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good morning beautiful

good morning we are going to have so much homosexual sex like homosexuals

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she was very big and i forget her name but she was french. 9/10 but a point off for nationality

hello djfrogtime. look at this beast i saw recently

WOAH!!! beware that sort of creature, they look friendly but they pack a punch

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i feel like you and i are like. brothers in arms now. we should get beers and avoid talking about the war

fr dude i feel like we’re sitting at a bar obviously back from recent service staring at nothing in silence and pretending we didn’t just witness the horrors. we’re all those guys from piano man at once

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TEN THOUSAND NOTES cat i am so sorry your notes are a wreck. you have more aphobes now too. those notes are a mess and i keep going through them to see how it’s going

what is WRONG with you this thing is going to plague me forever wtffff

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i meet someone new -> he’s vaguely guy coded -> i have two nice conversations with him -> oh god what if he’s flirting with me

oh??? djfrogtime guy moment fr?????

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hey quick question are you helping kit swear?

yea sorry. she never swears ever it's only when under my influence that she says curse words

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I HAVE TRIED TWICE. 2 TIMES. TO KISS YOUNIN YOUR INBOX AND THE TUMBLR APP CRASHED BOTH TIMES. THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA

hellsite really said no ❌ homosexual activities in the inbox

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the what. what is a music truck

oh yeah there’s a crusty ass white truck that rolls by my neighborhood sometimes and all it plays is shit like never gonna give you up and crazy frog it’s great i love it

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that’s us rn

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kiss emoji!!!!!

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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so obviously i’m watching the video. he read a post about moon big and i DOUBT he knows it’s about hermitcraft

haunting

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why don’t you lay eggs

do you lay eggs

hey cat you forgot to turn anon on

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STOP BULLYING ME. i’m telling your wife

lmaooooo get fucked she’s asleep it’s just me and you and this gun i found

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when i showed these to my mom she didn’t like them do you want them instead

yes i would i love the little creature very much

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you are the only person i know even remotely well who

-has watched ds9 (maybe?)

-is not my sister

so i’m going to subject you to my musings occasionally. kira nerys best woman alive

frog,,,,, frog i’ve never watched anything star trek related in my life,,,,,,,

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fantastic creature 10/10

hey girl look at my son

hey girl nice son

look at my roommate