#divorced!Blaine

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we could have had it all

[princesses-and-such]

Divorce selfie! :D

[goldenwaves]

joni: one song only.

[micahdotgov]

im thinking of rewatching glee so someone needs to put me down like a lame horse

[plushegutzz]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!! ITS MY FAVORITE IMAGE EVER!!!! YOU DID SO GOOD MAX!!!!!

❤️❤️❤️

Shitpost of @plushegutzz oc Blaine because i'm actually obsessed with them

[i-am-the-oyster]

The total insanity of the Mills years and their immediate fallout is highly underrated - possibly Paul's most unhinged period, or second-most after 1968. Engagement ring hurling. Putin! Sporadic relationship cuteness that results in some certified bops but overall incredibly bizarre vibes. Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? still completely blows my mind. He is charming, competitive, and viscerally uncomfortable with the whole enterprise. David Blaine being a cunt in a box!! Agreeing to aver on her website that it is 100% his own decision to dye his hair and that nothing has ever been HM's fault ever in her entire life. Unsatisfactory office space!! Paul randomly whipping For No One, Fixing a Hole, and Too Many People out of the vault while touring in '05! Whatever the fuck was going on with Riding to Vanity Fair!! Arguing about seal pups with the premier of Newfoundland on Larry King Live and then almost immediately afterwards bailing on the Entire Marriage!! Alleged Paul inexplicably being annoyed about breast-feeding. (Don't buy that one - largely bc I think Linda would have punted him directly into the sun if he'd tried that shit with her and it seems weird that he'd Forget how such things worked.) Alleged wine bottle shiv. (Again, I don't believe that actually happened, but Insane notwithstanding!!) That summer in the Hamptons when he got together with Nancy but first apparently shagged - or at least dated - every other available woman there. Rosanna Arquette clearly not holding anything against him for this, so I guess that ended well. HM's total meltdown live on British television that happens to coincide with the Nancy relationship getting serious, though no one put that together at the time. The mysterious "box of evidence" whose existence fluctuates, seemingly, with HM's moods. The entire divorce judgment (not a self-plug I swear it). HM attempting to defraud MPL via phony mortgage??? Exorbitant flower budgets!! HM insisting she only guest-hosted Larry King Live once and trying to gaslight me specifically, I guess!! (It was three times. I swear to god it was three. I watched them all out of an attempt at loyalty.) Lavatory Lil suddenly manifesting a decade later!!

It was relentlessly cuckoo bananas! No one remembers it! No one talks about it! I alone, seemingly, must bear all this cursed knowledge!!

Ahem. Sorry. The Fidelity advert triggered something in me. I'll hush now, lol.

This poetry requires no additions from me.

[storytellerwhims]

Introduction:🥛

Welcome to The Marvelous Milkshake Legacy Challenge where each generation is based off a yummy milkshake. If you love Milkshakes like I do you’ll have fun with this legacy challenge! Each generation you will roll a dice to decide if your milkshake. Will have “whipped cream” delicious drama on top or not?! Will your milkshake legacy be wholesome or will your legacy be filled with delicious drama!! This legacy challenge is meant to be enjoyable like a milkshake. It is a very story and goal-oriented challenge so it is a bit hard! But feel free to add any extra story or drama to the one given. This challenge is not meant to shelter your imagination. So relax and have fun with it!!

Rules:🥛

-Must play on Normal Lifespan

-Complete all the goals to move onto the next Milkshake!

-No cheating money unless it’s at the beginning to start the legacy challenge!!

-Roll a dice for your whip cream topped delicious drama!!

-You must dress your sim in the matching milkshake color! For that specific Gen! 

Link to the online dice here!! https://www.online-stopwatch.com/online-dice

-No changing or adjusting the legacy!!

-If you share, give proper credit and enjoy the legacy challenge!! Please use the hashtag #sims4marvelousmilkshakelegacy or #sims4mmlc and tag me @Storytellerwhims I’d love to see your sims!!💜

Before You Play:🥛

This legacy challenge has some story elements that could be uncomfortable for some people. This legacy challenge is meant for people sixteen years or older!!

This legacy is a legacy challenge that requires most packs! But no mods this is a un-modded legacy challenge! So you can play it on console! If you're not on console use as many mods and cc as you want!! I am a Sims 4 cc and mods user myself!!

Delicious Drama Dice Roll:🎲

Here’s how the delicious drama dice roll goes!! Each generation you will roll an online dice. To determine how much “whipped cream” delicious drama you’ll add! To the generation time to mix the milkshake!!😋

Link to the Dice Roll down below:

https://www.online-stopwatch.com/online-dice/

If you roll a…🎲

1#=No Drama

2#=Become friends with a random townie.

3#=Kiss a random townie!

4#=Get in a fight with your friend, a townie or coworker!!

5#=Woohoo with your friend, a townie or coworker!!

6#=Cheat on your partner or divorce your partner the choice is yours. How much yummy chaos will you add!?! 

📝Note: If you want to you can do both choices for extra chaos!!😜 

🍒Add a Cherry= Kill off a Sim of your choice (friend, townie or coworker)☠️

( If you're starting Gen one you roll twice!! For extra delicious drama for a basic generation!!😋)

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The Milkshake Flavors

Gen.1 Vanilla the Most Basic of Them All!🥛

You live in a world of basic vanilla colored walls and a blain career. You're in the salaryperson career and it feels like everyday is the same. Boring chats with your boss about what kind of coffee they want. As a child your parents taught you to work hard and be traditional. So you stick to your roots about being a basic person, what's realistic in life is best! You get married and have kids you know your family would be proud of you. But your life feels so dule. You hope that your kids will live a more fulfilling and exciting life than you have!

Gen.1 Vanilla Requirements:

Lifestage: Young Adult

Traits: Gloomy, Family Oriented and Overachiever

Aspiration: Successful Lineage

Career: Salaryperson

Color: White 

Starting Out:🥛

-Live in any world you want, roll the dice for how much money you get 1-20,000 simoleons! (with the dice roll link provided above!)

-Start in a basic small home or apartment!

-Furnish your house or apartment with basic furniture make it boring as possible. (But add decor of course..)

🎲Starting Simoleons: If you roll a 1-2 you get 1,000 Simoleons, if you roll a 3-4 you get 5,000 simoleons, if you roll a 5 you get 10,000 simoleons. And if you roll a 6 you get 20,000 simoleons!!

Goals: 

-Be in the Salaryperson Career Reach Level 10 of the career.

-Max the Logic and Writing Skills and any other extra skill because your sim is so bored!

-Marry someone who is basic and boring who has the Gloomy trait like you! 

-Gain the Workaholic Lifestyle

-Have four kids, a big family and a pet!

-Have one of your kids achieve their Child Aspiration 

-Have one of your kids develop the Responsible Character Value

-Roll the dice TWICE to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

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Gen.2 Strawberry Perfectly Passionate in Every Way!🍓

Strawberry is what your family called you as a kid. Because you were always so blushy and bubbly. As a teen you wanted a romance like you saw in movies. But could you achieve that? Is it realistic wanting a fairytale..? It’s okay your parents encouraged it! Because their life was a bore so you unexpectedly fall in love. With someone in high school as a young adult you marry them and have kids. Sadly they pass away from some crazy sickness. Now heartbroken, lost and alone you decide to help others find their soulmate. By being a romance consultant through that you find the courage to love again! As an adult you find someone new and marry them! Your fantasy wasn’t as wholesome as you expected. But through it all you're still a beautiful passionate strawberry that everyone loves!!

Gen.2 Strawberry Requirements:

Lifestage: Young Adult (Things to achieve as a teen.)

Traits: Lovebug, Childish and Paranoid 

Aspiration: Romantic Explorer 

Career: Romance Consultant

Color: Pink

Goals:

As a Teen:

-Have a B in High School and Graduate 

-Meet your soulmate as a teen become High School Sweethearts.

-Watch and Read Romance Shows and Books.

As a Young Adult-Elder

-As a Young Adult, be in any part time job you want! Move to any world you want as well!

-As a Young Adult Marry your High School Sweetheart

-Have at least one child

-Once you're an Adult join the Romance Consultant Career Reach Level 8 of the career!

-Max the Romance and Charisma Skills

-Find love again as an Adult and Marry them!

-Complete the Romantic Explorer Aspiration

-Write a couple Romance Advice Books 

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

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Gen.3 Chocolate You’re the Golden Age🍫

You're golden for wanting to help run an apartment building. This was not what at a younger age you wanted to do. You enjoyed watching your parents bake. But now you don’t know what you have done with your life. Cleaning up after tenants who don’t care about you. One day you’ve had enough, you're ready for the golden age of chocolate. To begin so you move away from your smelly apartment building. To start a life filled with yummy chocolate treats so good Willy Wonka would faint! Being an apartment manager you didn’t get much money. As people would think but you work hard in odd jobs to get enough. To start your little shop filled with chocolate goodies!! This is the life you’ve wanted but when a customer walks in. Who you're taken with your life changes when you go on just one date. Then not long after you're pregnant or they are. Life goes on with you and your family in the chocolate shop. One day you no longer have the time for your little shop. So as an Elder you pass it along to your kids. To do what they can with it to spread the love of chocolate. That’s what your dream and love was built with sensationally good chocolate desserts!

Gen.3 Chocolate Requirements: 

Lifestage: Young Adult

Traits: Ambitious, Squeamish and Generous

Aspiration: Five Star Property Owner switch to Appliance Wiz when your sim moves out of the apartment building.

Career: Property Owner and Retail Store Owner 

Color: Brown

Goals:

-Manage an apartment building, living in any world you want.

-Extra challenge build the apartment building

-Have a 3 Star apartment building rate

-Decide being a Property Owner isn’t for you move out and quit!

-Move to a new world away from your gross apartment building.

-Start doing odd jobs to own your own chocolate treats bakery.

-Purchase a Retail Store and make it your own!

-Build the Bakery for an extra challenge!

-Max the Baking and Cooking Skills 

-Gain the Junk Food Fiend Lifestyle

-Date a customer and end up pregnant or get them pregnant!

-Take your family with you to work at the chocolate treats shop!

(Only sell chocolate desserts at your chocolate treats shop)

-Decide to Marry or Not Marry your Partner.

-Have at least two children

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

-Write a Chocolate Treats Cookbook to pass down.

-Pass on the Bakery to your kids as an Elder

-Have your kids develop the Responsible and Good Manners Character Value.

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Gen.4 Banana You’re the Clowniest So Goofy🍌

You're a banana brained clown who has always made people laugh. As a child your parents got worried about you acting like a looney toon. As a teen they became even more concerned you wouldn’t amount to much. Because you didn’t pay attention, flunking in school never passed. But laughter, nothing in the world brings you more joy than that! Your parents weren’t sure about you being a clown..! But you dedicated your life to making kids laugh and sometimes they’d cry. You always seemed to cheer them up! After a while of being on your own. You find a love for the strangest thing grilled cheese! It becomes an obsession all you can think about is making that oohy goohy sandwich. Suddenly you start to get made fun of for acting like such a goofball. Being a loner in love with grilled cheese! You don’t mind but after a while you decide to start a family. You have a science baby and the child/children become your biggest fan! Of all your cheesy grilled cheese jokes and for you that’s the best kind of applause to have!!

Gen.4 Banana Requirements:

Lifestage: Young Adult (Things to achieve as a teen.)

Traits: Goofball, Loner and Glutton

Aspiration: Grilled Cheese (Unlock the aspiration by cooking three single servings of grilled cheese. Eating them in a row till you unlock it give your sim the friend of the world aspiration.)

Career: Entertainer Comedian Branch

Color: Yellow

Goals:

As a Teen:

-Have a bad relationship with your parents

-Have at least one Good Friend

-Play pranks on your friends and family

-Get a F in High School and don't Graduate.

As a Young Adult-Elder

-Join the Entertainer Career Reach Level 8 choose to be in the Comedian Branch. 

-Dress your sim up as a clown in at least one of their everyday outfits.

-Max the Comedy and Cooking Skills

-Tell Jokes to children at a Park

-Make at least Five children laugh

-Obsessively always make and eat grilled cheese.

-Never be in a relationship, only have friends.

-Complete the Grilled Cheese Aspiration

-Live in a House filled with colorful randomness and a clown portrait.

-Have at least one child by science

-Have a Good Reputation

-Become a Two Star Celebrity

-Have a great relationship with your child/children.

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

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Gen.5 Smores Your a True Marshmallow Maniac🍫🔥

Campfires and toasty marshmallows make you happy but you're so hot headed like the fire you get warm from! As a child your parent tried to calm your overactive emotions but they always melted out your mouth! Your parent tried to calm you with laughs and toasty sandwich jokes. But the only thing that helped was yummy marshmallows by a fire. As a child and teen your parent took you camping to settle your pesky mood swings. As a teen you made very little friends because of your anger acting out. Yet you managed to graduate from high school. Now you're a young adult ready to face the big bad world. Of all places you decide to take up camp in Strangerville far away from people. Because you know even though your parent would say differently. You're nothing like a marshmallow you're a mess like a smore. In Strangerville you find a chaotic place to stay with two other people. Like you who you can call your fiery spirited friends. They might be possessed by alien plants or have erratic emotions. May even be a bit furry but this is a home, your random log home on a hill with your maniac friends. There you stay with them and start your life as a criminal. Stealing from the ones who made Strangerville weird. Practicing gardening and herbalism that helps your mood chill out. One of your friends take notice and ask you out, you find out their a werewolf! But that doesn’t stop you, ya'll get together. Move to Moonwood Mill, a truly nice place to camp forever even for a human like you. You Marry them and have lots of campfires together with your children too! You may have a hot head crunchy on the outside but a hard to miss mushy fun center. All because of your biophile and crime life you had in wacky Strangerville. That led to your forever woodsy home with your werewolf partner and children.

Gen.5 Smores Requirements: 

Lifestage: Young Adult (Things to achieve as a Child and Teen.)

Traits: Hot Headed, Kleptomaniac and Loves the Outdoors

Aspiration: Outdoor Enthusiast/Emissary of Collective

Career: Criminal

Colors: Light and Dark Brown and White

Goals: 

As a Child and Teen:

-Get a C in Elementary and High School Graduate High School.

-As a Child and Teen go camping with your parent and roast marshmallows. (You can just camp outside outback your house or go actually on a camping trip.)

-Have an okay relationship with your parent not good or bad.

-Reach Level 3 of the Mischief Skill as a Teen

-Make a couple friends as a child and lose them as a teen from being a hot head!

As a Young Adult-Elder:

-Move to Strangerville live in a Log Cabin on the Hill

-Have two other people live with you, one that’s secretly a werewolf. (the werewolf will be your future partner.)

-Be in the Criminal Career Reach Level 5 of the career.

-Max the Gardening, Mischief and Herbalism Skills.

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

-Go camping with your roomates at least a couple times.

-Have a Bad Reputation

-Have at least three enemies who were friends.

-Gain the Outdoorsy Lifestyle

-Have a Plentiful Garden 

-Date and Marry your fluffy werewolf friend 

-Have at least two children

-Move to Moonwood Mill 

-Once you move to Moonwood Mill switch your aspiration to Emissary of Collective. 

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Gen.6 Mint Chocolate Chip Your the Cool One No One is as Chill as You❄️🍫

You're the chill one of your family, you just want to be among the snow. With all its shimmering glory and be at peace with your life. While also living a life full of adrenaline sliding down the slopes! As soon as you can you leave your woodland home. As a teen to pursue a life of tranquility and adventure! You move to Mt.Komorebi the place for both the things you crave! The chilliest place in all the sims worlds! There you stay in a home in the snow you built with your own two hands. You're not afraid to be a little messy here and there especially if it means adventure! You start making a living teaching yoga, doing peoples nails and giving massages. In your favorite place of all a spa or park, it makes you a good amount of money! Now you have more time to snowboard or ski to be the true adrenaline junkie you are! On the slopes one day you meet a local who shows you the more hotter areas of the world! You two get close and date but after awhile you notice they are boring. So after a night of closeness and woohoo you leave them. You know you deserve someone who can relate more with you and is fun! So after being alone for a bit with just you and the mountain. You finally meet someone on cupid's corner who you connect with! You meet up and go on a date. It leads to marriage and having a nice home in the cold full of memories. Pictures of your journey as a couple and of your family you made together! You may have left your home young but you're too cool and chill to care!

Gen.6 Mint Chocolate Chip Requirements: 

Lifestage: Start as a Teen

Traits: Adventurous and Cringe (add High Maintenance as a Young Adult)

Aspiration: Self Care Specialist

Career: Yoga Instructor/Extreme Sports Enthusiast 

Color: Mint Green

Goals:

As a Child and Teen: 

-As a child learn to ride a bike 

-Get to level 5 of the Motor Skill

-Don’t go to High School and don’t graduate

-Leave home as a Teen move to Mt.Komorebi

-Go to Yoga Classes as a Teen 

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

-Go Snowboarding, Skiing or Sledding

-Build your House in the Snow 

As a Young Adult-Elder:

-Max the Wellness, Snowboarding, Skiing and Sledding Skills

-Gain the Adrenaline Lifestyle 

-Have a Good Reputation

-Teach Yoga Classes at a Spa or Park.

-Do nails and give massages for money at a Spa.

-Befriend a couple sims who are in your Yoga Class. 

-Meet a local Date them then dump them because they're too boring for you!

-Be on your own till you find your match on Cupid’s Corner Dating App.

-Go on a Date with them and end up Marrying them!

-Have at least two children

-Have a house full of pictures of you, your partner and family memories you made of your adventures.

-Teach your children Yoga and have them Snowboard or Ski with you!

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Gen.7 Cookies and Cream Let Me Be Your Ghostly Muse🍪

You're such a nosy sim but you're always looking for someone to be your muse! An uninspired photographer with no muse only black and white photos of nothing. As a child your parents saw potential in you for creative things but didn’t know what?! They encouraged you but you had lazy tendencies to slake off. Which they knew wouldn’t get you anywhere in life! So as a teen they got you a camera in hopes it would spark something in you. You start taking photos of everything, even the oddest things. That nobody would ever photograph but you always loved the weird things. Supernatural lore interested you so much. That after you graduated you started the freelance photographer career. Then you found a creepy old home with lots of eerie things to photograph. So you live there but after the first week there you're terrified! Guess you are afraid of ghosts but you meet a friendly one along the way. Who you’ll truly miss when you move out. So you move out into a house down the street. Because for the first time ever you found your muse! And you won’t dare step foot back into that strange abandoned house! Time passes and you forget all about your ghostly encounter. You do well as a freelance photographer and you have a child/children. From someone whom you thought was nice. But they were evil so it didn’t work out with you two. Now you're searching for your next muse but you’ve grown lazy as an Adult. And lost all hope for you to soar, after finding your courage! You decide after losing your photographer's eye to be lazy and enjoy early retirement. Living back in that spooky house you used to live in. Raising your child/children in a very unpredictable home..You used to photograph in black and white but now you're lazily. Eating cookies occasionally hooking up with a ghost..waiting to become a ghoul. To add to the undead list of members in your house!

Gen.7 Cookies and Cream Requirements:

Lifestage: Young Adult (Things to achieve as a Child and Teen.)

Traits: Nosy, Lazy and Creative

Aspiration: The Curator

Career: Freelance Photographer

Colors: Black, White and Ghost Green

Goals:

As a Child and Teen: 

-As a Child and Teen never do your chores just watch tv or read slack off.

-Read Supernatural books about Vampires, Werewolves or Spellcasters. 

-Slack off in both Elementary and High School 

-Graduate High School 

-Get a Camera as a Teen start taking photos.

-As a Teen get to level Three of the Photography Skill

As a Young Adult-Elder

-Move to a Haunted House Residential Lot in any world you want!

-Build it yourself for an extra bit of challenge!!

-Be in the Freelance Photographer Career 

-Max the Photography and Median Skills 

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

-Photograph creepy things that happen in your house!

-Get scared move out of the Haunted House 

-Move to a regular house down the road from your old spooky home.

-Have a relationship with someone and have a child/children with them. But it doesn’t work out because they have the evil trait!

-Move back into your old Haunted House home after you have children.

-Collect spooky items you find in your home

-Make friends with a Ghost and hookup with them.

-Quit the Freelance Photographer Career as an Adult and live a lazy life till you die.

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Gen.8 Pineapple Your So Breezy and Easy🍍

You live where pineapples grow on trees. It's so breezy and you're far too easy! As a child you were always so mischievous playing pranks and being rebellious. Your parent tried to understand you but things got out of hand. As a teen you decide to ditch your parents' ghoulish filled home. For life on the waves and soaking up the sun with pineapple juice. You thought life was going to be fun living in sunny Sulani right on the beach. Running away from home started to look dule. Till you took up new hobbies fishing and juice fizzing. Soon you were fishing so good you were too sneaky for the fish. And as far as making juice you are a pro! as a Young Adult you're living the life. You become a mixologist serving up the best drinks on the sand. Living In your old beach house made from random trash you found. By the sea you see all the people laying on the beach. So many hearts you can potentially break. That becomes your new goal in life. Maniacally and deviously you don’t care about the sad people you leave behind. You woohoo and become the town player soon the islanders take notice! They banish you now you're getting karma right back at you. Now you don’t know what to do! So you move to a new world as an Adult and start a new life you marry and have kids. This is not how you wanted your life to go! So you have an affair and find out you're not a , you're just poly. You want to have multiple partners so now you know why you went around to different people. That doesn’t explain though, why you love hurting people emotionally. Why was that so fun for you? You have a family and it’s supposed to be all about them. But you don’t care so you neglect your partner and your children. To be in a poly relationship and maybe still be the villainous valentine who loves sipping pineapple juice! 

Gen.8 Pineapple Requirements: 

Lifestage: Start as a Teen

Traits: Evil, Child of the Ocean (Add Non-Commitol as a Young Adult)

Aspiration: Villainous Valentine

Career: Mixologist/Fisherman/Juice Fizz Maker 

Colors: Red, Orange and Yellow 

Goals:

As a Child and Teen

-Have a F in Elementary and High School and don't graduate.

-Play pranks on everyone you talk too

-Have a bad relationship with your family.

-Runaway leave home as a Teen go to Sulani

-Fish and make Juice Fizz to earn money

-Grow Pineapples and make your juice mostly out of them. (You can grow other fruits and vegetables to make juice out of them too!) 

-Build yourself a small beach shack

As a Young Adult-Elder

-Join the Culinary Career Reach Level Eight be in the Mixologist branch.

-Max the Mixology, Fishing and Juice Fizzing Skills

-Turn your beach shack into a beach house

-This is the only Gen you DO NOT!! Have to roll the dice for delicious drama! Because this generation has so much drama already! (I do suggest adding a cherry on top for this gen though! See the delicious dice roll section for more details!) 

-Have a relationship and woohoo with at least five people. Who live on the island then break their hearts.

-Complete the Villainous Valentine Aspiration

-Sell your Juice Fizz for extra money on the side from your job.

-Have a bad relationship with most of the people in Sulani, at least ten people.

-Leave Sulani after being shunned for being a player. Move to any world you want.

-Date, Get Married and Have at least two kids

-Neglect your partner and children have a bad relationship with them.

-Have an affair, cheat on your partner, get into a poly relationship.

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Gen.9 Blueberry You're Stitched with Parental Perfection🫐

Blueberry you are nothing like your parent you are good to everyone you meet! You maybe blue in the face from your Unflirty trait. But still your perfectly made! Growing up it was tough your parents had issues that you wish would go away. It made you wanna stay in your room and draw all day. Also made you more prepped and ready to go off to school each day! You do well in Elementary and High School as a teen your Unflirty never want to date anyone. Because of how troubling your parents' marriage was, you see romance as gross. You avoid it as a Young Adult you leave your parents toxic home. For a life on your own in Henford on Bagley living in a cozy cottage this is your new home. That actually feels like one your sibling was struggling living in your old home. So you adopt them and you take care of them as if their your own. You make money by being a Gardener and growing beautiful garden full of blueberries and other plants. On the side you knit and cross stitch as a hobby. But you sell them too when money runs low. You and your sibling are super close happier then most people. Who went through what ya’ll went through as they grow up. You watch them become the person they're meant to be. It’s all because you took them under your wing. Living your comfy life with your sibling was the best decision of your life. You're an Adult now and their a Young Adult you watch them be a romantic have a baby early on. When they weren’t ready so you offer to adopt the baby and they leave to live their life. Now as a Parent you hope that this child will know something you and your sibling didn’t. That their stitched with love and perfect to you! You cloth them in stuff you made yourself so they’ll never be blue or cold.

Gen.9 Blueberry Requirements: 

Lifestage: Young Adult

Traits: Good, Unflirty and Perfectionist

Aspiration: Super Parent

Career: Gardener

Colors: Blue and Purple

(This Gen your heir has to be the oldest child for story purposes!)

Goals:

As a Child and Teen

-Have a bad relationship with your parents. But a good relationship with your younger sibling/sibling.

-Have A or B grades in Elementary and High School.

-Graduate High School 

-Draw as a child avoiding your parents' issues.

-Start Knitting as a Teen Reach Level Three of the Knitting Skill.

As a Young Adult-Elder

-Move to Henford on Bagley and have your younger sibling move with you!

-Move into a cozy cottage just big enough for you two!

-Build the cozy cottage for an extra challenge!

-Take care of your younger sibling have them be your Best Friend!

-Max the Knitting and Gardening Skills Reach Level five of the Parenting Skill.

-Be in the Gardener Career Reach Level five of the Career

-Have a beautiful garden full of blueberries and other fruits, vegetables etc. 

-As an Adult adopt your sibling's baby because they are not ready to be a parent. 

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!! (In this gen your gen nine heir. Doesn’t do what the dice says their sibling does!!)

-Have your sibling move out and be in the career of their choice!

-Complete the Super Parent Aspiration

-Have your adopted child gain at least one positive character value

-Have a good relationship with your adopted child

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Gen.10 Birthday Cake Your the Life of The Party🎂

You're the one they always call for a good time! But now you can only go out at night to release the animal in you! As a child your parents weren't around you and were raised by your aunt/uncle. They took good care of you so you are a nice person who loves people. But because of that you get jealous that people you get close with will leave you! As a teen it was a struggle going out all the time, drinking and blowing bubbles on the “bubble blower.” Never doing your homework you and your aunt/uncle got into it. Over your grades and what you're doing wrong. You ended up graduating high school so you wouldn’t disappoint your aunt/uncle. But now as a Young Adult you're living it up in University. Going out having the time of your life! At nightclubs, bars, bowling alleys etc. with your friends. You avoid your school work after all the only reason you're here. Is to get away and enjoy your life while still making your aunt/uncle happy. One night when you go out you get really “juiced.” Since you were too dazed to ride your bike you walk back to your dorm. Suddenly there’s a shadow and boom there before your eyes a vampire! You never believed in such things till you fell hard for an undead blood sucker. They try to fight your chemistry and instead become enemies with you. After a while you flunk out of college left to leave the party school vibes behind. But you don’t want to go home so instead you move in with your nemesis vampire. In the dark corners of Forgotten Hollow you become fascinated. Day by day with your beastly love interests every move. After a while of trying to not be with you they get close with you. Then seduce and bite you! Suddenly everything changed life as you knew it became gray and you craved blood. The next morning they left and packed their bags. Like you were just their meal but now you need what they did. What are you going to do you left school to become this demon-like vampire! You miss your friends so you move in with your old friend. You hide your vampirism and try to go back to life as you knew it. Partying having the time of your life after all you were the life of the party..! Now things are too different. You can’t be around humans. So you find a cure to go back to your exciting life as a university drop-out party animal!

Gen.10 Birthday Cake Requirements:

Lifestage: Young Adult

Traits: Party Animal, Jealous and Romantic

Aspiration: Party Animal switch to Good Vampire (when you become a vampire.)

Career: University Student

Colors: Maroon and Neon Colors Green, Blue and Pink

Goals:

As a Child and Teen

-As a child have a good relationship with your aunt/uncle. As a teen it goes down a bit.

-Get B grades in Elementary and High School.

-Graduate High School to make your aunt/uncle proud!

-As a teen go out with friends to drink and blow bubbles on the “bubble blower.”

As a Young Adult-Elder

-As a Young Adult move out and go to University in any degree you choose.

-Have a group of three friends you party with!

-Get bad grades in University and get kicked out of school for your 

terrible grades.

-Roll the dice to decide how much delicious drama you get!!

-Max the Charisma and Dancing Skills and Reach Level Five of the Vampire Lore Skill.

-Be in a club with your friends..

-Have any job you want to have some money to spend on drinks.

-Get distracted by a beautiful/Handsome Vampire fall for them.

-Become enemies to lovers with your vampire love interest.

-Move in with your vampiric nemesis

-Have a romantic relationship with your vampire foe.

-Woohoo with them and be bitten by them! (Turn into a Vampire!)

-They leave you, you both break up and your left broken hearted and undead..

-Move in with one of your old friends. 

-Find a vampiric cure as an Adult to go back to your human life of being the life of the party!

-Find somebody as an Adult have at least one child. 

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I hope you enjoyed this delicious legacy challenge!! Thanks for playing and reading it!!🤗💜

[nicoise]

klaine + “kissing them to shut them up” would be so fun!! <3

thank you for the prompt !!!! <3 saw you were thinking about klivorce lately, so:

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After another unproductive session of marriage counselling they were attempting to work together on dinner like the counsellor suggested. Kurt was chopping the vegetables with unwarranted aggressiveness. He was trying to bring up divorce again without actually saying the word. Blaine was pretending not to get the hint.

"I just mean, it feels so crowded like this. Don't you think it'd be easier if we weren't - stuck breathing down each other's necks?"

Blaine continued to stir the soup with a calmness he did not feel. "If you really need the space we could always look at bigger apartments."

This was a bit egregious. There was a frigid and judgemental silence during which Kurt was probably thinking up some cutting retort. Blaine waited.

Kurt dramatically stopped chopping. There it was. The knife thudded to the cutting board to punctuate his frustration. "You're doing it again. Dr. Gallagher said you avoid difficult topics because you can't accept that things aren't as perfect as you pretend they are. You know what I mean. You're doing this on purpose. Stop."

"Then say it. Tell me what you want from me." Blaine turned away from the stove and saw that Kurt had abandoned the vegetables and was staring at him witheringly. So he relished it when he said, "Tell me you want a divorce."

He saw Kurt's expression change at the word "divorce,” almost a flinch, surprisingly a little guilty. It was the guilt that did it. It didn't matter if Kurt was sorry if he was going to do it anyway.

"I love you," Blaine said, to hurt him. "I have and I did and I will love you. Probably more than you love me."

"That's not true," Kurt started to say, but Blaine talked over him, vehement like he hadn’t been at the counsellor’s office, where he’d sulked in silence. His voice was starting to go thick with tears but he couldn’t stop. “You still haven't said it. It's not hard. Haven't you always said you’re not a coward? If you really don’t - if you don’t love me anymore why don’t you - ?” 

The rest was lost in a fierce kiss. Kurt had closed the distance between them in one step and pressed their mouths together, inelegantly. Their teeth kind of clacked and Blaine was reminded of their teenage overtures with their friends on the other side of a doorway. 

But they were alone. Kurt put a hand on Blaine’s jaw and adjusted the angle and then it was good, as good as ever, good like he’d almost forgotten. Blaine kissed back like he knew he always would, even if it hurt him to do it, just to take what he could get. Kurt’s eyes were just as furious as they had been moments earlier and he stared Blaine down even as his fingers cupped Blaine’s cheek with heartbreaking gentleness. There was something imploring in it, a message he was trying to kiss into him, but Blaine didn’t know what it was.

It was overwhelming. Blaine shuddered with a sob that was never realized and Kurt kissed him through it, smothered it with his tongue, and when the tears finally escaped Kurt didn’t move away even though he probably had things to say about how the salt was terrible for his skin.

They were interrupted by the hiss of the soup boiling over. Kurt cursed and Blaine rushed to turn off the stove and then the only sound was the drip of the soup on the floor. 

They looked at each other. The soup dripped steadily. Without knowing who started it they burst into hysterical giggles.

“Sorry,” Kurt said through his laughter. “It’s my fault - I distracted you.”

“No - I salted it too much anyway.” A pause. “On purpose. I was mad at you.”

“That’s stupid. You’d have to eat it too, you know.” 

“Oh my god, I know.”

And they were off again. When the laughter left them Blaine went to get a rag to mop up the spill.

Kurt followed him into the hallway. “It’s not that I - it’s hard for me to say because - “

The hostility all day left Blaine exhausted. The fatigue made him honest. “If you really wanted a divorce I’d let you. I just don’t want you to want it.”

“That’s the problem,” Kurt said, sounding upset again. “I wanted you to want it. So you’d give up on me and prove me right.”

Blaine turned to look at him. Kurt was soft-eyed and vulnerable in the bad lighting. There was the same imploring look from earlier, only Blaine was starting to understand what it said. It spoke of an insecurity so sharp it turned in on itself, and alongside that a question that wanted to be answered without being asked. 

Blaine stepped forward and hugged him. It had been a while but they slipped into the familiar posture, Blaine’s face tucked into Kurt’s neck, Kurt’s arms coming to rest on his back. He could feel Kurt’s ribcage expanding with his breaths, Kurt’s heartbeat against his chest.

“I’m never giving up on you,” he said into Kurt’s shoulder. Kurt held him tighter in response. It was enough.

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prompts if anyone wants to send any !!

[writermuses]

Blaine loved a party, always had and probably always would. Like his father, Owen, Blaine had fully embraced all aspects of the rockstar persona. He enjoyed hook ups and highs, booze and flocks of fans screaming his name. It was his brother, Cashel, that had taken Uncle Finn's stance to be more responsible at a party. Cash steadied Blaine, taking the glass of whiskey from his hand quickly when someone bumped into him. He'd taken his drink back just as quickly before looking at the person, hand first and then the rest of them. He wasn't mad, too high and tipsy to be bothered by most things. "Shit, Mya?"

Throwing back his drink and smacking his lips, ignoring Cash's grown as he pulled the empty glass from Blaine once more, Blaine pulled the singer in for a hug. "Where have you been hiding, Darlin'? Haven't seen you at one of these in fucking ages." He kissed her cheek before pulling away, hands on Mya's shoulders as while he really looked at her, a smirk on his lips. "You look fucking amazing."

Closed starter @writermuses Mya's reluctance towards attending events had become a well-established pattern in her life. A shadow from her past, laden with the stigma of drug-induced escapades, had long haunted her. Clinging to her reputation like an unshakeable odour. She had fiercely battled against the tainted image, striving relentlessly to metamorphose into the clean, esteemed individual she stood as today. Yet, when Otis extended the invitation for her company at an event, Mya found herself unable to gracefully sidestep the occasion. Despite her best efforts to avoid the temptation of champagne flutes and raucous cocktails, she found herself navigating through the throng of esteemed guests, clutching a non-alcoholic mocktail in one hand while her other tightly gripped her clutch.

Amidst the sea of familiar faces offering compliments and praise, Mya drifted aimlessly, her thoughts elsewhere. Her mind barely registered the murmurs of admiration from old acquaintances, a stark contrast to the treatment she had once endured a decade ago. Caught up in her reverie, Mya's path inadvertently intersected with another guest's. Startled, she reached out to steady herself, her fingers grazing against the stranger's arm. "My apologies," she murmured, her voice soft and apologetic. Slowly, she raised her gaze, only to be met with an unexpected sight.

"Blaine?" Mya's voice betrayed a hint of disbelief as she uttered his name in a hushed tone, her eyes widening in surprise at the unexpected reunion.

[abellmunsonmovie]

Steddie Headcanons 1.

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Every once in a while steve will do a hair mask and will make eddie do it with him Steve has to tell eddie to put his seatbelt on  When they have to go to dress formal and wear a suit and tie they will do eachothers ties:( Eddie teaches Steve acoustic guitar Steve gets runs cold and Eddie is his own personal heater Eddie will make Steve coffee for work in the mornings They use “Man”, “Bro”, and “Dude” but romantically Eddie will slap Steves ass when he walks by  “Can you not” steve says slightly  annoyed “Can’t help it, you’re irresistible babe” Eddie says smirking

Steve will always get dressed to go anywhere, where Eddie will just go out in a tshirt he’s been wearing for 3 days and basketball shorts, and Steve will be like “You’re really gonna go out like that?” Eddie putting his hair up in a pony “Dude, we’re going to the grocery store” On days where Steve is off work, they’ll lay in Eddies bed all day and make dinner together Eddie loves head scratches and Steve loves back scratches  Eddie will make up little songs about Steve

Modern!Steddie would like Glee, SUE ME IF YOU DONT AGREE (eddie would like blaine and steve would like kurt…) I think Steve likes to have a camera on him and he’ll take cute polaroids of them tg Listen  I don’t think Steve is a skin care connoisseur or anything BUT I think he showed Eddie a few things like moisturizer and different face washes and they’ll do their skin care tg After Eddie got attacked by the demobats, Steve would help Eddie change his bandages Steve taught Eddie how to swim  If they get into a fight the next time they see eachother they’ll say “Edward…” “Steven…” If they bicker in front of Robin she’ll say  “Are you guys gonna get a divorce?” Modern!Steddie would love Chappell Roan Eddie HATES olives and Steve loves them  They’ll slow dance after cleaning up the kitchen together When Eddie can’t sleep, he will count Steve’s freckles The sound of Eddie’s heartbeat calms Steve down and makes him sleepy They both love the rain Steve has anxiety and Eddie knows just the right things to say to calm him down Also one of Steve’s anxious ticks are playing with Eddie’s rings

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Steddie has my soul forever<3 -Bella

[shouldtheydivorce]

Reason for divorce:

They should not have married in the first place. It might have been a cute teenage romance but it turned pretty toxic and one-sided later on. And for Kurt, it looked a lot like settling. Especially when he had many way better options.

[backslashdelta]

Loving the klivorce art and headcanons so I gotta see how many members of the klaine divorce club we have

[annepi-blog]

Love in Later Chapters (1/14) -

A Klaine Story

Hello and welcome to this fun journey.

This is my first time participating in a Klaine event and I am very excited. It will be a challenge for me to write spontaneously to the daily song prompts, I usually write rather slowly and edit each chapter three times. I also hope there won't be too many mistakes as I'm not a native speaker, so I hope you can forgive me. I'll try to incorporate lyrics from the songs into the story, let's see if I succeed :)

A short note about the schedule: I will stick to the challenge until February 7th and try to post every day. After that I will be on vacation, and I will continue when I am back. But I will definitely finish this story!

And now to the first song prompt: Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam

Summary:

Blaine, starting a new chapter after his divorce, decides to explore new territory by learning a new sport he's been curious about. His goal is to regain his confidence and find new joy. Little does he know that it will open the door to a remarkable new connection and bring someone new into his life. Part of the Klaine Valentine’s Challenge 2024

[daisyishedwig]

Noone tagged me today but I'm just so excited to be writing again! Here's a snippet from a currently unnamed fic that I hope to have up by tomorrow *fingers crossed*

But on opening night pink carnations are delivered to Blaine’s dressing room with a simple note attached. “Break a leg, Killer.” Blaine nearly drops the whole bouquet and the only reason he doesn’t is because Tina snags it out of his hands first.  “You know what pink carnations mean, right?” Tina asks as she plops on the couch beside his vanity, the note still pinched between her fingers. “You know flower language was always Kurt’s thing,” Blaine says trying to ignore the fluttering of his heart. “Sebastian certainly doesn’t care, he probably just grabbed the first flowers he found.” She purses her lips and shrugs, noncommittal. “I think someone with money like Sebastian’s would probably buy something fancier than carnations if all they wanted to do was impress.” “Or he simply wants to acknowledge me because we once knew each other, and carnations are the bare minimum.” “Roses would be the bare minimum,” Tina corrects. “But roses have an inherent romantic connotation,” Blaine argues. Tina raises an eyebrow and glances meaningfully at the large bouquet of red roses Mr. Schuester sent. “Mr. Schue is an idiot, what he does will never follow logic.” “So Sebastian cares enough about flower language to not send roses because they’re too romantic, but the exact color of carnations he sent have no meaning whatsoever,” Tina says, “I see. That all makes perfect sense.” Blaine rolls his eyes at her. “You’re supposed to be here for moral support, Tina,” Blaine whines, “not whatever conspiracy theory you’re cooking up.” “Doesn’t it feel kismet, though? You get divorced and your Broadway comeback takes place across the street from where your lost high school romance–” Blaine starts to object but she simply talks over him “–is starring in a show where he falls in love with a woman he isn’t allowed to want?” “There’s a limited number of Broadway theaters, Tina. Forty-one, to be precise, and eleven of them are on 45th. It’s not kismet, it’s mundane.” “But only two are directly across the street from the Imperial." Blaine snatches Sebastian’s note from her hand.

I will tag @calsvoid (I know you /just/ posted a fic, but you also have a million WIPs, just like me), @lusthurts, @andyandersmythe, @leydhawk, @kurtsascot,

@cryscendo, @wowbright, @annepi-blog, @backslashdelta, and @bitbybitwrites and anyone else who wants to participate.

[kurtsascot]

klaine divorce. theres a custody battle. none of their friends allow themselves to pick sides, except brittana (kurt) and sam (blaine). for the first couple months they make brittana and sam do the child handoffs because they cant stand to see each other, but santana refuses eventually and they have to meet at a neutral location. starts as a quick handoff where they refuse to speak, but blaine reads that kurt gets casted in a role hes been wanting forever and it sparks first civil conversation in months. drop offs turn into hour long swaps in central park. as weeks progress, they begin look forward to the time together, they can keep conversation light, are starting to get along again. they are more careful of the other’s feelings. they are more observant of how they speak to each other. they start dating other people. every date is a disaster. bond over terrible date experiences, unbeknownst to themselves, they are looking for each other in other people. they arent over eachother. will never be over each other. with kurt’s hectic rehearsal schedule, blaine moves back in to watch child. getting along this time, avoiding areas of conflict, compromising. kurt tries to bring someone home. blaine hates leaving. kurt hates that blaine left. kurt chases after blaine. its raining and i love you. i’ll always love you. i miss you when you are gone, and i miss you even more when you are here. i miss us. can we try again? please? i’m willing to try this time please say something i

[heartsmadeofbooks]

Cause and Effect [18/18]

Words: 7,865

Genre: Romance/Drama

Rated: M

Character: Kurt H., Blaine A.

Summary: Sometimes heartbreak and betrayal can lead you down a road you never imagined, can make you do things you never thought you'd do, and can take you straight to the love of your life... even though you're already married to someone else.

Here's how Kurt and Blaine find each other, a little later than they should have.

It was rather unusual for Blaine to be alone since he and Kurt had gotten back together – on the days the kids were with Jack and Eddie, Kurt was at his place, taking advantage of having the apartment to themselves, although he had started staying over even when Blaine had the kids. And when Kurt wasn’t there, because he had an apartment of his own and a cat that needed his attention, the kids kept him busy. But then one night, he was by himself – Kurt had to stay late at the office and had a very early meeting the following morning, so it made more sense to him to just go to his own place, and the kids were with their other father. Blaine sat in the living room, a random movie playing on the television that he wasn’t really watching, a beer and a cold slice of leftover pizza on the coffee table. He had no choice but to share his children, and he had come to terms with that when he and Jack had agreed to get divorced – he wanted to share them, because Jack was a good dad and Eddie loved them, and Theo and Lena deserved to spend time with them. But there was something else there, nagging him, making him feel uneasy, and he couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was. He didn’t figure it out until two mornings later, when he was finishing getting the kids ready for school and Kurt was putting together their lunch boxes, and the apartment was the sort of mess it usually was on weekdays. Blaine finished doing Lena’s hair and paused for a second, and realized that he liked this. He liked having the house full of noise and activity, and he liked hearing Kurt hum as he cut up the crust off Lena’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, he liked seeing him lovingly button up Theo’s coat. He liked having Kurt here, being part of their routine. He didn’t like kissing him goodbye at the door and knowing he wasn’t coming home tonight, because this actually wasn’t Kurt’s home. But it should be, shouldn’t it?

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