#dinoporn

[loth-caatgirl]

OH BUT THIS IS JUST FINE HUH

NO PROBLEM SHOWING CARTOON DINO FUCKIN IN YOUR AD SPACE

Rita gets iced but we get dinoporn adverts I see I see

[letatoueurfrancais]

[infamisparrhesiastes]

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[saltysharkfan]

[cowboyarc]

So as I’ve stated before I live in Phoenix right? Well in Tucson I have found a gem. This honestly sounds like something that would heppen in Florida: https://tucson.com/news/local/internet-dispute-among-dinosaur-deniers-wont-topple-tanque-verde-t-rex/article_22c2ba68-9bde-5bc1-ad85-4a1bc1551fb3.html#tracking-source=home-top-story

[sexynatacha]

La brune n’est pas pressée de baiser au casting de Dinoporn

https://just-porno.com/?p=27293&utm_source=SocialAutoPoster&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Tumblr La brune n’est pas pressée de baiser au casting de Dinoporn - https://just-porno.com/?p=27293&utm_source=SocialAutoPoster&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Tumblr Dinotube Nikita Bellucci Perfect Girls La brune qui est venue au casting du porno cet après-midi n’est pas pressée, mais elle sait qu’elle devra prouver tout ce qu’elle sait faire dans Dinotube. Cette femme est trop salope et espère profiter d’un homme qui a une bite très dure et bien dressée, et qui finira par lui sucer la chatte pour lui faire ressentir un plaisir incroyable. Il aimera la sodomiser lorsqu’il la verra avec les jambes ouvertes dans son lit.

[loveemilyfan]

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Looking at the comments, it seems I'm the only one who liked Fallen Kingdom more than Jurassic World 1?It wasn't the greatest, but I thought it kept my attention more with a slightly different story and darker tone. Jurassic World felt like a poorer "Greatest Hits" of Jurassic Park 1 scenes, just in different settings. Hopefully this means more dinoporn, the only good thing to that has come out of the Jurassic World reboot (at least in my very humble and somewhat weird yet correct opinion)

Buy it:  Zac Brown Band Girl I’m Not Old I’m Vintage Retro Shirt

[mememebeam]

Dinoporn or digiporn???

[certifiedceraunophile]

SEASMUS is your animal sidekick and Mr.Jenn is basically the Prince who’s ass you have to save every three minutes, also you have an entire musical number on helicopter/dinosaur porn which is basically you riding over Jurassic park in a helicopter, thirsting over Jeff Goldblum and describing Dinoporn. ALSO YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SPECIALIZED CURSE WORD. That you came up with and nobody’s allowed to use it whatsoever.

ALSO YOUR AGENDA IN LIFE SHOULD BE RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024.

hello rapunzel <33 you are a real life disney princess!!

They should actually model a Disney princess after me. Imagine a Disney princess who curses like a trucker and liveblogs helicopter/dinosaur porn. I think it’d be a hit.

[letatoueurfrancais]

[infamisparrhesiastes]

#dinoporn @ yr #local #cafe

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[gg-writes]

Chuck is something of a hero to me, guys. I'm glad for the last comment, because yeah, the Hugo nomination was no accident. There's a group called the Sad Puppies (or was called, don't know if they're still a thing) whose goal it was to get rid of the "icky diversity" in literature that makes it super hard for white males to succeed (and they had the backing of a few women, somehow!). Anyway, this group nominated Chuck as a means of discrediting the Hugos in general. Oh look, this guy got a nomination and he writes DINOSAUR PORN, snicker.

Only, just like they never intended him to actually win, he never intended to win, either. While a talented author, his *ahem* works were not ready for such accolades.

But Chuck is nobody's pawn. And that's where the story is now.

"Oh? Use me and my erotica as a joke?

Here's hundreds of erotica stories with specifically biting titles, thanks for the publicity puppies, trot on, this is a good way."

I love that man. NOT TO MENTION his AMAs on reddit are the most wholesome things you'll ever read.

Chuck Tingle. Dinoporn activist and modern hero.

All right, I can't bear this any longer: Could you PLEASE give us some context to those book covers you keep posting? Like what exactly are they, where do they come from, how did the author get those ideas, AND JUST HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS ARE THERE?! They are really weird and disturbing. I love them.

When I put them in the queue I thought everyone was going to get annoyed because they’ve seen them a million times, I feel terrible that so many of you guys haven’t!

There is this controversy in book industries about e-books; specifically Amazon who has made it easy for someone to self publish whereas before it would cost someone thousands of dollars and so if you did you were a loser because you obviously couldn’t get an agent or even get an indie publisher to back you. All of a sudden a million books are being self published by losers who are ruining literature because anyone can just print anything and nothing matters anymore. It’s the same thing they said when they invented the printing press and then again when trade paperbacks became a thing. 

A whole bunch of people, mostly fanfic writers just repurpose in their work, start publishing these short erotic novels that they haven’t even edited and it was all getting weirder and weirder. 

BDSM became mainstream because of EL James publishing her Twilight fanfiction ‘50 shades of gray’ and then suddenly there were a bunch of books that made people uncomfortable about time traveling to fuck dinosaurs. One erotic novel written by Christie Sims and Alara Branwen kind of became the poster child for the demise intellectualism.

A few years later someone calling themselves Chuck Tingle started to publish tiny erotica novels about people having sex with unicorns and Bigfoot that were intentionally weird with long and had highly specific titles. The covers went viral, most people thinking they were memes but then discovered they were real books that were actual short stories written by somebody who knew how to write and was obviously mocking the controversy.

Everyone was complaining and trying to find out who he was and journalists were trying to contact “him” but he refused to be interviewed. The popular rumor started going around that it was actually a father and son that wrote the books together and someone who everyone is probably sure was actually Chuck Tingle was anonymously interviewed and was like, “lol yeah and we usually write them start to finish in one night” which made people madder and was true because he really blew up when a meme about this dress went viral in a day and by the end of the day Chuck Tingle had a new erotic novel about fucking the dress.

Adding to the controversy is the fact that if you publish through Amazon people can read your books for free through their “digital library” but when people check out books it’s technically counted as a sale. Out of nowhere some dude named Chuck Tingle was at the top of the bestsellers list with these offensive books and sort of accidentally got nominated for a really prestigious award and everyone lost their shit.

The powers that be were changing the rules so he couldn’t win, which is what also happened to Neil Gaiman when his comic book Sandman got nominated and everyone was outraged that a comic book could be considered literature. Neil Gaiman actually won the award and then they put in a rule that no more comic books could be nominated, but they got lucky with Chuck Tingle and he didn’t win. Except then he was nominated for a second time.

Obviously Chuck Tingle didn’t win again, 

but then he kind of doubled down and published books about getting fucked by his nomination and then fucked by the concept of getting fucked over by the industry. Then his book started getting really mostly sociopolitical and shoved his award nomination down everyone’s throats..

They were still just short weird erotica, but instead of being tongue-in-cheek funny they became condescendingly critical.

He has a website with an about me page but he’s become a folklore hero and everyone is 99% sure it’s fake.

As he stands now, the industries are still really upset but the indie scenes are considering them high art.

I am among the latter.

[mimmsybooks]

A Little Talk

Dear Fellow Readers, This question was posed one one of the author pages I follow on FB:

Question time… Is there a specific genre that you don’t like/won’t read..? M/F - M/M - M/F/M - M/M/F - stepsiblings - friends to lovers - boss - mafia - apocalyptic - shifter - sci-fi - sports ….. you get the idea. I’m one of those people that will read just about anything. Well, I might draw the line at Amish Vampires and Dinoporn… (yes, those are real. Goggle it) What you do think, My Fellow Readers? My line might be mafia, incest, and rape. Well written BDSM is ok (just NOT 50 Shades and such).

[sexynatacha]

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[theartofdavo77]

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[letatoueurfrancais]