#dj level pipe

[hellyesbro]

I blame transgender people for disassociating appearance with gender for me. Personally.

queer4queer attraction is kind of real sometimes I see a faggot and im like.... so u ever have sex with a dyke???

[3liza]

anime club, dude, just rep your work we like a super-sayan stuffed in a checkered shirt all you motherfuckers wanna try and test the verse? listen up -- here them players that'll get ya hurt GLOMP ME! yo, i'm chillin' here with mah friendses got that driftwood chain and transition lenses straight shinin', ya'll, forehead gots to gleam all them TLO cats call me 'oxyclean' well, i'm Baby Fillipe, girls call me "Surprise" cuz when I'm layin' pipe, lasers come outta my eyes known to flip like Freeza when i'm enraged got a level 20 half-orc fire mage Mr. Casual Khakis -- Sweaters-From-Moms got a rap attack that blasts cats better than bombs i'm all history and learnin', not them sports n' crap check out my basement! i'm workin' on a torture rack! (in a deep voice ala that annoying fucker from jurassic 5) Big Red in the back with so much soul Make snacks and operate the remote control Ya'll ain't gotta hate on the way I roll If you wanna pick the movie, just vote in the poll ay yo - fuck the system; The Man is ghey gonna smoke five blunts and watch anime Skeez, the TLO hook-up, ya'll bitches jock me Keep it locked down, slangin' that wet n' pocky step back, boys, i roll with the TLO so think twice 'fore you roll up and say hello Margaret, ya'll, my steez keep 'em duckin' for cover deviantart style -- animes fuckin' each other call me Celph-Satisfyde, i'm the mastermind mix up your manga titles and your ass is mine frontin' on me? that's a crime when i'm in the room with bitches, yo, it's sexual harassment time FRANKLIN -- here i come, devastatin' the track drankin' a forty, got a dozen shorties waitin' in back hey, ya'll! there's some empty seats near da TV i got a six of Dew, ya'll can watch Akira with me (beatbox solo) PHOOOM doom PHWAAAACK ka (heee-uh hee-uh) PHWAAACK eeeeer-wicka-a-a-ANIME CLUB who the heck are these people? haven't asked 'em yet i guess i joined an anime club by accident i'ma slide out the door 'fore these dudes assume they're legit cuz there's a real asian in the room yeah, nine mc's and one dj we be gettin' down with no delay fuck you, mom and dad, we're here to say:

japan is better than the USA

[ventismacchiato]

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i hate how i skimmed thru it and recognized most of the references 😭😭

[victorluvsalice]

Hello all -- it's New Sims 4 Build Day here on Victor Luvs Alice this Wednesday! And I am showing off a build that I've been working on in some form or another for a good while, and which I'm rather proud of -- my new Ministry Of Joy Nightclub! Which, as you might guess, was inspired by The Smiler roller coaster over in Alton Towers. XD Specifically, this thing started life as an attempt to build what I thought like the Ministry Of Joy would look like in the Valicer In The Dark universe, but ended up morphing into this after I thought it would be fun to make it into a nightclub Sims could visit. Let me take you on a little tour:

-->The exterior of the build is based off the basic shape of the actual The Smiler coaster's station (which was SURPRISINGLY hard to find to find pictures of -- fortunately I found some videos on YouTube of the old The Smiler mobile game that had a virtual recreation of the coaster and its station that I could look at to get an idea of the shape) -- though I did change the color scheme, as the actual building is gray for some reason instead of black. It does have pipes like that on the front though! I went with a fancy Art Deco front door because it had one of the best black-and-yellow color schemes, and of course I had to slap a yellow security camera above it. XD I also put that weird spire thing atop it just because I liked it -- it felt right, is all I can say!

-->The first floor is mostly taken up by a big old dance floor (which I sized up a little bit just so it would properly take up the space), with a bar area near the front of the building; a big five-stall bathroom at the back to the left, behind the stairs to the second level; and a "chill-out" space in the weird extra room attached to the back right corner. As you can see, things are aggressively yellow and black in here. XD Though I did make sure to put some extra color in with various paintings and neon lights and such! Anything that was bold and bright and interesting. :) For a few more specific notes:

A) The area behind the DJ booth is a little dark because I was trying to use lights that wouldn't completely wash out the neon lights on the walls over there -- it's a little brighter when the laser light shows are going in Live Mode!

B) The bathroom is so big because I originally had a little side area in it for a diaper-changing station and a toddler potty, complete with its own sink -- I eventually decided that it wasn't particularly likely you would have such things in a nightclub and got rid of it, which allowed me to fit in two extra stalls. Hey, at least your Sims will never have to wait for a bathroom in this build!

C) The "chill-out" room was originally the "worship" room when I was building this as the home of the Valicer In The Dark Advocates (there was one of those weird twisty modern art statues in there with a bunch of chairs around it to represent Mar-Mal), but after I changed the theme of the place, I decided that I wanted it to play host to a couple of bubble blowers. Because the Advocates seem like bubble blower people. XD I ended up adding incense and a couple of meditation poofs for more things to do in here, and because they fit the vibe of this being a place where Sims can chill if they need to. Also, the yellow stripes in this room are the glowing Spa Day walls, because I really wanted to use them SOMEWHERE, and this seemed like the best place. XD Same with the glowing tiles underneath the statues in the corners of the room.

D) Oh, and almost all the interior lights are sized-down rec center lights from Growing Together because they looked vaguely spiraly. Gotta keep on-brand!

-->Up on the second floor, we have an arcade room and a karaoke room, because I like giving my Sims things to do at community lots and those seemed like fun rooms to have! Though, given the lack of actual arcade machines in unmodded Sims 4, I ended up making the arcade a bit more of a general "games room," with a foosball table and a table games table to fill out the area along with the big games machine and the virtual reality gaming mat. The karaoke room also ended up getting a popcorn maker because I really wanted it to have some snacks available, and popcorn seemed like the best bet.

-->And as for the roof surrounding the second floor...well, I took a look at all that empty space and went "I need to do something with this." So I turned the little "balcony" at the front into a hang-out space with spiral-themed loungers, a drinks tray, and a telescope, scattered some benches and a chess table around the place --

And set up a whole hot tub party area in the back above the chill-out room! Because who doesn't like a cool hot tub party area? Especially one with loungers, another drinks tray, an ice cream machine, and a busking area? Oh, and the most fun outdoor lights on a string that I could find? :p Advocates never do party time by halves, after all!

-->As for lot traits, I went with Party Place (because look at it, this place was made for parties), Convivial (because of course the Advocates would want everyone to feel like they can get along with everyone else), and University Student Hang Out (...because I honestly wasn't sure what else to put on the lot and this way the drinks are cheaper XD).

So there you have it -- the Ministry of Joy, ready to help your Sims on the path to happiness! It's up on the Gallery if you would care to check it out, under my user ID AliceNVictor -- you can also find it under "#thesmiler" if you prefer to search by hashtag. It is one of my patented "uses fifty million packs" builds, but hopefully it can find a home in your game anyway. :P Enjoy -- next week, robots!

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

Made a quick short writing thing of a reader sleeping with DJ Music Man for a night. Very short, but I had the urge to write it before I sleep, and i finished it, because this is how I wanna sleep- reader is gender neutral and honestly this is just written as some like...description kinda idk it's hard to explain but it's all under the cut!

Scenario: Sleeping in DJMM's room

You needed a spot to sleep in for the night. No details needed for why you couldn't just sleep at home though.

The huge DJ of the pizzeria is more than happy to take you to a comfortable resting spot. He accepts your request and slowly holds out his large hand, lowering it close enough to the floor for you to sit in the shallow indent of his palm. Then, he begins making his way into a large pipe inside the wall of the room, closing his fingers around you as a sort of large protective cage to prevent you from falling out anywhere.

It was only a minute or so of bellowing thuds of his hands on metal before he opens his hand, allowing you to walk on flat ground once again. Your eyes adjust to the light, though the warmth of the lighting's color is easy on the eyes as it is. Already at ground level, you take a step onto the fabric below as you take in the sight of the room he has released you in.

The room is only slightly larger than the DJ himself. Many types of cloths, drapes, fabrics, and blankets cover the floor. Vertical lights stretched upwards along the walls in lines glow orange, illuminating the room in their soothing warmth. The atmosphere is strangely therapeutic. You felt as if your entire being was wrapped in a soft ethereal embrace, one you could fall asleep in.

Music begins to emanate from the speakers on DJ's body, swelling only loud enough to fill the room with a complete and perfectly balanced theme. Electronic. Dreamwave. A song with waves of sound that they say helps humans sleep. He himself steps over you, casting a shadow across you completely before he settles himself at the far back end of the spacious chamber. A few pats of his hands on thick bedding as he makes sure his sleeping spot is at it's most comfortable. A single spin of his entire form, before he lowers his massive body down into the plush material.

Without prompting, he motions with a finger on one of his primary hands for you to walk over to him, and you do so. Before you even make it to him, he has already uncovered a pillow and two clean blankets from his hoard of fabrics. Against the ridge of his personally-made nest, he places the pillow down and gestures to it with his palm upwards and fingers out straight with each other. You respond to this by laying yourself down on the soft sheets below and resting your head on the pillow. Then, another hand of his enters your view as you lay down, both of the hands holding the same blanket in their thumbs and forefingers and draping it over you. They do the same with another, thinner blanket, presumably in case you get cold and need another layer.

Once you have your pillow and covers, DJ retracts both of his hands, releasing a bellowing, vibrating hum from his entire form. The sound waves reverberate through your very bones. The tone of it feels... "pleased."

You snuggle up in your bed that's been made for you for the night. Or perhaps you'll ask to sleep here every night. Before you thought things couldn't get any more comfortable, you're suddenly within a growing wall of various pillows and plushies that begin piling up on either side of you. Music Man casually places all sorts of plushies, from Moon to Chica, from Monty to Sun, all around you, along with pillows to form a sort of barrier as if to keep you from falling out of bounds of your cozy cradle.

You thank him out loud for his attention and compassion towards you, and his large head leans above you as he listens intently. Another soothing rumble throughout the area as he responds, his hand offering its index finger to you. You gingerly hug it, and his eyes form a replica of lowered eyelids, glowing a dull lavender. He enjoyed your reciprocation.

You both then focus on preparing yourself for sleep, both of you finding that perfect position. You close your eyes with a relaxed sigh. The lights on the walls become less and less visible, but before the room becomes completely dark, you hear what seems like the scuttling and pattering of small, robotic mechanisms. This sound surrounds you, and when you lift your eyelids and examine the sound source, you notice multiple mini music men of varying forms beginning to place themselves in multiple areas near the outer pillow walls of your sleep spot. A few give you quick but friendly glances, and the one that's closest to your head, the one you recognize from the vents, begins to gently play a low-volume, music box tune. It's a cover of the music playing from DJ, but music box. The sounds merge quite well and, after saying goodnight to all animatronics in the room, you drift off into slumber.

What you didn't completely notice before sleep, however, was that DJ's arm had lowered in a sort of wall around you AND the mini music men. All of his smaller occupants have an imitation of a bedroom wall, protected by their arachnid guardian.

[foreverfairy910]

The Rainbow Gen Challenge Sims 4:

Rainbow Generation Challenge.

This challenge is made by gamer tag: ‘ForeverFairy910’:

Welcome Simmers! This challenge is inspired by the Not So Berry Challenge by ‘Lilsimsie’ and the Legacy Challenge by ‘Pinstar’.

NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT EITHER OF THOSE CHALLENGES THEY JUST HAVE SIMILAR RULES TO THEM

The Rainbow Generation Challenge(or RGC) is a challenge that requires you to go through all 6 colors of the rainbow (Indigo and violet will be pushed into one color) and a bonus generation, you’ll need to complete all requirements of each generation.Each generation has a challenge that you can try to complete, but it’s completely up to you.

I am also trying to make this challenge base game accessible for those who don’t have any packs, so there are a few dlc options for each generation. If you don’t have the pack for some options just use the base game option for them.

I made this challenge to be fun, you do not have to abide by the rules you can always do what you want.

You may use any packs you’d like and make any occults you’d like.

Rules of challenge:

Starter sim must be young adult and be the only sim you start with(except for pets).

Lifespan must be set to normal.

Each heir must represent that generations color of the rainbow.

First home cannot be prebuilt. You must build it yourself(you may select a starter home but you cannot have any furniture to start, you must purchase all furnishings after moving in.

Must Complete current generations aspiration, career goals and max out set skills before moving on to next generation.

Money cheats ARE NOT ALLOWED!

You may live wherever you want unless specified.

You can ONLY use household funds to build homes.(starter funds and money from working/skills are the only way to get money no cheats or taking from other sims unless you marry them)

After a generation is completed the new gen must be moved out, past gen must be given at least 2000 simoleons but no more than 5000 to live on since they will not be played anymore. (If you do not have the 2000 simoleons then you must wait before moving out.)

The likes for each Gen is already picked out but you can also choose the dislikes for each Gen as they shouldn’t impact the gameplay.

Anything in parentheses are in dlc packs. If you do not have that dlc just use the base game options.

First Gen:Red.

Aspiration: Painter Extraordinaire

Traits: Practice makes Perfect, Creative, Art Lover

Likes: Painting, Writing, Handiness, (photography), Red

Skills: Painting, Photography, Writing, handiness

Career: Painter(freelance or regular career)

Challenge: Only live on 20x30 lot

Second Gen:Orange.

Aspiration: Computer Whiz/(Academic)

Traits: Bookworm, Genius, Geek

Likes: Rocket Science, Programming, Video Games, (Research & Debate), (Robotics), Orange

Skills: Logic, Programming, Video Games, Rocket Science, (Research & Debate), (Robotics)

Career: Tech Guru/(Scientist)

Challenge: Have 3 kids with different dads

Third Gen:Yellow

Aspiration: Musical Genius

Traits: Music Lover, Perfectionist, Clumsy

Likes: Guitar, Piano, Violin, (DJ Mixing), (Pipe Organ), (Singing), Yellow

Skills: Guitar, Piano, Violin, (singing)

Career: Entertainer- Musician Branch

Challenge: Adopt a Child

Fourth Gen:Green

Aspiration: Public Enemy

Traits: Materialistic, (Freegan), Evil, Jealous

Likes: Mischief, Comedy, Green

Skills: Mischief

Career: Criminal

Challenge: Have an Affair.

Fifth Gen:Blue

Aspiration: Freelance Botanist/(Outdoor Enthusiast)

Traits: Loves Outdoors,(Green Fiend), Active, Good

Likes: Gardening, Fishing, (Rock Climbing), Blue

Skills: Gardening, Fishing

Career: None/(Gardener)

Challenge: Collect every plant.

Sixth Gen:Purple

Aspiration: Master Chef

Traits: Foodie, Vegetarian, Glutton

Likes: Cooking, Mixology, (Baking), Purple

Skills: Cooking, Mixology, Gourmet Cooking,

Career: Chef/(own a restaurant)

Challenge: Throw a Gold Level Dinner Party.

(Optional) Seventh Gen:Rainbow

Aspiration: Master Every Aspiration

Traits: Genius, Ambitious, Outgoing

Likes: Everything

Skills: Master Every Skill

Career: Freelance- writer

Challenge: Make ambrosia and bring back Starting sim.

[lightfootpremierent123]

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[indefinitelyjaded]

Now Where Were We? (Super Sim Update)

Hoo boy. Here we go.

Kinsley maxed the Social Media PR career, got engaged to Kyle and moved out to Tartosa with him, then celebrated with the parents at Stella's restaurant. Then they got married in their front yard - it would have been nice if anyone cared other than Cade (pumped) and Emma (...overcome with emotion?).

And of course it didn't take long for Kate Kyleson to be born.

(I'm going to acknowledge that Cade and Tate have both also had more children, but I honestly can't remember their names and I'm not sure if I have screenshots of them all... next time I play, I'll have to get a screenshot of the family tree.)

Sadly, the time has come (and gone) for Dexter to become an elder. I already gave him more time with Stella once, giving him a Potion of Youth when I gave her the first one, but now it's time to begin the process of moving on. Stella still has a lot to accomplish on her Super Sim journey, and a lot of it is going to be much easier if I only have to keep track of her (looking at you, Jungle Adventure and Strangerville).

Ever the romantic, Dexter set out to prove that even this new phase of his life can't dampen his love with Stella, so they renewed their vows at the Romance Festival.

I also took Stella on a little side-quest to paint all the Grilled Cheese (and Grilled-Cheese-Adjacent) paintings in the game, and gave her her own exhibition at the Arts Center in San Myshuno.

As far as Stella's Super Sim tasks, we have completed the following since my last post:

Spa Day:

Completed all Wellness Aspirations (Inner Peace, Self-Care Specialist and Zen Guru)

Maxed Wellness Skill (forever ago)

Get Together:

Completed Leader of the Pack Aspiration

Maxed DJ Mixing Skill

Maxed Dancing Skill (forever ago)

Dine Out:

Learned all Experimental Recipes

Own Five-Star Restaurant

City Living:

Maxed the Singing Skill (forever ago)

Maxed the Politician Career (both branches)

Completed the City Native Aspiration

Maxed the Art Critic branch of the Critic Career

Level 7 of the Food Critic branch of the Critic Career

I still need to finish the Critic career, and do both branches of the Social Media career. To be completely honest, I'm probably going to cheat through the PR branch of the Social Media career, since I just did it with Kinsley (and it was a PITA).

Stella has also taken an interest in vampires, in preparation for her next adventure. She's pretty good friends with the Vatores (specifically Caleb - someone's going to have to turn us, and they have a pipe organ we can practice on, instead of putting that gaudy thing in my house), and she has already maxed the Vampire Lore skill, and reached Level 8 of the Pipe Organ. (I do have a realism gripe about the latter - if you've mastered the piano, you would not have absolutely no idea how to play a pipe organ, i.e. start the skill at 0). Vlad is already dead in this save (a victim of Neighborhood Stories), but I moved Stella's vampire coworker from the Detective career into his house, to preserve the integrity of Forgotten Hollow. Maybe we'll do a side-quest to revive Vlad. You never know.

[msdroppinit]

Attention Algorithm, Sound System Owners, Cassette Collectors / Digital DJs, and vintage audio Enthusiasts

Connect with me Those remarkable individuals in the entertainment industry who understand the significance of adding compelling visuals to their audio content and appreciate the revival and preservation of old, outdated audio through digitalization. Here's who is looking for me.

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Radio Rebels - My visuals will transform their audio tracks into visual stories that stay in the audience's minds, and I'm here to revive old radio content for the digital age.

Entertainment Scribes (not the medieval kind) - I'll make their stories visually compelling, ensuring the audio message is preserved, and I can also assist in reviving spoken-word audio content leaving a lasting impression, and I'm ready to help preserve and visualize audio content for marketing purposes.

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Singers with pipes of gold - I'll make sure their vocals shine through visually in their music videos, and I'm here to help digitize and enhance vintage vocal performances.

Songwriters with pens mightier than the lightsaber - I'll ensure their lyrical prowess is visually celebrated in their videos, and I can also help in reviving spoken-word audio recordings.

Musicians who can make a crowd groove - My visuals will sync perfectly with their music, creating an immersive experience, and I'm ready to assist in revitalizing old concert audio.

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Music Producers who turn tunes into gold - My visual touch will make their tracks shimmer with golden visuals, and I'm ready to assist in the digitalization and visualization of vintage music productions.

Music Managers who herd creative cats - I'll visually shape the unique identities of their artists for a harmonious brand, and I can also help in the revival of vintage audio content.

Indie Artists painting outside the lines - I'll help them create visually stunning paths to success for their audio ventures, and I'm here to assist in digitizing and visualizing old audio recordings.

Illustrators with a sketchy sense of humor - I'll turn their illustrations into laugh-inducing visual content that elevates their audio, and I'm also ready to assist in reviving and visualizing classic audio humor.

Graphic Designers with designs as cool as a cucumber - I'll make their designs sizzle visually, matching the coolness of their audio, and I can help in digitalizing and preserving old audio content.

DJs spinning tracks like pizza dough - I'll keep the dance floors packed with eye-catching visuals that complement their audio mixes, and I'm ready to assist in reviving classic DJ mixes for modern audiences.

They need my visual expertise to preserve, enhance, and revive the importance of their audio content, and I'm ready to bring their projects, old and new, to life! 😄"

[cosmica-galaxy]

What I predict will happen in the Mario Movie.

+ Luigi gets sucked into a bathtub drain (the same one that shows to be dripping with Mario looking at it. This is also a reference to the first episode of the Super Mario Super Show), resulting in him being thrown into the warp pipe first. Which is why Mario is chasing after Luigi in that scene. He literally jumps in to try and save his brother. + Both brothers hit a turbulence and get separated. Resulting in Mario being sent to the Mushroom Kingdom and Luigi appearing on Bowser’s island, where he gets chased by Dry Bones. The castle he hides in is Bowser’s castle and he gets captured by Kamek after some chasing around once he’s discovered. + Mario is on a growth quest. This is what the whole movie is going to be about. He’s a prophetic ‘hero’, the only problem is that he sucks. So Peach attempts to whip him into shape, Kung Fu Panda style. + This is where all those scenes of Mario being smacked around, beaten up, and falling down on those mario-esque level items originate from. Peach is struggling to turn him into the hero he NEEDS to be before Bowser arrives to take over her Kingdom and steal her power stars. This is shown in the trailer at the 1:10 marker. It seems that Mario performed so poorly that he stayed there until nightfall, as one can take note of the time of day changing. + They NEED Mario to become who he’s destined to be, because the Mushroom Kingdom is full of pathetic inhabitants (The scene where they’re looking at the map and saying they’re adorable.) and maybe Mario feels discouraged that he can’t be super enough or heroic enough to save the day. + Luigi IS going to be the captive in this movie and there will be interactions between him and Bowser. What kinds? Well, I can only hope that the music number Jack Black teased is performed here, with Bowser taunting Luigi and saying how his brother won’t be able to stop him. Seeing as there’s a literal CLUB inside of his castle (the scene with all the enemies, you can see a light show and DJ in the background) + The three of them go on a quest to the neighboring islands to partner up with them and get an army together that is strong enough to fight back against Bowser’s army. This is why they went to DK’s island and we see Yoshi’s island. They need to travel for alliance purposes, which will also be a major part of the movie. + The fireflower field scene revolves around Peach and Mario’s relationship as he probably admits that he doesn’t feel super, but the fireflowers might be involved in the final fight or with Mario discovering his true potential. + During the quick action scenes, Mario is in a Tanooki Suit and we see Bowser’s floating castle looming overhead behind him. This must mean that Mario probably tries to leave, which is why Peach gears up to fight Bowser, but decides to come back. + The Mario Kart scene is merely just a reference, as there won’t be an actual race. If you notice, most of the followers are from DK’s island. Which means that after whatever happened in the arena, the inhabitants eventually decide to join in an alliance with the Mushroom Kingdom. Which probably shows them all heading off to their next destination or back to the Mushroom Kingdom. + For my final prediction, I don’t think it’s going to be Peach or the inhabitants being in danger that will make Mario see his true potential. It’s going be seeing Luigi after he’s been tortured for who knows how long and Luigi’s cry for his big brother to come and save him. THIS is what awakens the hero deep inside of Mario. His brother being in danger. The final battle will involve Luigi to a certain degree, which I think would be an awesome stake to make Mario into the hero he needs to be.

[seafoodsoda]

@beachaire Replied: “bsbsbssbbsvss omg i love this- can i make fanart?..😗

also this came to mind: Since moon could just crawl around up high to avoid the other animatronics for us. What if our new enemy while with him is the music man? You would have to get away from him using the same holes in the wall that he uses, it could be like a maze :0”

1.) YES YOU MAY MAKE FANART I WILL CRY TEARS OF JOY AND I’m so happy ya’ll like my silly little ideas so much, mwah

2.) Oh my god that would be horrifying wouldn’t it? I love it.

So let us imagine, if you will, good ol Gregory needing to make his way towards the West Arcade, but alas, Freddy isn’t allowed back there anymore, just like canon, so Moon the Good Samaritan accompanies you in his stead.

I honestly can’t get over the excitement this chase would have on top of what was already there from the game, not gonna lie, it’s my favorite part of the whole game, the massive area, the massive animatronic, the BLOOD PUMPING MUSIC THAT SLAPS LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS, (chef’s kiss) Phenomenal. BUT NOW LIKE Moon out you on a level playing field, DJMM can climb everywhere and anywhere through his pipe system, but Moon can do that too and probably wayyy faster, not to say it there aren’t any close calls, but this bot is zipping and swinging around like freaking Tarzan playing a game of keep away from King Kong, meanwhile his inner monologue has more expletives than actual full sentences.

But it’s all cool right? Ya’ll are out of the West Arcade, Shiny Brand New Staff Bot head in tact, your heads in tact, all fine and cool, everything’s cool. I mean, even if the DJ wanted to chase you outside the arcade, he’s too big! ….Right?

Heheheheh.

[simmer-emsie]

Not So Berry Challenge 2

Couldn’t get enough of the original Not So Berry Legacy Challenge? Wishing you could play a challenge with all the new packs, careers, and aspirations? If you’ve been daydreaming about an updated Not So Berry Challenge (2020), look no further!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge 2, a ten generation rags-to-riches legacy challenge with colour-themed heirs. Note: This challenge requires basically every pack except My First Pet Stuff and Journey to Batuu (...y’all know why).

Thank you to @lilsimsie​ and @alwaysimming​ for the inspiration (and the rules!).

Basic rules:

Each heir must represent the colour of the generation (like hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly-coloured skin isn’t necessary.

The colours of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.

Cheats can be used, but not excessively.

You may live wherever you please unless something is specified in the rules of a generation.

Every generation is supposed to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.

Keep the lifespan on normal.

Generation One: Onyx

Long story short, your family kicked you out. Whatever. You couldn’t care less! You’ve always been the black sheep of the family, and now you’ve got to go out on your own just like you always planned. You work odd jobs to make ends meet, but you never seem to get ahead.

Traits: Slob, Evil, Freegan

Aspiration: Beach Life

Career: Odd jobs only

Rules:

Complete the Beach Life aspiration.

Start on an empty lot with 100 Simoleons. Hard mode: Start as a teen.

Marry the first adult Sim to rate you 5 stars for a job. 

Max the fishing and fabrication skills.

Your only friend is your spouse.

Generation Two: Sapphire

Growing up, you had a hard life. Your parents were always struggling, and they rarely had time to raise you. You spent a lot of time eating snacks instead of meals and hanging out at the park. Honestly? You kind of resent them for it. You know you’ll never treat your own kids that way. In fact, you’d do anything for your kids… including indulging in a little five-finger discount at the neighbour’s house.

Traits: Family-Oriented, Kleptomaniac, Loves Outdoors

Aspiration: Big Happy Family

Career: Babysitter (Teen), Business

Rules:

Complete the Big Happy Family aspiration and reach level 10 of the Business career.

Max the logic, mischief, and parenting skills.

Have a negative relationship with both your parents.

Every time you Woohoo, it must be “try for a baby”. 

Add a new piercing or tattoo for every new child you have.

Generation Three: Morganite

You were raised in a hectic household. You shared a room with all your siblings, and never got an ounce of privacy. To get away from it all, you spent your days on the monkey bars and later on the rock-climbing wall. You get an apartment on your own as soon as you’re old enough in a faraway town, and learn quickly that you’re much more special than your upbringing would have you believe.

Traits: Adventurous, Proper, Self-Absorbed

Aspiration: Extreme Sports Enthusiast

Career: Style Influencer

Rules:

Complete the Extreme Sports Enthusiast aspiration and reach level 10 of the Style Influencer career.

Max the fitness, rock climbing, and the skiing or snowboarding skills.

Move to Mt. Komorebi as a young adult.

Marry a Sim you meet on the slopes.

Have one child only (you may cheat for this).

Generation Four: Quartz

Your parent was a bit of a public figure, but you always shied away from the limelight. You like cats and romance novels, and all you really want to do is knit clothes for charity. You lead a book club and sometimes play the piano when the other book club members ask you to.

Traits: Cat-Lover, Creative, Bookworm

Aspiration: Lord or Lady of the Knits

Career: Politician (Charity Organizer branch)

Rules:

Complete the Lord or Lady of the Knits aspiration and reach level 10 of the Politician career in the Charity Organizer branch.

Max the knitting, charisma, and piano skills.

Adopt at least two cats from the shelter and one stray cat.

Lead a book club.

Have an on-again, off-again relationship with a book club member.

Never marry.

Generation Five: Citrine

You’ve always wanted to be the best at everything. You really, really want to impress your parent, but they don’t seem to have time for you between caring for all the cats and the book club. You get the best grades in school, participate in extracurriculars, and you even party the hardest at university. You never want to settle down, but you can’t stop love from sprouting when one day your academic rival winks instead of snarls. Also, you really, really hate cats.

Traits: Ambitious, Genius, Perfectionist

Aspiration: Academic

Career: Scout (Child/Teen), Engineer

Rules:

Complete the Academic aspiration and reach level 10 of the Engineer career.

Max the robotics, research and debate, dancing, and DJ mixing skills.

Go to university, live on campus, and get a degree (Computer Science or Physics).

Marry a Sim from the rival university.

As an elder, pursue a second degree.

Generation Six: Jade

As the child of an engineer, you’re familiar with mechanics and electricity and the inevitable dark plumes of smoke. As you get older, you realize you want to make up for the carbon footprint of your parent through living an entirely green life. As a vegetarian, you love thinking up new and creative recipes, and the cooking channel is the soundtrack of your life.

Traits: Vegetarian, Green Fiend, Recycle Disciple

Aspiration: Eco Innovator

Career: Civil Designer

Rules:

Complete the Eco Innovator aspiration and reach level 10 of the Civil Designer career.

Max the cooking, gourmet cooking, and juice fizzing skills.

Have a “green” lot with extremely reduced bills.

Maintain an herb garden for your kitchen.

Host a community barbecue every Saturday afternoon.

Generation Seven: Amber

After growing up on collard greens and tofu, you can’t help but eat as much as you can of everything that you can. Your parent was entirely selfless, but all you ever wanted was to be spoiled. You make it your mission in life to be as rich as possible, and to become super famous through acting. Right before your death, you're overcome by altruism and give the family fortune to charity.

Traits: Self-Assured, Hates Children, Glutton

Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy

Career: Actor

Rules:

Complete the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration and reach level 10 of the Acting career.

Max the acting and mixology skills.

Marry an actor more famous than you.

As an elder, master the wellness skill.

On your Sim’s final day of life, use the “money 100” cheat.

Generation Eight: Amazonite

Okay, so, your parent went off the deep end and now you have no money. Not to worry! You’ve always been interested in the outdoors and travelling, so you decide to become an archaeologist. That’ll bring in some money… right? You take on a job gardening too, just in case.

Traits: Goofball, Good, Erratic

Aspiration: Archaeology Scholar

Career: Gardener

Rules:

Complete the Archaeology Scholar aspiration and reach level 10 of the Gardening career.

Max the archaeology, gardening, and Selvadorian culture skills.

Collect all 9 relics.

Have twins a few days before you become an elder (you may cheat for this).

Generation Nine: Topaz

You’re a really important person in your career, which kind of sucks because you’re also secretly a magician! When you were very young, you tried to use magic to prevent your elderly parents from dying. Spoiler alert: It didn’t work, but you continued on your spellcasting journey. You use humour to deflect questions about unearthly happenings around you. Your faithful dog is your closest companion, but also much too smart for a regular dog… Hopefully no one at work catches on.

Traits: Clumsy, Loner, Cheerful

Aspiration: Spellcraft & Sorcery

Career: Salaryperson

Rules:

Complete the Spellcraft & Sorcery aspiration and reach level 10 of the Salaryperson career.

Max the comedy and pet training skills.

Have a familiar (preferably your dog, but it’s up to you!).

Break up with your partner when they realize you’re a magician. Then, marry them to make sure they keep the secret.

Generation Ten: Ruby

Your family has a long and lustrous history. You’ve been told your oldest ancestor had nothing but 100 Simoleons to their name. Well, you have no interest in letting your good name come to an end. You seek to maintain the bloodline forevermore with immortality (...and social media). 

Traits: Snob, Art-Lover, Hot-Headed

Aspiration: Vampire Family

Career: Social Media (Internet Personality branch)

Rules:

Complete the Vampire Family aspiration and reach level 10 of the Social Media career in the Internet Personality branch.

Max the painting, pipe organ, media production, and vampire lore skills.

Become a master vampire.

Become a 5-star celebrity.

Turn your spouse into a vampire*.

*You may, if you wish, name the Ruby heir Carlisle. You may not, under any circumstances, name them Edward.

Congratulations! You’ve completed the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge 2! …Now what?

[sugar-petals]

can you give us more thoughts about domestic yoongles? the taemin's one (wich I love) just made me miss the cat boy so much ;o;

i have a phd in househusband yoongi so let me fire out some ideas for ya.

myg at home headcanon

🐱 word count. 1.9k | fluff, slice of life, slight nsfw mentions, x reader, bullet points

The doorbell sound is a recording of Yoongi imitating a doorbell. He’s such a meme. Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Seemingly, he teaches himself a new recipe every week. To perfection. Yoongi is very particular about sticking to the recipe and wielding his kitchen tools in the right way. He collects knives, olive oil, and still hates cutting onions.

He separates sleep time, work time, and couple time as the holy trinity. For each, he switches his mood.

Blushes easily no matter for how long you’ve been together.

Establishes his own radio show where he DJs at one point.

Yoongi keeps an extreme track on the garbage schedule. He knows exactly what is due when. Separating the trash is a must. That includes sorting out fake friends trying to get between your relationship. Your social circle as a couple is extremely deliberate.

Yoongi deems himself a terrible host for guests. Unless Hoseok is there to drag him out, it's true he rather stays in the kitchen or at the barbecue preparing the menu courses rather than making small talk. He leaves the hospitality bits to you, however you want to go about it.

What he lacks in conversing with guests, he makes up in bed, God is absolutely fair.

He sings and hums pretty often and has his own vernacular of extraterrestrial uwu noises. It's an alphabet that you have to yet decipher but it's incredibly cute.

Self-made paintings everywhere around his house. 

Yoongi hasn't gone clubbing since grammar school. The most he does is going to a restaurant at lunch with very close friends. And always in a work context. His private life is so secluded from everything else and paparazzi just don't spot him anywhere, Dispatch thinks he must live abroad.

Very well, he does consider his big ole house a separate country. It's a living organism with a studio, gym, trophy room, small-size basketball court, and vastly equipped kitchen. A home theater as well, he likes American movies (like Inception) and Korean action genres, and you can stream whatever you fancy in there whenever you like. 

Yes, he has underwear with cute little bears on.

There's even a little pond in the backyard. Yoongi, Pisces he is, likes fishes after all. Sometimes he sits at the edge of the 'Little Ole Min Lake (LOML)' and stares into the water for literal hours with his chin parked on his palm.

His fridge is so high-tech and futuristic, even Yoongi is rendered clueless by its AI sometimes. The washing machine, too.

Yoongi watches RuPaul’s drag race. What did you expect? He finds it so humorous.

Owns lord knows how many comic collections.

Favorite holiday destination: New York.

Christmas is basically 50% you unveiling new music equipment to him in the garage and Yoongi almost fainting at the sexiness of it. The other 50% is spent holding hands and orgasm after orgasm until the new year since you loose track of time.

Goes on long rants why he’d marry you again every weekend.

Making you presents is his specialty. Always accompanied with a hand-written note. He writes a lot of things by hand for you in general. Texting, basically never. Always on paper.

No sex without a blanket and socks on. Yoongi gets cold very very easily and just doesn’t like showing skin. You buy him a heated blanket for his birthday, he even uses it in his studio chair.

Chronically addicted to making out.

Matching black outfits and glasses.

Laughs at even your worst jokes or phrases you didn’t expect you even uttered.

Yoongi owns the phoniest, most secretive-looking black car ever and nobody knows about it. Even he forgets he owns it, in fact he genuinely acts like it just doesn’t exist. Hilarious. And that guy has a level 1 Korean driver's license. Which allows him to drive trailers and busses and fucking trucks, and construction machines, let that sink in.

It's really a genius curse. Yoongi being put to the test will always deliver but he won't choose to execute his full skillset if he doesn't have to. Well, pragmatic. He's not as phony as he thinks he is, which is even more hilarious.

He uses that behemoth of a car so scarcely because he'd rather have things delivered to his doorstep and he's stingy with gas. Also, he doesn't like traffic and driving because of the traumatic shoulder accident and his tendency to space out. Translation: You drive that thing... that monster... it really is an impressive, fast, and scary machine. 

If someone devious ever even remotely manages to invade his privacy and get past the doubly-installed security system, he has enough money to deal with it no matter what.

If it concerns your privacy, he's a red belt. And owns Jin's number if a taekwondo master is required. Jimin's if it needs someone with kendo skills.

If Yoongi needs someone to go on a complete rampage, Jungkook lives just down the block. He can sprint to Yoongi's bunker I mean mansion within 45 seconds. 30 if it's very urgent. 20 if the reward is an instant ramen splurge with Yoongi's black card.

He has a sexy, glamorous sword collection hanging on the living room wall anyways, so. Who the hell is dumb enough to mess with him and his expensive lawyer in the first place.

But just in case, who knows... Yoongi settles matters shruggingly, anonymously, and with cash and he's too exhausted for violence, but don't underestimate his deter-min-ation and network for emergencies. Also, he is Agust D after all.

He will bonk a naughty burglar or kidnapper across the head with a wooden cooking spoon or take him down by throwing a basketball if the situation requires it. Damn, his reflexes are so fast, a feral cat in motion. So, lean back and sip on your drink of choice. Things are cared for.

If Yoongi is the one being kidnapped or a highly skilled stalker invades the property at night when he's fast asleep (nothing can wake this man during certain hours, strong REM right here): Don't forget that honeyboy is a Dodgers fan. There are signed baseball bats everywhere in this damn house.

In that sense, your parents visiting you here for the first time thought you were an undercover thug couple. Not to worry mom and dad, you both just like sports very much okay.

Yoongi walks around in all black clothes and the rooms are all seemingly dark. Even if you live together, you don't know his skin care routine. It's clear to you he's some sort of vampire.

Since Yoongi always forgets to remove his makeup, you made it a habit to wipe it down when he's about to pass out. He won't lie, he enjoys that kind of affection.

Holly is your resident child. You're essentially a family.

He insists to tackle this by himself, Yoongi sees his therapist monthly. Not shifting responsibility is something he's stubborn about and he pours his emotions into writing. You will do conversation about deeper stuff, but he says it's mostly up to him and his own mind. He dislikes burdening you or opening up too much and it's something to respect rather than force him about. If he wants to share a thought, he will. It doesn’t mean he can’t trust you or sucks at communicating (we know that he’s direct). Yoongi simply can’t put that much pain in such few words nor should you alleviate it for him.

Calls from the manager faze Yoongi as much as Jimin is bothered by gravity. If he’s busy kissing your body slow mo, who the hell dares to disturb his worship. 

This man had so many let-downs and interpersonal catastrophes in his life, he's super discerning with people. Because he rolls that way, during their first meeting Yoongi uses his psychology certificate on your friends. You see him squint at them, he listens very closely. After they pass the vibe check aka meow radar, he befriends them, too.

Yoongi doodles Grammy trophies everywhere to manifest them.

Yoongi shaves his legs.

All the sex toys he’s ever bought are black. Gotta vibe in style.

He spends ridiculous amounts of time in the studio but he's yours for the remainder of the night, breakfast, and he makes a lavish lunch and dinner.

Um, consider his head parked between your legs. The Hongkong line was not a joke.

Doesn’t mind you squishing his cheeks whenever and for how long you like. 

Every other weekend he gets flowers, vouchers, and gifts — not because of fans, they don’t know where his house is, but because he donates so much.

Namjoon often drops by and cleanses the area with his crystals.

Yoongi is a photography major so you can ask him to take professional, ceiling-high black and white shots of you.

Feeding each other food lovingly. Man, this guy got lips.

He set up a library just for you, in the exact historical aesthetic you like the most. Send him the link to any book you want, it's basically in the online shopping cart already. As I said, he wants to make you presents like every week.

Sometimes he sits on the other end studying English videos and vocab while you read. And yes, he's already 95% fluent but pretends being merely intermediate. He knows technical terms even native speakers have never heard of.

He collects pajamas and earrings.

Swears on the phone.

Namjoon being the horniest member is a cover-up story. Yoongi masturbates almost unreasonable amounts of times, by himself and in your arms when going to bed. Not gonna lie, it’s a sight to see his hands at work. He’s almost equally obsessed with fingering you once you ask him.

Yoongi was the one asking you to move in and almost had a nervous meltdown before meeting up with you to tell you just that. 

He’s the little spoon and of course a sleeping burrito to hold tight.

Finds you equally attractive in any state or styling. Yoongi practices what he preaches, he always reacts the same and says the same. 

Jams out to outrageous beats Namjoon sends him by dancing in the studio. You walk in on him every time. Was embarrassed at first, now you dance along.

Has bought you a life-sized Yoongi pillow and customized you a giant Shooky to hug when he’s not at home over night.

Owned a wine cellar until he quit drinking. Turned it into a piano room instead.

Only you know Yoongi has a serpent and dagger tattoo.

Scrubs the bathroom religiously.

The house smells like restaurant food and his extravagant perfumes half of the time.

Sometimes he has to remind himself he’s married to you and not his coffee machine. He shall be forgiven. You can’t complain that he doesn’t love you enough, nor is he ever not adorable when drinking his latte.

Never wears short sleeves. It can be scorching and he’ll wear a jacket. 

Tell him and the cap stays on during sex.

He grows his hair out and puts it in a low bun. The bangs remain.

Yoongi has installed the most fire-proof building in the entire city it seems. That he wanted to be a firefighter when he was young definitely shows. Figures the house has to be protected from heat: His blasting studio music and Yoongi himself are just way too sizzling.

Still melts into a puddle when you kiss his nose.

Couple sunrise watching. 

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[pumpkin-pi-e]

Pairing: Erasermic/reader

Reader Gender: Female

Citrus scale: Orange?

Content Warnings: None! :3

*cough* probably crackhead energy.

Synopsis: Erasermic fluff + shin-son! A collection of three lighthearted drabbles, I suppose. Honestly, I'm not sure what to call them. I'll provide snippets from each down below!

1st: Bully!zawa (homeless cat man) picks on the local hero and beloved radio host, ‘Present Mic.’

“Songbird, Shou’s bein’ mean.” That pout never failed to melt your heart—that cockatoo’s cruisin’ for a smoochin’.

“C’mere, sweetie.” Shouta pretends not to be jealous as you give his husband that tender lovin’—generously warm lips and deep nuzzles that look painfully inviting. He can't help but envy.

“Prince,” Shouta's ears are immediately red, and he stiffens as you address him.

“That wasn't very nice of you, my love.”

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2nd: You, Shinsou, and Hizashi do a little science experiment! (The three of you conspire on how to achieve that gravity-defying hairdo.)

“Let me get this straight.” He pinched the bridge of his nose, massaging the thin layer of skin to soothe an oncoming migraine. “You want me to activate Erasure, knowing it'll exacerbate my dry eye for a science experiment?”

You three share a look and answer in unison. “Yes.”

He sighs. “Fine. Let's get this over with.”

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3rd: A homeless resident is trying to enjoy his rare day off and is highly against the cardinal sin of putting buns in ovens.

“Shouta.”

“Mm?”

“Babies are cute.”

Shouta eyes you skeptically, unsure where this is going and wary of finding out.

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A/N: lol, I'm just here to goof around and have fun. These are some shenanigans I wrote in between stories I'm working on. Hopefully, you can get a chuckle out of them.

Aizawa bundles up in his Snuggie™️ after work hours and sets you in his lap so you can help him win levels in Candy Crush (and because it's prime cuddle real estate)

Interestingly, Aizawa has a plethora of stored in-game boosts that he never uses. He doesn't allow you to use them either. The hero isn't saving them for burdensome levels; on the contrary. Aizawa mentioned he didn't want any handicaps. Shouta thought it didn't count if he didn't win on his own. He neither wants nor needs the game to hold his hand.

You know, unlike Hizashi, who runs through power-ups like they’re candy.

Shouta likes it because it's both relaxing and stimulating. On the flip side, you enjoy it because you get to see him in those cute bifocals he wears whenever he has his tablet in hand. (heh. Such a dad.)

To your absolute joy, you discovered both heroes wore them in their downtime. And, on the odd occasion where a student's paper was so flagrantly horrid, it gave them literal cataracts. The teachers would be forced to put them on to see that shit clearer, and it was still the most offensive thing they had ever seen.

Laughter could not be con ta in ed when Mic claimed that a singular piece of paper simultaneously spit in his face, gave him acne, pissed in his Cheerios, and insulted his mustache in the breadth of one sentence.

And when you (foolishly) thought the pain in your chest couldn't get any worse, you were mercilessly thrown into hysterics when Aizawa piped up from his sleeping bag, surrounded by his nest of junk food: jelly pouches, hot chip, macarons, and every other sweet he could get his grubby little mittens on without the DJ chastising him. “Truth hurts. It isn't an insult if it's accurate. Maybe you'll take the hint and finally shave it off. Accept your fate as a babyface.”

Mic sputtered, offended by this latest insult to his darling, totally-hip-and-not-all-lame mustache, and from his husband of all people! “Babe! That's hurtful!”

Shouta didn't look away from his tablet and the cute kitties it depicted, but he was snickering under the collar of his sweater.

“Songbird, Shou’s bein’ mean.” That pout never failed to melt your heart—that cockatoo’s cruisin’ for a smoochin’.

“You think your man looks handsome, don't you?”

Poor baby. Sweet summer child. “Of course I do, cutietoo.” How could you not? He's too sweet in those red-rimmed frames and soft pastels. That gold hair is a halo accentuating his round cheeks, drawing attention to the adorable gap between his two front teeth.

Zashi hums sadly into your kiss, melting into your hands as you cup his face. “Need kisses. I'm heartbroken, mama.”

“C’mere, sweetie.” Shouta pretends not to be jealous as you give his husband that tender lovin’--generously warm lips and deep nuzzles that look painfully inviting. He can't help but envy.

To make matters worse, you cradle Zashi in your soft bosom. Shouta swears it looks like pillowy heaven, and the DJ is suddenly smug as he shoots him a look that the erasure hero scoffs at.

Suck up.

Fuckin’ teacher’s pet.

“Prince,” Shouta's ears are immediately red, and he stiffens as you address him.

“That wasn't very nice of you, my love.” He blooms like a rose, albeit one with more than a few thorns, as he grumbles at the pet name. He pouts heavily and hunkers into his sleeping bag.

“My love?”

He turns over, grabbing his snacks as he does. Don't speak to him or his children ever again. He won't stand for this blatant favoritism.

“Sweetest sleep prince?”

More flustered grumbling.

(The sound of velcro zipping.)

“My hero? Handsome tomcat?”

The zipper drops, and Aizawa is startled by the two faces grinning at him. His magic hair levitated from fright.

“...What do you-mm!” Those eyes are wide and red when two pairs of lips smooch his grumpy face, and all too quickly does it dissolve in gentle, husky giggles and the smallest of smiles.

...Fine. He'll forgive you this time.

He’s peppered in kisses and compliments. No inch of him is left unloved. Similarly, no place is safe from the cluster of kisses--not his warm cheeks, his forehead that had to be revealed by sweeping his bangs aside, and certainly not his rosy nose.

“Handsome kitty.”

*kiss*

“Cute caterpillar.”

*kiss*

“Sweet valentine.”

*kiss*

“Extra special squeeze. My VIP baby!”

“Sleepy beauty.”

“Shouta beau.”

“Sweet listener.”

“Jelly Belly.”

Zashi pauses his ticklish assault, and Shouta breathes a sigh of relief--he was this close to losing his shit.

The radio personality repeats your strange endearment, “Jelly Belly?”

You pat Shouta’s belly in response, eliciting a groaned protest from said sleep-deprived dilf. “This bad boy can fit so many jelly pouches!”

Mic shrugs; it's good enough for him.

“It can fit so many [name’s].”

Le gasp! You stare at Shouta in mock horror, drawing back.

“You can't eat me, you fiend!”

Shouta, the aforementioned fiend, merely huffed.

He might be hairy, but he's no wolf, and you don't own a house made of straw.

Shinsou takes this most innoptune moment to walk into the living room and promptly spins on his heels.

Parents being weirdos? Yeah, hard pass.

“Um, songbird? I'm sure he already has...”

“I mean... technically.” Mic supplied.

“Shouta, you indecent kitty.” You narrow your eyes--judgemental.

And here you thought he was a sweet angel. He's more like a sin-ammon roll.

“Shouta, there are children around.” Zashi, admonished.

“He’s hardly a child,” The hero scoffs. “And I didn't mean it that way.”

“Sure you didn't.”

Aizawa cut his field of vision to match his husband's narrowed gaze.

“Pervy!zawa.”

Shouta inhales. “Hizashi, I am this close.”

“Ew! TMI, babe. Think of songbird.”

...

Shouta lunges.

A whole fiasco ensues where you had to pull the heroes away from each other, putting an end to their playful wrestling. The kissing marathon resumed somewhere in that mess of testosterone and sweaty bodies.

It turns out his swatting was half-hearted. Shouta commands you both to keep going after you stop. “No...keep going.”

Anyhow, back to the glasses™️.

You reacted like any other rational adult the first time you saw them in glasses. Meaning, you only turned into a complete sap and waxed poetic about how angelic they were for a minimum of thirty minutes. Anything more would have been excessive.

Both pros are (endlessly) entertained by how quickly you simp over them. Hizashi, that clever cockatoo, discovered it's a sure-fire method to bag himself a couple of kisses.

[Enter a cranky Aizawa walking in on his three idiots rubbing balloons on the carpet to give themselves static cling for whatever godforsaken reason. Grouchy from insomnia, he would’ve pulled a ‘Shinsou’ and turned right around if you three hadn't stopped him.]

“Let me get this straight.” He pinched the bridge of his nose, massaging the thin layer of skin to soothe an oncoming migraine.

Since being unceremoniously shoved into a chair, he’d learned that you three goblins were trying to imitate a side-effect of Erasure. More specifically, the apparent scientific marvel of his anti-gravity hair.

“You want me to activate Erasure, knowing it'll exacerbate my dry eye for a science experiment?”

You three share a look and answer in unison. “Yes.”

He sighs. “Fine. Let's get this over with.”

Shinsou and Zashi share a fist bump, and the three of you partake in a round of high fives.

“But,” Aizawa stresses, cutting your celebration short. “You only have fifteen minutes to figure out whatever it is you're looking for. And for the record,” There’s a slight pause as he drags one of the dinette chairs from the kitchen and subsequently plops into it. “I highly doubt this will yield any meaningful results.”

“Babe, you let us worry about that.” Zashi kisses his forehead, squatting further down to connect their lips, when Shouta lifts his head, searching for them.

“Yeah! You're just worried you won't be the only one with magical floaty hair.” You back-up your DJ, lifting a handful of Shinsou’s ube-colored hair and raising it by the ends to imitate the levitation effect of Erasure.

“Whatever.” Aizawa makes himself comfortable since he’ll be sitting for the next ten minutes and counting.

You, Zashi, and Shinsou scramble for solutions when his eyes blaze red and do the cool glowy effect; you examine the hero’s hair thoroughly, and a series of trials and errors follow (with Shinsou as the guinea pig). Hizashi is too protective of his hair, and who knows if you, darling reader, even can participate. So! Shinsou is the man of the hour. Shin-son is given a thorough head massage with two balloons, one held by you and the other held by Zashi.

Meanwhile, Shouta slurps on a jelly pouch (peach flavored) to divert his attention away from the itch behind his eyelids.

The static pull was pretty weak when Zashi lifted his balloon, but with your accompaniment, you had a decent replication of Aizawa's Erasure. However, it's clear that if you three want the full effect, you're going to need at least six of them.

And guess which goobers have six hands combined?

“Hold these for us, munchkin!” Shinsou accepts both balloons with nothing more than a hum, ignoring that each is a shade of purple; Hizashi is a menace, but his antics are expected.

“Seven minutes left.” The gruff voice of Aizawa informs.

“Okay, all at once!” Your excitement can't be bottled—anxious for this spontaneous science experiment to come to fruition. But if it could, you'd buy the entire stock to relive this moment all over again. You're on the cusp of greatness—the edge of success. And God, is it going to taste sweet.

“Count’a three?” Shinsou drawled, sounding as lethargic as his father (on his fifth jelly pouch.)

That dry eye must be a pain in the ass.

And oh, did that get Hizashi’s DJ spirit pumping. There's nothing like a good count down to rev up a hype man. “Yo! I'm gettin’ hype! Let's knock this puppy so far outta the park they’ll need Sir Night Eye to see how far into the solar system it's gonna land!!”

“One!” You enthusiastically chirp.

“Two.” Shinsou’s monotone is the spitting image of Aizawa.

“THREE!!” Mic screamed.

Armed with double ammo, the three of you are a blur of color. Shinsou is given the deepest scalp massage of his life, and Aizawa is five moves away from either victory or defeat (he’s immersed in the sugary world of Candy Crush).

“We did it!”

“Pog.”

“That's how you do it, baby! GG, gamers. We got that bread.”

Shouta looks up from his phone, stilling in his seat when he sees a reflection of his younger self.

Shinsou has worn the binding cloth Shouta gifted him every day without fail since he received it. You, Hizashi, and Shouta found it cute, so neither of you commented on it. The metal alloy bound around his neck only made the resemblance more uncanny—more emotionally moving.

Unbeknownst to Shouta, Shinsou is equally floored. He's looking in the mirror, and he sees his hero staring back. All the times he'd dressed up in costume as a child had nothing on this moment. He's given supportive hugs from you and his blonde father when he wipes his eyes. That's all Shouta needed to see. His arms silently envelop his son, and he murmurs how proud he is, not only of how far Hitoshi has come in his hero training but of the young man Shinsou has grown into and the man he's still becoming. Those accolades lose neither sincerity nor vehemence as Hitoshi's shoulders tremble, and they don't stop when he grabs the front of Aizawa's hero outfit for stability. Aizawa hugs him just as fiercely when Shinsou throws his arms around him.

You take three separate photos: the first depicts Hizashi, Shinsou, and yourself. You're holding your balloons over Shinsou’s rather electric hairstyle. The second illustrates you, Shinsou, and Zashi yet again. You each have one balloon held above your respective heads, throwing peace signs toward the camera. And last (a personal fan favorite) is a photo relatively similar to the first one, except Aizawa is activating Erasure to help demonstrate the resemblance.

The last shot finds itself on Mic’s Instagram for all those little listeners out there who haven't decided what they want to be for Halloween yet. Present Mic invites them to try the ‘Eraserhead Challenge.’ It's a fun activity and an excellent way for children to learn about the ins and outs of static electricity!

You and Shinsou stick the balloons to Aizawa’s body. And unfortunately, the many cats and kittens descend upon him like mini lions on a fresh t-bone steak.

Don't worry, he “died” a happy man.

[Enter you, Hizashi, and Shouta mellowing out on the couch, snuggled up like lovebirds]

“Shouta...!” The hero spares you a glance after the dramatic groan but goes right back to his Kindle.

“Yea?”

‘Yeah?’ ‘yeah?!’ How dare he ‘yeah’ you?!

“Prince.”

He sighs. “Yes, kitten?”

You smile, cuddling into his side. “That's better.” You kiss his cheek and fizzle like soda and pop rocks when he leans over to return it.

“Shouta.”

“Mm?”

“Babies are cute.”

...?

Okay, that got his attention.

Shouta eyes you skeptically, unsure where this is going and wary of finding out.

You pull out your phone at the suspicious side-eye he sends your way, showing him the adorable baby videos you'd been watching on Pinterest. “That’s...subjective.” He eventually mutters.

Why are you showing him this?

“And while we’re on that subject...”

Apprehensive, Shouta sought help from his husband. Hizashi is already tuned in to the conversation, gaze shifting between you and Aizawa.

“CanIhaveababy?!”

It took him a minute to unravel the compound sentence you threw at him, but when he eventually untangled it, he merely sighed. “No.” His eyes are still narrowed, uncertain if this is another one of your pranks. “We already have Shinsou.”

“Ugh!” You groaned, flinging yourself against the cushions. “Shin-chin is cute, but he's a teenager. I want a baby.”

“We’ll get you a kitten.”

You flail your limbs like a toddler throwing a tantrum. “We already have like three of those, thanks to you!”

“Well then,” Aizawa pockets your phone. “problem solved.” Shouta kept it out of your reach when you groused and fussed at him. He hides his smirk under his turtle neck; even now, you're the most lovable sweetheart. “You don't need to be watching things like that.”

You pout and turn your sights on Zashi. “Hi-Fi? Can I have a baby?”

Oh, Zashi can't stand his baby frowning! If something is wrong with his princess, something is wrong with him. He looks from your pleading expression to the death glare Aizawa spears him with. Those puppy eyes break him in seconds; already, he's scooping you up for cuddles. Mic’s kisses are snow flurries on your grinning face.

“Of course, pumpkin! How many?”

“Zashi!”

“Hizashi, already said yes.”

Shouta looked toward the DJ in disbelief, a comical expression of betrayal on his face. “Zashi?!”

“I asked him earlier.” You preened, hugging Hizashi. “Two against one. You're outnumbered, caffeinated kitty.”

Not caffeinated enough.

Hizashi is looking ANYWHERE but his husband. “In my defense, I thought you'd be down for it.”

“So you decided to make such an important decision without consulting me first?”

“Uh, yes? I'm sorry? ...I love you?”

“Fine... No more than three.”

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You: Can I have a baby?

Hizashi: Yes.

Aizawa: No.

EM: *glances at each other*

Hizashi: No.

Aizawa: Yes.

EM: *looks at you* “Yes.”