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Ok big brain moment incoming: deities as disney channel movie cliches

Earthshaker: the prefect/head boy/class president, whatever. Genuinely cares about class cohesion and wants everyone to get along but its a little like herding cats. has perfected the Glare(tm)

Flamecaller: the sports lesbian. Either intimidated the school into letting her play on the boys soccer team or is the captain of the softball team. Can and will whoop your ass either way

Windsinger: obligatory stoner dude with implied adhd. never studies but gets ok grades either way. his parents are like hippies or whatever so he's traveled a bunch. can be annoying but no one can hate him

Tidelord: the kid who does Extracurriculars(tm). is on first name basis with the teachers and frequently disappears for weeks to go to like, science Olympiads and MUN conferences. Cryptic af

Shadowbinder: the goth. used to go to detention every day for wearing fishnets/mascara/black lipstick/etc but eventually the school just gave up. took Latin classes specifically to freak people out with "demonic curses"

Icewarden: the teachers pet, or at least he tries to be. Still bitter that he wasn't chosen as the prefect. Can and will scheme to bring ruin upon his enemies, who are basically just all the other kids in class and some teachers too. Wears polo shirts exclusively

Stormcatcher: that one guy who wears a suit to school for no reason. has probably already got accepted into business school and now spends all his time on r/wallstreetbets. Absolutely loses his mind when everyone is talking during class and distracting him. Has a business card

Lightweaver: the popular girl. she's doing theater and plays the violin and is on the cheer squad and the honors roll and will not shut up about it. tries to hide the fact that she's related to Shadowbinder but it doesn't work, to her absolute dismay

Gladekeeper: the honors roll student. Has A++ in all subjects and a resume the size of a book. Will go to the ivy league even if she has to kill for it. do Not ask to copy her homework

Plaguebringer: the punk, also glade's sister. wears a leather jacket no matter the weather. has a knife. also got detention frequently for getting into fights and made friends with Shadowbinder there

The Arcanist: new kid/main character! He's a bit shy, a bit of a nerd, and he's ready to use his knowledge for shenanigans. Climbed the water tower that one time to get a better look at the meteor shower and attracted the interest of the district officials, so now one of their agents is constantly monitoring the school and Arcanist's class specifically to try to prove that the school is not doing its job and get it shut down. The whole class has to come together in a series of wacky hijinks to prevent that from happening and save their school ft. unlikely alliances, banter, snack food, and arcanist's home lab/observatory full of random chemicals he ordered off ebay

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