#do I tag this with gintsu again

[gintamatranslations]

3Z Ginpachi Sensei: Funky Monkey Teachers - Lecture 3 “Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children”  - Chapter 3

This is the third chapter of lecture 3 titled "Playing Doctor as adults is not the same as playing Doctor as children"

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3) I do not own anything related to the Gintama franchise. This is a fan translation and I do not gain financial profit from it.

4) Mistakes and mistranslations might happen a lot. I am learning japanese for barely two years now. I try to translate the japanese text into a logical english structure, but that is hard with my limited knowledge.

Chapter Masterlist here

The location changed.

After the measurements and medical examinations in the gymnasium were over, it was time for chest X-rays in a bus parked near the gymnasium.

The bus was a special bus equipped for this purpose. The students had to hug the machine which was adjusted to chest level.

They had to inhale and hold their breath for a few seconds. During that time, Ginpachi and Tsukuyo, who were behind the partition door, operated the machine and took pictures.

“Oi, is it safe to use such a machine without any training?” Tsukuyo said with a worried look as expected, but Ginpachi nodded. "It'll be fine."

"Look at this machine. The manufacturer's name is Bantomitakanamu Games."

"A toy!? Is this a toy!?" Tsukuyo’s eyes widened.

I don't know about the specifics, but I read the instruction manual (Ginpachi emphasizes the word instruction manual in the japanese original) and it seems pretty easy. It says you don't need any special knowledge to use it," Ginpachi said, waving the manual in the air. That’s the reason there were no specialist technicians in the car, in other words, is probably because the machine was so easy to operate.

So, the photographing began.

Students took turns getting in and standing in front of the machine. Ginpachi gave instructions from the other side of the partition, "Yes, take a breath. Yes, stop. Yes, that's fine."

He wasn’t sure if it was a toy or a medical device, but the machine itself seemed to be working properly. The monitor in front of Ginpachi clearly showed the inside of a chest - ribs, lungs, and so on.

The picture-taking went very smoothly. Until, however, it was 3Z's turn.

"Pleased to meet you,” Sogo Okita stood in front of the machine.

Feeling prepared for this guy first, Ginpachi gave him the instructions.

“Yes, well, take a breath…..Yes, stop. Yes, fine."

On the monitor, the inside of Okita's chest was clearly shown. Lungs, ribs, and the words ‘Hijikata die’ – No, no, no! What is this text message!

As Ginpachi was perplexed, Tsukuyo whispered to him. "Ginpachi, it seems that this machine takes pictures of everything inside of your chest.”

"No, I mean, it’s not just your lungs, it's also picking up your heart's voice inside your chest!”

After Okita, Hijikata stood in front of the machine.

So, when Ginpachi took a picture, this was displayed on the monitor:

"You're the one who should die, Sougo."

– No, you’re not supposed to display that! I mean, why does it say, "You're the one" as if you were talking to Okita just now!

Next in line was Kondo.

“It is weird, isn't it? Why is it like a conversation?”

– No, you're insane! Why is it that you can hear my heart's tsukkomi! No no no, something is wrong with this machine. It had been working fine until then, but now it suddenly went haywire. Anyway, after this, the monitor continued to display the message on the lungs and ribs.

Yamazaki was like this:

“Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tamakin Anpan Tama-san Anpan Tama-san”

You're like this here, too! How much you're captivated by Anpan and Tama-san!

Then, Tsukuyo whispered to him.

"Oh my God.........”

“What is it?”

“One of the "Tama-san" is "Tama-kin" ......" (*author's note, let's look for it too)

“No, I don't care! How did you figure that out?!”

And after Zaki, it was Sacchan.

“Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin”

– Hey! This is just a brain maker, isn't it! (I don’t know what exactly to translate this to, but this is what google showed me:)

Then, Tsukuyo said again:

"Oh my God….."

“What is it this time?”

“One Character in ‘Gin’ says ‘pig’.” (*Author's note: Let's look for it, too.)

“You know exactly what you're talking about! And the author's note is annoying!"

And after Sacchan, it was Catherine. This is the stuff that showed up:

“Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money Money”

–ASCII art! How obsessed with money is this bastard! (ASCII art is art made with numbers and letters)

Next to Katherine, Tojo:

“Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka” (This is what Tojo calls Kyuubei, basically meaning ‘Young master’)

–I knew it! Your love for the young master is too heavy!

So, after Tojo, there wasTakeichi:

-That's why I'm scared! That's not what this means! 

Just when Ginpachi was getting tired of giving the tsukkomi, Kagura got on the bus.Kagura's hair was standing up again.

“I've already measured your height, so you don't have to make your head look like TOSHI..” Kagura looked surprised when Ginpachi said that.

"Eh, because this bus... isn't it a bus for X-exclusive photography?"

–No, X, it’s not that X!

Feeling weak, Ginpachi interfered.

–And don't give me that smug look! What's with the "I told you so" look!

"Isn't that the bus for the X-Specialty shoot?"

– You're being a pain in the ass! I can hear you!

"Isn't this the bus for the X-rated shoot?"

Third time!? What, do I have to say, "Good!" to make it end?  What a pain in the ass!

Then, Tsukuyo said, crossing her hands in the shape of an X

“For the one who persists too much, it’s not an X, it’s an X.” (she says ‘batsu’ which refers to the x-mark over the wrong answer in a test)

"Good!", Ginpachi said without thinking.

[pearthery]

some gintama fic recs:

some gintama fics from my ao3 bookmarks that i would like to yell about. a fair amount of these are oneshots that i'm very fond of, but every now and then a multi-chapter might pop up. one or two are hosted on ffnet! mostly gen, with some character pairings! they vary ahaha

i confess that my deepest affections lie often with yorozuya and shoka sonjuku/joui4 fics, with ventures into otose and her extended family, and that i may love gintoki too much, so my fic recs lean in that direction!

Needs More Bombs by Sinnatious — [gen] this one is a 259 word oneshot about zura (and bombs) and that's really all it is, ahaha

Thieves, Like Books, Should Not Be Judged By Their Covers by katjedi — [gintsu] a gintsu genderbend in a fantasy world!!!! to quote the tags, "Friendship! Effort! Victory!" ginko is very cute <3

Report on Incident No. 235908 Involving Vessel NKMA-01 by Yamazaki Sagaru (Age 32) by Apathy, saltedpin — [gen, a little bit of yamazaki > tama, but tama's emotions are rather ambiguous yknow] oh darn i dont quite know how else to describe this except that it feels Just like an episode, JUST like an early?middle? gintama kind of episode with silly shenanigans and the characters all being superbly dumb and aagh i laughed so much!!!!

the familiar and the great unknown by guycecil — [takagin, zuragin, sakagin, sakataka] wkkwidioqodjkajda i was delivered many heartbroken emotions by this joui4 era fic. the entire series aches, i love this author so much, but this particular gin-centric installation gives me especially melancholic emotions.

Afterlife is a country you don't need a visa for by MilwaukeeMeg — [gen] an alternate universe where shinpachi and kagura die before they ever meet gintoki (once again gintoki gets to see ghosts,,) BUT that certainly won't stop them from becoming beloved yorozuya fam <3

The 'Bottle' in 'Spin the Bottle' Is Surely A Euphemism For Alcohol by StarryDustandFluffyStuff — [zurataka, zuragin, sakagin, sakataka, sakazura] the plot is "sakamoto kisses anyone he wants" and it's an absolutely excellent plot, very very good, i support sakamoto's endeavours wholeheartedly. to quote the tags, silly and fun, with a dash of angst!! i very much like the sakamoto voice too!

you/him by ijustwanttodestroy — [takagin] as the tags say, there is Angst, there is Romance, there is Character Study (my goodness there is character study) the way the words flow in this makes me press my hands to my face and gasp. second person pov that makes me cry,,,

the lonely thief by Official_Biscuit_Moron — [gen] okay okay okay this is wonderful and wonderful and introspective and catherine-centric (stinky cat woman <3) biscuit's writing is soft and subtle and evocative, i never felt quite so deeply for catherine until This, there is so much love in the writing!!! aaaaghg gh

It's a Hard Knock Life by Linderosse — [gen] joui3,,, babies,,, modern au,,, some fluff some angst some emotional hurt and comfort, i really really like the characterisation of their childhood selves (like? a very strong sense of voice?) and the prose! the prose is so gentle, the atmosphere like? a sweet vague wash of emotion? (hm i'm sorry for being so inconcise with my descriptions and also my recommendations in general ahaha) this is part of a series, and the next part of the series is equally wonderful and perhaps delivers even more heartache (tempered with fluff,,)

they say the devil you know is better than the one you don't, but sometimes both devils are you and what are you supposed to do then, huh? by parangari — [gen] this one is kagura-centric oh Frick i don't know what else to say about this but? kagura stream of consciousness?? second person pov??? every word exudes emotion and the kagura voice rattles in my bones and the gintoki and the shinpachi you glimpse through kagura's voice are so very very Them i guess what i mean is aah i think it's superbly in-character!!!

When in Doubt, Shout by InfiniteInMystery — [sakagin, hijigin, hm, but mostly, Adventure, i think] in-progress multi-chapter gintama skyrim au!! there was a dragon at the start and it was cool, and i just think it is very neat! also the relationship between otose and gintoki in this is very sweet,,

ghost— by kapteeni — [gen] a series technically not a fic but series most certainly count too and this one made me cry and left an ache in my chest (an important criteria) worldbuilding is amazing and so is characterisation and relationships and everything, i remember reading this all in one go and afterwards i had lost my sense of self and was floating in a void of strange awe and euphoria and wistful wistful emotions <3 <3 <3 kapteeni wrenched my soul out of my body and i was grateful beyond words

The Most Important Things are Sometimes the Stupidest by dearfriendicanfly — [konhiji] kqoaifikqkakdjkakdjjajs i like it very much Nice Pacing Nice Characterisation Nice Yeah

funeral casket for my childhood by perennials — [kagunobu] i know perennials' gintama works as Tried and True Breakers of My Heart , this one was especially devastating to me, the title has haunted me for years, i feel so much melancholy at the ending

Tiger Mom by gettinyinggywithit — [gen] a little hint of gintsu, but mostly, it is about tsukuyo learning to be gentle when it was not what she was taught, and the prose is? smooth?? silk smooth? smooth like still water???

You and me and the Devil makes three by saveusmilkboy — [gen] this joui war fic buried itself into my soul it has nine chapters on ao3 and for the first few chapters the formatting has the paragraphs squashed together, i read it first on fanfiction.net and it is perhaps the single one first person pov oc fic that i have adored, i love mikkun, and more than that, i think how the author delves into the feeling of a war? it feels so grounded,, and outsider pov on the joui!! so much character building going on!! gintoki says cool speeches! zura sings "ma'am i'd like to fuck"!

Cradle Song by iphido — [ayano/tatsugoro, gen] cw: miscarriage. gorgeously written thoughtful piece about otose and motherhood. there is so much care in the writing, and iphido writes relationships that exude so much love, my goodness

If Love is in the Air, it's Time You Started Thinking About Getting an Air Conditioner — by Official_Biscuit_Moron — [kintoki/gintoki] ahahahaha biscuit is immensely talented at writing things that exude the ridiculous shenanigans of gintama daily life and this is Just One Of Them i will not say anything else except please read this kintoki goes through many ordeals and the dialogue is impeccably funny and sacchan is there!!!!!

What to Do About Tomorrow by Shirokokuro — [gen] shirokokuro's shoyo&gintoki centric content reaches right into my ribcage and wraps tenderly around my heart, it brings me SO much delight, so much affection, i love shiro's writing so much, vivid wonderful prose, settings and descriptions that make me feel like i am under sunlight and photosynthesising, dialogue and scenes that flow so smoothly and organically, i have So many words. now i will write words about the fic itself: wtdat is the multi-chapter shoyo-gin timeloop fic that my heart has always yearned for, aghgggh. the epitome of found family content, and you know what while i am at it, i would like to usher to the front the rest of shiro's gintama works, Alpenglow and An Armful of Azaleas because they are sweet and lovely and i love them

[gintoki-sakata-archive]

Gintama Ask Game

This the best tag game ever!!! Thank you @claymorecut​ and   @gakupoid2m​ for the tagged me in this~!!! Totally i’m grateful to you guys!

Last time you watched / read Gintama? All the time! I love back to my favorite episodes/arcs! 

Favorite male character? Gintoki,Katsura,Kaamui,Abuto,Sougo,Kondo

Favorite female character? Tsukuyo,Kagura and Kouka

Favorite female character design? Tsukuyo and Kouka

Favorite male character design: hard to choose l’ll stay with Gin-sama cause i love his kimono so muuuuuch!!

Best squad?: Gintoki and Tsukuyo .they are badass and no one can match them,and also  I love Yorozuya,their bond is simply my inspiration

Most underrated character? Hmm.. in my opinion... Shinpachi

Favorite episode or arc? Soo many arcs and episode... I don’t know if i remeber all... 

Arcs: Yorozuya in flames,Love potion,red spider arc,courtesan of the nation,Kagura’s boyfriend arc,Jail Arc, Rakuyou Arc

Episodes:In all the episodes where Tsukuyo / GinTsu appeared,Gintoki's sword episode, don't remember the number, but it was a bleach parody XD,Episode with Kamui as the pirate ship takes over, Episode with Okita  took the blame for killing some guy,Episode in kyuubei arc where Gintoki,Kondo and others  they were sitting on toilets. OMG FOREVER I love this episode and all those Gintoki versions. Gintoki toilet buddha forever in my heart. At the memory of this episode, I laughed and cried with laughter,Kamui and Kagura fighting the other Yato it was the episode where Kamui calls himself "idiot"

Sorry,very sorry I don't remember the names of the episodes, but I do remember the scenes.

OTP(s)? GinTsu,Gintsu,Gintsu all the WAY!!! FOREVER AND EVER!!! They take my heart and my soul!!! They the beeeeest!!!! and also I like okikkagu and kontae

BROTP(s)? Gintoki and Katsura!

An unpopular opinion? Why Takasugi is so liked? LOL Still I still wonder the same thing I have with Ayame

Favorite running joke? “Zura Janai Katsura Da!” Forever!! so far I like to say it! It will stay with me forever

Favorite ost? Gintoki and Tsukuyo themes,Madao theme

Feelings about the upcoming movie? No!! I don't want it to come !! It's a pain !! I know what's going to happen and I'm not ready for it anyway. I feel great pain and despair !! The very fact that this is the end causes me sadness and all these sad emotions !! I'm not ready and never will be. I will roar 100% when watching. I don’t want gintama to end it’s hurt me AGAIN manga end HURT me and now Movie hurt me:(( it’s unfair

I tag: @seigibathala​ @rike-with-love​ 

Edit: and EVERYONE WHO WANTS DO IT!

[saitouh]

sometimes what gintaes say are worthy of a few giggles. for example, they constantly dismiss tsukuyo's feelings as irrelevant and "one-sided". but what about gintae? lmao

is gin even remotely romantically interested in otae?

i mean at least he has expressed interest in tsukuyo's body, told her she has a beautiful face, admitted to zenzou that he agreed with him - that she is amazing (as a student), and expressly told her himself she has a beautiful soul. told her to rely on him, cry on his shoulders, and that he will cry and laugh together with her. that's actually some pretty heavy stuff. even if they don't get together in the end, these are the things he has said to her and they are not dismissable.

you are so pressed, so jealous, that you made a fucking GIF to belittle tsukuyo, that she is just "one of the other insignificant girls gin hit on" when it is clear that she means a lot to him, as much as all the other people in kabukichou.

has otae even expressed any interest in gin??? lmao she wore the kimono kondou gifted to her. she hugged his roach mask to her chest. she shed tears FOR HIM. TWICE. she held an umbrella over his head and said "please don't catch a cold."

but apparently for you gintaes, what she did for kondou is ~kindness~ but any other "similar" expression of kindness toward gin is seen as ~romantic~

tsukuyo's love is one-sided. in any relationship charts, at least tsukuyo will have an arrow towards gin that says she loves him.

but you, gintaes? there is not a single arrow that can tie them together romantically other than labeling her as shinpachi's sister. there's basically n o t h i n g there.

you claim i am lying and i am only posting screen caps that support what i am saying. lmao what the fuck are you even on about? do people submit court evidence that don't support their claims? just what.

this is not a court case. i am not the internet. other people see your shit. you act like i am basically one person trying to convince the whole world of something that isn't there.

the fact is, i am basically just posting things what most people have already known. i am posting things that piss me off. i am not making shit up. and together with the screencaps, i explain WHY you piss me off.

again, i am not the internet. other people do not blindly read what i post and agree like drones.

they are free to look you up and all the shit you have said about tsukuyo, gintsuki and her fans. but of course, judging by your reaction towards these people on reddit, tumblr and elsewhere, anyone who have simply told you that there is NOTHING between gin and otae automatically is a "hater" despite the fact that they have NOT posted hate about otae in their debate with you or elsewhere.

no one has called otae childish names. there are people who dislike her and have wrongfully attributed her character negatively, but honestly? not that many people actually express their hate for her compared to what you gintaes and ginhijs have done towards tsukuyo. this whole site explodes to the brim with complaints each time tsukuyo made an appearance, even though she appears once every two years before the silver soul arc. does that even happen to otae??? people can't even draw gintsuki without ginhijs saying "stop posting so much gintsu in the gintama tag". does the tag belong to a specific subset of fandom? hmmm????

and the gintae anon harassing a gintsuki artist on tumblr with rude asks like, "tsukuyo just brings gintoki down unlike otae"

don't even dare to deny this. scroll the fck down far enough on the tsukuyo tag and you will find it

lmao why am i even repeating this shit

you people? instead have called tsukuyo names like tskewyo in picture MEMES (so don't make up the shit excuse that you don't want her name to show up in search. NO TEXT ON IMAGES WILL SHOW UP IN TEXT SEARCH) and mock gintsuki fans as "gintsuwus"

seriously drop the martyr act. it's fake and it's disgusting and it's not fooling me. it just further nauseates me.

[arirna]

tagged by @coolthingtrash THANK YOU AGAIN FOR TAGGING ME!!!

1) rules: tag 9 people who you would like know better.

relationship status: single

last song I listened to: Distant Creatures by the Daysleepers (thank you @bossladytae for introducing me to this band!)

last book read/listened to: i’m reading “The 12 chairs” by Ilf and Petrov right now

favorite color: beige

top three shows: gintama, monster, sgrs

top three characters: i have too many faves, so i’ll pick randomly - Yona. Riza Hawkeye, Konatsu  

top three ships: gintsu, hakyona, royai 

2) Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny 

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well 

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality (all of it)

ABILITY (this is going to be a very sad segment):

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well 

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else 

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game 

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year 

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts 

RELATIONSHIPS (another sad segment):

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity 

I have a crush on someone I know 

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship (i am an anime blogger for a reason, guys)

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year 

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (my mutuals are the best)

I live close to my school 

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live 

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone 

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life 

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

i tag for both @sentrakk @the-rain-transformed @zuura @princewithcatears @peony-ride - do it if you want to 

[the-rain-transformed]

Tagged by @anime-trash-for-life thanks for the tag, friend

1.) Rules: Tag 9 people who you would like to get to know better.

relationship status: single

last song I listened to: I can’t remember the exact track, but lately I’ve been listening to The Ringed City OSTs from the new Dark Souls DLC.

last book I read:  I read a few more chapters of Berserk last night, but since I’m a very busy, broke college student I haven’t been able to start reading actual books again...

favorite color: darker shades of red, like crimson.

top three shows: Gintama, FMA:B, and Darker than Black

top three characters: Okita Sougo, Guts, and Hei (I always struggle with this question because I have a long list and it shifts a lot)

top three ships: Gintsu, Hei and Yin, and Royai

2.) Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you! 

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7″ or taller (last I checked I was 5′6″ but I feel like I’ve grown a bit since then)

I wear glasses (sometimes, when I feel like I need them)

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair (depends on what you consider short, my hair is more or less the same length as Sougo’s)

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

(This one really depends on the situation for me)

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping people with their problems is a big priority for me

(if it’s within my abilites)

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying itThere is something that I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well (debatable)

I have a good memory (if it’s important)

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for almost a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports (I had a lot of fun playing tennis in middle school and high school)

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months

I’ve drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts (that was a long time ago and it was only for a year or two)

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year (not for myself, but for a relative)

I have beaten a video game in the past year, probably

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush over someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I can consider a “best friend”

I live near my school (I also live on campus)

My parents are still living together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live (no, but so help me God if it snows again someone will die and it will probably be me)

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone does cracking my rib count

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life sort of

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

I’m definitely not tagging 9 people but I’ll tag @list-me-the-reasons-why, @magnolia-eclair, @thesilverwolf7, and @sakuzumi

I know that this tag meme is a lot longer than usual so obviously if you don’t feel like doing it you don’t have to

[saitouh]

i still remember all those times when my friend got nasty anon messages telling her off because she shipped unconventional pairings (something like takatsukki - i won’t say the exact pairing because i don’t want the bitches to start hounding her again) and simply was just trying to enjoy her pairings by herself in her little corner. 

Along came a self-appointed fandom police who, among other things, sent her messages like,

“if you have to ship XXXXX, why don’t you ship YYYY”

wow! and accused her of things she would never ever do, just because she didn't reblog the pairing YOU like??? then why didn't you just unfollow her? lmao.

the bullying left her, a very shy person, devastated, traumatised, and she took a leave from tumblr. you all have the audacity to act like kind, welcoming people now but in fact you're all bitches in sheep's clothing. the usual shit you spewed out of your mouths on fictional characters thoroughly betray yourselves as how you would act towards real people.

and now you all have the bold audacity to tell us that people (YOU) can ENJOY anything? Specifically, HinoTsuki????

What about the incident a few months ago, when a gintsuki artist who got a message saying tsukuyo brings down gintoki? This anon boldly told the gintsuki artist that gintae is the power couple!! “otae is better than tsukuyo!!!” Oh, so artists not even allowed to draw what they want????? LMAO and you gintaes have the gall to claim that ONLY ONE PERSON HATES TSUKUYO AND CLAIMS SHE IS UNPOPULAR

Pls

every time any tsukuyo fan makes any celebratory posts in the past few years expressing their love for her character and the ship they like, YOU and YOUR cronies just had to come out and cry, “why would people ship this? gintsuki is a terrible ship! tsukuyo is a terribly unpopular character! (untrue claim)” 

Oh but now you want to say you can enjoy anything! Like HinoTsuki!!! And if someone tells you HinoTsuki is like Ginkag (which you ALL are openly against), it’s called ‘instigating drama’. Anything that people do back to you the things you’ve done to others, you call it ‘instigating drama. ‘ Learn the meaning of ‘instigate’, you dmbbch.

With you bitches, people like us can’t enjoy what we like, we have to put up with YOUR criticisms in tsukuyo’s tag, but YOU are entitled to ship ANYTHING and ANYONE with her just because YOU say so. 

Park your ass down and shut the fck up, you vile harlot. When people defend Tsukuyo from being called a rapist by you people, you fcking lie about us mocking rape victims. I will never let this go. This lie is so fcking heinous and is only used for the sake of present yourself as a blameless victim (which you fcking aren't).

"GinTsu and Tsukuyo fans don't even like her" 

This is what you said on your blog when you allowed an anon to call LATS a whore and laughed at her, aero. And now you and your cronies are using the same claim on me. I'm telling you straight-up. I don't give a shit if people don't like me. Your bullying tactics are disgusting. 

You think i'm doing this because i want to be "popular" lmfao who the hell does what i do now to be popular? What the fck. Online popularity, on top of that, lmfao what the fck.

i repeat. i log on, i see shit, i will blast your fcking heads. because this has been going on for years. all my previous posts in previous years on my blog reflect this. i gave up trying to be cordial the moment you bitches use a rape experience to win an argument. AND THEN LIE THAT I MOCKED YOU. this shit is not forgivable. you have no idea what me or other women went through when you used it just to attack a fictional female character, when she was actually the one who was "raped" by gintoki. blaming the female for what you "see" on the surface. typical misogyny.

the screencaps you posted of me back in march last year trying to chase me out of fandom was also laughable. in which one of the caps did i actually mock rape victims? all of the caps you posted and took out of context are still up on my twitter. go and re-read them. go on.

Go ahead and send more vile anon asks, go ahead and repeat more of your behaviour and I will repeat the same vile things you bitches have done to me and my friends.

"you're spreading lies!!" hasaji whined when i brought this all to light.

Lol what lies? The caps are out there for everyone to see. Even when I didn't post all the caps, other people have seen them. People know. Just bc they kept quiet doesn't mean they aren't aware.

You all bitched about me "lying", but when i explicitly gave proof, you go, "You don't know anything about us!"

I know you like to obsess over Tsukuyo, her arcs, her breasts, and then pretend none of those things matter. You like to make a mockery of the moments she had with Gintoki, downplay all the lines he had said to her instead of celebrating your own pairing without mentioning other characters. Why you so preoccupied with what we have? Why you so jelly and so anxious to belittle what we have? Hmmm? And when called out, you then angrily spat out your saliva claiming you didn't want the Love Incense arc for gintae anyway. Have you heard of the fable of the fox and the grapes? Lol. you guys are acting exactly like that fox.

or when called out explicitly, you go, "I-I'm just talking about fictional people! This pathetic saitouh bitch cant differentiate between reality and fiction!"

LMAO. Fictional people? When u called late night love's cosplay ugly? She's fictional? 😂😂😂 When you mocked “oriental” fans? ~ORIENTAL~ lmao. When u called Hijikata's actor short and ugly? Yagira is fictional? 😂😂😂 I mean. Please. You even admitted your assholery has no limit. oh wait, that wasn't what you said. Your limit was somewhere up your ass? I don't remember. it was somewhere really high and deep. Maybe it was a poetic place?

Bitches like you who have no qualms about insulting fictional characters are likely to have no boundaries in insulting real people.

That's a fact.

"We weren't insulting tsukuyo when we make the gif of her being one of the insignificant, ordinary girls gin was hitting on! Sacchan and kyuubei were mentioned in the metas too!!!"

Erm? Thanks for acknowledging your stupidity and algae-in-anus attitude that you threw every other girl beneath the one you ship with the loser male hero? You don't even see where the problem lies, and you have the audacity to reblog things such as, "we love and support girls" LMAO BULLSHIT you women are fcking disgusting

But i'm the bitch, right? You lie about people mocking rape victims, you called people in fandom whores (go back and look at the caps i posted, you stupid fck), you mocked characters who are sold into prostitution, you mocked their feminine values, i can go on? Spite shipping kontsuki lmao "We really love them!" YOU LOVE THEM??? LOOOOL. You mocked them separately as characters and you claim to love them???? You made a comment "kontsuuu <3" on KONTAE artist's twitter who happened to draw an interaction between tsukuyo and kondou (who was looking at otae from a rooftop) and you call that behaviour acceptable?????? I won't hesitate to surmise that your constant pestering of random artists who have NOTHING to do with you is what drove them away.

"Shipping zensachi is character deny (sic), sacchan loves gin! It's terrible and sick"

LMAO but shipping kontsu is not "character deny" ????? Pls. PLS LUNOSA. Gintaes. TsukiHinowas.

Why are you stalking me, exactly? Because i post all your shit out there? Why, though? What i'm showing already exists for all to see. I don't have many followers at all. Why are you scared, when you were so brave to talk shit before? Why are you following me just to get the latest updates on my posts? You're really sick women.