#do i tag deadpool? I'll tag deadpool

[loppytaffy]

Taskmaster is very quickly becoming a favourite of mine and he absolutely deserves a movie.

[so-am-smyme9540]

don't mind me posting (barely) ship art lol

Ive never posted any shippy art until now lol (I've reached dangerous levels of brain rot)

[shwinlsol]

Most pathetic Marvel doodle dump in history

[psymachine]

finally saw deadpool & wolverine....would you guys be mad if i was a dirty ryan fucker on main for just like, a second?

[waterme-stories]

btw, I'm gonna see the new Deadpool movie on Thursday afternoon and then all bets are off for my reblogs. I'm gonna use:

#deadpool 3

#deadpool & wolverine

#deadpool spoilers

Stay safe out there kids 🫡

[sandinthepipes]

well, what to say friends, without spoiling anything, if Venom 3 ends up like Deadpool 3 I'll be completely forever rid of any marvel content ever and be finally free

[kaixokkiten]

so jealous of my opponent's variants... but not of their skills. unfortunately for them they did not put Daken in the Nexus.

the max ended at 164 too.... this was the mooncake level so that means I took literally all of their bubs. disaster

[mcrdvcks]

saw this and immediately got on my knees and barked came up with a short little drabble so enjoy :)

warnings/tags: one use of 'wife', mention of brushing hair from face

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A gunshot rang out as you sighed from inside the house. You walked out with two cups of tea, one for you, one for Logan.

“I hope there isn’t gonna be blood in the yard again, Lo,” you say, glancing at the man in the red suit sprawled on the ground. You balance the tea cups in your hands, already feeling like today was going to be one of those days.

Logan, leaning back against the chair with a scowl under his hat, grunts. “Ain’t my fault the bastard doesn’t know when to shut up.”

“Or when to duck, apparently,” you add, stepping closer to Logan to offer him his tea. Wade groans from the ground, stirring a little, but neither of you pay him much attention.

Logan takes the cup, his eyes never leaving the intruder. “Who the hell even is this guy?”

“Hey, I’m this guy,” Wade manages, lifting a finger. “I have a name, you know—Deadpool. But you can call me Wade, Wolverine.”

Logan’s eyebrow arches. “Never heard of you.”

Wade groans again, dragging himself to a sitting position. “Multiverse shenanigans, don't worry about it. I’m just here for a sec. Gotta find a version of you that sticks.”

You exchange a glance with Logan, sipping your tea. “You inviting weirdos again, hon?”

Logan shakes his head, jaw tightening. “Not even once.”

“Oh, that hurts, really.” Wade winces as he gets to his feet, brushing off the dirt. “Anyway, gotta say, this place is nice. You two are like the mutant Notebook or something. Old Man Logan, living the simple life with—" he looks over at you and whistles—"a very badass wife.”

Logan growls low in his throat. “You about done?”

“Yeah, yeah, relax. Just—ah, there it is.” Wade’s eyes flick toward a shimmering, orange doorway materializing beside him. “Time to go. Don’t mind me, I'll just... walk through this mysterious door before you shoot me again. Or, you know, worse.”

Wade gives you both a salute before disappearing through the TVA portal without another word.

Logan watches the door close with a gruff snort. “Hope that’s the last of him.”

You chuckle, “hopefully.”

Logan catches you by the waist, his strong hands effortlessly pulling you over until you practically land on his lap. You let out a small laugh, setting your tea aside before it spills.

"Was that really necessary?" you tease, one hand resting on his chest as you settle into the warmth of his embrace. He just shrugs, his scowl softening into something resembling contentment as he looks at you.

“Couldn’t help myself,” he mutters, voice gruff but low, the edge of his usual grumpiness fading away.

You smile and press a quick kiss to his cheek, earning a soft grunt of acknowledgment. “You’re getting sentimental on me, old man.”

“Who you callin’ old?” Logan growls playfully, his fingers tightening just a bit around your waist. His thumb brushes against your side, the touch grounding and familiar.

You tilt your head, studying the man beneath you. His face is lined with years of battle, the roughness of life etched into every wrinkle, every scar. But there’s a softness in his eyes when he looks at you—a quiet, unspoken tenderness that never fails to pull you in.

“You,” you answer, your smile growing. “But I don’t mind.”

He grunts again, but there’s a flicker of amusement in his gaze. His hand moves up to brush a strand of hair away from your face, his thumb lingering on your cheek for a moment longer than necessary.

“You’re trouble, you know that?” he mutters, though there’s no bite to his words.

You lean in, your forehead resting against his. “You love it.”

Logan chuckles—a rare sound, low and rough like gravel—and his grip tightens around you, pulling you even closer. “Damn right I do.”

“But could you at least take the shotgun off your lap? It’s uncomfortable.”

Logan glances down at the blanket covering his legs, where the outline of the shotgun rests underneath. With a grunt, he shifts it to the side, setting it against the porch railing. "Better?"

"Much," you say, settling back into his lap with a satisfied smile. "Didn't want to have to compete with a shotgun for your attention."

Logan smirks, his hand resting on your hip, the weight of his touch warm and familiar. "Ain't much competition, darlin'."

You hum in response, leaning your head against his shoulder as you both sit in the quiet, only the occasional rustle of the trees around the cabin breaking the stillness. The simplicity of it all—the two of you, alone in this small moment—felt like a rare slice of peace in the chaotic life you both knew too well.

[limethefirst]

PART 2 OF VOID RUNNERS PLEASEE😭🙏

Void Runners Pt.2

pairings: Deadpool x Wolverine x teen!reader

warnings: contains heavy spoilers for Deadpool and Wolverine, swearing, crude humor, Deadpool

summary: After escaping Cassandra's lair you find yourself tagging along with Deadpool and Wolverine in hopes of saving their universe as well as getting out of the void

Part 1 / Part 3

a/n: Ask and you shall receive! This is a continuation of Void Runners since people seemed to really enjoy it! I hope it lives up to what you guys were expecting, I was thinking of ways to involve the reader a bit more! Request are open

You had no idea what was happening. One moment you were watching as Cassandra was about to let the giant monster known as Alioth eat you, the next you were being squished by Deadpool on some type of rocket soaring through the sky escaping the close clutches of death itself.

There wasn't much time to process anything because you were already about to crash, and were flung straight into the hard, dusty ground you've come to know as the Void.

A groan escaped you lips as you sat up, looking towards your new companion's, Deadpool and Wolverine; noticing how Deadpool was on top of him, your brows raised a bit.

"What cha' thinking 'bout?" Deadpool asked him, his voice laced with an innocent tone.

Logan wasn't fond of this at all, "Get the fuck off of me," he said, almost growling at the man.

"Shh shh, almost done"

"Almost done what?!" he look up at Deadpool, concerned about what he meant by that.

Deadpool now changed his tone to a more annoyed one, "Getting my knife out of your buttock, you pervert! Get your bind out of my pants!" Both men were now getting up, "I'm telling Blake!"

Deadpool looked over to you and grabbed your arm pulling you up next to him. Then he gave you a silly thumbs up, which you didn't understand why but just gave him a smile in return as a thank you for the gesture.

"New rule!" Logan began again, "I talk now" this time he looked at you as well.

"I haven't even said anything?!" You looked at him confused. Throwing your arms up a bit, and looking at Deadpool as well.

"Hush little one, Papa is talking right now" Deadpool looked over to you, holding up one finger to signal you to be quiet as he talked to Logan. You threw your arms up again now looking at Logan as he groaned at whatever was going on, obviously exhausted.

"Shut the fuck up!" Logan had now turned around, "Let me fucking think, we gotta get back to paradox right? Right?"

"Am I allowed to speak now?" Deadpool asked him sarcastically, you could tell he was smiling.

"Just nod asshole" Logan was fed up at this point.

Deadpool gave in and gave Logan a slight up and down, letting his buddy say what he needed to. Logan then looked at you as if something in his brain clicked.

"Johnny said something about others before you got him killed!"

"Poor kid? He was like fifty!" Deadpool shoots back, insulted by the comment.

Logan looked back at you, "You've been here longer then any of us have, do you know where we can find these guys?"

You hesitated before speaking to him, "I have an idea," you said, Logan looked back at Deadpool and nodded.

"You're gonna help us find them and get us out of here," Logan told you. He wasn't willing to listen to any protest, but you didn't care to argue, this was your chance at escape and by God you were gonna take it.

"Alright, I'll do my best then." You nodded at him, jumping on the bandwagon of opportunity.

"Oh I knew it was a good idea to bring you along sugar sprinkles!" Deadpool said as he patted your back, which honestly felt more like a hard slap, that lightly pushed you forward.

"You better fix my shit like you fucking promised," Logan pointed his finger at Deadpool's chest as you stepped to the side, look straight ahead noticing something in the distance.

"I smell a quest!"

"I smell food,"

This caused both men to look at what you were looking at.

A little restaurant not to far from here.

Logan was turning the place upside, you were unsure what he was looking for as he'd already found you guys some unopened spam to eat.

Deadpool finally had his mask off and you noticed what he looked like without it, you couldn't help but feel bad for him, even with the way he is, something tragic must have happened for his face to be all scarred the way it was.

"So what made you finally wear an honest to God costume?" He asked in between bites, "Mines red so they can't see me bleed." This time he turned to you and gave you a strange smile as he took yet another bite. "I can see how yellow can be useful too!"

Logan turned around and stared him down, "Have you been checked for ADHD?"

"Nu uh," Deadpool answered, mouth full with a big smile.

"You should," This time you answered as you finally tried the spam, it wasn't too bad for God knows how old it could've been.

You could hear a chuckle come from Logan as he continued his search.

"Though I've had several STD's, probably caused by ADHD" Deadpool told you guys.

You just rolled your eyes at him, wondering where he gets these ideas from. You guys both sat there longer watching Logan. Deadpool sat on one side of the booth, you sat on the edge of the table a bit, and Logan was still searching.

"What are you even looking for?" You asked the bigger man, curious what was making him more frustrated then the red masked fellow next to you.

All you heard was a mumble before you saw him grab a bottle of rubbing alcohol.

"No no no no no, that's rubbing alcohol, you don't want to-" Before he could even finish his sentence Logan had already chugged most of it down, you turned a bit to him and sat yourself next to Deadpool watching Logan come towards the table, "Oh yup there you go, there you go, fuck that liver."

"Don't come to me when you need a liver transplant," Deadpool gave an amused snuff at your comment and turned back to the big fellow.

"What the fuck are those?" Logan was looking at, staples in Deadpool's head? You turned to look at it and you stared a little too hard that you could see the little strands of most likely fake hair pinched in between it.

"Oh, back in civilian life I wore a toupee, but nobody knows," Deadpool gave a little smile as he looked at you guys, touching his phantom hair.

Both you and Logan began to laugh a little at this, "They fucking know" you told him.

Logan joined in on the teasing, "Everybody knows," Logan gave you a smile, being glad someone else is there to help him tease the annoying red suited vigilante.

"Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or are we gonna wait for a third act flashback?"

"Ughh go fuck yourself," this was all it took for Logan to go back to the bar stools as he sat there, drinking his rubbing alcohol.

You gave Deadpool and annoyed look at elbowed him a bit, trying to get him to lay off the man a bit; it seemed to get through to him, as he rolled his eyes and began to talk again, "In my world, you're uh, well regarded."

"Not in mine," Logan didn't look back, he just took another sip.

"Well they don't like me much in my world," Deadpool said trying to lighten the mood.

"We couldn't tell.." You told him, as you stood up and threw away your empty spam cup.

"I wanted to be something, you know? Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger!"

"Fuck the Avengers,"

"I didn't make the cut though, same with the X-men," Deadpool paused, picking his next words wisely. "My girlfriend left me,"

"You had a girlfriend?" Logan asked, with genuine curiosity.

"Yea, Vanessa, when we met she was a dancer, made a whole life, it was good, but oh boy I just, uh"

You stood by the trash, leaning against the wall, not wanting to intrude on their moment.

"But fuck, you were an X-men, fuck that you were the X-man. You, uh the Wolverine, you were a hero in my world."

"Yea well, he ain't shit in mine." Logan finished his drink, if that's what you could even call it.

Deadpool turned to you, as if asking you to say something too. You let out a bit of a sigh before speaking.

"You saved me in my world."

Logan turned his head a little bit, and Deadpool gave you a somber look, unlike his normal self.

"I was in an accident, but I saw this man with metal claws, he helped me, he got me out." You closed your eyes and breathed.

"It inspired me to become who I am today, every Wolverine, is a hero in every universe, no matter what." You looked up at the both of them, "Well it's what I think at least. I didn't recognize you at first, but when I heard your name, I knew who you were, even if you aren't from my universe."

Logan looked back down at his empty hands, he began to think. The silence was killing you. Deadpool could tell and so he went back to his normal demeanor. "Alright sugar tits," Deadpool looks at Logan, "Time to go!"

It was time to continue your adventure in finding the people who would help you escape this place.

[kar1nsworldx]

Nerdy bloke ♡

pairing: ArthurTV x f!reader

Instagram!AU

SUMMARY: hard launching/soft launching(?) yours and Arthurs relationship - y/n used for reader as i thought it was stupid to just call her 'username' :)

requested: nope </3 but requests r opened for other youtubers (sidemen, chrismd, willne, calfreezy, etc.) as well for wolverine & deadpool PLEASE SEND REQUESTS

ˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 🧸ྀི

ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩

arthurtv

liked by y/n l/n, georgeclarkeey and 52,632 others

arthurtv: 🏂

tagged: @y/n l/n @arthurtv @georgeclarkeey @chrismd @wroetoshaw

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COMMENTS;

user007: arthur is the kind of guy to tag himself in his own post

y/n l/n: yeah it's bc hes a weirdo

y/n l/n: arthur i hate you, kys

arthurtv: :(

us3r: LMAOOOOOO

wroetoshaw: outrages

userly: love to see this group together <3

user777: THE SECOND PIC OF Y/N FALLING???????

usermybeloved: the third pic of Y/N is so cute wtf?????

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y/n l/n

liked by miniminter, chrismd10 and 42,632 others

y/n l/n: almost died 2day because of these fuckers 🤦‍♀️

tagged: @arthurtv @georgeclarkeey @chrismd @wroetoshaw

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COMMENTS;

georgeclarkeey: we were so close to killing her lads, im sure we'll succeed next time

y/n l/n: fucking hate you clarke

chrismd10: did you really have to post the fifth picture???

y/n l/n: yes ofc xx

arthurtv: that first picture is really pretty, I wonder who photographed it?

y/n l/n: ah yes, my apologies mr.television, heres your photo creds for one single fucking picture 🤲 xx

arthurtv: ty darling

userxo: DARLING????

userumy: UMMMM EXCUSE ME 👀👀👀

wroetoshaw: you did not almost die calm down

y/n l/n: WTF DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT ALMOST DIE???? YOU AND ARTHUR ALMOST DROPPED ME IN THE 3RD PICTURE MATE

usermybeloved: HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

arthurtv: sorry doll x

y/n l/n: buy me hot chocolate and i'll forgive you

arthurtv: yes ma'am

xeuserxe: DOLL??? MA'AM????? SIR WHAT

user111: LMAOOOO SHE HAS HIM WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER SJFBNCNF

freyanightingale: looking stunning girly xxx

y/n l/n: FREYA MY WIFE ILY!!!!!!

freyanightingale: ❣️❣️❣️

xeuserxe: whos that w you on the fourth photo??

y/n l/n: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

xeuserxe: hmm...

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savinggracepod

liked by userly, y/n l/n and 15,672 others

savinggracepod: Can you guees who's on tomorrow's pod? 👀😘

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y/n l/n: can't wait to see!!

savinggracepod: cheeky x

userly: MISS @y/n l/n COME HERE

xeuserxe: AHHH cant wait!! Xxx

user007: ❣️❣️❣️

user777: this is going to be good!

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y/n l/n

liked by savinggracepod, userly and 21,652 others

y/n l/n: was my pleasure to be on the @savinggracepod!!! loved talking about crushes 🤭, social media and so much more! GO CHECK OUT THE PODCAST RNN!!!! new yt video coming out in 2 days xx

tagged: @savinggracepod

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COMMENTS;

savinggracepod: was a pleasure to have you!! xx

y/n l/n: 💌💌💌

usermybeloved: cant wait for the new vid! :)

arthurtv: your new vid is bomb, can confirm

y/n l/n: :)

xouserxo: what editing program do you use?

y/n l/n: final cut pro x :)

xouserxo: tysm!!!

user007: i'm intrested in who this crush is...

y/n l/n: 🤭🤭🤭

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y/n l/n

liked by arthurtv, zerkaa and 68,752 others

y/n l/n: @sabrinacarpenter i love you please marry me 💍 also photo creds to mr. television @arthurtv for the 5th pic x

tagged: @sabrinacarpenter @arthurtv @arthurnfhill @chrismd10 @georgeclarkeey

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COMMENTS;

arthurtv: can we get married if sabrina says no 💍?

y/n l/n: ya ofc xx

arthurtv: yay x

userly: OH?????

user777: WHAT

usermybeloved: DO YQLL SEE THIS!?!??!?!????

chrismd10: @arthurtv I better be your best man

georgeclarkeey: your obbsession with her is concerning

y/n l/n: "please please please" shut the fuck upppppp!!!! Xxx

georgeclarkey: rude :/

user007: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

us3r: y/n is an icon

behzingagram: you ditched a sidemen shooting for a concert.. great

y/n l/n: okay so maybe I wasnt sick... whoops! 🤷‍♀️ xxx I'll be there next week ♡

behzingagram: you better be you bitch

y/n l/n: oh shut up you fat prick

usermybeloved: LOVE THEM SJFNNCNCC

user111: 💀💀💀

arthurtv: thank you for the photo creds doll

y/n l/n: yea yea ur welcome xx

arthurtv: :)

us3r: 'DOLL' ?????????????

ooouserooo: ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER OR SOMETHING?????

useredup: "mr. television" just say yall r togetger atp

y/n l/n: nuh uh

useredup: FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?????

chrismd10: you were so wasted after this lol

y/n l/n: literally was not idk what ur talking about 🙄

chrismd10: arthur literally had to carry you bridal style because you were falling every 2 minutes

y/n l/n: I just wanted to be carried stfu

arthurtv: next time just ask doll, you dont have to almost brake your neck for me to carry you

y/n l/n: ay bet 💪🤭

user505: NAH WHAT

userly: THIS IS INSANE???????????!????????

user007: EXCUSE ME???? SHE WAS CARRIED BRIDAL STYLE BY ARTHUR???? "DOLL"????? "I WANTED TO BE CARRIED"????????? I AM GOING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK???? THE EMONJI COMBO TOO????? AAAAAAAH

taliamar: looking good x

y/n l/n: says you! xxx

faithlouisak: fit

y/n l/n: ❣️❣️❣️

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y/n l/n

liked by arthurtv, stephen_tries and 72,637 others

y/n l/n: date night was a blast w this nerdy bloke <3

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COMMENTS;

arthurtv: did you enjoy yourself doll?

y/n l/n: oh most certantly mr. television

userly: EXCUSE ME WHAT

useredup: WHAT IS HAPPENING

user007: ARTHUR X Y/N DATING CONFIRMED??????????!??????????

user111: LITERALLY GOING INSANE AND FERAL IF THIS ISNT FUCKING ARTHUR AND Y/N TOGETHER IN THOSE PHOTOS I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEBODY AND THEN MYSELF TOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

y/n l/n: please don't murder somebody! or yourself! and if youre going feral pls check that you dont have rabbies!! xxx much love (:

user111: NOW IM GOING CRAZY BECAUSE YOU REPLIED TO HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ksi: the flowers are pathetically cute

arthurtv: shut up

us3r: OH???????

usermybeloved: SCREAAAAMING

user505: ARTHUR THOSE FLOWERS BETTER BE FROM YOU

geenelly: cuties ♡♡♡

y/n l/n: says you! xx

bambinobecky: happines is a good luck on you girly! xxx

y/n l/n: stfu ur to kind 🫂🫂

chrismd10: about damn time

y/n l/n: oh shut up you inbred twat

taliamar: hope you guys enjoyed the resturant!

y/n l/n: YESSS we did!! double date soon? 👀🤭

taliamar: yess x

freyanightingale: the little bows are so cute 🎀

y/n l/n: RIGHT?????? ♡♡♡

user505: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP DYING

georgeclarkeey: disgusting (said with love)

y/n l/n: literally die (said with love)

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y/n l/n & arthurtv

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y/n l/n: IT IS FINALLY TIME!!!!!! NOT ONLY TO ANNOUNCE ARTHURS AND MINES RELATIONSHIP BUT TO ALSO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR!!!!!!! Arthur, Arthur, Arthur, where to start? Well first of all I'd like to wish you a happy 28th birthday my love! I geniuenly hope you enjoyed it, that you liked all of the gifts and that you enjoyed your birthday with the people you love and who love you too! There are not enough words in the english language to describe how wonderful you are, and how much I love you. You're the kindest, most smartest and funniest person I know, with the goofiest smile and silliyest ideas too. The way you care for others and how you always try to include people and help everyone around you makes my love you even more. Arthur you're the Deadpool to my Wolverine, the Sun to my Moon, the fucking love of my life. I love you to fucking death Arthur. Thank you for everything you've given me, and once more I wish you a very very happy birthday my love.

tagged: @arthurtv

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COMMENTS;

arthurtv: Y/n youre making me cry and the guys are laughing this is not funny :( also i love you too ❤

y/n l/n: ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

tobjizzle: happy birthday man! 🫂 so happy for you guys 😇

ksi: happy bday 💪💪💪also congrats too

vikkstagram: 🌟🫂

stephen_tries: hes crying a river y/n

freyanightingale: AHHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET!!!

wroetoshaw: atp that mans drink will become pure water with how much tears are falling into it

behzingagram: sap

y/n l/n: shut the fuck up

taliamar: 🫂🫂🫂

miniminter: happy for you guys, and happy birthday arthur!

bambinobecky: SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS AAA!!!! Happy birthday!

faithlouisak: 🫂🫂

geenelly: HDHCJCJCJC SO HAPPY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR

arthurnfhill: y/n my shirt is soaking wet make the man stop crying

callux: did not expect to see arthur cry 😭

calfreezy: best couple in 2024??? 👀👀

y/n l/n: YESSIR

theburntchip: y/n get that man some tissues pls

user111: MOM AND DAD ARE FINALLY TOGETHER AAAAAAAA

user505: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP DYING THIS IS REAL THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL

user777: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR OHMYGOD

us3r: FIANALLY!!!!!!

useredup: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! HAPPY BDAY ARTHUR!!!!

usermybeloved: FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🗣🗣🗣

xeuserxe: HELL YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH BABY

xouserxo: ❣️❣️🫂🫂

user007: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR!!! 🎉🎉🎉

user707: FUCK YEWAAAH!!!! ALSO THE COMMENTS SAYING THAT ARTHUR IS CRYING????? HDNDJCJJC I LIVE YALL HAPPY BDAY ARTHUR!!!!!

us3r: JDNFJCJC LOVE ALL THE SHIRTLESS PICS 😭😭😭😭

userly: DIDOWJCJDHCHHC THE FIRST PIC IS SO FUNNY TO ME JDNDJCJ HAPPY BDAY AND CONGRATS!!!!

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[anticidic]

get to know me

thanks for tagging @altruistic-meme !! decided to go ahead and do this :3

comfort food: I sat here thinking about this for too long 😭 but I'll go with grilled cheese

comfort movie: Spirited Away! I rewatch it at least once or twice a year just because.

comfort show: Toss up between Code Geass and Scrubs for me.

fave colour and why: I used to be really into blue, but as I got older I'm kinda vibing with purple now. Specifically a royal purple! I don't even think I have much of a reason, just a change in preferences. I also used to dislike yellows and oranges but now I like them.

last piece of media you loved: ooo, I had to think about this for a while. Technically I have ongoing bsd brainrot, BUT I did see Deadpool & Wolverine and I loved that movie.

fun hobby that always makes you happy: (aside from writing and reading) I really like doing latte art! I can't draw to save my life but I can make designs in coffee and it's really relaxing to do. Sometimes I like making art in my morning coffee and even just like...making a leaf or a heart makes my morning and puts me in a good mood because I think latte art is really cool.

I'll tag: @dazkai @popcorn428 @redfroog @ratsbanes @bandaidmackerel

[neoarchipelago]

I'm out here getting pissed again...

This fandom, is SO problematic it's becoming déjà vu.

So after the whole, let's harass minors who read smut until they leave the platform (ya'll didn't learn shit with what happened with Inquisitor did you?) , now it's let's all group up together as a small army of Karen little bitches and go report blogs who post tags of 'dubcon or noncon'.

Ok hear me out you Wish version of the Justice league,

How low, and shitty is you life, how much time in your hands do you have to decide to sit your ass down in a little club and actually take time to go through blogs to report them.

Well I'll tell you what Batman, it's pointless.

People simply forget that, if you don't want to read, just don't. The tags are here, you read them you go 'nope, this will be triggering' and you scroll. (You take your finger and swipe up, yes it works)

This fandom has become just toxic. We've had the 'yoU dIdnT eVen PlAY thE gAme oR reAd thE cOmICs', the whole minors harassment, we had a this is z**phila when we had a octo!Konig, and now we have this.

Y'all make me think of the Karens who want to ban GTA 6 because it's not good for their kids. (While they could... You know... See it's pg18 and not buy it?) Ya'll going to report the games and the comics of Cod? There's some serious noncon on there.

Y'all are just awful. You make people want to leave this platform. I'm not trying to play the character who comes and makes a speech and everyone will rejoice, no, I'm Deadpool, I'm telling y'all are pieces of shit. This isn't about your traumas, what happened in your life, bitch I got those. But I take care of myself and don't go creating polemics or problems on things THAT HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF WRITING AND WITH EVERY FUCKING PLATEFORM, FANDOM, BOOKS.

You ruin everybody's fun. I wish you ill. I'm no better I agree. Learn to hack and go find some p*d*philes to report to the police. R*p*sts, abusers. Go on, do something actually good for society. Go clean the beaches, help in a shelter, bring food to the homeless... Go if you want to actually feel like you're doing some good.

A lot of us found friends, a place to escape our lives and feel welcome, loved and happy... You're ruining it.

Some of you are just bitter. And it's sad.

[anomaly-hivemind]

Kiss me <3 ☆ Deadpool x Wolverine | Kinktober Day 3

Summary: Wade and Logan's fighting leads to some heated tension. Basically the Honda Odyssey sense but with more sexual aggression.

Word Count: 2721

Tags: MLM, old men yaoi, gore, canon typical violence, fighting, sexual jokes, gentle dom wade, Bottom Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), switch logan,  switch wade,  power bottom wade,  anal sex, hand jobs, choking, anal fingering, rimming Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, biting, marking, degradation, fourth wall break, Wade Wilson's Inappropriate Humor, Deadclaws

The two men paused from their heated battle, the car was beaten up and covered in blood, and so were they. Their Suits are full of holes where once-healed wounds were dealt.  Where angry words were exchanged that hurt both of their feelings. But since they’re bad at dealing with feelings like normal people they decided to use their fists, daggers, claws, and guns to deal with their issues. Both which are deeper than the both of them, care to actually deal with.  So they fought their problems until they both were on opposite ends of the Honda, Logan was getting ready for another strike before Wade spoke. Deadpool was breathing heavily, his voice dry and a tad ragged as he looked Logan up and down. 

“Can you feel this sexual tension- fucking ow!” Wade’s head collided with the already broken window as Logan stabbed his claws into his head. But it doesn't stop him from talking. “-because I can feel some chemistry between us.”  Logan gets his leg kicked from under him, so when he falls back into the passenger seat. But not before dragging Wade on top of him by the head, as his claws were still lodged in his head. 

“We should kiss, right now, I'll even take it as an apology for hurting my feelings,” Wade said in a pout that couldn't be seen but was definitely heard. 

“Do you ever shut the fuck up?” Logan rolls his eyes before he kicks Wade off of him, and out of the Odyssey, Wade’s body tumbles and slides against the rough ground. Wade was quick to get up and storm back into the car by jumping through the back seat window.

“No I don't… but you could make me, it's what the readers want anyway.”  Wade looks at you, giving you a once-over while nodding to himself. 

Logan was about to say something but Wade interrupted him. “Pucker up buttercup”  He crawls over to Logan only to get punched in several places causing him to hit the driver's seat.

Get away from me you fucking moran.” Logan takes a dagger to the chest, he lets out a hiss through his teeth. 

“YOU ARE, SO MEAN. but it feels so right.”  Wade mutters while taking a couple more sharp jabs at his mission partner.  

“Did someone drop you on the head as a baby” Wade gives him a half-shrug before flopping on top of Logan. 

“I'm still waiting for my kisspology Wolvie.” Wade wiggles his finger in front of Logan only to get that same finger bent backward with a loud almost comedic pop. He let out a pained whimper and popped his finger back into place.  Then there was a long silence between the two of them. 

Logan was looking at Wade for a long moment before letting out a sigh. He turns his body, this catches Wade's attention.   

“O.m.g Logi-bear! You're considering it ain't you.”  Wade moves with a quickness to lift his mask and he gets ready to lean In. 

“Only because it'll get to shut up” He leaned over slowly. 

“Whatever you say, but I'll be using tongue” Wade closed the gap before Logan could change his mind. Their lips connect and Wade holds back a giggle as he pushes his tongue in the other man's mouth with little resistance. Wolverine grips Wade by the neck before shoving him back.

“I'm so hard right now <3”  Deadpool gave him a toothy smirk and licked his dry lips, and he was actively looking Logan up and down.  He then made grabby hands at logan.

“What” Logan scoffs and tightens his grip on Wade's neck. But it only gets a moan out of the red-suit man. 

“Grip me harder, and I might splooge in this suit which would be no good… this isn't a white suit,”  Deadpool rambled weakly. “I would love to feel that handsome mug on me again… in various places actually”

 Logan hates that a part of him actually considered what Wade just said.   

“Will one more kiss make you calm down? “ Logan whispered more under his breath than anything, but Wade still heard it and he was ecstatic. 

“I'm not going to ruin this but definitely kiss me… ah roll credits” he quickly moves in for another kiss but stops right before it can happen. “Let's move this to the back, for kissing reasons” he nods to himself.

“I shouldn't be agreeing to that”  He rolls his eyes and turns to the back seat.

“But you are right.” He had already made his way to the back of the Odyssey. Spreading out in the back and wiggling in fingers. “Come sit in Papa's lap”

“I'm not doing that” Logan grunted as he moved in the back beside Wade. 

“It was worth a shot,” Wade says, placing a hand on Logan's shoulder and pulling him forward.

They both move into another kiss, their movements slow and Wade took this all as his chance to move his arm around Logan's waist.  He was just tasting the water as he moved his hand soothingly along Logan’s body, all while inching closer until they were pressed right against each other. Wade made sure to add tongue and their tongues rubbed together.  

Wade starts to undo his suit in hopes it will instill Logan to do the same. The kiss was getting pretty hot and heavy, their tongues gliding against each other's. Exploring the taste between friends and the blooming emotions of something deeper. They pull away to catch their breath and for a moment that was that. Logan and Wade are sitting in calming silence. Logan only did so after they pulled away, he was breathing a little heavier and a bulge was starting to push against the suit material.

“This is so hot. Can't you feel this chemistry” Wade's breath traced puffs of warmth across his face, and Logan couldn’t do much then shiver as Wade began pressing tender kisses to his cheeks, eyelids, and the bridge of his nose.

“Stop talking…”  Logan huffed as his thoughts yelled at him to get some sense to stop them.  

"Just saying I was right and I'm touching the pearly gates" Wade whispered as he looked down at Logan's pants which contained his bulge. Wade licked his lips subconsciously at the sight in front of him, Logan was going beet-faced, slightly out of breath with a twitching erection in his tight fitting suit.

“You are one annoying son of bitch” He said as he pushed Wade's hands back causing him to slide forward. Wade then climbed a bit up into Logan's lap.

“It's one of my love languages” he moved closer, only for Logan to bite hard into Wade's shoulder. A hot feeling runs through him as he lets out a happy moan. 

“You marking your territory big guy,” Wade said in a shaky breath. 

He was looking Wade up and down as what felt like a cog turning in his head. Before he pushed the man onto his back,  much to Deadpool's pleasure. Logan was trailing rough bites and sucked along Wade's dry skin.  Every mask that broke skin made an effort to start healing itself. Wade felt like he was on cloud nine but he wanted some more tangible pleasure.  He grabs Logan's tits and gives them a couple of squeezes before pushing him up and then following after him.  

"Let's take care of this first." He said while looking at the erection. Wade continues as he starts to pull Logan's pants and boxers with eager and impatient movements. 

Logan let out a hiss at the foreign feeling of someone else's hand on him like this, it's been a while and the fact that it was the dumbass in front of him doesn't help. Wade started to move his hand along Logan's fat cock. Wade tried to picture how Logan would pleasure himself as he moved his hand up and down the other man's cock. They both let out pleased sighs and Logan bucked his hips slightly into Wade's hand. 

Logan pulls Wade into a messy kiss, causing the hand on his dick to start moving more actively. Logan used one of his free hands to pull Wade's pants off as well, getting the assistance needed to get his dick free. Wade let out a small whimper just because he was happy to be in this situation. Logan's tongue swirls along Wade's own with a growing hunger. Wade feels a hand wrapped over his cock as he jerks off Logan. 

Wade's hand tightened his grip on the cock in his hand, which got a pleased moan from Logan. Wade shifts closer a bit before using his hand to jerk them off at the same time taking over. Their cocks rubbed against one other as Wade's hand was over the top of Logan's. So he could be the one controlling the speed and tightness of their strokes. 

They both let out moans that they tried to hush with lustful kisses. Their cocks twitch against each other as they start to get closer. Logan huffs and he tries his best to keep himself from spilling his load, he can't be looking like some submissive slut that likes this kinda stuff. Wade uses his thumb to circle Logan's tip and he lets out an almost whorish sound that was muffed between Wade's lips and he smirked against the kiss. 

“If you say anything I'll stab you” Logan glared but it was interrupted by another moan even Wade pressed in Logan's tip harder.

“I am so gonna top you,”  he said quietly and got stabbed for it like promised.  Logan retracts his claws from Wade's thigh.  

“Worth it” 

“Who said anything about either of those things happening!”  He tried to be angry but the feeling of their dicks rubbing against one another was distracting. Their precum mixes for just enough lubricant to have little painful friction.

“I can see it in your eyes, there yelling ‘fuck me fuck me’ You're basically begging me to get you pregnant and I'll do my best for you Wolvie”  Logan was appalled and at a loss for words from the audacity that can from the statement out of Wade's mouth.  

He would have done something violent if his cock was throbbing Into `reaching orgasm.  He would have definitely killed him then in there his mind wasn't getting a bit fuzzy. Logan closes his eyes as he moans with his cock twitching against Wade's, that also twitching dick as they were now both tittering on the edge of climax. Wade let out a groan and he tightened his grip on them, adding the domino needed for their orgasm. 

Logan doesn't know how much cum had come spewing out of him, which causes him to fall against Wade. Their cum covers both of their dicks and hands, Wade lets out a moan of his own as his cum mixes with Logan's. Adding to the layer of white sticky warmth, they let out breathy pants. They look up at each other, red in the face and cum covering their hands and cocks. Their heads fall against each other as they collect their breaths. That was until Logan got pulled onto his back and Wade moved closer while giggling.  

Wade takes his tongue along Logan's body and gives his titties a couple of sucks. His head gets lower and lower until he was right in front of Logan's cock that was trying to reawaken for more action.  He licks up the cum from off his body, running his hot tongue on Logan's  cock.  He runs his tongue along the head of his cock and sucks on it slowly, getting it back to life. Wade could taste their semen that were mixed together and the saltiness of Logan's skin. 

“Bit salty their bud, hope this doesn't affect my cholesterol” he chuckled as he moved lower to Logan's hole, effectively silencing any comment he was most likely going to throw out. A shaky breath comes out of him as he falls back on the chair.  Wade was circling Logan's hole and lazily stroking his cock, and getting plenty of pretty sounds.  

“Oh shit” Logan cursed, as his chest heaved. He was tense when he felt a finger go inside him. Wade had pushed his finger into Logan's tight hole.  

“Well don't do, that not into that-  but do loosen up before you take my finger As a souvenir.”  He was working on trusting his finger slowly, trying to get it in deeper. Logan let out a groan as he settled down. Wade takes this moment to add a second finger as he thrusts up into Logan. He let out a light moan. Wade pushed his finger in deeper feeling around waiting for a response he found what he was looking fas Wade pushed his fingers even deeper pushing against Logan's walls. 

He was holding Logan's legs apart as he thrust his fingers in and out of the other man and tightened his grip on his cock.  His eyes widen as Wade starts to hit his spot over and over causing him to almost cum on the spot. Logan Catches his breath to calm down.  That's when Wade slowly pulls out, much to the frustration of Logan but he wouldn't say anything about it for his dignity's sake.  

“Loganussy come to Papa,” Wade said, in a sing-songy tone as he rubbed his hands together mischievously before grabbing his cock to line himself up with Logan's entrance. 

He slid the tip in and moved to give Logan a light slap on the lower thigh. Logan rolled his eyes and kissed his teeth as he adjusted to being stretched. It was uncomfortable, but not terrible, and just at the entrance it already felt good. Once he started to move he was deciding on what pace to pick. 

His pace was slow, and Logan felt like it was only getting slower. Logan gets more frustrated at Wade's painfully slow pace. Logan let out a groan that could pass as a growl. 

“Growling won't get me to move any faster honey badger. “ He was leaning over Logan as he kept moving slowly. 

“Move faster or I'll kill you” Logan commanded roughly as he looked away from Wade with a bashful expression. But his claws were out and ready for strikes.

“This is no way to talk to your lover but your signs of affection are so hot” Wade let out a moan as he started to pick up the pace. 

“I'm not your fuckin’ Lover,”  He hissed, out with a frown.

“I'll make you love me!” He tightened His grip on his hips, bending Logan over a bit as he thrusts harder and faster.  Logan bit his lip to hold back the wave of pleasure that Was hitting from the new angle. About every other thrust would be hitting his prostate and his cock twitched with energy. Logan was panting and huffing as Wade had him arched up into his thrust.  Wade was yelling in his head over and over again about getting Logan pregnant which most likely added to the aggression of Wade's thrust.  

When he heard light quiet moans he started going fast. Gaining louder moans with constant encouragement. They went at this until Wade grabbed Logan's other leg putting it on his other shoulder. He pulled almost out before slamming back in, making Logan quiver out loud a moan. He was aggressively pounding into Logan. Wade grabs Logan's cock and starts stroking him again in a match to his thrust.  

“Fuck” Wade let out a moan as he gets closers to climax. Logan also lets out a pant, as he gets closer as well. He could feel himself getting closer again and he could feel.

Wade moved at a more sloppier pace as he was about to cum. Logan wrapped his legs around as he thrust into Logan. Wade let out a heavy groan before cumming inside Logan. They both collapsed as they were on each other when they collapsed.  Wade gets up and pulls away and out of logan.  He moved to pat Logan's chest as he stepped out of the car. 

“Deadclaws Canon baby!” Deadpool skipped around the Odyssey and clapped his hands together. Still wearing nothing but his mask.

[jessiarts]

I want to play a game

For context of this game, I make pumpkin carving stencils. Here's a few of them for reference.

Ok, reference of what I can do out of the way, here comes the game:

Here is a Verified GFM organized by Tasnim Alhamss (on line #663 of Operation Olive Branch's spreadsheet), with a goal of $35,000. This fundraiser is just about $2k from meeting their goal.

If we can increase the amount currently raised from $32,974 to $33,100 by September 6th, I will make a pumpkin carving stencil of whichever fandom character you guys vote for in the poll below and post it for free download on my Ko-Fi.

We're starting small. That's roughly $130 dollars in a week. If only 12 people donate $10 we'll be pretty much there. Hell, even 25 people at $5 is still super doable!

Then, once we complete this game I'll set another, with another poll, and repeat that until we can clear their goal.

So what do you say? Can we do that? I think we can.

[Update:

YOU DID IT!!! YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS FUCKING DID IT!!!!

Not only did you do it, but you did it EARLY- and surpassed this week's goal! Overflowing crabs be upon ye!

You guys met your goal first, meaning you beat TikTok, and so that means you get an additional stencil- so whichever character comes in second for this poll will be that additional stencil!

There's a little over one day still left on the poll, so if there's a character you were really hoping to win but saw wasn't in the lead after voting, go ahead and reblog to help their chances of coming second lol

I'm going to start setting up next weeks game- if you have any characters in particular you want to vote on leave them in the tags.

Great job everyone!

Update: Here's the stencils you won! Bill Cipher won first place in the poll. And, as a reward for beating TikTok, I made a second stencil with the second-place winner of the poll, Deadpool.

As promised, both of these stencils are available for free download on my Ko-Fi!

[otomiyaa]

Day 25: "No."

Deadpool x Colossus | Nim's Lovely Tickletober 

Word Count: 900

Tagging @theanonemu :3

"No."

Wade was tired of hearing it. At first he wasn't completely aware of it. Like yes, Colossus was just being lovely old Colossus. But the moment Wade started to realize that Colossus said the negative word a lot, he started paying attention to it, and he noticed it way too much.

"Shall we watch sex and the city?"

"Wanna order a pizza?"

"Oh I know, let's go to Disneyland!"

"We should adopt a dog."

"Hey, Colossus, wanna tie me up and violate my sexy body?"

"Do you want cream with that, big guy?"

It didn't matter what Wade said. No matter how crazy or less crazy. Colossus said "no" a lot, more than yes, and it started to bug him.

Wade glared at Colossus' beautiful ass and he smirked. "Aren't you getting tired of this routine, darling?" Wade asked.

"No."

Even now he said it, heh. Colossus was doing his workout routine. Wade had already complained that Colossus got up too early and went outside for his workouts too much. Now doing it inside (one of the very rare "alright"s), right next to where Wade was still lazing around in bed, it was better at least since Wade could admire his beautiful silver lover in awe.

While occasionally checking Colossus out, Wade was scrolling on his phone, watching useless reels, TikToks and YouTube videos until something came by that caught his attention.

"COUPLE TICKLE CHALLENGE LET'S GO!"

Soon, loud and hysterical laughter burst from his phone, and Wade chuckled at the enthusiasm the couple tickled each other. Now that looked fun, challenging, and so romantic.

"Hey big guy. You wanna do this challenge with me?" Wade turned his phone around to show him. Colossus couldn't see it, but he could definitely hear the loud laughter and begging from the video.

"No."

Figures. Wade wiggled his eyebrows. "Are you suuure? You don't wanna tie me up like this? Tickle me until I piss my pants?"

"No."

He was still working out. Wade shrugged. "Oh I see. Guess I'll have to tickle myself then," he said, and he put away his phone, pushed down the blankets and pulled up his shirt. He wiggled his fingers seductively all over his bare torso.

"Hmmmhmhm, it tickles so muuuch," he whined in a sexy voice. Was Colossus really going to be so boring?

"He he he, no, don't, stop, it tickles," Wade acted sarcastically as he tickled himself.

"Ohoho. Hahaha. Huhuhu." His fake laughter must have gotten annoying at some point because Colossus glared his way a few times.

"Ahaha I'm so ticklish. Colossus, you're missing all the fun hehehe, why don't you- WHOAH!" Wade yelped when Colossus suddenly approached him with quick and firm steps. Despite begging Colossus to tickle him just now, Wade's first reflex was to very quickly jump out of bed, but Colossus grabbed him and tossed him right back in.

"AHH HEhehey big guhuhuy wahaha!" Wade cackled when Colossus actually tickled him for real.

"You wanted this," Colossus said while he dug mercilessly in each of Wade's worst ever tickle spots. Wade kicked and howled.

"Nohoho! The chahaallenge! This ihihisn't- ahahaha wahahait!" He was being pathetic, he knew that. But after getting rejected all this time by his serious lover, Wade just didn't see this coming.

"PLEase! You hahave to tie mehehe up fihihirst!" Wade yelled as he flailed and kicked wildly. Colossus merely pinned him down, still with that serious expression on his beautiful shiny face.

"No."

Well, on second thought, he wasn't even tied up yet and it was already almost unbearable. Wade thought that maybe a tickle challenge wouldn't be his thing to win. Colossus and his damn cold fingers made Wade's skin tingle wherever they tickled; his stomach, his hips, his sides, his ribs, his fucking armpits.

"AHAHA! Ahahalright you win! I cahahan't breheheathe!"

Silence. Through teary eyes, Wade looked up at Colossus' firm expression, and he tried his hardest to communicate through his uncontrollable laughter.

"Dahaharling plehehease! S-stahahap!" he begged dramatically.

"No."

Eep! Stlil no?! Wade managed to turn himself on his stomach and tried to wriggle free, but he was no match for the heavy weight of Colossus the silver fuckboy.

"Mehehercy! I'll lehehet you work ohohout! Leheheave me! I'll stohohop botherihhing you!"

At this point, he was going to piss for real, and he wasn't so fond of that idea after all.

Both the merciless tickling and Wade's frantic struggling caused him to lose his shirt, and he whined and moaned as Colossus attacked him with merciless tickles. Ah, well. Even though he seemed strangely determined to tickle him to death now, at least he had his full attention.

Wade could only enjoy this fact and laugh until he thought he was going to faint. But before that happened, Colossus stopped, and to Wade's surprise, suddenly they were kissing. Ah. He loved the taste of those lips still....

"Colossus... do you love me?" Wade murmured after a few long kisses. Colossus hummed.

For a moment Wade dreaded another negative answer, but then he heard it:

"Yes."

Ah. Look, now that was all that mattered. Even if Colossus would say no to Disneyland, tickle challenges, adopting a dog or whatever silly date night suggestion, in the end he still loved Wade, and Wade loved him back and all of his 99% "no".

"Love you too, big guy."

If it was up to Wade, Colossus could tickle him to death for real now. He could now die in peace.

[pedgito]

why do you post gifs of a movie that was removed from the platform because it was uploaded by mistake! the distributors are contacting fan accounts to delete posts sharing the news that it was out

i bought it and they didn't revoke it so that's not my problem they released it early by mistake? blame jeff bezos lmao. this is tumblr and the morality police stuff is so old. we had hq gifs of deadpool and wolverine WEEKS before that movie was even released to streaming. i'll kindly say that if it bothers you to either block the spoiler tag i added for that purpose to avoid it or block me.