#disclaimer female dwarves can and do have big full beards and I'll fight a bitch about that
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Anyway since I'm hobbit posting on this blessed day.
They're T4T.
#kili x tauriel#kili's baby ass beard? please they haven't invented synthetic testosterone yet#He's folically challenged for a dwarf and I will be using peter jackson's annoying stylistic decisions against him#disclaimer female dwarves can and do have big full beards and I'll fight a bitch about that#but I estimate that testosterone does make you grow more hair unless you're an elf and therefore our baby boy is trans#I don't have any evidence for Tauriel#I just know#I simply understand#the hobbit
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