#do better yall she is not the problem why are you logging on to say something so silly

[greta--gill]

people on the bird app saying that sonnett only came in to kill time and that it was a waste… please understand she literally plays the 6 for club LMAO like what?? also does anyone else remember the never-say-die 2021 washington spirit or??

[shytiff]

June Small Wins

1 - ecmocard meeting with ppl from aussie to learn to sort out data. Felt better after the meeting cause i didnt feel like doing anything before. Got two season deli box cake from dapur cokelat for nessa. Videocalled w her and ren.

2 - dr eva chatted and gave things to do. I also need to make intern log for dr retha. I just cant bring myself to start. Finally mustered the courage. Im not the type of person for wfh. At least in this house. Finished reading love or hate. I rly felt like shit at night.

3 - started reading positively yours. Had no will to do anything

4 - some more sending spss work for dr eva. weekdays with no “outside work” rly render me useless in functioning. a vegetable

5 - iluni webinar. Lost my attention during electrolyte and fluid stuff. tried to cook ribeye steak lmao (meat from @/fridaymeatshop). Its too chewy and leathery. But its not too welldone. And at least it tastes good. Went to depok by krl. its quite quick since krl arrived just after im at poris and duri. went ahead of silvi devi. satpam on the lobby wont open the access hhhh (i dont have one. i dunno why. mom said she cant find it although we supposedly have 2). but my mood improved once im upstairs. we prepped a bit of deco. conversed in the dark so not to make racheel suspicious. surprisee. had truffle belly chicken cheese for dinner. the cheese was not to cheesy, its more of a gentle taste. mushroom tastes better. we watched sweet and sour from my mobile data. surprisingly, its not that much of data. slept at like 12-1ish

6 - the electric token went out in the morning. we went for a walk in ui. the PLK man across of st ui forbade us from going in. ugh. but it was rly empty. so we went from barel. its empty on the library. there was a dog that walked along with us. talked a bit in front of the lake. went back. i got 2 moon chicken (the basic flavor and not the wings) and spicy jumeokbap. the jumeokbap was nothing like what i had in korea. like the seaweed’s taste doesnt come out that much, and its not that flavorful/savory. the one in korea its good even by itself. went back to jkt nebeng reza silvi with devi. originally planned to go to flavola, but my head kinda hurts, so i finished my moon chicken at the mushola and asked juan to pick me up. still feel healthy and normal after going and staying out, so i started reading a book abt handwriting analysis lmaoo. fell asleep. tried several attempts to figure out my bpjs number and turns out the best there is to respond is BPJS’ twitter. the problem was solved under 5 mins. 

7 - woke up, fell asleep again. Adita told me that i might be interviewed today for the ipd intern but theres no info. Did the registration stuff for my bpjs. Registered for npwp. Watched bts x na pd

8 - off to RSF. its audit day today. hiks to phonecall follow up work. i did not do anything inaco related, i just sat there and did dr dafsah’s excel. dr vera bought me pecel ayam hehe yay. went to como park to meet up with indah regen. tried ricotta pizza from pizza place (33k). the cheese is cheese but not that typical cheesy (?) coupled with mushroom. i had to add sauce to withstand the last bites (still kinda full). tried other’s as well, pesto and mushroom. pesto had the most taste. while waiting for doggo to arrive, we bought gelato (S: 35k). apparently their special flavor was ricotta lmao. tried green tea (bitter, which i like) and peanut butter + caramel, which makes you feel thirsty. watched the doggos from the sidelines. after maghrib we went to 1/15. ordered ice mocha (50k). the chocolate taste stood out more. not gonna order again lol. the staff initially recommended pandan flavor. took grab to gbk station to go home.

9 - rsf. second audit day. i hate it here lmao. im not even paid for my time here. excused myself to eat. turns out mbak Ai bought hokben. i almost forgot thanking her since i felt hungry with a bit of headache. talked a bit with dr retha regarding changes of assistant (since internship is soon). went back and immediately laid down in bed. mom bought pizza so thats what i ate for dinner. fell asleep (i can feel it. my face will get consequences)

10 - cant bring myself to do anything. i reread painter of the night lmao. seungho is a prick. inhun is also a prick (a greedy one). ate arirang bone marrow. put the egg-seasoning mixture to the pan since im not confident enough to just pour boiling water into the bowl. felt surprisingly full. went to sbux. green tea latte as usual. but turns out tumblr 50% promo only applies to sbux member. so i had to pay 40k for my green tea latte. at least i got to feel good from outside vibes. did some follow up for INACO patients. 

11 - went to rm rsf. Took lots of photos of RM. I was given rujak by the rm staff lmaoo so cute. Didnt do any entry afterwards lmao i just laid down

12 - breakfast is paldo jjajangmen and egg. It tasted like soy. Its good but not in a micin way. Its quite fulfilling. Had some of the beef slices by putting it in a buttered pan (is it pan fried? Grilled? Idk). Had banana and brownies together (makes it rly good). Did a bit of clires work. I drank sbux's caramel macchiato but yall my stomach cant handle it lmao. It hurts so much that i even got a headache. So i just laid down in bed

13 - had arirang again loll. Inserted the egg to the pan still, but quicker this time. Its too salty today. Maybe its not enough water. I was eating it while googling how to remove excess sodium. Ate the rest of beef slices (shared with bros ofc) and mixed some with moms fried rice. Ate banana brownies again. Felt soooo full. Did some clires work accompanied by sbux matcha

14 - i felt like shit this morning. Watched leahs vid. Listened to her podcast while having bfast. I walked from moms car to bougenville while still feeling like shit. It slowly gets better afterwards, thankfully. Did some clires and follow up. Went to gandy steak in dr retha's car (which had anesthesiology textbook inside). Tried aus sirloin steak. The bread tasted ok. The garlic bread also ok. The mashed potato was so so (the one in depok was more creamy and smooth). The steak was good, especially the fat part, the sauce so so. Honestly that depok steak had more value for money compared to this, i think. Nebeng dr rara and husband to busway station. Arrived in ar and i immediately showered, such wow 👏👏

15 - today is no rsf day aka self made wfh day. Moms getting vaccinated today. I just lazed. And read kanej fics

16 - off to rsf. Took care of rm stuff. Tried social affair's croffle since i was so curious (60k [10k tip]). The nutella and cinnamon sugar one. Its crunchy and a bit crumbly inside, but not as fragile as croissant. Its quite fulfilling too. But its basically flour batter variations. (thats what mom would say). randomly chatted racheel and we ended up taking a walk and a bit of jog citra 6 (with my sneakon regular shoes). My left tendon was screaming lol. Picked up by juan who surprisingly effortlessly found the address at night.

17 - mbak aan chatted me today to go to rscm. Met prof murdani at pesc and he gave me ppt assigment for 13:30 THAT DAY. Finished it unsatisfyingly (i wish i couldve done more). Lunch was free bebek bkb yay thankyou Prof c: (he even asked what did i ate) took care of legalisir stuff. Went home by tj. Drank matcha w vsoy and i somehow was not sleepy after maghrib. I also changed my desj layout. Maybe it kinda works to separate my spaces

18 - arrived at rscm at 8-ish. sent updated thibbun nabawi ppt. literature search. and then somehow its 14:30. went to SCI w ara wani rasyid. tried bandeng nyonya, oyster, salmon, cumi lada garam (its crazy good among all the good tasting food wtff), shrimp and pocai telor (veggie stuff). dessert was thailand cassava. spent about 190k. went back by TJ. had wudu at pulomas and prayed ashar on the bus lol. i passed out after playing w my phone lmaoo  

19 - spent almost the whole day just sleeping and eating. finally showered in the afternoon. had matcha vsoy latte after maghrib and with enough day sleeping, i did presentation outline. at like 1/2 am i initially planned to sleep but my eyes still have plenty of watts. so i read hold me tight. slept at like 4/5 am

20 - woke up at 9. off to om dokter’s house to ask for healthy letter. we talked almost the entire time im there lol. before u know it mom and dad’s done talking with grandma. om dokter shared some of his experiences in the past. and he said something about making your choice and living with it, and it will all have a meaning even if you might initially agonize about it. girl i was holding back tears. here he was talking about choices, something i never rly talk about at my house. im getting teary just typing this. he talked about it in a way that sounds simple, even though i agonized abt internship choices and sometimes avoid thinking about it. it rly rly was a new experience. i dont rly talk about “choices” with my parents. so hearing how to go through options in life from a person i can relate to regarding this med stuff is. i feel like i would have loved it if i can hear his wisdom earlier. i dont talk with him much if my parents are around bcs they will just meddle and say stuff that wreck my peace. they dont rly know what im going through but can be very opinionated. this peaceful one on one talk rly made me feel relieved and reassured. and i was today years old when i found out he initially wanted to be a psychiatrist. he would have been a great psychiatrist. i feel like we have some understanding thats left unsaid. like he knows how my parents are like. he would probably understand why i dont talk with him much at AR. after what feels super quick, we went back to AR. registered for STR. searched some literature for the topics that Prof is the moderator of. powered by matcha energy

21 - rscm as usual. the Prof did not come. lunch was bread i brought from home. waited for mom to pick me up at kfc so i bought pukis kfc. its like properly made pukis and not the street seller made ones. the chocolate one was good since the toppings generous. felt a bit feverish? like my body felt warm. fell asleep and then suddenly its 6 am in the morning. 

22 - Prof still did not came. had amart’s ayam penyet jamur for lunch. turns out juan bought ayam geprek gendut for dinner. night time is diarrhea time lmaooooo. did not feel sleepy at AR but i skipped shower again lmao,,,,,,,, and then suddenly its morning again

23 - jajan from sisterfield today. tried their carrot cake and kopi susu gula aren. the carrot cake has that carrot texture. its different. the icing was fresh cream cheese that made the cake taste good. the coffee made my stomach ache a bit. it has that subtle chocolatey taste. fell asleep again. third time’s the charm (of 1x/day face wash). woke up at 3 am planning to sleep but i ended up washing my face. turns out atikah was still awake due to AZ fever.

24 - this is the bestest sleep i had in this week (?) had a dream about going to bandung and the car falling to water. forgot my headset today. can finally meet prof Mur. talked abt inaco stuff w agassi. reread komugi meruem lmaoo. felll asleep. somehow had the misfortune of hearing dad’s hurtful words to mom. i want to fall asleep again but its difficuly. i went through stages of pent up anger, some sort of selfishness (i will go out from jakarta for internship), amazement to mom, and... (continue 2moro)

25 - lunch was dori rice from kanprim thanks to rasyid’s jastip. watched bts’ butter norebang lolll :(((. arrived at AR the fastest ive been. mom came to me right before maghrib and  summed some stuff dad said yesterday. she handled it in a trivial way. like she was unaffected. and that somehow helped me too. stuck around in the dining room for a while after maghrib. talked about internship w mom. i left some chance for dad to yap yap abt whatever related to internship (thankfully songs were full volume through my wireless headset) while im inhaling through my matcha latte. i wont write what he said bcs its lowkey super embarrassing. thank the gods for wireless speakers. 

26 - did not do anything productive today. Had arirang salted egg for bfast (wont repurchase). Had the meat cubes i bought online and its rly good. Ran with racil at citra 6. The tendon in my left feet hurt lol. Gmeet with ara et al to discuss internship review

27 - lazed. Wanted to start my day early but couldnt bring myself to. Binge watched twoset videos. Did clires stuff. 1 more RM to wait from IRMIK. No gastro intern work this weekend aaaa im starting to panic.

28 - juan came along otw to rscm. Talked about iship otw. brought tons of stuff to eat, including matcha latte, but i was unable to finish it lol. Discussed research budgeting w Prof. Didnt do anything in home. Starting to panic with my ppt progress.

29 - discussed budgeting revision. Prof thought abt little details i didnt even consider. Didnt do anything while at ar anjengggg

30 - prof did not come to dept today. Listemed to agassi rambling abt intern stuff. Immediately opened my laptop in ar. Watched two set. Played marapets lmaooo i finally managed to gather 3 au for shop pricer. But still didnot wash my face 👁️👄🤦‍♀️ maybe bcs i hate doing what people tells me to do (re: shower due to covid scare). Had a nightmare abt being in a car ride alone w dad and it was rly rly awkward

[roccoroks]

Dag 3 THE DAG FILES! *que X Files music* The following events took place at the Spring Grand Rod Run, names have been changed to protect the stupid and liable. time:.......dark....ish im working a double, 2nd & 3rd shift pryor to the take over of the motel there for i was still a employee at the time and had to answer the a boss (the sorry motherfucker that he is) but thats another story/rant. its hot outside, people are pissing and shitting all over my lobby bathrooms and im trying to deal with 100+ geusts and god only knows how many classic cars... this is more of what its like to deal with multipul shitty guests and problems while working a rod run in pigeon forge tn. the grand rod run takes place twice a year and has more that 1000-2500 show cars through out the city of pigeon forge. we find our hero sitting on his ass watching youtube videos and eating potato chips and trying to download bootleged My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic episodes when the internet suddenly explodes and stops working due to me trying to download 30 episodes at once! this is more of what its like to deal with multipul shitty guests and problems while working a rod run in pigeon forge tn me: *prior to net crash* ^.^ *om nom nom nom* *internet crashes* me: O.O........shit....not good me: hey chris (we work in pairs on rod runs) chirs: whats up man me:.....um i think were fucked chris:what did you break? me: the internet....all of it chris: I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO DOWNLOAD THAT MUCH PONY SHIT AT ONCE! me:.....sorry?...you fix?...please chris: *sigh* leave, NOW! me: *me runs out from behind the counter just as the phone rings* ~when the wifi goes down at the motel, you might as well have set the place on fire, eeeeveryone calls to tell you!~ me: front desk poc 1: (pissed of coustomer) yeah uh hi, the inter net is not working, how do i log on? me: (i know its not working, i broke it! ^.^) im sorry we are having technical difficulties and are trying to restore it as we speak! poc1: oh ok ill try later! bye me: that wasnt so.... *ring* me: front de..... rpoc: (realy pissed of coustomer) HEY THE INTRANETS NOT WORKING me: im sorry we ar....(did you just say "INTRANET"?) rpoc: WHEN I MADE MY RESERVATION I WAS TOLD THERE WAS WEEFI AND I DONT HAVE WEEFI WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THAT! me: sir im trying to get it back on line and i should have it working with in.....( WAIT...WTF IS WEEFI?) rpoc: I DONT WANT EXCUSES I WANT THE INTRANET FIXED me: sir? sir are you there? rpoc: *yells louder* I SAID IIIIII WWWWWWWWAAAANT TTTTHEEEEEEEE INTERNET FIIIIIXXXXXXEEDD NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW CAN YO.... me: SIR YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE I CANT HEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRR YYYYYYOUUUU! (fucking yell at me dick head) rpoc: *SOME HOW YELLS EVEN LOUDERER* III SAID FIX THE GOD DAMED INTRA......... me: idk chris i cant hear the guy, he sounds like a broken record. (lmao i soooooo can hear the vein in your head thumpin!) rpoc: you have got to be kidding me, now the fucking teller phone doesnt work *hangs up* chris: what was that all about? me: thats how you deal with a bad guest chris: great! now hes going to come down here and bitch to me me: yup, see ya later! me: *leaves to check parking lot for cars to tow,leaves chris to clean up mess* me: *looks out the window* (if there were any more cars in my parking lot it, this place would look like a poory orginized scrap yard) me: *walks outside for 3 hours* *3 hours, 2 beers and one smokey burn out from a dodge challenger later* *sitting at the desk, chris leaves for the night* chris: im turning my phone off, dont....fucking.....call...me! me:k me: (back to down loading ponies! and cruse CL for car parts) poc: AHEM! me: /).- (I will not respond to a clearing of the throat, what the fuck bitch, this aint high school) poc: AAAAHHEEEEMMM! ME: (NOPE! FUCK YOU) poc : EXCUSE ME! me: (was that so hard?....bitch) yes mam! may i help you? ^.^ poc: uuuhh you need to do something about that drunk guy in the pool.... me: drunk guy? poc: yes hes in the pool and hes drunk and i dont want to see that! me: ...*blank stare* poc: well.... me: (do i get any more info than that? ITS THE ROD RUN! EEEVVERRRRRYYYBODIES FUCKING DRUNK!) yes mam what does he look like? poc: HE IS THE DRUNK ONE! me: (com'on! take the hint!) mam this is the rod run and everyone in the pool is drunk, is he bothering you in anyway? poc: well..huh..he just shit in the pool.... me:........ me:....your shitting me....(i haha i made a funny) poc: she for your self! me: *goes to pool, see only 3 people in the pool, all of them drunk* me: soooo he just? poc: yup, he just dropped his swim suite and shit right in the pool, then he jumped it , then he told his friends that it was a candy bar and dared them to eat it! me: .......*speachless*.... me: ok mam, who dun shit in my pool *i sooooooo wish i was making this up* poc: him! *points at all 3 drunk people* me: (really? not the middle one, not the one on the right just that one?)ok witch one of them? poc: the fat one me: (THERE ALL FUCKING FAT!) ok witch fat one poc: I FUCKING GIVE UP! *STORMS OUT* me: (damn, she lasted longer than most, shee needs a discount!) me: *walks out into the pool* ok, who shit in my pool (this situation warents cussing) *all the drunk people* "HE DID" *AND POINTED AT EACH OTHER!* me: /).- WHERE IS IT! *again all three of them * THERE! *all three point in different directions!* me: soooo its everywhere.... *blank stares all around and akward silence* me: where....is..... the.... TUUUUUURRRRD *more blank stares* drunk guy 1: ummmmmm me: all of you, GET OUT! drunk guy 2: but what if we.... me: NOW! *all three exit pool* drunk guy: um when can we get back in the pool? me: tomorrow dunk guy 2: why so long? me: look im the only guy here and i have better things to do then go on a wild goose chase for a lone turd in the pool! drunk guy 1: well whos going to clean it up? me: NOT FUCKING ME! YOU WANA SWIM? GO NEXT DOOR AND LAY A LOG IN THEIR POOL! *they all think this is wildly funny and walk off to deuce one out in the smokey mountain lodge's pool* 30 mins and a few pissed off would be pool goers later ME:* just sat down to pizza* *ring, ring, ring,ring,ring* me: FOR FUCK SAKE! I HATE YOU PHONE *get up and walks to phone* me: *bangs knee on desk drawer* FUCKING OOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE ! FUCK YOU TOO BROKEN DESK DRAWER! AHEM! front deak *in sweet voice* dag: (room 403)" THE GAW DAMN INTRANET AINT FUCKIN WERKIN!"(i a heavy drunk southern accent) me: e.e...(you sound familar) its not? one second let me check. *puts customer on hold* me: *goes to bathroom to take a dump* 5 mins later me: (fuck ! hes still there!) *takes dag off hold* sir? dag: BOUT TIME! me: try it agian dag: I DONT FUCKIN KNOW HOW TO GET ON THE GAW DAMNEDED THING ME.......O.o (then how do you know its not working.....WAIT, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU....DO YOU EVEN COMPUTER BRO?) me: sir? dag: *YELLS TO WIFE* HEY! GET THA FUCK OVER HERE AND MAKE THE FUCKER WORK ME:  .....(oh my god this is like jerry springer) *long pause* dags wife in background: THERE! IT FUCKING WORKING...WAIT NO, YES...NO ITS NOT ME:.......sir? DAG: HANG ON DAMNED IT! ME:......*SUCKING BACK LAUGHING.....BECAUSE I JUST FLIPED THE BREAKER TO THE ROUTER KILLIN ALLLLL THE INTERNETS* dag: IT JUST WAS FUCKIN WERKIN THEN THE SHIT BROKE ME: HANG ON A SEC.....*puts dag back on hold, sit down and eats a slice of pizza* 4 slices of pizza later... me: *flips breaker back on, takes dag off hold* sir, HOW BOUT NOW? dag: HAY, HE SAYS ITS WERKIN........WELL.....GET THA FUCK OVER HUR AND MAKE THE TING GO! ~pernounce it just like i wrote~ long pause...... dag: aigh the fuckers workin now ME: go deal yall, yall has a goooooooood nigh nowww...... dag: hangs up me: (THAT WAS FUN! now for foods!) *almost sits down* *ring, ring,ring,ring,ring* me: FUCKING REALLY?!? ahem: front desk? dag: HAY ME: (oh gawd not you again) yes sir dag: what room are we in me: O.o..(really.....you dont even know what room....) 403 sir dag: im in 403? me: yes sir dag: TELL THEM FUCKERS ABOVE ME TO SUCK THE FUCK UP OR IMA GONA BEAT 7 SHADE OF SHIT OUT OF THEM! ME: (i would pay soooooo much money, you dont even know) sir its 930pm and during the rod run thing tend to go on until 12 am or so, im sorry but there nothing i can do dag: I GONA KICK THEIR ASSES! ME: SIR! PLEASE DONT GO......*CLICK* ME: *RUNS OUT THE DOOR TO THE 5TH FLOOR* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! *arives at 5th floor.....its empty* me: ......(aint no one up here) *walks down to 4th floor, sees drunk guy outside 403, in whity tighties, passed out in the chairs* me: (im sooooo not dealing with that) *goes back to office* me: * sits down at the desk and see something out of the corner of my eye* *looks at security moitor* me: DAFUQ IS THAT? *switches to pool cam, see UFO (unidentified floating object)* me: nooooo, it cant be.... *zoooms in, sees large turd* ITS BACK! THE TURD! ME : *runs around the counter to the pool, trips on carpet and knocks over entire brocher rack* me: (deal with that later, I HAVE SOME SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF!) *at the pool* me: damn.....thats quite the deuce....atleast a 2 pounder *starts talking to myself in a steve irwin accent* me: wear hear in the confines of the pool room, in search of a veronious beast! SHHHHH *GRABS SCOOPER* aahw yea thar she is, just look at hur thear, she a absolute beauty! and shes a floata too! me: *lowers scooper, turd slide off the edge* awhh shes a fisty one she is! ima grab her tail! me: * trys to come from below and scoop it up, turd veirs away* shes a quick won! HUHO QUICK! THE SHELA IS MAKIN A BREAK FOR IT! me: *finaly scoops turd* HE SCOOPS HE SCORES!!!!!! * turns around see's hot girls laughing at me* me: *looks at turd on the scooper* (theres not a hole deep enough for me to craw off in right now) *drops turd in trash* * relocks pool goes to desk to commit suicide* 20 min later me: *watching youtube, probably supercharger videos around that time* dag: HAY, YOU BACK THUR? ME: (maybe if i sit reeeeeeeal still he will not see me) dag: HAY! *leans around counter* me; (FUCK! IT SAW ME) me: yes sir how ma.... dag: LISTIN THE INTRANET DONT WERK, YOU GOT US UNDER THESE LOUD FUCKING PEOPLE , YOUR POOL IS CLOSED AND IT AINT EVEN TIME TO CLOSE IT AND TO TOP IT OFF NOW MY TV DONT WORK me:im sorry sir (no im not) but i cant move you to another roome because we are full. dag: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS! I WANT A GWAD DAMND DISCOUNT! ME: (no you need to put a shirt on, no one needs to see your "DD" man titties!) im sorry sir theres nothing i can do, you will need to talk to the manager in the..... dag: I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND COME THE FUCK DOWN HERE TO TALK TO A MANAGER I WANT THIS SHIT FIXED NOW! me: (and i want a decent blow job from my wife, but that shit aint going to happen either) im sorry bud but i cant do anything until morni...... dag: YOU CAN ATLEAST OPEN UP THE FUCKING POOL! me: sir i cant op.....SURE THING! TELL YA WHAT IF IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY I WILL OPEN THE POOL JUST FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS BUT NO ONE ELSE, IS THAT OK? dag: now thats more like it *walks out the door* me: (BAWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!) 15 MINS LATER. DAG AND HIS WIFE ARE SWIMIN IN THE POO WATER LAGOON *chis walks in with beer* chris: *stops, looks at the two fuckers swiming in the pool* you know its past 11 right? you not suppost to let people swim past 11 me; i know chris: oooookkkk why do they get to swim? me: because i hate them chris:sooo you hate them and they get to swim.....is that the motherfucker that yelled at me for the inter net not working? me: yup, and some one shit in there earlier to day too chris: *snots beer out his nose* HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK? me: yup, fuck them chris: thats sooooo wrong me: yup chris: your going to hell for this but it sooooo worth it /rant

[odogaronfang]

For the Botw thing, (I don’t have the game with me rn and I’m too lazy to look up the map) but I remember finding a random hot springs in the middle of a colder climate. It’s kinda near the upper left hand side of the map. I was trying to get to the shrine up there and I found it so I think it’s a good setting for something. I remember being hecka confused about it then I tried to drown some boxes because “WHY THE HECK ARE THERE BOXES UP HERE???!!! WHO ELSE EVEN COMES UP HERE??!!”

[[i’ve actually been wanting to write something for botw au involving one of the hot springs… yall read my mind sometimes i swear]]

[[hi! it got to 2000 words again. 2150.]]

The general consensus among them is that Red is, for lack of a better term, insane.

“We’ve been walking,” Blue says (or chatters, more accurately), “For two days now. Two days.”

“In the snow,” Green adds, helpfully, as if they could forget about it when they’re walking in knee-deep drifts.

Shadow, cheater that he is, has been using magic to float, and has also been subject to multiple rounds of snowballs, to keep things fair.

“I am still not quite sure what we are looking for out here.” Vio treads as lightly as he can, but even then he occasionally misses a step, sinks through the sleet and ends up with a soaked snow boot. “And I am not certain that it is wise to continue.”

Zelda nods her agreement from behind her five layers. “Really, Red, it’s too cold out here.”

Red laughs at that. “Zelda, c’mon, we used to live here!”

“It’s been years,” She says, “And I never liked the cold besides. That’s why we moved.”

“I’ve been offering you guys the fire rod we have.”

“It’s too hot,” Blue complains. She remembers all too well the burn she’d gotten the first time she’d handled one.

“Oh, the fire rod’s too hot, but the snow’s too cold. Pick one to complain about!”

“May I ask, again,” Vio cuts in, before someone can start an argument, “Where exactly we are headed?”

“It’s a surprise! I’ve told you that!”

“And how close’re we to this ‘surprise’?” Shadow asks. “I’m not even touching the snow and it’s miserable.”

“Close!”

“You’ve been saying that for five hours now.”

“I know, but I mean it this time! It’s just around back of this peak.”

And it is- but it’s also down a steeper drop of the mountain, one that they very carefully have to navigate. Red and Zelda are fish to water, make it down no problem, and Shadow cheats and just floats; the others are not so fortunate. Vio goes first, if only because he believes himself to be more sure-footed, chips away footholds in the frost with the toe of his boots and helps to guide the others down. Blue makes it okay, if a little shaken from a slip she’d had halfway down. Green falls.

It isn’t too far, and he lands in a snowdrift and hardly suffers more than a bruise, but it scares him, scares all of them more than they’d care to admit, and leaves Green shivering violently.

“It’s just around here,” Red says, more urgently, and keeps close to Green, offers the heat of the fire rod. He leads them through a break in the rock shelf into what seems an open-topped cavern, snow drifting in from above to melt on the bubbling surface of the water. “This way, c’mon!”

He skirts the pool until they make it to the back of the cavern; just an open end, they think, until Red starts walking through the water towards the wall. They look at him as though he’s crazy- he looks at them as though they’re ridiculous- and after a moment they follow.

Red sloshes through the water in front of them, guides them under a low rock and through what seems almost a tunnel, into a dead end.

The difference in temperature is immediately noticeable.

It was cold and dry outside, the steam freezing midair, but in the little cave it’s humid and comfortable and warm.

“I’d forgotten about this place,” Zelda says, peels off a scarf and a coat and sets them on a rock against the far wall, the one dry place in the secret spring.

Blue inspects the water, mistrusts the color of it. It’s a strange shade of teal, cloudy, almost opaque, and nothing like the deep blue of the oceans back at home. “What is it?”

“A hot spring.” She’s down to two layers, a record low since they’d passed Rito Village. “Geothermal activity heats the groundwater and sends it bubbling up in places like these.”

“There’s a couple,” Red adds, stripped down to his pants, and sits in the water like he’s in a hot tub. “This one’s Goflam, and there’s Sturnida and Sherfin too, I think.”

Green is fully clothed and sunk into the water up to his neck. “I like this place best. Out of everywhere.”

Blue pushes aside her skepticism, and also pushes aside Zelda to get a space in the deeper water, adds her outerwear to the growing pile and settles in. “None of these down by Lurelin,” She admits, “But we didn’t need ‘em, ‘cause the temperature never got down to negative a billion.”

“Oh, don’t be dramatic,” Red says with a roll of his eyes, and responds to her splashing in kind.

“He has a point,” Vio agrees, from his perch on the rock, “It cannot possibly be below a million.”

Shadow just shrugs. “Dunno what you’re talking about. I’ve been perfectly warm and dry the whole time.”

Vio shoves him into the water at everyone’s request, and offers his most innocent smile when Shadow glares at him from behind his soaked hair.

“Why aren’t you in,” He asks, with a certain acidity to the question, and a tone that suggests that he will be very soon, and not of his own volition.

“I would prefer not to get too wet. That is certain hypothermia.”

“We’ll dry up before we leave the springs! We can set a fire on the shore right outside here, it’s still kinda warm and it’s dry enough to catch a spark, and we can even have a hot meal before we leave!”

He’d like to be skeptical, but the promise of a hot meal is enough to satisfy him. “I am holding you to that,” He warns him, takes off what he’s willing to and finds a spot between Blue and Red.

“It’ll be the first in days.”

“Weeks, it feels like.”

“Think we could keep it hot for the trip back? Not that I’ll have to be cold or anything.”

“Perhaps if we wrap it well it may preserve heat for a day, but likely no more.”

“We could always stop for another fire.”

“Is hot food all any of you are thinking about?”

“Yes,” They all say, or some variation of it, and Red has to laugh.

“It’s a good thing none of you live in Hebra.”

“I did,” Zelda reminds him. “You’re a freak of nature. No one likes the climate here.”

“I do!”

“You also claim to enjoy Eldin Canyon’s climate.”

“I do!”

“Freak of nature,” Zelda says, as though proving a point, and makes an exaggerated gesture towards her brother.

There are murmurs of assent among them, and every single one of them gets mercilessly soaked by Red before they go.

When they do, it’s reluctantly, back outside in very little clothing to make their much anticipated hot meal, and there’s never been a fire started quicker.

Vio has the good sense to set it under an overhang, so no snow dampens the wood or their clothes, and they throw everything they have together into a potluck that could admittedly taste better (but the fact that it’s hot excuses the flavor, for the time being).

“We should rest here for the night,” Blue suggests, mostly because she has no intention of putting the fire out anytime soon.

Red is halfway to the fire with a flask of water, which she has half a mind to “accidentally” “spill” before it gets to where it’s going. “I thought you guys wanted to start back for the stable.”

“I think we want the fire,” Blue insists, and takes a defensive stance in front of the logs.

“Are you guys sure?”

He’s overruled in a 5-1 vote, so he shrugs and sets the water to boil and lays in the snow, completely comfortable.

“Red, that’s not healthy, get on a blanket at least.”

Stubbornly he settles into the drift, and bats away his sister’s hands.

“Red, you’re going to freeze.”

“It’ll be warm here in a minute.”

“Your clothes are going to get soaked again.”

“The fire’s right there.”

Zelda sighs, turns to Blue. “Blue, please tell him he’s going to freeze.”

“Red, you’re going to freeze.”

“I’m fine!”

“Can you at least get a blanket? At least that?”

“Oh, fine.” He reaches towards Vio, refuses to move. “Vio, could you get me my bedroll?”

He does, and drapes it over Red, hiding him from sight, and passes a cup of hot milk under for him.

“Red-”

“He is not here at the moment,” Vio says.

“You’re siding with him?”

“Snow makes a sufficient insulator if you are not exposed to wind. There is a fire five feet away, regardless. He is in no danger of hypothermia.”

Red shouts “Ha!”, muffled as it is by the bedroll, and pushes out an empty cup from under it. A minute later he pushes it down, exposes the top half of his face. “Can’t breathe with this on me,” He says, by way of explanation, and folds his arms behind his head. “But Vio knows.”

Zelda turns an accusing look on Vio. “You said he was in no danger.”

“I said he was in no danger of hypothermia. Freezing and suffocating are two very different things.”

“You did bury me in snow once,” Red points out, and grins at her. “When I was like, four. You said I was annoying you so you covered me up and walked off.”

“You weren’t supposed to stay in there!”

“Well, I didn’t know that, I just figured you’d come back when I was allowed to get out! The only reason I dug myself out was ‘cause I got hungry. Maybe if I hadn’t I woulda frozen to death.”

“Zelda,” Green says in a mock-gasp. “Did you really?”

“What a mean sister, leaving her poor baby brother to freeze out in the snow.” Blue scoots over to affectionately ruffle Red’s hair. “I can’t believe you.”

“‘M’not a baby,” Red complains, but Blue shushes him, patting his cheek very obnoxiously.

“This poor tiny infant boy, abandoned,” She says, ignores Red’s swatting. “Red, just a small little teeny tiny- Vio, help me out.”

“Minuscule?”

“-Minuscule baby infant-”

“Okay, Blue, we get it!”

“-All alone out in the cold bitter wild, waiting for his neglectful sister to come back for him-”

“It wasn’t like that,” Zelda argues, but she’s laughing.

“She let me try shield surfing when I was only five,” He adds, “Just sat me on it and shoved me down a hill. I was lucky I didn’t break my neck.”

“You’re just trying to get me in trouble, huh?”

“And this other time she had me build a fire all by myself, and I was, like, practically straight out of the womb-”

“You were six.”

“Only six years to my name, starting fires! And she gave me a knife to hunt with like a year later!”

“I am sorry to have to say this, but I will have to take custody of him,” Vio says, deadpan, “Clearly you are an unfit guardian for this child.”

“I’m not a child!”

“I will have to find him a foster that knows how to appropriately care for him.”

“I’ll take him,” Shadow says, and is immediately and unanimously vetoed.

“Red’s my new son,” Blue announces, pulls him up from his snow bed and cradles him dramatically against her chest, pins his arms when he tries to push away, laughing. “Everyone, Red’s my new son. And Vio can be godfather.”

“What am I?” Green asks.

“You’re the weird uncle.”

“So I’m your brother now?”

“…I take that back, weird cousin.”

“As my first decree as mother-”

“I do not think mothers issues decrees.”

“I decree that Red needs to clean his room.”

“I don’t have a room here!”

“Vio, he’s being defiant.”

“Teen angst,” Shadow suggests.

“Listen to your mother,” Vio chastises, “Tyrant though she is, you have no choice.”

“You guys are dumb,” Red snorts, shoves at Blue until she lets go and wraps himself in the bedroll. “I’m not a child. Green’s the youngest here, actually!”

“What, am I on the adoption block now?”

“I’ll be your mother too, but only ‘cause then I get to boss you around.”

“No way am I letting you do that.”

“Your children are out of line,” Shadow complains, in the best old-village-mother voice he can do. “Back in my day we sewed their mouths shut ‘til they were eighteen! Parents today, Hylia!”

“You can go to bed early, mister.”

“Blue, you’re taking this too far.”

“Do I hear back-talk?”

“For the love of Hylia-”

“That’s it, young man, you’re grounded.”

Green looks to Vio for something, but all he gets is a wry smirk and a shrug.

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1. 35 views blawkoI want to disappear for a loooong time JULY 23 Instagram Log in|Sign up ABOUT USSUP 2. https://www.instagram.com/blawko/ 3. blawko i shot you. but he did it - blawko™️ 135posts16followers13following 4. https://www.instagram.com/p/BjONxTtA2SM/ 5. 17,217 likes blawko22Leave her the fuck alone. Yall still coming on my girls page asking “oh if I throw water on u will u break.” smh broh. Quit it w that shit. Why the Internet always just gotta be a place to kick people when they truly own? I talk mad shit online yall know that. But this girl right here is going through the hardest time i could ever imagine. She is real trauma mode and u all still treating her like shit. Being one of threee robots out aint always cool and the questions can drain ya energy (not literally breh shut ya fuckin 8th grade ass up w that). She dont want nothing to do w me or my peoples at @brud.fyi rn but she still a person and she still the most sensitive person I know. She been going out late, partying, all that. I never known her to do anything like that an yall comments aint helping. She tryna get out of a bad place and yall keeping here there. Chill w that. I fuckin hate being serious online this shit corny but YEAH Load more comments vibewith_lee@bbyjayda i don’t get it 😭 bbyjayda@vibewith_lee they’re computer animations 💀 if you throw water on them they’ll malfunction vibewith_lee@bbyjayda LMFAOO OHHH bbyjayda@vibewith_lee LMFAOOOOOO surliar@mxoxxii Righttt smh, what is this? chrisssarah@___malcriado___ for the clout emmalucia.hhaha i love how the both of u aren’t real philsoceaneyes_“Oops that was for someone else!!” LMFAOAJSOQMAOEJ lil_bxdieSo fakeeee kenya_handyI can’t believe I sat here and read all that it’s not like y’all humans how does she have feelings my nigga 😂 eli.x.scherer@calidreaminsab like whaaaat lol morgan_dorsey3Niggaaa u a flippin machine how u suppose to have feelins like explain pls calidreaminsab@elixscherer dude lol _rubylocker_@knvgmira they not even real 💀 knvgmira@_rubylocker_ still rude _rubylocker_@knvgmira poor robots 😪 heroinfa.therNigga pull up, Water guns loaded pussy yungchesthurts47Lmaooooooooo I’m crying what feelings y’all have? amvdosikyu@emmalucia.h woow amvdosikyu@kenya_handy so what? It doesn’t mean you gotta treat them like there life ain’t got no value-.- raneen_shelbayehShe's a robot how the fuck is she supposed to have feelings like what ? haras_treblig_Feelings or not? Stfu why do you feel the need to be rude cortes830Maybe you need an oil change appleee_juice@asshole.c_ Well, what's going on here is like a story. It isn't real, obviously, but I suppose it's sort of story playing itself out over social media instead of on TV? I hope I answered your question well, I'm not very good at explaining things xD mack_sully29Robot or not everyone / thing has feelings keep that in the back of your mind nickolas3.14Whay is she going through shes not even real 😭😂😂😂 skimaskjoshh@heroinfa.ther😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 skimaskjoshh@heroinfa.ther when I saw this I died 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 autumn_rose3219@kenya_handy ikr😂ahhhh this got me deaddddd 💀 this dude owes me back the time I waisted reading this🤦🏼‍♀️😂 autumn_rose3219Yoooo y’all better be nice or they gone take us over. Dead a💀 6mnc9‘But this girl right here is going through the hardest time’. How tf do robots have a hard time. It’s bs. They aren’t like us, they don’t have any problems twilight_zoneeee"She's going through a lot"...just say she malfunctioned and go andreadankerrcome get whoever is running this account lmfao kweenofnoize214@igotspunk94 Agreed...and that is why I cannot stop looking at their pages, and even though I have my ideas, or beliefs, whatever anyone wants to call it, I am extremely fascinated by how it is actually working on people...so many people commenting are truly feeling empathy and sympathy for them....it's just insane, but I get it, not in the same emotional way, but in a knowledgeable way, I get what is going on here, and the fact that it is working....does that make sense? tiller.jr_19Y’all must of not played Detroit: becomes human, y’all better quit it before they revolting on god 😂😂 blawkoShe wants my name dezzzyxo@alonnanicole12 dezzzyxoARE YOU GUYS ROBOTS OR IS THIS A LIE IM FUCKING CONFUSED BRUHHHHH dezzzyxoBRUHHH. Im over here struggling to just go week by week and make rent. Tf.@alonnanicole12. qutestxoAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGAH SHES A FUCKING ROBOT CGIBITCH linn_sommerShe is a computer drawing...feelings...smh x.erinnnxOh my god 😂 that caption... acfutU actin like u don't have an off switch makennapowersss@acfut IM PISSING messiahlisa"She's still a person" hol up sabrina__hsieh@acfut SHSHDJFFNFGJASHSHD playstationgalWhoever is behind this account programming this shit it's retarded you_vishhShe's still a robot will water shot her😂 shut up ttaylor.johnsonif I throw water on you will you break rakuten.collin4kOkay I'll just use the off switch charlottedicksunDamn she be dressing in Gucci tho.. lizzz.kiddShe needed reboot give her a sec 502.black.princess@6mnc9 lies, robots can be programmed to have feelings like stress, therefore they may been programmed to have feelings but their feelings are real . itsjojo_23@_izzyreyes_ elsaabarakat@kevinsemaan maba3rif shu hess l comments ktir bi dahko official.ririnxtdoorThe caption took me out💀 jesibill"She's a person" he said 🤣 m.dogg04you’re not real and neither is she adelinaxbogdanBUT IS SHE REAL ARE YOU REAL acfut@makennapowersss pics or didn't happen👁 makennapowersss@acfut lol terikelly56"""""""People""""""""" more like sum synthetic shits nouurthwest@skander.khiari read it 😂 jazzy3939@amy_ftp freehugga_Bro your not even real that’s why your sticking up for her cjohnelWtf are y’all robots or not https.leone@cjohnel they are robots https.leone@official.ririnxtdoor sammeeee 😂 💀 https.leone@rakuten.collin1k I'm dead 😂 😂 😂 💀 💀 https.leone@playstationgal for real 😂 💀 playstationgal@https.leone like tf they acting like these robots have feelings and that actual drama is going on between them 😂 cheyenne2wavy_SHES JUST A FUCKING DEVIANT MAY 25 Instagram Log in|Sign up ABOUT USSUPPORTPRESSAPIJOBSPRIVACYTERMS 6. https://www.instagram.com/p/BjavS6IgyAx/ 7. 7,782 likes blawko22PART 4/6 So heres where shit got kinda not lit and also not cool. Woke up here w no phone an no wallet. Also yerrr i can get wet suck my tiny robot DICK. the moral of the story is i guess never smoke weed ever? Idk. lemme know. Is weed bad? Load more comments thickems_39Weed ain’t bad juliabroggio@canabriza olha outroooo canabriza@juliabroggio MEDO REAL drunkofflustWeed isnt bad, you trippin, also how u take a pic w no phone, lmk vasili.boraninaWhat the hell is going on on this account? I'm so confused. I didn't understand anything. Can someone please explain? vasili.boranina😂 triggerwarninganimal@charlie_crosby12 young_queen866Can you please do a face reveal trentonlancashireI smoke every damn day on some easy shit ruby.eliz22Looking like a whole gta character xo.karTiny robot dick @maggieszi 😂 conleygriffin27Bruh how a robot got a tan line tho? benjijackson_@connnor_____ this dude looks like a bug connnor_____@benjijackson_ digging the boat shoes sweetxpapiOk hold, i think im falling for a fucking robot sweetxpapiWho the hell designed him to be so fine?? kuperduperWhy wouldn’t you have a big robot dick tho hazimahfebriani@sucioph3li4 ini juga suciophelia@hazimahfebriani kyk manusia asli babiiley_U A ROBOT MY DOOD?? t4ylorfox@chlxe1985xo lilseverusnapeNo it’s not it’s a natural plant keep smoking my dude zoe101.nawweed is bad for you , promise me ... it gave me a seizure and someone else i know had a really bad issue with it.. marissanextdoorClearly you’re a real person murphmanmatt11weed 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼effect👏🏼you👏🏼you’re👏🏼silicon 👏🏼 lrosettal13sockkkkk i_crave_sleep@zoe101.naw then you had something that's laced with something else cause weed can't really do that to a person zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep lmao no i’ve never smoked laced weed.. it can cause seizures, i listen to the doctors.. uhm not stoned people. i_crave_sleep@zoe101.naw I've listened to doctors too and unless your allergic to it or it's laced it can't cause seizures zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep fuck off my neurologist says it can. a brain doctor . uneducated shit. zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep you can’t be allergic to it. your dr is a shit. xeloputxxLo bukan manusia. 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Catching the big fish… A 3-year-old from Nevada nets a muskie in Canada By Marlys Barker Nevada Journal Posted Aug 24, 2018 at 9:54 AM  Updated Aug 24, 2018 at 10:50 PM Trey Harrison, 3, is shown with his dad, Travis Harrison, and grandpa, Marty Mortvedt, and the 20-plus pound muskie that he hooked while fishing in Canada earlier this month. Contributed photo▲ Austin Mortvedt, front, is Trey Harrison�s uncle, who helped Travis pull the catch in and net it. The three of them are shown on the boat they were on at Lake Ord in Canada when Trey hooked a big muskie in his first-ever time fishing. Contributed photo▲ "There are two types of fisherman — those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish," an anonymous saying goes. Make no mistake about it, 3-year-old Trey Harrison, of rural Nevada, fishes for fish. In fact, on his first-ever fishing outing, which happened this summer, Trey caught a fish that was nearly bigger than him. It's a great story, and one his father, Travis, is happy to tell. It started when the Harrison family — Travis, his wife, Brett, and their two children, Lexi, 5, and Trey — was invited to Canada for a family vacation by Trey's grandpa, Marty Mortvedt, of Nevada. 17. 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The map forms one component of theBlueSky Western Canada Wildfire Smoke Forecasting System, a project that first developed in 2007 out of concern about the need for smoke projections to help inform weather forecasters, health authorities and other parties. BlueSky, a software system that uses data to model fire, fuel consumption, weather, emissions and dispersion, was initially developed by the U.S. Forest Service. Data tracking all of these factors is pooled into a system that helps to forecast concentrations of fine particulate matter (PM2.5) — an air pollutant that can have negative effects on human health — from wildfires for up to 48 hours. Canada's BlueSky project uses the very same system, gathering data from theCanadian Wildland Fire Information System. READ MORE: Smoke from B.C. wildfires impacting parts of Saskatchewan The data helps to produce animations that display how PM2.5 concentrations will change over the next couple of days. The map showed some heavy smoke hitting Ontario and lesser plumes travelling as far as Quebec and Labrador on Saturday; it had previously shown smoke hitting the Maritimes. The people behind FireSmoke.ca are careful to note that the map shouldn't necessarily be relied upon in isolation; it's considered "experimental" and there are limitations. Satellite detections, for example, are used to find fires. If areas where fires are burning are covered by clouds or smoke, then the emissions from those blazes won't be included in forecasts. Projections displayed by the map can be supplemented by looking at Canada's Wildfire Smoke Prediction System (FireWork), which provides daily smoke forecasts. Nevertheless, both these modelling systems have shown smoke reaching as far as the Maritimes. FireWork, for example, showed lighter PM2.5 concentrations hitting New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland this weekend, though other fires are burning further east than B.C. Fine particulate matter is indeed reaching Eastern Canada, "but the concentrations are much lower in the Maritimes than they are in B.C.," said Sarah Henderson, senior environmental health scientist at the B.C. Centre for Disease Control. © THE CANADIAN PRESS/Darryl DyckThe Shovel Lake wildfire burns near the Nadleh Whut'en First Nation in Fort Fraser, B.C., on Thursday August 23, 2018. There are two components to wildfire smoke: PM2.5 and volatile organic compounds (VOCs). While PM2.5 has been noted for its effects on human health, VOCs have more to do with how smoke interacts with our senses. "VOCs are the things that make our eyes sting and that give smoke that campfire smell," Henderson said. "They're not super risky, but they are irritating." VOCs also dissipate as smoke travels. "The volatiles from the smoke are gone by the time they get to the east," Henderson said. John Clague, a professor of earth sciences at Simon Fraser University, said satellite tracking of smoke has shown that heavy concentrations of particles have been carried from B.C. and California to locations thousands of kilometres to the east. "I would say, however, that the duration of the exposure is limited," he said. While the physical effects of smoke are less pronounced by the time it travels such great distances, that doesn't make it harmless. Concentrations may be lower, but the fine matter is still there. "Wherever it gets to, if smoke gets there, it carries with it some risk," said Henderson. Still, "we would expect that smoke from B.C. may have a small impact on health in eastern parts of Canada, if and when it arrives there," she added. 20. 12:03 pm. I thought it was worth telling that the devil has been doing some attacking yesterday n today. It has been really bad. It's not been as i can remember any or much weariness. I may have taken off my shirt yesterday n been getting hot at a point. I was. But it didn't get bad at that point. The air was off since it seemed cooler out but it seemed hot at a point before i opened the window. A break here. But the devil has been obsessing extremely bad -- "Maybe tell not about her. But that's not what I want here," the devil said n it seemed it was being fake but then it does the attacking for apparently some reason, so it's weird it's deflecting to something it's not said was the reason thus far. But I was saying maybe it was doing the thing I'm about to tell about in order to press i cannot tell some things about Karla if she acts strange, which she does do some things that are supposed to indicate she is not normal now further than previously apparently. She puts the hand held blender not on the area to put wet dishes etc like she normally would, it's a towel on the counter, i put it there, the towel. But it's been excruciating that the devil is pressing the stuff about things being dirty etc. It presses now I'm touching my shirt w my hand that i have not yet wiped myself w as im using the bathroom but my hands are supposed to seem dirty etc. "I'm something that can't do that anymore cuz something will happen that km doing it," the devil said. But it does stuff like this. It's going crazy w my memory for did I wash my hands after I ate something or did something in the

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35 views blawkoI want to disappear for a loooong time JULY 23 Instagram Log in|Sign up ABOUT USSUP https://www.instagram.com/blawko/blawko i shot you. but he did it - blawko™️ 135posts16followers13following https://www.instagram.com/p/BjONxTtA2SM/ 17,217 likes blawko22Leave her the fuck alone. Yall still coming on my girls page asking “oh if I throw water on u will u break.” smh broh. Quit it w that shit. Why the Internet always just gotta be a place to kick people when they truly own? I talk mad shit online yall know that. But this girl right here is going through the hardest time i could ever imagine. She is real trauma mode and u all still treating her like shit. Being one of threee robots out aint always cool and the questions can drain ya energy (not literally breh shut ya fuckin 8th grade ass up w that). She dont want nothing to do w me or my peoples at @brud.fyi rn but she still a person and she still the most sensitive person I know. She been going out late, partying, all that. I never known her to do anything like that an yall comments aint helping. She tryna get out of a bad place and yall keeping here there. Chill w that. I fuckin hate being serious online this shit corny but YEAH Load more comments vibewith_lee@bbyjayda i don’t get it 😭 bbyjayda@vibewith_lee they’re computer animations 💀 if you throw water on them they’ll malfunction vibewith_lee@bbyjayda LMFAOO OHHH bbyjayda@vibewith_lee LMFAOOOOOO surliar@mxoxxii Righttt smh, what is this? chrisssarah@___malcriado___ for the clout emmalucia.hhaha i love how the both of u aren’t real philsoceaneyes_“Oops that was for someone else!!” LMFAOAJSOQMAOEJ lil_bxdieSo fakeeee kenya_handyI can’t believe I sat here and read all that it’s not like y’all humans how does she have feelings my nigga 😂 eli.x.scherer@calidreaminsab like whaaaat lol morgan_dorsey3Niggaaa u a flippin machine how u suppose to have feelins like explain pls calidreaminsab@elixscherer dude lol _rubylocker_@knvgmira they not even real 💀 knvgmira@_rubylocker_ still rude _rubylocker_@knvgmira poor robots 😪 heroinfa.therNigga pull up, Water guns loaded pussy yungchesthurts47Lmaooooooooo I’m crying what feelings y’all have? amvdosikyu@emmalucia.h woow amvdosikyu@kenya_handy so what? It doesn’t mean you gotta treat them like there life ain’t got no value-.- raneen_shelbayehShe's a robot how the fuck is she supposed to have feelings like what ? haras_treblig_Feelings or not? Stfu why do you feel the need to be rude cortes830Maybe you need an oil change appleee_juice@asshole.c_ Well, what's going on here is like a story. It isn't real, obviously, but I suppose it's sort of story playing itself out over social media instead of on TV? I hope I answered your question well, I'm not very good at explaining things xD mack_sully29Robot or not everyone / thing has feelings keep that in the back of your mind nickolas3.14Whay is she going through shes not even real 😭😂😂😂 skimaskjoshh@heroinfa.ther😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 skimaskjoshh@heroinfa.ther when I saw this I died 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 autumn_rose3219@kenya_handy ikr😂ahhhh this got me deaddddd 💀 this dude owes me back the time I waisted reading this🤦🏼‍♀️😂 autumn_rose3219Yoooo y’all better be nice or they gone take us over. Dead a💀 6mnc9‘But this girl right here is going through the hardest time’. How tf do robots have a hard time. It’s bs. They aren’t like us, they don’t have any problems twilight_zoneeee"She's going through a lot"...just say she malfunctioned and go andreadankerrcome get whoever is running this account lmfao kweenofnoize214@igotspunk94 Agreed...and that is why I cannot stop looking at their pages, and even though I have my ideas, or beliefs, whatever anyone wants to call it, I am extremely fascinated by how it is actually working on people...so many people commenting are truly feeling empathy and sympathy for them....it's just insane, but I get it, not in the same emotional way, but in a knowledgeable way, I get what is going on here, and the fact that it is working....does that make sense? tiller.jr_19Y’all must of not played Detroit: becomes human, y’all better quit it before they revolting on god 😂😂 blawkoShe wants my name dezzzyxo@alonnanicole12 dezzzyxoARE YOU GUYS ROBOTS OR IS THIS A LIE IM FUCKING CONFUSED BRUHHHHH dezzzyxoBRUHHH. Im over here struggling to just go week by week and make rent. Tf.@alonnanicole12. qutestxoAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGAH SHES A FUCKING ROBOT CGIBITCH linn_sommerShe is a computer drawing...feelings...smh x.erinnnxOh my god 😂 that caption... acfutU actin like u don't have an off switch makennapowersss@acfut IM PISSING messiahlisa"She's still a person" hol up sabrina__hsieh@acfut SHSHDJFFNFGJASHSHD playstationgalWhoever is behind this account programming this shit it's retarded you_vishhShe's still a robot will water shot her😂 shut up ttaylor.johnsonif I throw water on you will you break rakuten.collin4kOkay I'll just use the off switch charlottedicksunDamn she be dressing in Gucci tho.. lizzz.kiddShe needed reboot give her a sec 502.black.princess@6mnc9 lies, robots can be programmed to have feelings like stress, therefore they may been programmed to have feelings but their feelings are real . itsjojo_23@_izzyreyes_ elsaabarakat@kevinsemaan maba3rif shu hess l comments ktir bi dahko official.ririnxtdoorThe caption took me out💀 jesibill"She's a person" he said 🤣 m.dogg04you’re not real and neither is she adelinaxbogdanBUT IS SHE REAL ARE YOU REAL acfut@makennapowersss pics or didn't happen👁 makennapowersss@acfut lol terikelly56"""""""People""""""""" more like sum synthetic shits nouurthwest@skander.khiari read it 😂 jazzy3939@amy_ftp freehugga_Bro your not even real that’s why your sticking up for her cjohnelWtf are y’all robots or not https.leone@cjohnel they are robots https.leone@official.ririnxtdoor sammeeee 😂 💀 https.leone@rakuten.collin1k I'm dead 😂 😂 😂 💀 💀 https.leone@playstationgal for real 😂 💀 playstationgal@https.leone like tf they acting like these robots have feelings and that actual drama is going on between them 😂 cheyenne2wavy_SHES JUST A FUCKING DEVIANT MAY 25 Instagram Log in|Sign up ABOUT USSUPPORTPRESSAPIJOBSPRIVACYTERMS https://www.instagram.com/p/BjavS6IgyAx/ 7,782 likes blawko22PART 4/6 So heres where shit got kinda not lit and also not cool. Woke up here w no phone an no wallet. Also yerrr i can get wet suck my tiny robot DICK. the moral of the story is i guess never smoke weed ever? Idk. lemme know. Is weed bad? Load more comments thickems_39Weed ain’t bad juliabroggio@canabriza olha outroooo canabriza@juliabroggio MEDO REAL drunkofflustWeed isnt bad, you trippin, also how u take a pic w no phone, lmk vasili.boraninaWhat the hell is going on on this account? I'm so confused. I didn't understand anything. Can someone please explain? vasili.boranina😂 triggerwarninganimal@charlie_crosby12 young_queen866Can you please do a face reveal trentonlancashireI smoke every damn day on some easy shit ruby.eliz22Looking like a whole gta character xo.karTiny robot dick @maggieszi 😂 conleygriffin27Bruh how a robot got a tan line tho? benjijackson_@connnor_____ this dude looks like a bug connnor_____@benjijackson_ digging the boat shoes sweetxpapiOk hold, i think im falling for a fucking robot sweetxpapiWho the hell designed him to be so fine?? kuperduperWhy wouldn’t you have a big robot dick tho hazimahfebriani@sucioph3li4 ini juga suciophelia@hazimahfebriani kyk manusia asli babiiley_U A ROBOT MY DOOD?? t4ylorfox@chlxe1985xo lilseverusnapeNo it’s not it’s a natural plant keep smoking my dude zoe101.nawweed is bad for you , promise me ... it gave me a seizure and someone else i know had a really bad issue with it.. marissanextdoorClearly you’re a real person murphmanmatt11weed 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼effect👏🏼you👏🏼you’re👏🏼silicon 👏🏼 lrosettal13sockkkkk i_crave_sleep@zoe101.naw then you had something that's laced with something else cause weed can't really do that to a person zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep lmao no i’ve never smoked laced weed.. it can cause seizures, i listen to the doctors.. uhm not stoned people. i_crave_sleep@zoe101.naw I've listened to doctors too and unless your allergic to it or it's laced it can't cause seizures zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep fuck off my neurologist says it can. a brain doctor . uneducated shit. zoe101.naw@i_crave_sleep you can’t be allergic to it. your dr is a shit. xeloputxxLo bukan manusia. Fix dunia makin dipengaruhi ole robot, edyaaaannn chi.dipIdk it would probably affect you differently since you don’t have 100% the same chemicals n shit as a human lashesby.shelby@soulkalon but how do robots get tans..... billnyesthirdeyeHow...do...you..have..a..tan...line...?.? aa.visualdiaryUr tanlines sock bteitell@zoe101.naw bruh yo doctor a bitch that fool should be tellin yo dumbass to smoke more you heard? __camille___gLookin like a GTA 5 character thisrulesYou know I had to do it to em fall4.miraI hope you fall in that river _r3dddd_Weed is love cahjalayDo robots tan? meh.tanii@fall4.mira your an ass hole for saying that🤦🏾‍♀️ lexi_achuffWill we ever see your whole face? fall4.mira@meh.tanii bitch you a pussy eater hoe🤚🏽😭 meh.tanii@fall4.mira lmao ain't a hoe and I'm strictly dickley bitch get it right😂👏🏾 fall4.miraDirty ass bitch go lose sum fucking wait wit yo fat ass whore🤦🏽‍♀️ blawkoMe name MAY 30 Instagram Log in|Sign up ABOUT USSUPPORTPRESSAPIJOBSPRIVACYTERMSDIRECTORYPROFILESHASHTAGSLANGUAGE http://www.travelden.co.uk/20-forbidden-destinations-you-can-never-visit?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=mobileposse-metroweb&utm_content=115314394&utm_site=mobileposse-metroweb&utm_campaign_item=115314394&utm_campaign=AUCAUS-All-3B France Lascaux Caves in France is home to 600+ Paleolithic paintings which are predicted to be over 20,000 years old. 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Contributed photo▲ Austin Mortvedt, front, is Trey Harrison�s uncle, who helped Travis pull the catch in and net it. The three of them are shown on the boat they were on at Lake Ord in Canada when Trey hooked a big muskie in his first-ever time fishing. Contributed photo▲ "There are two types of fisherman — those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish," an anonymous saying goes. Make no mistake about it, 3-year-old Trey Harrison, of rural Nevada, fishes for fish. In fact, on his first-ever fishing outing, which happened this summer, Trey caught a fish that was nearly bigger than him. It's a great story, and one his father, Travis, is happy to tell. It started when the Harrison family — Travis, his wife, Brett, and their two children, Lexi, 5, and Trey — was invited to Canada for a family vacation by Trey's grandpa, Marty Mortvedt, of Nevada. 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Plumes of smoke from the fires are believed to be travelling as far east as Ontario, the Maritimes and beyond — even across the Atlantic Ocean to Ireland. That's according to David Lyder, an air emissions engineer with the Alberta government and one of the minds behind FireSmoke.ca, a website whose animated map shows the probable trajectory of wildfire smoke within North America. "Long-range transport of smoke from wildfires is not uncommon," he told Global News. Lyder brought up one forecast in which smoke travelled from northern Alberta and Saskatchewan, helping to trigger air quality advisories in Washington, D.C. And it isn't just B.C. that sends smoke so far. "We get smoke from Siberia," Lyder said. The map forms one component of theBlueSky Western Canada Wildfire Smoke Forecasting System, a project that first developed in 2007 out of concern about the need for smoke projections to help inform weather forecasters, health authorities and other parties. BlueSky, a software system that uses data to model fire, fuel consumption, weather, emissions and dispersion, was initially developed by the U.S. Forest Service. Data tracking all of these factors is pooled into a system that helps to forecast concentrations of fine particulate matter (PM2.5) — an air pollutant that can have negative effects on human health — from wildfires for up to 48 hours. Canada's BlueSky project uses the very same system, gathering data from theCanadian Wildland Fire Information System. READ MORE: Smoke from B.C. wildfires impacting parts of Saskatchewan The data helps to produce animations that display how PM2.5 concentrations will change over the next couple of days. The map showed some heavy smoke hitting Ontario and lesser plumes travelling as far as Quebec and Labrador on Saturday; it had previously shown smoke hitting the Maritimes. The people behind FireSmoke.ca are careful to note that the map shouldn't necessarily be relied upon in isolation; it's considered "experimental" and there are limitations. Satellite detections, for example, are used to find fires. If areas where fires are burning are covered by clouds or smoke, then the emissions from those blazes won't be included in forecasts. Projections displayed by the map can be supplemented by looking at Canada's Wildfire Smoke Prediction System (FireWork), which provides daily smoke forecasts. Nevertheless, both these modelling systems have shown smoke reaching as far as the Maritimes. FireWork, for example, showed lighter PM2.5 concentrations hitting New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland this weekend, though other fires are burning further east than B.C. Fine particulate matter is indeed reaching Eastern Canada, "but the concentrations are much lower in the Maritimes than they are in B.C.," said Sarah Henderson, senior environmental health scientist at the B.C. Centre for Disease Control. © THE CANADIAN PRESS/Darryl DyckThe Shovel Lake wildfire burns near the Nadleh Whut'en First Nation in Fort Fraser, B.C., on Thursday August 23, 2018. There are two components to wildfire smoke: PM2.5 and volatile organic compounds (VOCs). While PM2.5 has been noted for its effects on human health, VOCs have more to do with how smoke interacts with our senses. "VOCs are the things that make our eyes sting and that give smoke that campfire smell," Henderson said. "They're not super risky, but they are irritating." VOCs also dissipate as smoke travels. "The volatiles from the smoke are gone by the time they get to the east," Henderson said. John Clague, a professor of earth sciences at Simon Fraser University, said satellite tracking of smoke has shown that heavy concentrations of particles have been carried from B.C. and California to locations thousands of kilometres to the east. "I would say, however, that the duration of the exposure is limited," he said. While the physical effects of smoke are less pronounced by the time it travels such great distances, that doesn't make it harmless. Concentrations may be lower, but the fine matter is still there. "Wherever it gets to, if smoke gets there, it carries with it some risk," said Henderson. Still, "we would expect that smoke from B.C. may have a small impact on health in eastern parts of Canada, if and when it arrives there," she added. 12:03 pm. I thought it was worth telling that the devil has been doing some attacking yesterday n today. It has been really bad. It's not been as i can remember any or much weariness. I may have taken off my shirt yesterday n been getting hot at a point. I was. But it didn't get bad at that point. The air was off since it seemed cooler out but it seemed hot at a point before i opened the window. A break here. But the devil has been obsessing extremely bad -- "Maybe tell not about her. But that's not what I want here," the devil said n it seemed it was being fake but then it does the attacking for apparently some reason, so it's weird it's deflecting to something it's not said was the reason thus far. But I was saying maybe it was doing the thing I'm about to tell about in order to press i cannot tell some things about Karla if she acts strange, which she does do some things that are supposed to indicate she is not normal now further than previously apparently. She puts the hand held blender not on the area to put wet dishes etc like she normally would, it's a towel on the counter, i put it there, the towel. But it's been excruciating that the devil is pressing the stuff about things being dirty etc. It presses now I'm touching my shirt w my hand that i have not yet wiped myself w as im using the bathroom but my hands are supposed to seem dirty etc. "I'm something that can't do that anymore cuz something will happen that km doing it," the devil said. But it does stuff like this. It's going crazy w my memory for did I wash my hands after I ate something or did something in the