#do i even put this inmy gideon tag. like i guess its jermstone adjacent..?

[nygleskas]

posting random self insert gems lore w noo previous context bc i don't feel good and can't be bothered typing proper lore. me being bffs with pontius and abraham >>>

pontius like. instantly likes me once he sees me bc i have dyed hair and he wants to bleach his hair so i'm like instantly chill in his eyes yk (<- think i got this from cent. can't remember. thanks to cent jic 🫡). i eventually help him bleach his hair (most likely against jesse and ambers wishes. but i don't know that. he probably lied and said they're cool with it lol) (also gideon just observes) and it just becomes a regular thing (also jesse absolutely walked in on me bleaching pontius' hair for the first time. that's the only reason why he's a tad bit 🤨 to me. <- absolutely got this idea from cent which i think is super funny thank u brogirl. i imagine this would have the same vibes as the "what do you have there" "a smoothie" icarly meme). i don't think i could Fix pontius but i Could accidentally make him worse, in the sense that i give him actual advice and he just twists my words and does whatever he wants. there's been like 4 separate times where i give him advice and then he just does smth his parents told him not to do (like oh idk.. get a sta/lin tattoo?????) and he says i'm what helped him get that or wtvr wkgSKHN.

abraham! is actually a nice kid he's nowhere near as… i can't even describe pontius. but he's not wild. or at least not yet idk how they're gonna write him for s4 if they actually decide to give him a personalityKWGNSJ. but me and abraham bond over games since he likes racing games (i'm going off of exactly 1 scene in early s2 where he and pontius play a game lol). we play mario kart often :>> he tootally mains yoshi and/or luigi. i'm a waluigi main 95% of the time (other 5% i play peach. typical gay guy behavior /lh). ok anyways i think abraham would pick up mario kart rly fast and eventually like 7/10 times he's winning over me loll.

i think it'd be rly funny if they liked me more than they liked gideon 😭 like they just constantly ask him when's the next time i'm coming over so they can hang out with me whwlgsndlhsj