#dndads episode spoilers

[yeahprobablyamimic]

no cause have we like. laughed at the absurdity of it all yet?? The Stamplers must be fucking cursed at this point holy shit. All Ron ever wanted to do was to have a family and he didn’t know how to fucking do that but then he met people who helped him figure it out and then right away it was ripped away from him by something eldritch his dad had helped create. Ron was fucked over constantly by Willy and the wake of everything he said and did both to Ron and to the people he cared about and no matter what he fucking did he couldn’t stop it

now we flash forward a bit. they’re back and he’s in love with his wife and Terry Jr and him are friends and he calls Ron dad and Ron has finally found people who will love him no matter what and there’s maybe two days of that before Henry gets stabbed and the doodler gets released and YEAH SURE it was running through the Oaks veins but now literally surrounding him at all times is another reminder of his dads manipulation of Willys influence of Willys control of Willy in general so he starts DADDIES. and tries to get rid of it

and then he fails

and then TJ and Grant and Lark and Sparrow and Nick take over and they turn on each other and then TJ has his own family and he wants them to love him so bad the same way Ron wanted him to love him so bad but he can’t fucking do anything but try but trying isn’t working he can’t love someone who doesn’t want to be loved but Ron is dead. Or missing. Or whatever he’s not there. Terry Jr is fatherless again and all the while he’s a bad father and all he wants to do is hug Ron and apologize again and again and again but he cant

and then Scary gets involved. and terry hates himself for it. the same was Ron hated himself when Terry got involved but he’s stuck he fucked up he can’t do anything about it this is his fault for having a family his fault for marrying Veronica his fault for caring Ron loved Samantha despite what Willy put him through Terry loved Veronica despite the fact that he was fighting an eldritch war they were not the same and then TJ meets Terry. Meets the kid that existed before his own and shes open and loving and careful and optimistic and it kills him. it kills him because he doesn’t love her any less she’s still his daughter but Terry isn’t herself anymore and fuck fuck she’s about to watch him die he’s about to traumatize her again he’s about to leave her fatherless again he tries to think of what Ron would say he tries to think of what his mom would say and he almost smiles at the absurdity of it as “whos your daddy now?” comes to mind but then he’s hugging her and apologizing and he remembers who Willy Stampler has with him.  Terry Jr is going to die and its his best friends finger on the trigger and its his Grandfather saying ready aim fire 

and it hits him that he never left that fucking tower. he never escaped that fucking castle. terry jr dies having never made any goddamn impact in the world. i mean of course, any good impact in the world. 

[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[ccircusclwn]

i love you trudy, you are indeed your own woman

[endrimer]

You better run, better run; faster than my bullet.

foster the people - pumped up kicks

[squiddy-ink-s]

Normal my sweet baby boy…

[mj-thrush-gxn]

the savior

[sadpanda]

“I’m gonna grab his eyeballs and rip them out of his skull cause he’s being rude to my friend”

“Which is the approximate force required to hold 2 apples 🤓☝🏻”

Top 10 lines of the whole podcast EASILY

[mispelled]

That build-a-bear guy

[macksartblock]

I drew this on break bc I couldn’t get it out of my head

[greenofrain]

*praying before bed* dear will campos please let Trudy Alpha kill Tucker by the end of the season let her go apeshit and do some horrific robot shit to him let the amalgam of his wives be his undoing amen

[loriecona]

“I think I would’ve, if I just maybe gotten enough time. And I’m sorry we don’t have enough time.”

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

make a wisdom save, normal. it’s not your hermie…

oakworthy nation won so fucking hard today (it’s a scam) (it’s gonna last maybe half an episode) (it’s literally not real) we are thriving <3

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[nesperus]

peace of mind (episode 36 spoilers)

[spritsail]

try to impress them, with what you think they want your methods are subtle, just like an elephant besides all the retreads, and all the arguments, you can't make decisions based on feeling

[bakersdaughter21]

No context spoilers for Dndads S2 Ep43