#dio is a dilf so its ok

[mmimiraesou]

dilf time once again (inspired by bp's shut down poster)

[daisys-gard3n]

*Thinkin' about Dilf!Don Giorno* ok it's nothing out of the world but don't tell me he wouldn't got such a built body cus Joestar genes and let's not forget about the beautiful gold long hair, he is that one dad who's Karens are afraid off and carries his baby around like "my kid is the cutenest than yours, watcha gonna do about it huh?"

The dio/joestar genes just hit later in life, just like how his hair turned blonde later on.

@ladybugblues has some sketches of dilf giogio with the long hair and buff bod on her blog

He shows up to the PTA meetings in a full designer-brands outfit: gucci shoes, cartier shades, a rolex on his wrist, real italian leather or fur jackets when its cold outside, all of the extra shit. And when one of the Karens complain about him and or his kid, Giorno just tips his glasses and be like: "I literally fund this whole school, do you think now is a good time to talk crap about my kid?"

The principle is obviously telling that karen to shut up because the school literally cannot function without don giorno's influence or money.

For the bake sale, bambina has procured the best cannolis in italy! Her papa helped her make (okay more like buy) them and gets the most sales. When any karen comes up to claim that she's cheating or whatever, Giorno gives the l o o k. And that karen runs away.

This buff italian don wearing these fancy clothes carries around his tiny bambina around as she wears a rapunzel dress to school (she wears all the princess dresses and gets to go to disneyland pretty often, her favorite princess is Rapunzel because "she has my daddy's hair!"). He already has her packed lunch (he full on cuts her sandwiches into little hearts and other shapes) and fixed her hair with cute braids and little flowers in her hair as he drops her off at school. No one dares to bully bambina, because they're afraid of Giorno and gun-wielding trigger happy Uncle Mista. Giorno visibly melts when Bambina presses a kiss on his face and says "See you, love you Papa."

Bambina gets lots of valentines day cards and candy because she's so cute! But Papa Giorno isn't so happy, he's full on about to whip out GER to make sure no one is even breathing around his daughter. Trying to confess your love to the daughter of a mafia don??? in your dreams.