#disco shenannies

[borealtwilight]

@infinityactual & @biomecharnotaurus & i having an Absolutely Normal One in discord:

[ycvng-gcns]

the true power of friendship, ft. @epsiloneridani07​, @pantheris​, and @kedvesorias​

[borealtwilight]

so, because of This Shitpost Conversation, a new nickname cult spawned

introducing: the johnny bravo ass nickname club

ft.: @infinityactual / Ass Lookin Bravo Johnny

@maxminspeech / Johnny Bravo lookin @ ass (cut off)

koalas / Johnny ass looking bravo

and myself / johnny bravo lookin ass

[borealtwilight]

playing gartic phone with some friends ( @infinityactual , @moonwheelfly , @antsyserpentine ) and this gem happened

[borealtwilight]

so, chatting with @one-big-twinkie about dances, and

[borealtwilight]

so, having a talk with some discord homies about how Many Thing Sucks, We Are All Suffer

i then proceeded to say we goin through it (the homies are living through the horrors)

dearly beloved server owner @infinityactual​ agreed

i THEN made. a horrible shitpost server slogan thing.

[borealtwilight]

having one of the conversations of all time with @infinityactual​ on discord ( as you do ), and i came up with the most shitpost ever

presenting:

rolandowo

for context, i said that when roland does, like, a :3c face, he’s literally putting an emoji over his hologram face, so the result is always something like this. except obviously the fucking owo emoji actually looks like it’s PROPERLY slapped on his face like a mask. not this terrible photoshop here

[borealtwilight]

talking briefly about this shitpost with some homies because @killer-orca-cosplay was surprised to learn that warthogs can have crash harnesses or seatbelts of some kind ( can, not do, it's possible it's an aftermarket modification on general black's warthog, just for the record ), and chat may have exploded briefly when i said teenager gets yelled at by giant gun car, more at 11

@dancing-coyote then produced the gem of

lasky: -gets behind the wheel of the warthog-

lasky: -MENTALLY SCREAMING-

after i stated that tom probably only drove his family's martian modified spade truck once when cadmon let him, and he immediately crashed it... he has 1 Driving Experience in a warthog adjacent vehicle

@infinityactual added that he may be one of those people who Gets It in "how to drive", which also explains why he is able to drive the warthog — despite likely having 0 actual prior experience — while also panicking in complete confusion

[borealtwilight]

having a regular ole' discord convo with @dancing-coyote on brains not working when we want to write things, and uh,

i may have gotten out of hand 😂😂

[borealtwilight]

according to @antsyserpentine​, khyl ’voramai (my bastard warlord sangheili) is a skank (affectionate).

sighs deeply.

he is. absolutely a skank. i cannot refute this. you win, sammy.

[borealtwilight]

sighs. SIGHS.

i'm being terminally harassed (affectionate). i admit it, i'm a simple woman. if you know me, you know which fictional men i like.

spartan gabriel thorne is just the latest addition to the pile gSJFKKDND

[borealtwilight]

So, uh, I made this edit:

based on the following discord convo I had with @infinityactual​:

BONUS ROUND, CHIEF AND LASKY EDITION:

[borealtwilight]

i produced a shitpost for @infinityactual

[borealtwilight]

captain "wonder white bread" lasky

made with affection for @infinityactual

[borealtwilight]

So, uh, here’s little old me, drinking a Dr. Pepper spider ( or a float, for y’all who are from other countries LMAO ), excited about how good it tastes. And, uh... I started an entire food war conversation. Or Something XD

discord shenanigans at their absolute finest, everyone

the homies involved: @infinityactual, @dancing-coyote, @arctic-the-archaic, @echoanimates​

( and yes, please do click for higher quality res since tunglr is Ass lmao )

[borealtwilight]

So, @dancing-coyote & I were discussing everyone declaring Jorge to be a father figure....