them (shuffling trying to grab the belts tucked in Romeo’s left arm)

Romeo: But Joe I’m not leaving you in the dark. As successful and Plagueground was for the past 6 months that era must come to an end, pending injury and inability to find a replacement but Joe. I’m a fair GM. You are in line for these belts, That’s right Joe I’m making you the Number One Contender! BUT I took the liberty upon myself to find you a replacement because since YOU can’t seem to do that. I did it for you. So meet your new tag team partner

Audrey Carbine enters

((Joe Gacy blows the hair out of his face kinda groaning at the thought of Audrey being his new tag team partner))

((Joe Gacy jerks the mic out of Romeo’s hand))

Joe Gacy: THIS? She’s a woman, She’s weak, She’s vulnerable and to me, a wrestler who has applied his craft all over the world!! This is an insult To me and No, No I will

((Audrey Carbine power walks right up to Gacy’s face))

Audrey Carbine: “Shut up Pussy” (crowd ooohs))

Audrey Carbine: “I was a highly ranked official in the American Army for 8 years and I served four tours in iRaq while you sat on your ass playing Modern Warfare (crowd oohs again) I’m not too excited on being your partner myself but I’ve been itching for a fight since I got here and you’ve just been itching for relevancy Joe admit it (crowd oohs) The Tag Team division in xpwew is weak and that’s one trait that I’m not. So you’re either gonna hate me or you’re gonna tolerate me but together we’re gonna be The Death Machines

Joe Gacy: “Audrey, you .....I gotta singles career to focus tonight in the Xtreme Rumble” (crowd reacts mixed)

Backstage Segment: Troy Clausen standing with two unnamed women (just pretty faces to spin the tumbler) Troy Clausen: Ladies tonight my son Champagne Clausen is going to be entering at the number 29 right? Lol yeah we’ll See I hired this other guy named (gibberish)

The Set walks in (Myron, Kotto and Jordan) Jordan: “Woahhh T-Roy Clausen Whatup Dogg Troy: “Vibin’ pimps, Vibin’” Jordan: Myron? Myron: Yessir! Jordan: Tonight is one of them special nights you know cause look at the probability Me, You, Kotto, Ruckus we got 4 chances of winning this whole shit and turning Lockdown to SetDown Kotto: Aha! I mean how they gon’ act when young Kotto Brazil pull up and win the rumble you feel me, I see the hate tho I love it love (The Set all joking around) Jordan:

(((Jacques Dudley waltzes in and just goes straight to picking his number and before he’s about to leave))) Jordan: Oh look who it is, Croissant Dudley LOL you grabbing another number for D-Von (The Set snickering) Jacques: Hmm Nice joke Ellen, You giving away a car next? Jordan: Man Shut your punk ass up before I slap you around in that ring tonight Busta ((Myron and Kotto react to their numbers with a “Meh so so” reaction)) Myron and Kotto: What you got J? What you got? Jordan: ((((I don’t know,,,Nah nah nah Jacques you trade me?)))) Jacques: ppfft trades numbers (((Both open at the same time)) Jacques reacts “WOW Thanks Jordan, see ya out there Jordan: (under his breath: Pfft Fuck outta my face) Myron and Kotto looking over his shoulder Jordan opens up his number ((Myron and Kotto start looking at each other )))( Jordan: Maaaaan this whole shit whack man what damn number he then then? Man shit The Set walks away Tumbler Girl #1: Wow what number did he get? Troy: 4 Tumbler Girl #2: How do you know? Troy: Magic

Jacques Dudley enters

Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship 1 on 1 M2: Jordan Oliver def. Jacques Dudley

After one hellacious closing back and forth of reversals Jordan turning Jacquesms spinwill armdrag into a tombstone piledriver for the 1-2-3 and Jordan Oliver is still the xpwew Juniorweight champion

Backstage Segment:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam are in their reading their numbers and Slayer walks in with Rosemary and Lotus

Troy: Not gonna speak Slayer Slayer: looks at Troy and leaves

Leonard McGraw enters bumping Slayer’s shoulder intentionally Leonard: Is something funny? Garrett: Yeah as a matter of fact it is, Look at you walking in here lookin bloody ridiculous with that stupid hat Leonard: You don’t like my hat? Garrett: Well quite frankly Leo its a bit worn out it looks like a damn travesty, What is that a fish hook? You are one putrid Longfellow Leonard: I like to fish. I like to hunt. I like Wayne Newton. Is that a problem? Garrett: I don’t care what you do in your spare time living in a trailer park Leonard: Garrett Thompson you big sum bitch. I said I like to hunt. I don’t play games. You are game. You, Ethan Bustass over there you’re game. Y’all some bucks to me. 10 pointer and he’s bout a 4 pointer. I’m looking for ya out there in the rumble and I’m taking your sorry ass out of misery because it’s open season on the xpwew locker room and I’m fixing to cook something to eat. Now Garrett what’s so funny....... Leonard and Garrett lock eyes ((Garrett walks away)) ((Leonard McGraw grabs a number and winks at the tumbler girls) Leonard: Now What the fuck we got going on, Are any good numbers left Stretch? Troy: Gotta be something Leonard Leonard: Ah shit ima just dig down in the bottom and grab two of these here and let you pretty ladies pick one of em’ which one darling? ((Tumbler Girl #2 picks the left)) Leonard: “Oh sweet Jesus this better be a good one. If it’s bout 25 I’ll kiss ya on the lips let me see ((Opens number) Leonard: Fuck! Godamnit to hell. (Leonard locks the number back up and throws it back in the tumbler) (Leonard storms off) Troy looks pissed he ruined the sanctity of this rumble

Brutus The Barber Beefcake enters with a staff worker pushing the chair and barber shop utensils down to ringside

James Westerbeck: The following contest is for the xpwew women’s championship and it will be contested in a Hair Match The winner of this match will shave the loser’s hair bald

Prisiclla Kelly enters

Kiera Hogan with Brian Lee enters

XPWEW World Women’s Championship Hair vs Hair 1 on 1 M3: Prisiclla Kelly defeats Kiera Hogan

AND NEW!!!!! Xpwew Women’s Champion Prisiclla Kelly!

After the match Brian Lee tries to grab Kiera and escape but Priscilla is able to rub him down and grab the kendo stick used against her earlier in the match and whack Brian Lee at the knees then repeatedly whack him across the back until he pleas up the ramp

Brutus The Barber Beefcake secures Kiera Hogan at ringside who’s kicking and screaming to squirm her way out of this Prisiclla taunts with Brutus’ shears and then cuts a huge chunk of Kiera’s weave The Prisiclla takes her time cutting big chunks with small scissors for a while (((Is Kiera Hogan crying?))) Prisiclla then takes the heavy duty hair clippers and does a streak down the middle of Kiera’s head and we now see scalp of the former women’s champ ((Kiera screaming)) Prisiclla then quickly keeps going over and over until Kiera is left bald

Priscilla grabs her title and laughs up the ramp

Brutus let’s Kiera go Kiera is sobbing uncontrollably and doing a fit at ringside and during her rage she grabs a hold of Nick Simmonds shirt and says “This is your fa-ha ha ha hault”

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We swing it back to commentary and Kaitlyn Khaos reviews what we’ve seen tonight from Joe Gacy being stripped of the tag team titles and Audrey Carbine being appointed by GM Romeo Roselli as his new partner then we seen Jordan Oliver and Jacques Dudley tear the house down and we just witness Kiera Hogan being humiliated by Prisiclla Kelly as she lost her title then was shaved BALD and coming up next to world heavyweight champion Golden Bryce just has one more hurdle to cross and he will be going into Lockdown for the 2nd year in a row as world champion

VIDEO PACKAGE : All Man vs Golden Bryce feud history

All Man with All Woman enters

Golden Bryce enters

XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship 1 on 1 M4: Golden Bryce (c) defeats All Man w/ All Woman

((All Man put up a fight and didn’t come across as weak as he did during their Flirting With Disaster PPV match last February the match ended when All Man had to match in his favor but when on the to rope looking for a Super-Plex he hyperextended his leg and landed on the ropes completely falling crotch first between the ropes (he oddly backed himself up to about the middle). All Man stood straddling the ropes with his crotch there long enough for Bryce to regain composure jump off the top rope and hit a very very awkward crooked version of the 6 rings. All Man gets untangled in the ropes and Bryce gets up yanks him out the ropes and pins him 1-2-3 Odd finish, Unique finish but the crowd really was expecting a kick out so the response was delayed. Just a weird match

AND STILL XPWEW WORLD CHAMPION: GOLDEN BRYCE

M5: Ruckus wins XPWEW 2020 Xtreme Rumble Match

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SmackDown on Fox Episode #18 SmackDown Episode # 1,067 Tulsa, OK – BOK Cente 1/31/20 The show kicks off the Roman Reigns and The Usos coming to the ring. Reigns talks about his victory over King Corbin at Royal Rumble and then losing the Royal Rumble match later in the night. Reigns says tonight they will focus on Corbin and his bitches and then worry about getting to WrestleMania. Corbin, Ziggler, & Roode come out and say that Reigns is living in the past and without The Usos Reigns would’ve never beat him at the Rumble. Corbin demands a six-man tag match tonight (which was already scheduled) to get back at Reigns and the Usos. Corbin goes through his history with Reigns and shows when he poured dog food on him which feels like 10 years ago, this leads to Reigns saying Corbin has a dog food fetish. Reigns adds a stipulation to the six-man tag match tonight that the losers must eat dog food and at that time a guy rolls out a cart with tons of dog food cans and two giant buckets filled to the brim with what is supposed to be dog food.  AAAAHHHH Dear God WILL THIS FEUD EVER END? *Bangs head against wall* Not only is it going to last forever, but it keeps getting worse and worse and worse. The announcers hype up tonight’s card and then Heavy Machinery makes their entrance for the first match of the night as we go to commercial.   Match #1: Heavy Machinery vs Lucha House Party w/ Kalisto vs The Revival vs The Miz & John Morrison Tucker and Wilder start the match and Wilder grabs a headlock only to be sent into the ropes and taken down with a shoulder block. Wilder gets caught in a bear hug while going for a leapfrog. Otis tags in while Tucker still has Wilder held in the air with a bear hug and then Tucker throws Wilder over to Otis who continues the bear hug until Wilder headbutts his way out of it and then tags in Dawson. Otis blocks an Irish whip attempt only to get kicked in the face which sends him reeling back into the corner of Lucha House Party which allows Metalik to tag in and at the same time Dawson tags in Morrison. 

Metalik and Morrison have a nice sequence where Morrison dodges a handspring back elbow and a  kick before sweeping the leg of Metalik, Morrison goes for the standing shooting star but Metalik moves out of the way in time. Metalik runs up the ropes and comes off with a hurricanrana on Morrison and then he drops The Miz with a dropkick. Metalik hits a rolling sunset flip on Morrison but The Revival breaks up the pin attempt. Metalik ducks a double clothesline from The Revival who then gets hit with a top rope crossbody by Lince Dorado. Dorado propels Metalik into the air and he comes down with a dropkick on each member of The Revival. 

LHP escape suplex attempts by Heavy Machinery and dropkick both of them out of the ring. The Revival catches Dorado off a springboard plancha and sends him into the ring post face-first. Morrison hits a springboard roundhouse kick on Metalik and then dives off the top with a tornillo onto Heavy Machinery. The Miz teases a dive to the floor but gets cut off by a clothesline from Dawson. Metalik catches Wilder with a hurricanrana from the apron to the floor where he crashes into The Revival and now everyone is down as we go to commercial.  As we come back Morrison and Dorado are in the ring and Dorado is trying to make a comeback, but Morrison cuts him off and tags in The Miz. Dorado evades attacks from Miz & Morrison and then hits them both with a handspring stunner. Dorado wants to make a tag but Metalik was knocked off the apron so Dorado has to tag in Otis. Otis comes in and takes everybody down with shoulder blocks and body attacks. Otis takes Morrison down with a flapjack and then hits a spinning slam on Miz. Tucker takes Dawson down with a clothesline and then follows up by hitting Wilder with a springboard crossbody out of the corner. Otis catches the leg of Morrison and then throws him across the ring with an exploder. Otis hits a corner avalanche and the caterpillar on both Miz & Morrison which gets him a 2 count.  Heavy Machinery tries to hit the Compactor on The Miz, but Wilder pulls down the rope sending Tucker to the outside.  The Miz tries for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Otis breaks his grip and then slams Miz. Dawson gets a horrible looking roll-up on Otis which he easily gets out of. Metalik tags himself into the ring and takes Dawson down with a springboard crossbody which is followed by a top rope splash from Dorado which leads to a pinfall attempt that is broken up at the very last second.  Tucker takes Miz down with a Thesz press only to turn around and get hit with a springboard spear from Morrison. Otis catches Morrison with a pop-up powerbomb and then clotheslines Wilder out of the ring. Dawson hits Otis with a DDT and then rolls through a sunset flip from Dorado which leads to him trying for a slingshot suplex, but Dorado escapes and hits a superkick and then goes for a trifecta of moonsaults but Wilder crotches him on the top rope before he can hit the third one. Dawson looks to hit a super back suplex on Dorado but as he gets the move set up Miz blind tags Dorado, The Revival hit their version of the Power Plex and then Miz throws Wilder out of the ring. Mizz kicks out of an O’Connor roll and then hits a Skull Crushing Finale, Morrison tags himself in and hits the Starship Pain to pick up a win and now The Miz & John Morrison will face The New Day at Super Showdown.  Winners: The Miz & John Morrison via Pinfall   Match Rating: *** This was a really fun match that was fast-paced and action-packed the entire time. All four teams did a great job but it was obvious that Miz & Morrison were winning as they are the only team that New Day has had any interaction with the past few weeks. I really wish Lucha House Party were taken more seriously as actual contenders for the title that people cared about as they are so good, especially the duo we got in this match of Dorado and Metalik. It will be interesting to see how much longer The Revival are apart of this hot SmackDown tag division as they have once again asked for their release from the company.  We come back from commercial and see Heavy Machinery talking about the match they just had. Fire & Desire walk up and Mandy thanks Otis for his help in the Royal Rumble, then Heavy Machinery starts mumbling about something and Sonya speaks up and lets them know they can hear them. Otis is very nervous at first and starts stumbling on his words, but thanks to some encouragement from Tucker Otis asks Mandy out on a date for next Friday, but unfortunately, she has plans next week (most likely the same plans Otis should have which is work) but she is free the next Friday which will be Valentine’s Day. Sonya tells them they have a match and Fire & Desire walk off as Otis is all over himself and Tucker is congratulating him.  I have seen many wrestling fans talk about how they relate on a personal level to a certain wrestler, but I had yet to find that one wrestler that I relate to, however, that would all change tonight as I finally realized that I most relate to Otis, well at least I relate to him as far as this Mandy story is concerned. Just like Otis I am the short guy that is both a gentleman and a hopeless romantic (despite some of the things I say in the Place to Be Nation chat group or the stuff I like and retweet on Twitter lol) and I am also very awkward and shy when it comes to talking to women especially ones as beautiful as Mandy Rose, so when Otis asked Mandy out on a date I was living vicariously through him. I really liked the segment just as I have all the segments involving Otis and Mandy. I don’t know if this is supposed to be apart of the story but I like the fact that neither Sonya or Tucker is completely down with everything going on with Mandy and Otis, but they put up with it for the sake of their best friend. I really hope it doesn’t happen but something in me feels like we will eventually get to the point where this story turns into Otis and Mandy against Sonya and Tucker.

We get a recap of the Universal Title match from Royal Rumble and right after we get a post-match interview with Bryan where he talks about Brie saying what he went through in the strap match was too much and wouldn’t allow Birdie to see her daddy’s boo-boos, this got Bryan questioning himself if all of this is too much and while he agrees that it is he says he prays that Birdie finds something that she is as passionate about as he is about wrestling.  This was a fantastic interview that lasted only a minute and some change but was better than many 20+ promos you will hear that open up Raw and SmackDown every week. Not only was Bryan’s promo delivery great but so was the way it was filmed as they would interchange between the Bryan interview and Bryan’s upper torso while he is in the shower with closeups showing the scars from the strap match. I don’t know where this goes but I am interested and will say that this was one of the very few things I liked on this show.  Alexa and Nikki make their way to the ring as we go to commercial. We come back to a video package that showed highlights from the 1999 Halftime Heat match between The Rock and Mick Foley. One thing that had me scratching my head was why they showed the lesser talked about save spot that Mandy and Otis were apart of at the Rumble if you want people to go to the Network and watch the Rumble why not show the replay of the spot everyone was talking about.  Match #2: Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross vs Fire & Desire Fire & Desire jump Alexa and Nikki before the bell and Sonya throws Nikki out of the ring and then tries to do the same with Alexa, but she reverses the momentum and sends Sonya out to the apron. Nikki grabs Sonya and ties her up in the ring apron and starts hitting her and then Alexa follows up with a baseball slide. We get a funny moment where Alexa goes to slide out of the ring and when she does the ring apron (that is still pulled away from the ring) goes right up her naughty bits and this gets an audible woo out of Alexa and at that point every female loving wrestling fan including myself wishes they were that ring apron. Alexa hits Mandy with a forearm only to then get her head slammed on the announce table by Sonya. 

Sonya rolls Alexa in the ring but before she can continue her attack she is held back by the referee who is checking on Alexa. At this point, the referee calls for the bell and Sonya goes for a cover but Alexa easily kicks out. Sonya delivers a couple of knee strikes before tagging in Mandy who stomps a mudhole in Alexa and then immediately tags Sonya right back in. Sonya grounds Alexa with a chin lock, but Alexa quickly fights her way out of it and then tries to make a tag but Sonya cuts her off only to be taken down herself. Alexa goes for the Insult to Injury, but as she rolls through after the first knee drop she is leveled by a bicycle knee from Mandy who had made a blind tag earlier, Mandy goes for a cover but its broken up by Nikki. Mandy sends Alexa into the heel corner and hits her with a series of forearms before tagging in Sonya. 

Alexa fights her way out of the corner and lands a big kick on Sonya who tags Mandy back in. Mandy goes after Alexa but is sent face-first into the middle turnbuckle. Alexa then ducks a clothesline attempt by Mandy and rolls through to finally make the tag to Nikki. Nikki hits forearms on both Mandy and Sonya and then she hits Mandy with an avalanche in the corner followed by a bulldog. Nikki hits a diving crossbody and goes for a cover that is broken up by Sonya. Alexa decks Sonya with a right and then Nikki hits The Purge on Mandy. Nikki tags Alexa and she goes up and hits Mandy with Twisted Bliss to get the win.  Winner: Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross  Match Rating: **  This was a decent match but other than the apron trying to grope Alexa (which I didn’t catch on the first watch but it was pointed out to me when Alexa jokingly replied to a tweet about it) nothing about it really stood out. I said it a few weeks ago but I will bring it up again that Alexa really needs to change up her moveset as it feels way more repetitive than the other women on the roster which is a shame because with Alexa’s athletic ability she should be able to do some really impressive stuff. I just want her in-ring work to be as great as her promo ability and facial reactions, I always look forward to her matches but after they are over I always feel disappointed as I want to be blown away by what she does in the ring but instead, I just get a meh feeling. While I do like the team of Alexa and Nikki I feel like something needs to happen with them as they have been spinning their wheels since they lost the tag titles back in October. I imagine they will be one of the teams in what will most likely be a multi-team match for the Women’s Tag Titles at WrestleMania, but with three other women’s matches on the show, I don’t see the tag title match getting much attention other than let’s throw some teams in this match so we can have the titles defended on the show. Braun Strowman is walking toward the ring for his Intercontinental Title match and then we see the events that led to Braun getting a title shot.

Match #3: Braun Strowman vs Shinsuke Nakamura © w/ Sami Zayn (WWE Intercontinental Title) Nakamura ducks under a lock up attempt from Strowman and struts around the ring. Nakamura lands a few kicks and then ducks a clothesline and delivers a forearm shot. Nakamura runs off the ropes and is hit with a shoulder block. Strowman charges at Nakamura in the corner but Nakamura gets his foot up and then jumps on the back of Strowman and tries to apply a sleeper but Strowman backs him into the corner which breaks the hold and then Strowman throws him over his head. Strowman drives Nakamura into the corner and hits him with an avalanche.  Strowman goes for a running boot in the corner, but Nakamura moves and then kicks the leg of Strowman which takes him down to the mat. Nakamura drives his knees into Strowman and then chokes him across the middle rope. Nakamura distracts the referee long enough for Zayn to get a cheap shot in. Nakamura locks Strowman in a front face lock to try and wear him down. Strowman works his way to his feet and throws Nakamura off but Nakamura quickly regains control by hitting Strowman with a spinning wheel kick. Nakamura gets Strowman in the corner and drapes his leg over the rope and starts kicking away at it. 

Strowman finally grabs Nakamura and takes him down with a clothesline. Strowman hits a couple of shoulder blocks and then biels Nakamura across the ring. Nakamura hits an avalanche in the corner followed by a clubbing blow to the chest which sends Nakamura to the outside for a breather which can only mean it’s time for the Strowman express as he takes down Nakamura with a shoulder block. Strowman throws Nakamura back into the ring and goes for the Powerslam, but Nakamura slides out the back and evades a charging Strowman before connecting with a kick and Kinshasa to the back of Strowman’s head, Nakamura pinks Strowman but he surprisingly kicks out at 2. 

Sami Zayn jumps up on the apron and tries to undo the top turnbuckle which distracts the referee momentarily, but luckily for Strowman, the referee sees Cesaro trying to interfere and stops him in time. Nakamura tries to drive Strowman head-first into the exposed turnbuckle, but Strowman blocks and sends Nakamura into instead. Strowman hits the Powerslam and that is enough for Strowman to win his first singles championship. Winner: Braun Strowman via Pinfall  Match Rating: **¼

It’s about damn time they finally give Strowman a singles title as he is long past due as they should’ve capitalized on when he was super over back in 2017 and put the Universal Title on him. Although I wish he was in the Universal Title picture I am completely fine with him being Intercontinental Champion as that is better than nothing and hopefully it means he will actually be in some kind of meaningful match at WrestleMania this year defending the title. 

As we come back from break we see Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura, & Cesaro pissed off about Nakamura losing the Intercontinental Title. A new interviewer walks up to speak with Zayn but he ends up getting cut off by Elias in the ring who is playing his guitar. Zayn sends Cesaro out to take care of Elias but he gets his ass kicked and thrown out of the ring in short order by Elias.  Not much to say about this segment other than poor Cesaro he just like Strowman should be doing bigger and better things, but instead, he is the henchman that always gets beat up in quick fashion.  We get a shot of Graves and Cole talking about Ronda Rousey being on Graves’s podcast and they talk about how she says she misses being in the ring. I can’t help but think that they wouldn’t be mentioning her this much if it didn’t mean she could be returning soon.  We then get a video recapping the Sheamus vs Shorty G match on the Royal Rumble pre-show.  Sheamus makes his way to the ring for a Royal Rumble rematch but he gets jumped from behind by Shorty G as we go to commercial.  Match #4: Sheamus vs Shorty G As we come back from commercial we see Shorty fighting his way out of a rest hold but Sheamus cuts him off and then Sheamus lifts him into the powerbomb position but Shorty slides out the back and goes for a monkey flip,  Sheamus holds him and sets Shorty on the top rope, Sheamus pushes Shorty off the top rope but as he falls back Shorty grabs Sheamus in a body scissors and pulls him to the floor. Sheamus catches Shorty who tries a crossbody off the apron and hits him with a Finlay roll. Sheamus rolls Shorty back in the ring and lifts him up into the rack position and then slams him to the mat face-first and then he picks Shorty back up and hits another one. 

Sheamus picks up Shorty but he stalls for too long which allows for Shorty to make a comeback with several chops to the chest and then a headbutt. Shorty kicks the leg of Sheamus but he comes back with a cross chop that sends Shorty to the outside where he drops Sheamus neck first across the top rope. Sheamus delivers more forearms and headbutts to Sheamus who is sitting on the apron. Shorty goes up top and hits a missile dropkick. Shorty hits a running capo kick in the corner followed by a moonsault that gets a 2 count. Sheamus blocks a Chaos Theory attempt and tries for  White Noise, but Shorty turns that into a roll-up that gets a 2 count. Sheamus hits the Irish Curse followed by the Brogue Kick and that is enough to keep Shorty down. Winner: Sheamus via Pinfall  Match Rating: **½

I’m really not sure why we needed to see this match again when the outcome was the same but the match wasn’t as good as the first one. I look forward to seeing who Sheamus feuds with next as this feud should be done after this match.  Bayley comes to the ring and gloats about beating Lacey Evans at Royal Rumble. Bayley says she has beaten everyone and isn’t that surprised that Charlotte will be challenging her at WrestleMania and then calls for Charlotte to come out and just get the match over with, however, much to Bayley’s surprise it wasn’t Charlotte that came to the ring but rather Naomi who had made her return at the Royal Rumble. Naomi comes out and if her entrance wasn’t cool enough already this was even cooler as they used the lasers and Naomi had a cool helmet that covered her entire face and reminded me of a mix between Daft Punk and DeadMau5 and I have no clue how she was able to see out of it. Naomi says she was listening to all the trash that was coming out of Bayley’s mouth and how she was bragging about how she beat everybody, but the fact is she hasn’t beat her and the SmackDown Women’s Title could use some glow. Bayley hits Naomi with the microphone and then starts hammering her with mounted punches until Naomi makes her comeback and knocks Bayley out of the ring. 

This was a decent segment that picked up when Naomi comes out as her entrance alone is enough to hype you up. I am glad to see Naomi getting some time in the spotlight right after her big return as she definitely deserves it if for no other reason than she is attracting new non-wrestling fans (in particular new African American female fans) to the product which is more than most of the roster has been able to do. I look forward to this match as it feels fresh which is always nice because as we will see in our main event not everything on the SmackDown brand is new and fresh. 

The Usos make their way to the ring and Naomi meets them halfway up the ramp as we go to commercial.  When we come back we are informed that next week we will get the return of Daniel Bryan and the Firefly Funhouse and for the first time in over 10 years, The Miz and John Morrison bring back their talk show The Dirt Sheet. Match #5: Roman Reigns & The Usos vs King Corbin, Dolph Ziggler, & Robert Roode (Losers Eat Dog Food) Corbin tries to knock Reigns off the apron at the start of the match but misses and then turns around into Jimmy who delivers a series of chops, Corbin gains control momentarily with a big right hand but Jimmy gets back into it by hitting a sunset flip. Jimmy drives Corbin into the corner and tags in Jey who hits a running forearm shot in the corner. Jey sends Corbin into the ropes and as he does Roode makes a blind tag and then pulls the rope down to cause Jey to fall out of the ring and then Roode hits a spinebuster to Jey on the floor. Roode sends Jey into the timekeeper area and we get a close up of the dog food as we go to commercial. 

We come back to Roode working over Jey in the ring with a surfboard but Jey is able to fight out of it and make a short comeback before getting cut back down by Roode with a kick to the gut. Roode becomes too preoccupied with Reigns and it costs him as he gets hit with an enziguri by Jey. Roode gets the tag to Ziggler who tries to hit a stinger splash on Jey but he moves sending Ziggler crashing into the top turnbuckle. Ziggler tags in Corbin and just when it looks like Jey is going to make the hot tag he is stopped by Corbin and sent shoulder first into the ring post and then gets a 2 count off a schoolboy. 

Jey is backed into the heel corner but quickly fights his way out of it and then he finally makes the hot tag to Reigns. Reigns is fired up as he clotheslines Corbin over and over including the ten corner clotheslines and then he hits the running big boot. Reigns sets up for the Superman Punch but Ziggler provides a brief distraction that allows Corbin to charge at Reigns only for Reigns to move and Corbin to do the outside and right back inside clothesline spot, but Reigns ducks the clothesline and attempts another Superman Punch but he gets caught and is choke slammed to the mat for a 2 count.  Corbin knocks one of The Usos off the apron and sends him into the barricade. Corbin rolls back into the ring where he is hit with a couple of uppercuts. Corbin rakes the eyes of Reigns and then Ziggler hits him with a superkick while Roode has the referee distracted. Corbin hits a Deep Six which Reigns kicks out of. Jimmy hits a tope suicida on Roode sending him over the announce table and then Reigns hits Corbin with the Superman Punch for a 2 count as Ziggler breaks the pin. Jey superkicks Ziggler sending him out of the ring and then he hits a tope suicida on Ziggler that sends him over the announce table as well. Reigns goes for the Spear but receives a kick to the face instead, but Reigns doesn’t let that stop him as he rolls Corbin up in a schoolboy to pick up the win. Winners: Roman Reigns & The Usos via Pinfall  Match Rating: **1/2

After the match The Usos handcuff Corbin and hang him on the ring post just like he did Roman Reigns months ago. The Usos throw a couple of cans of dog food to Reigns for him to poor on Corbin and then they pull the entire cart over that has all the dog food on it and then both The Usos and Reigns poor the buckets onto Corbin. SmackDown goes off the air with Reigns and The Usos doing some funny poses in front of Corbin who is covered in dog food.   Remember how in the months and weeks leading into the debut of SmackDown on Fox everyone was talking about how SmackDown was going to be more in-ring centric since Fox had their own sports networks while Raw would be more of the entertainment brad, well we are three months in and that assumption was completely wrong and nothing proves that more than what we saw tonight in our main event. I never imagined when I started reviewing SmackDown back in October that I would have to write about a match where the losers have to eat dog food, but damn if I’m not sitting here doing just that. I pray to the wrestling gods and the wrestling goddess Alexa Bliss that this is finally the end of this feud, but I have thought that twice before and I was sadly mistaken so at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the feud continues and we get a Kennel from Hell match at Super Showdown. The match itself was fine (although I was thrown off by Roode wearing long tights) but I thought the booking last week was better and a bit more creative whereas this match was pretty much a paint by numbers six man tag match. 

Sometime earlier this week WWE decided at the last minute to name this week’s episode Super SmackDown (the reason I think it was last minute was because the logo they came up with was so bad that it was funny as it was just the regular SmackDown logo but it had Super written over it in what looked like a black sharpie) as I guess they wanted to go along with the Super Bowl that is also airing on Fox on Sunday night, however, there was nothing special about this show. 

I didn’t really care for this show as we got two rematches that didn’t need to happen and one of those consisted of people having to be covered in dog food that looked more like chili. The things I did enjoy about the show were the fact that Strowman won the Intercontinental Title, the fantastic Daniel Bryan post-match interview, and the return of Naomi to SmackDown.  That’s it for this week but I’ll be back next week and hopefully, it’s a much better show than what we got this week, I mean it can’t get worse than someone covered in dog food, can it?

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I don't know when I decided this, but Mangle now calls Roxy 'Littley'. This woman is allergic to calling anyone by their actual fucking name.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

So who is in Sewerhell exactly?

Everyone but the latest versions of Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Monty, Roxy, Sunny, Moon, DJ and the Minis, though honestly there's probably a few Minis down there too ngl.

Sewerhell is where all previous versions of those animatronics go, along with any other animatronics that have previously been in the Plex specifically. So you have a handful of Glamrock Freddy's, a bunch of Chica's, a bunch of Cupcakes, some Foxy's, some random non-sentient guys I made up like The Breaker, hordes of Staffbots, faulty endos, failed robotics projects, and whatever else ends up in there. Like book guys with my own spin on them I think there's like... well I can only think of one animatronic from the books I put in there right now but there's probably someone else I'm forgetting lmao

An askblog with everyone from Sewerhell would be so confusing because you'd have an ever growing cast of multiple of the same guys over with a sliding spectrum of design differences, but it would also be pretty funny with some of the dynamics I already have in mind for some of these guys lmao

AND if set in the Sewercontrol universe, the latest version of Roxy we all know and love can be there. I just had the thought before I got this ask that if I were to lose my marbles and even attempt a funny askblog, it'd be set after Sewercontrol so I wouldn't have to navigate any of that on an askblog of all things lmao, but it would mean I'd have to you know... write the fucking thing first??? Terrible. Awful. The universe is so cruel like that.

Anyway, if you wanna know who specifically is in Sewerhell (like how many Freddy's or non-current characters like Foxy) I can make another post for that if you want buddy I just started typing this without the doc with the list of them in open lmao

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Just had the idea of doing a Roxy askblog that's based on it being a secret blog she's not allowed to have and every so often if someone asks her something she just says stuff like "To the Fazspy reading this, I'm not the real Roxy." to try and throw the staff off her trail lmao

Will probably never make a blog like that, but it could be kinda funny. Maybe I bring the idea of an 'ask Roxy anything' game back where I draw the answers for it instead so it's not a whole ass blog dedicated to Roxy being a sneaky lil shit on the internet

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Horsies in the Plex if Roxy is a horse lover before she knows they've ever existed here is really good honestly. She's off exploring, finding random horse themed things and immediately drops what she's doing to run over to Vanessa with it like "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!" cause Vanessa also likes horsies and is the reason Roxy likes them so much in the first place.

Like it starts with a prop horseshoe or something. Then she's finding plushies and building a little collection of them, making sure to give Vanessa one every time she finds a new one. Then she finds a random ass saddle or a bunch of prop hay bales or something. A bridle. Some bit pieces. A harness for a wagon. The wagon itself. Horse action figures. Whatever else. She's been excited about every single thing she's found so far and wonders how much more there is to find...

Opens a new storage room door and she finds actual fucking horses. Deactivated, dusty as hell, animatronic horsies.

Fucking grabs Vanessa and takes off running into areas Vanessa is absolutely not allowed to be in at all to show her all the horsies sndjjd like "VANESSAA!!! THERE'S HORSES!!!! NESSA HORSES ARE REAL!!! THEY REALLY EXIST NESSA LOOOOK!!!!"

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Okay so since I apparently never explained it...

The Carnival is an attraction I added to the Pizzaplex because Ruin had a scrappd map that was going to include a carnival and Help Wanted 2 had a lot of fairground kind of games in it. It's also an area mentioned in the books that we never see as far as I know, and I dunno I thought it would be fun to make my own version of it.

SO

The Carnival actually has five different names depending on where and when you see it in the Plex. On paperwork, it's known as the Seasonal Carnival, but the public know it as the Snowfall Fair, the Flowering Festival (or Blooming Jamboree maybe?), the Creature Carnival and the Sunshine Pier. Each one of the non-paperwork names is for a different season, because the attraction changes by the season, with a different animatronic to match.

How do they do this? With incredible health a safety obviously!

Instead of scenery being painted onto the walls, it's all big, collapsable set pieces, that are alarmingly easy to drop. There's easy to move props everywhere and the various lights around the place change for different effects. There's some smaller rides and attractions that are also swapped out, with some bigger ones that aren't, and a whole load of games to play. Honestly, outside of the animatronics, this is probably one of the cheapest attractions they put together purely because of cut corners, cheap games, and relocating things from other Fazbear locations to fill out the space. The animatronics are deactivated and stored safely nearby (normally anyway) to be reactivated come their next season, but often times they're still wandering and fucking around regardless lmao Fazbear is nothing if not competent, right?

Anyway, the place is located (for now anyway) under the daycare and main lobby area of the Plex. It's got games like the Bonk-A-Bon and Fazerblast shooting games from Help Wanted 2, along with games like Hook A Duck, darts, the one where you climb up a rope ladder to ring a bell, the horse racing game where you all compete by throwing balls along a table into various holes to make the horse move, basketball, the ring toss, other ball throwing ones and whatever others I can't think of right now. The permanent rides are a waltzer, a small droptower, maybe a little rollercoaster, a small funhouse, one of those octopus rides, maybe a Rockin' Tug or whatever they're called, and then the carousel.

Most of the rides and games don't take up much space, but the carousel is the centrepiece of the attraction and is pretty damn big. It's like the one from Help Wanted 2 in that it has three belts of Fazbear characters that rotate around the centre pillar, with the middle belt going the opposite way to the other two. Except it looks more like a typical carousel, brighter, flashier, and only a few of the characters don't move up and down. The carousel closed a while before the whole Carnival closed for good due to an accident involving some teenagers, an animatronic and the staffbot that was operating the ride, as well as Fazbear refusing to care about anything but labour costs and profit margins. To put it on a timeline, the attraction closed about a year before Roxy debuted to the public which is a few years before you'd have the events of Security Breach. The carousel was at most closed a year before the rest of the Carnival.

Moving on, the Snowfall Fair is winter themed and set in a snowy forest clearing. All the set pieces are pine trees and glittery snow, with the lights all cold and fake snow and icicles on everything. The food vendors sell a lot of hot chocolate, there's a fake ice rink set up, and a bunch of winter themed prizes to win. They add a helter-skelter type of thing with a little sled you ride on to the bottom and they have an area for snowball fights which is basically just dodgeball with small, white, glittery foam balls. I don't have an animatronic for this season yet, but I'm thinking a polar bear Freddy or Nedd bear or something would work well here. Maybe even penguin Chica I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Flowering Festival (or Floral Festival, or Blooming Jamboree, whatever I decide to settle on) has a spring time theme. This is where my idea for an Easter Bonnie and Chica come into play as they'd fit right in here. The set pieces are all painted like the moors, full of grass, heather, butterflies, etc. It's a bit brighter and a lot more colourful, with fake plants and flowers everywhere and fake birds playing birdsong from speakers and stuff dotted around. There's hide and seek games, scavenger hunts, a game where you have to catch the butterflies, and flowercrowns as prizes. Probably other stuff too but I'm drawing a blank on spring themed stuff ngl

The Sunshine Pier is summer themed, being bright, warm and set on the amusement pier of a beach. There's a few kids paddling pools around that look like they came from a sale at Tescos, a big sandpit, a trampoline, a more traditional helter-skelter and I'm thinking maybe a Monty or a Happy Frog variant running it. There's a fake campfire like there is in Kid's Cove, fake seagulls sat on top of attractions, deck chairs and beachballs strewn around everywhere and a remote control crab for a special prize that the regular kids have an obsession over. You can get water balloons and waterguns pretty much everywhere and when Foxy was still around, he would get the kids to race boats with him in the paddling pools.

The Creature Carnival is Halloween themed and the original animatronic got scrapped somehow maybe (haven't got that far yet but I'm thinking a Monty or Bonnie maybe?) and is later run by former daycare attendant, Jack-O-Moon. The set pieces are of a spooky graveyard and abandoned buildings, with some minor smoke machines to give the place a foggy look. The ceiling lights are completely off for this one, and instead, the attraction is well lit with lamps, streelight props and the usual floor lights. There's a 'Trick or Treat' game where various staffbots hidden around the place will give you cheap sweets and sometimes arcade tokens, and they add a ghost train and haunted house.

The attraction is pretty fun and a good money maker, but it's not one of the more popular attractions. Fazbear Ent. also use it for special events since it's very easy to switch things up in there by design, and this doubles as a way for Fazbear to see what would be good for permanent attractions on a smaller scale. It's also their go-to if the Plex is dwindling in popularity to just greenlight random shit to get throwin in there to see what sticks and what brings people back in. They've had all sorts of shit in there lmao it keeps it interesting

Aaannndddd since this post is already stupid long, that'll do for now!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Anyway, I've been thinking about things lately and I wanted to ask...

*'Something to show' as in, drawings, fic, posts explaining new concepts, ask games, whatever. Ya know, something more substantial than a random post about a random thought about a random thing*

I'm mostly just curious. I understand that this may not be very interesting anymore and it sure does feel boring to even me now sometimes, so I was wondering what people were thinking. I won't be offended or anything, don't worry! As I said, I'm just curious

This mostly just apply to things from before the years surrounding security breach so things like former animatronics, discontinued attractions, and things about Roxy discovering all that old stuff. Things like my most recent DJ post about the cut Hive map wouldn't count unless I'm referring to the Hive's place in the Plex history, because ya know... It's a map that does exist in the game and can have nothing to do with that's stuff. On that note, the Carnival WOULD count because all it was in Ruin was grey terrain and placeholders, I've made that area entirely my own so it's pretty far removed from whatever canon decides to do with it.

Make sense? Cool! Let me know what you think I should be doing with it! I'm super curious!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Alright... history time.

I'm thinking I'll organise them by attractions rather than the animatronics themselves. Makes sense to me to do that since the attractions don't change as much. Gonna make a little post for a checklist for anyone interested how long it'll be before I can confidently go insane with my new Plex lore lmao

Attractions:

Roxy Raceway (Includes anything Old Pizzeria related)

Glamrock Salon

Kid's Cove

Fazerblast

Bonnie Bowl

Mazercise

Cupcake Factory

Gator Golf

Superstar Daycare (Including the Superstar Theatre)

Rockstar Row/Glamrock Band

Fazcade

Atrium (various lobbies, Storyteller Tree, etc.)

Might also add a carnival area cause that's neat and maybe a modified version of Freddy's Fortress just cause I like Happs and the concept is cool. It was just ya know... terribly executed, as is the theme of the books lmao

btw new tag for my new Plex history stuff: #fly's plex lore