#direct laser

[airbrickwall]

[mamawasatesttube]

an excerpt of the "kon being a scary alien creature" wip im HOPING i finish + post later tonight...!

And then—

Something squeezes his hand.

Tim freezes.

The feeling spreads from his hand up his wrist all the way to his shoulder, and from there over his whole body, an invisible blanket draped over him like a second skin. The ropes tied around his wrists and ankles slide against each other like snakes, moving as if with a mind of their own; they loosen enough for him to easily escape their grasp, but stay draped over him so that it still looks like he’s tied up.

The invisible blanket-cocoon over him squeezes his whole body, just slightly. It’d probably be freaky if it wasn’t so familiar.

Kon, Tim thinks, his heart thundering with relief.

Wild hope zings through his chest, and he drags his tired gaze from the men at the table up into the dark warehouse. It takes him a second, but he spots a pair of eyes glinting up there, catlike; he twitches two fingers in a weak greeting, and the gentle weight wrapped around him gives him another squeeze.

Kon’s here. Holy shit, Tim’s not dying tonight after all.

Kon drops out of the air and lands just outside the circle of light from the lamp on the center of the table. He lets himself make enough of a sound to catch the four mens’ attention; all of them whip around, peering into the darkness.

“Who’s there?!” Goatee demands, reaching for his gun. “Show yourself!”

“Well, if you insist.”

Kon stalks forward, into the light. His jacket hangs from his shoulders, his footsteps eerily quiet in the darkness. He carries himself with a predatory, catlike grace; his face is deceptively calm, but every taut line of his body screams with fury. His smile spells danger.

Tim’s breath leaves him in a rush of pure, heady relief. He’s safe.

“Aw, hell—” Glasses whips out his gun and fires—BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!—three shots, right at Kon’s chest.

Kon raises an eyebrow. Glances down at himself. Brushes a speck of imaginary dust off his shoulder.

“Okay, seriously.” He gestures at the House of El crest on his chest, clearly amused. “Does the big, red S on my chest mean nothing to you? I know you guys can’t be that dumb.”

[captainludraws]

shitpost

my friend @mechafiora hasn’t played kid icarus or knows anything about beyond what ive told her and she decided that palutena is customwoodburning from tiktok and i aggressively agree

(yes i know in the video cwb was not playing ed sheeran, its an old inside joke that palutena loves ed sheeran from the anniversary live streams ali hillis and antony del rio did)

[theactioneer]

The Sisterhood (Cirio H. Santiago, 1988)

[blujaydoodles]

I can't remember whether I ever posted this guy? Drex 'Pooka' Berenockt is Melliwyk's homunculus servant, because she may already have two familiars and the tiny servant and unseen servant spells but none of those things have hands and an intelligence higher than 2. he has wings modeled after an earwig's origami'd into a back panel and he curls down into a sphere when he's deactivated. he is also A Leetol Guy and I love him 😌

[ze-pie]

MARINAS GONE MAD WITH ORDER AND PEARLS ON A MISSION TO SAVE HER WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING

[badjohnspeakeasy]

A like-minded friend made this as an obvservation.

...It's not inaccurate.

[ecto-stone]

No need to Work up so much Vladdy. Just sit Back and enjoy the absolute chao that about to happen.

[kalmeria]

you know how double face go on and on about living in the darkness and belonging there.

bam! spotlight

[eumillipes]

Blue laser!

[ophilosoraptoro]

It's Over: They Finally Caught Them...

[butchdykecxck]

honestly I think my femme could stand to be more possessive and weird actually. Like where's my collar? Why am I allowed to be in the same room as women? Why don't I have your teeth marks all over me, staking your claim? Why am I allowed out of the house? Why don't all my clothes have their initial? Why don't you leave lipstick marks all over my shirt collar? Why dont-

[nanoa1foryou]

"Next to the catwalk there's lasers. If you stay om the catwalk, there's nothing to worry about. If you absolutely want to jump from there into the laser, please tell me"

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

The Ball Bowl interview from early 2013

i re-watched this interview from early 2013 in the UK and LMAO the absolute chaos of thisヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ

• Louis keeps rummaging in the Ball Bowl (placing it right to him is a definite mistake, he's so mischievous the whole time hahaha) and making ball-related puns "Just get a handful of those balls, Zayn!" and the interviewer keeps joining in "You got a nice big ball there!" • Liam has to kick a football up for as many times as possible • Zayn has to draw a 1-minute portrait of Louis while Louis makes this face the entire time lmao

..and Louis is quite affronted with the result, haha

• The band has to guess which one of these caricatures another contestant drew is Harry and Louis is the one who gets it right right off the bat (of course he'd recognize his Harry anywhere 😌)

• Niall has to do an impression of one of the boys and he nails (....nialls) it xD and then he does an impression of a movie scene character and aces that, too omg it's so fucking funny • Harry has to throw little balls into the mouth of a giant cardboard cutout of the interviewer. Yeah, I know how it sounds. I promise it looks even more terrifying • Louis gets hold of a permanent marker and beautifies said cardboard cutout while his own task is being read. He now has to take over as the presenter, which a) produces the iconic comment of "Can everyone hear running wotahhh?" and b) decides to do the presenting with an accent and his usual ✨flourish✨ • They get asked what question have they never been asked before and Harry comes up with "Have you ever weed in a sink?" and Louis is like "Been there!" Liam comes up with something like "How many Maltesers can you eat for 10 pounds?" and the interviewer says something with "..balls in your mouth?" and their faces say it all

• Harry goes into full on long fond frog laser stare mode at the end of the video while he looks at Louis drawing more stuff on the cardboard cutout :'3

[theactioneer]

Galaxis (William Mesa, 1995)

[minnaci]

................kageyama tobio.................