#discussion of mpreg

[inkstainedheartbeats]

Eddie stares at Steve, his stomach churning, the thrown together breakfast concoction of random leftover meats and toast is bubbling, looks down at the stick in Steve’s hands. Five minutes into the ten minute wait and Eddie’s having second thoughts.

They’ve talked about this. About kids. He knew they were important to Steve. Hell, everyone knows they’re important and not just those who heard his six nugget speech. A small smile twitches his lips as he remembers Erica’s snooty little “Mike better be the one boy you dropped. Three boys, god Steve, you have four.” that had even Nancy smothering a laugh.

So they’ve talked about it. They’ve talked about the dangers and the worries. An Alpha and a Beta getting together is, while not the norm, not unheard of. The Alpha bearing the kids however? In Hawkins? Unheard of. Blasphemy. And yet, here Steve is with one hand resting on his stomach the other holding the pregnancy test. They’ve talked about this. They’ve talked and they’ve talked and they’ve fucked. And Eddie’s always said he’s open to the idea of kids.

It’s getting real now. Two minutes now. He can hear his father’s voice in the back of his head. Can feel his hands on his shoulders. He doesn’t want to be a dad. He can’t be a dad. Corroded Coffin is finally moving up in the music scene. He’ll fuck the kids up like his dad fucked him up. Only they won’t have a Wayne.

He should say something. Needs to say something before-

The sour scent of disappointment yanks Eddie out of his spiraling thoughts. Negative. The test is negative.

“Thank fuck.”

Fuck. He hadn’t meant to say that out loud. Steve’s hands are shaking. The bathroom smells like someone broke a whole shelf of snow globes. Steve’s hands are shaking and the toss to the toilet side trash can misses by a mile.

“Yeah,” Steve whispers sadly, “thank fuck.”

“Stevie-“

“I need to go. Pulling a double with Robin today and if I don’t leave now we’ll be late.”

His darling Alpha mate is out the bathroom, out the apartment before Eddie can fucking blink. Fuck. Fuck. Triple fuck.

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Part two here

[lambmotifz]

jared & jensen both being omega!sam truthers is so important to me

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Cursed out of Context Shit

@moociaoafterdark You know what you did

Cursed Convo 1:

The Emperor gained wealth to fund the Imperium by being a gynecologist for Daemons who also happened to run an abortion clinic. The daemons trying to get through the warp gate on holy Terra are simply trying to see if their favourite gynecologist is still working or if he's retired. They would really like to know-

Cursed Convo 2, evolved from convo 1 and the debate before:

Big E walking up to Sanguinius, whose soul is pregnant with Lilith's soul, clasps his son's shoulder: "You're my family, I'll do it for free for you, my son"

Sanguinius, unaware that one of his souls is pregnant: Father, what the fuck are you on about? Have you inhaled too much incense again?

Big E kneeling in front of Sanguinius, presses his head against Sang's stomach and whispers to Lilith's soul: "Your days are numbered, parasite"

Sanguinius, now trying to remember if he ate something he shouldn't have and now has parasites while his souls are sweating bullets

The 'Parasite' in question: *Babbling infant warp god noises*

[itsanidiom]

STOP EVERYTHING THE OMEGAVERSE IS OMEGAVERSING

FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF A SOON TO BE MPREGED ALPHA

[calciumcryptid]

Battle of the Writers is pretty iconic in having a bunch of authors get drunk and read erotica around the table.

[allgremlinart]

if between jet and zuko one of them had to be pregnant, which one would hypothetically carry the child (inspired by your tags)

yes yes this is the question. this is always the question.... and it truly could all be so funny no matter which way it goes, which is why I cant decide on one answer.

on one hand, as I've said in my tags, Jet is an orphan who lives in a treehouse like he's malnourished, he's eating scented candles, could his body handle pregnancy... I really dont know... he has a habit of dying this might be really bad for him. but funny! "oh you want to escape the knowledge that you had a thing for The Enemy? too bad. because you kind of have a permanent reminder now. inside of you. also what if its a firebender. that'd suck for you. haha" kind of funny. but like he WOULD be able to take care of a baby pretty well I think? since he DID raise an army of child guerrillas? if nothing else, I actually think he'd panic about it FAR less than Zuko would.

which. yeah as for ZUKO he'd flip his shit so hard.... I know I said a baby might kill Jet because he's built like a corn cob with covid, but being pregnant might kill Zuko just because he'd mentally cope with it SO atrociously his body would fail in retaliation. like he'd be ignoring it up until he goes into labor. ALSO also in this version Jet can die before the baby is born, which is intriguing....

no matter what though the hypothetical succession politics around jetko baby is endless. "oh no how am I going to explain my yaoi mpreg Bastard to the nobles..." etc etc. I think what we're finding is that the only answer here is abortion. .... BUT if it's a question of "the only thing stopping this mpreg is birth control" I think it'd be more likely Jet.... only cus I cant see him taking birth control. Zuko I can see taking birth control, like, religiously. like even if he's not having sex. you get it.

[neil-neil-orange-peel]

I was thinking to myself recently how wild it would be if this fandom was big enough to do a kinktober. Alas...

[vincentpriceofficial]

I distinctly remember being in college and using my university library access to read scholarly articles about the vampire chronicles and reading one that was like reallllyyyy stretching the text to argue that lestat turning claudia was specifically a metaphor for him getting louis pregnant and being like. I genuinely don’t feel like that is really there in the subtext in this particular case

[dodgebolts]

forgot a lot of people weren’t around for the vurb velvet roleplaying as dnf and skephalo era so have a sample of whatever the fuck was going on here

[frownyalfred]

My personal omegaverse headcanon is that the categories of alpha/omega/beta are socially and historically constructed like ofc there are people with knots and people who can get pregnant but the definitions of exactly What is a beta and What is an Alpha and What is an omega varies. Alphas and Omegas are the extremes of their spectrum and whoever is “undefined” is clubbed under beta. Like in some cultures someone without a womb but a small knot and occasional mild ruts would be an Alpha but in some they’d be called a beta etc. in times of long drawn wars for example the alpha population suddenly “shoots up” in many cultures but now it’s accepted that these were periods where all people without wombs (and some even with) were labelled Alpha to get more soldiers and were socialised as such.

I really like this, anon. It gets into some very fascinating worldbuilding.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

I think it would be funny if next time the series had child units, they would only gain like 5-10% of their stats from the variable parent. No more worrying about optimal builds or completely ruining a child. Be free and ship the pairings you want!

Also m/m and f/f couples should have children now with the same mechanics as the m/f couples. How? Mpreg? Surrogates? Adoption? No explanation at all? Doesn't really matter. But hopefully mpreg. It would be so funny if one of Nintendo's main titles had mpreg in it.

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[lambmotifz]

god bless you for the bottom sam renaissance <3

tbh i wouldn’t exactly call it a renaissance because bottom!sam is still extremely underrated (i’m talking about adult sam not teen sam btw) but thank you?

[sudsyv2]

Ghoap kids (ghost is papa and soap is dad)

I really only meant to make Winston yet I caved and drew him a little brother and sister 😓

Winnie (15 yrs) looks the most like Simon and is basically a copy paste of him. Rbf and all! He’s pretty tall for his age, and likes to be left alone. Protective of his younger siblings, takes care of them when their parents are too tired. Like a cat, won’t let you try and sit with him less he chooses to sit with you (‘he’s just like you si!’ Soap says teasingly and is only answered with a soft huff from ghost)

Eli (6yrs) also looks like Simon, despite looking like another paste of Simon he’s taken much more of soaps influence by how he acts (an adorable rat of sunshine) Super active and loves playing outside. A heavy sleeper just like soap, sleeps with limbs all over the place. (Ghost waking up to a random foot in his face and it turns out it was Elliots, who had snuck into their bed)

Olivia (4 yrs) looks likes soap (‘finally!’ soap yelled excitedly, obviously overjoyed that his husbands genes didn’t dominate his this time with their daughter) she’s kind of a mix of ghosts and soaps personalities. Shes good at making friends but she loves to sit and down and have her own down time, that or just sitting around with her big brothers! Is the princess of the house.

[jovenshires]

shaynse got together and had biological kids but the real question is......who was pregnant? 🤰

i am shaking you like a muppet rn

[transbeeduo]

anyways whenever someone is weird about the stuff i talk about regarding beeduo with bug i DO have legal rights to hit you with hammers sorry

[springtrappd]

fandom: so a lot of the anthology stories follow really similar beats, right

me: right! and it's super fascinating, because even as products churned out of a ghostwriting content machine (being art created for the market rather than art created for art's sake) you can see recurring thematic ideas throughout each story, ones that resonate with and reflect the broader franchise as a wh--

fandom: because they're secretly ABOUT the franchise's main characters and each one contains hidden stories we're meant to interpret as hints about the lore of the game's characters in some way

me:

fandom:

me: so what does that make the mpre--

fandom: nobody said it was good lore!