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[words-etched-in-her-skin]

So.. say you meet Sal while out on Halloween night. You're both dressed up and flirt a bit.. which maybe leads some kissing 👀

Alright! Some sweet and flirty Halloween Sal coming your way, my dear 😏

With a bright Hallow's Eve moon hanging over you, you were about to call it a night and head back home. That is until you heard a sound that made the hair on the back of your neck stand up straight. You stopped short, listening closely as the sound of foot steps continued to grow closer.

"Fuck, being murdered was not in my plans tonight." You muttered to yourself, jumping promptly as a deep, husky voice answered back.

"Aye, good thing I don' go 'round killin' attractive people like yerself."

You felt yourself blush before you could even turn to check out the scene. But when you did, oh.. how you blushed even harder. A gorgeous goddess of a woman stood before you. Eyes like glowing embers, hair almost as dark as the night that surrounded you. Every toned muscle in her body almost visible underneath the siren's outfit that she wore. One that covered little to nothing, with the seashells that adorned her nipples leaving very little to the imagination.

"I... thank you? I mean.. not that I'd mind being killed by someone of your.. ahem.. you know."

She chuckled as you used your hands to gesture to.. well.. all of her.

"Thanks, luv."

The smirk that curled so easily across her seemingly perfect lips only fueled the deep flush across your skin. Shivering slightly as a breeze of cool air ghosted across it, you could only wonder how she wasn't freezing in that moment.

"Cold blooded" She replied with a wink, seeming to read your mind.

"Heh.. apparently."

She closed the rest of the distance between you, giving you a smile. Streams of moonlight accentuating the sharp lines of her beauty even more so than before. She was truly, remarkably stunning.

"See sumthin' yer like?"

She smirked at you and it was all you could to return it.

"Perhaps."

"Oi.. looks like I'll have ter change tha', then, aye?"

She hooked her arm in yours, leading you both down the quiet street that lead to your house. The soft crunch of pebbles beneath your feet almost soothing to your already racing heart.

"Name's Sal, by the way."

She gave you a shy smile, looking at you through a long layer of lashes.

"Beautiful name for a goddess."

You weren't expecting the deep blush that spilled so easily across her cheeks as she bit her bottom lip.

"Heh.. smooth, luv."

"True, tho."

"An' what's a gorgeous pirate like yerself doin' on this fine eve, aye?"

You chuckled, subconsciously flattening out the creases in your pirate's costume.

"Why, picking up stunning memaids, of course."

Sal chuckled again, this time tangling her fingers in yours as she walked.

"Aye.. yer a smooth one, yeh are."

She rested her head on your shoulder and you immediately felt your breath hitch in your throat. What were the odds that you would stumble across this insanely hot creature on this night? You leaned over, taking your fingers to softly move a rogue strand of hair that had fallen across her face- pale moonlight dancing across it breautifully.

"And you're beautiful, Sal. Like.. fuck."

"Oi.. hush."

"And even more so when you blush."

She only bit her bottom lip in response, a deep crimson prevelent across her cheeks. You were almost sad when you finally made it to your house, not quite ready to say goodnight to this Halloween goddess.

"Well.. this is me."

You pointed to the house closest to the street and swore you heard Sal sigh.

"Aye.. a'right."

She pulled away from your body, instantly making you feel colder.

"You... Ah.. do you think I could maybe.. see you again sometime?"

She gave you a soft smile before answering.

"Aye.. I live by the reservoir. Only house there. Yer should find me easily. Come by anytime. I'll make yer cupcakes."

You chuckled, not quite expecting her to be into baking.

"Sounds good, Sal."

She gave you a nod, about to turn when something stopped her. A shy glint in her eyes and sinful smirk across her lips.

"Yer think... wud yer wanna kiss before I go?"

At just the prospect of kissing this insanely beautiful woman you felt your whole body fill with heat. Mouth dry as you swallowed back your nerves.

"Of course! Ah.. ahem.. I mean.. yeah, sure.. that'd be nice."

She chuckled again, cupping your jaw softly as she licked her lips. You were almost certain your were about to burst into flames of gay as her lips inched closed and closer to yours. An intoixicating scent of wind blown sea air and fresh baked goods washing over you as her lips crashed into you, forcing the the world around you to tilt on it's axis. Her soft tongue skating over yours as you deepened the kiss, wrapping your fingers softly in her hair. Both of you panting slightly when you finally pulled your lips from the other.

"... Wow..."

You were sure every inch of you was covered in a deep flush and you didn't even care.

"Aye.. Yer be sure ter come and see me, yah?"

"I... try and keep me away after that."

"Heh.. good."

She smirked, placing one last kiss to your lips before disappearing the night like the fever dream you were positive she was. The feeling of her lips against yours lingering long after you had finally fallen asleep.

jddkdslsjs.. talk about a Halloween treat 👀👀👀👀 I hope you enjoyed this, dear!

[sexykwan]

me reading about svt's concert 9395 km away from them:

[tony-andonuts]

Opinions on kyman? 👀

Oh jeez

It's typically not my cup of tea, but I can see how people would be fans of it (not to say that I don't partake in Ky/man works, but dkhdkdl)

I think Cartman realising his abhorrentness and Kyle helping him improve on his oppressive behaviour (and maybe kinda falling for each other in the process) is my fav shipping scenario for them, but yeah

¡Ty for the ask!