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erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly
Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time
#you get a healthy mix of silly and horrific body horror with this one#fop#fop nature au#fop a new wish#dale dimmadome#dev dimmadome#fop dale#fop dev#body horror#art#digital art#fanart#wanted to do some mini frames of deer dale sort of like deliriously nuzzling dev#but since hes ya know covered in antlers Dev is just sitting there terrified that if he makes one wrong move hes gonna get skewered or wors#(that wouldnt happen often btw he'd be mostly too scared and erratic for that but i thought it would be a nice one off visual)#its kinda an apt summary of their relationship tho i think#even if hes not malicious. even when hes trying to be as gentle as he knows how hes still hurting dev or almost hurting dev#I think about the ep where Dale mentions his time in the lemon factory implying that hes trauma dumped to dev about it before#like my man. your son is not who you should be loading that information on to. get a therapist.#all this to say that i do think deer dale tries to avoid hurting dev and even tries to be comforted by him but like..#you are like a 400 pound animal blindly stumbling around covered in spikes#you cant tell your own CHILD you dont love them and then expect them to take on the burden of comforting you#again hes not fully there when hes a deer but this is all very metaphorical or whatever
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So I like Siren!Lime.
(Lime and Curd goes to @neverniko101)
#digital art#procreate#undertale#undertale au#stp x utmv#may I just say#I highly respect niko for doing the comic like they are#Lovely art too#Prob gonna do lemon later
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My Fair Lady (1964) // 30 Rock (2006)
#my fair lady#30 rock#eliza doolittle#henry higgins#liz lemon#jack donaghy#audrey hepburn#rex harrison#tina fey#alec baldwin#i have a LOT to say about this but it's past my bedtime so just have this#i could make a bajillion more comparisons between them btw there's so much that this gifset doesn't even touch on#specifically when the mentor is like 'psssh I can get on fine without her' and then is on the verge of tears five minutes later#going 'WHERE'S MY LITTLE BUDDY'#'i need her here doing her dumb but endearing things in order for me to function as a human being'#musicals#parallels#another addition to the gifsets designed specifically for me collection#xena.gif
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It's Always Sunny in Pomodoro??
hello, is your hyperfixation on sunny preventing you from studying and doing your work? that's why i hired this mac to stare at you and keep an eye on you during your pomodoro sessions and judge you if you lose focus
#if it says that this page is dangerous then blame Microsoft bc i don't know what i'm doing and they said they provide some certificates#for free just like custom domains but ig they lied bc i'm stuck with this lemon pond#also if something doesn't work or looks shitty on your device message me and I'll try to figure out something#also this is so stupid but like i had to make this#putting this into my portfolio rn#iasip
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by the way im like nearly halfway through season three of mob psycho and I see what the serizawa/reigen people are on now. like yeah you know what i do think two cripplingly lonely probably definitely gay guys in their early thirties would end up with Something happening if you put them in a room together for long enough. don’t get me wrong i honestly think it would suck at least a little bit, but there’s Something There, i hear you. there is a possibility of me getting more invested depending on how they interact in the future…there’s Stuff here i need to like place them next to each other and observe them. put them in like a petri dish.
#also I know reigens like what. 29? but serizawa’s exactly 30 I think and like#yeah that’s on the Edge of early thirties but like. they pass the vibe check.#lemon speaks#OH ON THE OTHER HAND whatever the fuck ritsu and sho have going on is very entertaining#Like what do you Mean you told him he looked good in a maid dress and said it Like That like..?#sho do you have something???? to say???????#not even mentioning him practically seeing ritsu from afar and being like. you. I like you.#for seemingly no reason other than…he…seemed…interesting???#that just stinks of ‘oh he kinda cute let’s see what’s happening over there’ like I dunnooo#fascinating#you know my only critique abt this show is that I do really wish there was more women#I need yuri to complement my yaoi#like a charcuterie board#serirei#yeah I’m not tagging this with like anything else I’m too scared
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lemongrab (Starts vibrating so hard i explode)
i do think pb is calm now but i dont think she likes wizards. i dont know. i dont know. and i saw how she treated lemongrab, she didn't really like him either. like. you all saw that. peps didnt want to see that he didnt want to think about it at the time, how they were treating the actual literal heir to the throne and also just how they were treating this man, he didn't realize. he didn't. and now. and . dont .get me talking about lemongrab. or i will talk. for ever
pep: you ate your brother lg: lg: you won't have that problem pep: i could eat you lg: try it
#says shes better but you know. pep can tell theres something going on. theres something Wrong#she insists hes not doing anything wrong and she supports him!! but he can TASTE it. in there. in her words.#lemongrab is not a very gentle person but he is kind. and he is a father. and he wants so badly to be a good sibling.#adventure time#distant lands#lemongrab#peppermint#digital#lemon kids#well one of them. im sorry he looks so much like larry in some ways.#this is the first time lg has called pep his sibling hes like (mid meltdown) IM YOURWHAT..... <3#long post#its so tall.#i need to stop drawing ppl on benches. until i learn to draw benches.#she always knew peps was a magic user but it was more of a background Hes An Adult He Does What He Wants thing#and now he needs money for schoolbooks. so he has to see that Look in her eyes. im making it weird arent i#sorry pb fans im really mad at her about lemongrab and it poisons every interaction i have with her character#she really is trying. i promise. you just wouldnt know it from talking to lemognrab or pep.
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This is what happens. You are bored, so you think, "hey, I'll start a new Skyrim file, this'll be fun :)"
But then it starts
Swiftly, before you have the chance to escape, it overtakes you.
Day and night, every moment of free time.
Hours and hours. Buy a house, do a quest, make some potions, clear a dungeon. Over and over.
Until finally, weeks later, you wake up.
There is no more joy to be had.
So you move on, the game not crossing your mind even once, for weeks, months, maybe longer. You are free.
But then one night, when you have some time to kill... You see the icon on your desktop.
30 minutes can't hurt... Can it?
#i played probably 10 hours today?#im. im fine#i did a new quest that came with anniversary that ive never done#with some cute buggy bois#but i got to the final boss in solitude and could NOT beat him#to be fair tho i barely beat the bandits#i had to lure them to a town so id have extra muscle.#i hired janessa and bought a horse#even then i almost died#they just do WAYYYY to fuckin much damage#i even changed the difficulty to easy peasy lemon squeezey#and i still couldn't beat him. so i gave up and im gonna do some other stuff#anyway yeah#Skyrim is fun#gummy says stuff#skyrim
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happy pocky day to chizuutan and chizuutan alone~~
#oh dang wait the bg has the brand be ‘pocketz’ but the box says ‘poketz’ and the [redacted] anime says ‘pockets’…#what is the actual name of the brand lmaoooooooooooooooo does it change for every adaptation?#a n d im sorry but till now i still cant suspend my disbelief at seeing lxl in the pockets ([redacted] anime spelling) cm in the present day#wdym the ad was running for. like. a year and a half#i thought collabs like this lasted for a few months max…#they could’ve just used that lemon something commercial in the bg for the chizuchan oshi breakup scene#but maybe poketz and pockets are just 2 different brands/types of similar snacks in-universe. kinda like p*cky and pep*r* irl#and it just so happened that lxl collabed with both of them a year apart. in the same outfit. promoting the same flavours.#coincidences do happen after all… hmmmmmmmmmmmm#chizuutan chizpost
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Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR#pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself#buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3#also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad#EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE#dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that#which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao#trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY#listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh#OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body#it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character#but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those!#and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much#as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE#idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]
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matthew i only have hot water with lemon tkachuk and aaron i like playing games on an empty stomach i only have a mid afternoon shake ekblad
#txt#our As everyone#our As#cant make this shit up#i understand the whole notion of eating before exercise feels awful i do that too#but hot water#okay#(says the guy who drinks mate but my point still stands)#this is so theatre kid adjacent kind of weird#like hot water with lemon sounds exactly what the actors would do on vocal rest days#and youd just snort at them as you go on your way
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which of these are better? :>
#just me hi#poll#they're both good on specific foods :> 👍#but my mom and dad are always arguing about which is best so this should be fun lol#//i'm never going to forget that time i fully squeezed an orange onto my leftover rice by mistake :(((#there is 1 one wrong answer on this poll Hfbvhsf#my grandma was stealing fruit from trees i think and nobody could tell the difference betwixt the oranges and lemons she nabbed#that thing looked like a fully-ripe lemon and then it turned out to be a fully-ripe ORANGE i have never tasted such bitter#and backstabbing truth in my LIFE#how can truth be both obscured beyond recognition and yet so sharply distinct auhhghgughgu#worst day of my life#not true but my other options for a meal were my dear dear grandmama's spaghetti#[leans in close] She Put Ketchup In It And Said It Was The Same Thing As The Sauce .‿.#reread that sentence and please just consider it for a moment. a minute even. maybe i'm being dramatic but do you see what i'm saying here#//anyway food horrors aside citrus is cool 10/10 fruit truly#can't go wrong with citrus :3#//now let's see if i go n do something or end up reblogging stuff for like an hour Lmao o7 o/
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I have come up with a question.
Who I'd your favorite Genshin character and why?
By reading your fics I can't tell if it's zhongli or childe.
zhongli by leaps and bounds actually
i do love childe don't get me wrong; i just love zhongli far more
as for why, i wouldn't know how to word it in a way that wouldn't take me any less than writing CN took me LMAO the reason why you might think childe is up there among my favorites (he is, he's just not as close to the top as you might think) i'd assume is probably because of the fics, yes? but the thing about the fics is while i've already mentioned i'm not exactly projecting onto childe nor, god forbid, using him as a self-insert for the author – i am more or less of the opinion that the way childe would love zhongli in a story would more often than not align quite well with the way i myself love zhongli as a character. (which is why i find bgtea's eoos and jouicifer's npc so interesting) so like- the reason why childe is usually the main pov character for my zhongchi fics is because i get to write how much i love zhongli as a concept via the lens of a character who would also love him in a similar fashion; only i also get to spice it up with childe's own character quirks, bc i think he's fascinating as well, just in a different direction. that might be why i've yet to write a zhongli pov zhongchi: not as easy to write about how much i love the character's concept if he himself is the pov, and i feel like zhongli's way of loving childe as a concept wouldn't be able to fill a fic the same way it does the other way around. not that he doesn't love him! i just haven't figured out how to write that pov for that long yet. if you're curious, i'd have to say my current favorites list goes kind of like this: zhongli way ahead of all the others, then wriothesley and neuvillette around the same realm, then navia, then kuki, then baizhu, then childe, and then like- in no particular order, furina, clorinde, diluc, jean, qiqi, xiao, xingqiu, chongyun, beidou, fischl, thoma, ayato, layla, yanfei, yaoyao, dehya, shenhe and most of the others. also to the side there'd be alhaitham, separate from the list, bc i love him but i also detest him in a particular way. i guess pity him is a better word, watching how the fandom treats him feels like taking physical dmg. if you're thinking of a particular artist like an outlier you're probably wrong, but i'm not going to point fingers bc why would i do that. (i do have a handful of characters i dislike but in the spirit of not being an asshole i'm just not going to list them)
anyway- yeah that's pretty much it;; maybe one day i'll make a zhongli pov zhongchi and it'd be a bit clearer what i mean by that, but you know me, i don't control the inspiration ToT
#sorry this was such a long meandering answer lmao i just genuinely cannot articulate it without taking up actual hours#nor do i have the mental capacity to do it rn#anyway#thank you!!#ily <3#if you've read every good intention you might know what i mean by my odd relationship towards alhaitham#you might also know i don't read kavetham fics precisely bc i dislike the fandom's take on the entire ship – not the ship as a concept#so yeah#i've actually read far more zhongtham than i have kavetham/haikaveh and that's when you know i have read no kavetham#there's only like 40smth zhongtham works and half of them are lemon#i'm not saying there's no kavetham out there that i could like; i'm just saying i don't have the time nor the need to go pick and choose#like i like the ship but not that much#i'd much rather read wriolette and clorivia#god those are such good ships holy shit i love them so much#i'm rambling i'll stop now lol
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hey you should commission me. anyway
#literary commissions#writing commissions#commissions#fiverr#comm post#fanfic commissions#lemon#just putting that on there cause tumblr doesnt let you say not safe fw but i do that too
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every once and a while you'll find an m/f ship that feels gay. and by this i mean both characters are well written and thematically interesting .
#hashtag. uh. red/mr nobody. hashtag megzag. hashtag petrigrof. hashtag jondaisy and ralsusie actually yeah i'll say it#like yes it can be 'both of these characters are queer/have queer vibes AND theyre in an m/f pairing'#but its also like. 'I dont even specifically see them as queer this relationship is just Gay'#like. do you get it!?!?#OH and soos and melody whatever their ship name is.#anyways#I love when . characters are good.#lemon speaks#edit: HOW COULD I FORGET TIMEPETALS so sorry so sorry
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A selection of pick up lines that Steve has used on Eddie and have unfortunately worked with resounding success
Are you Smaug? Because it looks like you have treasure in your cave (Eddie decided to not think about this one before acting on it)
Are you from Mordor? Because you are melting my precious (met with a confused eyebrow raise and a sigh but still got the job done)
Your lack of nudity disturbs me (definitely Steves favourite and the one he is most proud of which made it even more deadly with his ‘ehh??? Ehh?? Good right???’ After he said it)
Steves pick up lines: 3
Eddie’s composure: 0
#if you know where I got these from no you didn’t#every single time it happens eddie comes home and flops on the couch and screams into a pillow#and every time wayne looks up from the tv to give him the once over and says ‘that boy got you real good son’#Eddie just screams again#then writes all the lines down in his notebook that he pretends is in code and secret#(it’s just turned upside and back to front#he tried doing the invisible ink thing but it just ended with lemon juice every where and a stickier that usual eddie. plus he was sick#of being asked why he smells of lemons all the time)#…..Steve started wearing lemon cologne becuase he thought eddie liked it#the whole thing got very confusing. best not think about it#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#I’m throwing crumbs out it’s all I GOT#jingle jangle jester
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Having finished the Sumeru quest, I truly believe that the problems in Tevyat keep exponentially increasing per country because you have
Mondstad - standard fantasy quest about defeating a dragon and learning about the power of friendship; the more generic fantasy setting too, with the English-Germanic inspiration it's got going on. It IS good and sets up a lot of the lore, but in terms of thematic complexity, it's very straightforward even though it does go in depth
Liyue - I don't know what to say, man. It's literally just a god faking his death and having fun planning his own funeral and causing issues with a side of discourse about how gods and humans can coexist as society changes (that I think is minorly undermined with the looming presence of Celestia via Visions). Definitely deeper, develops the themes set up in Mondstad, has a unique lore inspired by Hoyo's own country, but still mostly good times (until you get to the Traveler quests, but shhh).
Inazuma - the people in here are NOT having a good time. You have oppressive oligarchies and tyrannies, the abuse of military and governmental power, and the cyclical nature of war/abuse contrasted with how power can be used for good (think Ayaka and Kokomi vs Ei and the other commissions, and Vision Holders vs also Ei) and how eternity DOES mean something only what does it mean when you stopped time and changing at your lowest and most traumatized point (by the way, IMO none of the characters really know what eternity actually is, fundamentally, and yet have skipped to establishing it...causing many issues). Fascinating worldbuilding based on Japanese mythology and ancient society and further plot development that's still pretty mild....and then you get to the Traveler Quests.
Sumeru - yeah, okay, the abuse of academics. Racism and discrimination, both in the narrative and metanarratively (and it's not just the skin color issue, too.) Taking advantage of kind people in power. The importance of education. The inherent classism found in it. Censorship. Government regulation of knowledge. Lowkey allegories for oppressive religious government systems AND radical religious groups. The importance of history. Being remembered and leaving a legacy vs being forgotten to save others. The lore deepens and so does the pain. The worldbuilding in Sumeru is DEEP and yes there are issues with packing two different land areas together but it still stands out REALLY well against your typical fantasy world, blending in elements of sci-fi and horror (right?) with a magic-school-but-it's-a-university setting. Lore explodes as we get more info and teasers that things get way deeper
I haven't gotten to Fontaine, but. Well. French Theater Kids is the vibe I've gotten.
#lemon duck quacks#genshin impact spoilers#genshin impact#also i will say it's a little frustrating because i do want an archon who is...well...not normal#but like...the female archons seem to have a lot less agency for some reason or is that just me?#in fact. i told my friend this but it seems that despite the number of female characters it's a lot of guys who get more...development?#ayaka was a great one. so was dehya#i wonder if it's just a problem with me. probably. i get a bit too nitty gritty with the way women are written#but i can appreciate the good writing nonetheless
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